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Joined 01-17-18, id: 10245790, Profile Updated: 11-16-18
Author has written 6 stories for Super Smash Brothers, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Kid Icarus.

"Everything is funny, as long as It happens to someone else."

-Someone who has nothing better to do with their life/Me

Likes: Video Games, T.V shows, Cartoons, The Walking Dead Series, Comics, Super Heroes, Game Grumps, Youtube, YTPs, 1930's animation, Drawing, Writing, and Fanfics

Things that keep me up at night: The fact the Kid Icarus will never have a sequel.

Irrational Fears: The fact that you can die at any second now, We have no scientific proof than zombies aren't real, nor if ailen life doesn't exist, death is waiting for me, if there was a zombie outbreak I wouldn't survive, when you walk outside your chance for death increases, the things we see in horror movies might exist, nobody knows if hevean or hell is actually real, and world war 3 is possible.

Is obessed with: The word obsession.

Dislikes: How Queue can be spelled with only a Q.

Favorite Shows: HTF, (It counts because it wasn't always on Youtube) Sonic X, Ren and Stimpy, Rocko's Modern Life, The PPFGs, Samurai Jack, The Walking Dead, Garfield, Naruto, anything that's on Youtube, Family Guy, American Dad, The Simpsons, One Piece, Fairy Tail, and My Hero Academia

Lives in: Anime Culture

Wants to live in: The womb.

Favorite Food: Shrimp. (Does that count?)

Favorite song: "Conga" By Gloria Estefan

Is currently drinking: A cold one with the boys

Talents: Drawing, Coloring, Animating, Making friends, Programming, Writing Code, Reviewing, Singing, Acting, Doing Voices, Composing Music, and Filming.

Wants to be good at: Writing, Drawing, Coloring, playing musical instruments, play video games, and making video games.

Pets: (I have a dog now, but these are the ones I had) A snake, he didn't have a name, a turtle, 3 dogs, and ferret. We only kept him/her (Can't remember the gender) for a day. I had a Cat I only kept for an hour. And four fish, I don't remember any of their names, but one was a pufferfish!

Drives: The Batmobile

Superpowers: The power to bore people to death. So I'm a villain..?

Favorite Video Games: SSBB, Kid Icarus, Kid Icarus: Myths and Monsters, Kid Icarus: Uprising, Spooky's Jumpscare Mansion, any telltale game, any zombie game, Sonic Mania, Super Metriod, any Mario game, The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask, Super Mario Odyssey, Metriod Prime, MK Double Dash, Botw, Sonic Generations, The Walking Dead, And Super Smash Bros Ultimate.

Friends with: Everyone, but you.

Age: Too young too be doing this, and too old not to be doing this.

Sports: When people watch them on T.V It bores me. But I will play sports for sure, though, nobody knows what team I play for. I don't even know.

SSB skills: If I put them here they would break this website.

Favorite Character of all time: Pit T. Angel

Best Ship(s): Pit and Samus, Peach and Bowser, Pit and Bayonetta, Dark Pit and Viridi, Pit and Palutena, Lucina and Dark Pit, Pit and Robin (F), Ike And Peach, Link and Zelda, Peach and Bowser, Pit and Peach, any milf character and Pit

Worst Ship(s): Pit and Dark Pit, Palutena and Lucina, Sonic and Samus, Mario and Luigi, Mario and Bowser, Samus and Ridley, Ike and Samus, Little Mac and Samus, Bayonetta and Dante, Mega Man and Samus, Sonic and Palutena, Pit X Magnus, and Pit X Viridi?? I'm not sure about that. I mean, their kinda cute together.

Best Book: The Dictionary.

Best Author: Dr.Seuss

Best Fanfic Author: Mohawkman2233

Best Fanfic: "Fun and Game at the Smash Mansion." By Secretz21 (It's really good, trust me you will love it!)


This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. (Originally from Chibi-Aibou-Midna's Profile)

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. No matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you."


OoOoOoOoOoOo (Originally from Turquioseluv134's profile)

Samus: "Pit, do you I ever cross your mind?"

Pit: "No."

"Do you like me?"

"No."

"Do you want me?"

"No."

"Would you cry if I left?"

"No."

"Would you live for me?"

"No."

"Would you do anything for me?"

"No."

"Choose, me our your life?"

"My life."

(Samus runs away crying in shock and pain and Pit runs after her.)

And says:

"The reason why you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind."

(Samus looks at him while he wipes off her tears and smiles at her.)

"The reason why I don't want you is because I need you."

"The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left."

"The reason why I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you."

"The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you."

"The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

(After hearing what Pit said to her, Samus cried tears of joy and hugged Pit.)

If you support SamusxPit, copy this to your profile :)


Pit:

Samus, Do you love me?

Are you riding? Don't never ever leave from beside me..

Cause I want you, and I need you, and, I'm down for you always-

Samus: *Puts a finger to Pit's mouth*

Hush now, child.


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Smash Life by CrashGuy01 reviews
Is Mario truly in love with Peach? What shenanigans is Pit up to? And is Sonic as irritable and annoying as people make him out to be? Find out about all this and more in Smash Life, featuring all your favorite smashers and more! (WARNING: Chapter 57 is currently out of order.)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 194 - Words: 2,509,100 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Pit, Sonic, Link, Mario
Pit exe by Pandora's Labyrinth of Memes reviews
A story where the protagonist obtains a copy of Kid Icarus Uprising that has something wrong with it. Also check out batimki fan on ao3, my friend who did a more detailed re-write of this story. This is part 1 of 3 (separate fanfics) the story is fully completed. And thanks to Dark Tiffany for the super amazing fan art!
Kid Icarus - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,387 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/14/2018 - Published: 3/31/2018 - Complete
Fun and Games at Smash Mansion, PART 2 by secretz21 reviews
The Smashers are back. Our favorite princesses and swordsmen have returned after a hiatus to new rules, new characters, and new relationship statuses. Multiple hetero pairings, such as IkexPeach, LinkxZelda, PitxSamus, etc. Rated M for adult themes, HEAVY LANGUAGE, sex, and drinking/drugs.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,754 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/29/2016 - Published: 11/10/2015 - Ike, Link, Peach, Rosalina - Complete
Stronger Than You by PhantomHeartless5 reviews
My version of the Steven Universe song, Stronger Than You, starring Pit and Bayonetta. Please be gentle.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/4/2016 - Pit, Bayonetta - Complete
Fun and Games at the Smash Mansion by secretz21 reviews
When you put a bunch of swordsmen bros and princesses together in one house, you're bound to have some drama and hookups. A look at their lives behind the scenes, focused on mainly hetero pairings (LinkxZelda, PitxSamus, Peach x multiple people, etc). Rated M for adult themes, LANGUAGE, drinking, and sexy stuff. FA so go easy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 37,706 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Ike, Zelda/Sheik, Peach, Samus A. - Complete
Hit the Road by Havoka reviews
What if Lee had been able to travel with Lilly when she left in the RV? (Lilly/Lee shipping)
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,630 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Lee E., Clementine, Lilly - Complete
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Smashing Fun! reviews
Will Zelda and Link ever do it? Will Peach betray Ike in the depths of Las Vegas? Will Pit ever get a hangover? Will guys hit on Samus? And will Marth or Wii Fit ever find love? Find all that out in this story! Pit X Samus, Link X Zelda, Peach X Ike, and maybe Marth X Wii Fit? Rated M for language, drinking and sexual themes, if you know what I mean... ;)
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,435 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/13/2018 - Published: 6/7/2018 - [Pit, Samus A.] [Ike, Peach]
Sonic Vs reviews
A series were you can suggest people for Sonic too fight, and I'll write about it. As simple as that.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/7/2018 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Sonic
Pit's steamed hams reviews
Pit goes out on a limb in trying to impress Dark Pit.
Kid Icarus - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2018 - Dark Pit, Pit - Complete
Kid Icarus Uprising reviews
The story of Kid Icarus Uprising
Kid Icarus - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/13/2018 - Hades, Palutena, Pit - Complete
The End reviews
Sonic blows up Green hill zone. No, he blows up the world. And he has nobody else to blame but himself.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2018 - Sonic - Complete
Pit and Samus (A love story) reviews
Pit is a Newcomer in smash, and he adapts feelings for another smasher. Its rated M, because of Samus's potty mouth.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,956 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/11/2018 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [Pit, Samus A.] Zelda/Sheik, Peach - Complete