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BLUE EAGLE IS A JACKASS!
People I know:
I know a kid named Jon. My friend Kurt threw a ham sandwich at him, so he left.I know a kid named Mike. He slid on the floor and inspired me to do it and hurt myself.I know someone named God. My brother's name is Sausage Boy.
My Quotes:
"Stupid!"
"When you gotta go, you gotta go."
"There was this thing on Saturday Night Live..."
"It happens"
My Life
Kurt invented his own language. And dreamed of a religion named Ishmamboo. I hear voices. Once a hunk of wood said "shhhh". I like roller coasters. And Bacon Cheeseburgers. I'm lazy. I set my alarm at 6:00 just so I can go back to sleep. Chuck is a person I know. Pokemon ruined my life so I make it my business now to burn every piece of Pokemon merchandise I see.I have a problem with my ! gland.
Philosophy:
Pokemon must die. If you realize this fact,you have harnessed Phantomic Philosophy.
Phantom Zacharias
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