2nd Sept 2014:

Okay, so maybe I'm not back in full force. Life is incredibly busy and fanfiction just isn't a priority anymore. However, I just checked my FFN.net-affiliated email today and was struck by the fact that people actually read and liked my stuff. RECENTLY. This may only be a few readers but I'm now more inspired than ever to carry on with the stories I'd left alone for so long.

I can't promise speedy updates, in fact, I can't promise anything of substance. All I can promise is to update the stories I actually plan to continue with within the year (before you shriek, let me tell you that I have exams all throughout October and November) and take down the ones that are dead for good.

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy
whenever I'm at sea
I promise to remember Annabeth
whenever a spider comes at me
I promise to protect nature
for Grover's sake of course
I promise to remember Luke
when my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''
I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when
in reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.
A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will hand you a Kleenex and ask you “Who do I have to kill?”
A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you.
A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.
A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.
A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
A good friend convinces you not to jump off the cliff. A best friend hugs you "Goodbye, I'll miss you. Can I have your I-pod?"
GOOD FRIENDS are for a few years, BEST FRIENDS ARE FOR LIFE. My best friend is insane, if yours is too then copy this onto your profile.

You say vampires, I say DEMIGODS!
You say Rob Pattinson, I say LOGAN LERMAN!
You say Bella and Edward, I say Percy and Annabeth!
You say Team Edward, I say Team Percy!
You say Bella, I say ANNABETH!
You say Jacob, I say NICO!
You say Forks, I say Camp HB!
BEAT THAT TWILIGHT FANS!
PERCY JACKSON PWNZ!

Awesomeness Quotes

"Brilliant! It's Potions last thing on Friday! Snape won't have the time to poison us all!" -Ron Weasley, HP&GoF

Remus: Severus, don't be a fool...
Sirius: He can't help it. It's habit by now.
Remus: Sirius, be quiet!
Sirius: Be quiet yourself, Remus!
Severus: Listen to you two, quarreling like an old married couple.
Sirius: Why don't you run along and play with your chemistry set?
-Remus, Sirius and Severus, HP&PoA

"Don't I get a kiss for luck? Its kind of a tradition, right?" - Percy Jackson, The Last Oympian.

"Go chase a donut!' - Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"I wasn't sure where the Latin came from, i think it meant ' Eat my pants!'" - Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"Your pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues." -Percy Jackson, The Lightning Thief

"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" - Percy Jackson, Battle of the Labyrinth

"I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. 'You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush.'" - Percy Jackson, TBotL

"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!" Percy Jackson, The Sea of Monsters

"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."- Nico di Angelo, The Last Olympian