I am searching the one fanfiction writer who have found the ultimate wisdom, who reached the total perfection when it comes to write some dirty stuff between 2 non-existent charachters, the one fanfiction writer who will embrace my feelings and my emotions. He will be the new and only god, the one who will create the Valhalla of the writers.

I am its Prophet, its Shaiapouf, its mainstream hunchback servant !