This is my other account
My original one is Toshirorulez5983

Kay peps (okay peoples) listen up! I LOVE TYKI. If you DONT love Tyki then why the hell are you looking at a profile with the user name TykiTime? Anyway...OHAYO!!!! I hope everyone likes DGM and BLEACH 'cause this is all I'll be writing about for now. Before I get any further I will name some of the things you WONT see in my stories:

Yullen (awkward...)

Poker Pair *vomits*

Basically any yaoi I guess- OH! and no lemon...blech! I can't even stand to even hear about it so how can you expect me to write about it-GROSS!!!

Ichiruki (OH DEAR GOD HOW CAN ANYONE EVEN LIKE THIS PAIRING I MEAN REALLY SHE'S A SHINIGAMI AND HE'S JUST A HUMAN AND BESIDES IT'S OBVIOUS SHE AND RENJI HAVE/HAD A THING GOING ON AND RENJI OBVIOUSLY HAS A MEGA CRUSH ON HER (JUST LOOK AND YOU'LL SEE IT'S PRETTY DAMN OBVIOUS HE LIKES HER) I DON'T HATE RUKIA AT ALL (ACTUALLY I ENVY HOW AWSOMELY AWSOME SHE IS) AND I DEFINITELY DONT HATE ICHIGO I MEAN DID YOU SEE HIS HAIR DEAR GOD THE HAIR (I JUST WANNA RUN MY HANDS THROUGH IT AND DROOL AT HOW COMPLETELY SMEXY HIS EYES ARE AND WELL HIS OVERALL BEING...I think I might be getting off topic just a little...heh heh...

Now I will list the things you WILL see in most of my fics:

TYKI!!!!!!!!!

Gin and Toshiro as brothers or some other type of family relationship (sorry don't kill me!!! I just am obsessed with the very idea of them being siblings and them not knowing it or one of them knowing and the other one clueless ;3

Perhaps some Byaruki but I'm not so sure...I really like this couple...FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME PEOPLE IT'S NOT INCEST!!!!! I WILL GET A LAWYER AND DEFEND MY BELIEF THAT IT COULD POSSIBLY BE CANNON AND YET IT'S NOT...do you understand...'cause just thinking about makes my head hurt a little xp

NOW AWESOME QUOTES OF AWESOMENESS XD

~Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest telling us to sit down and shut up.

~Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

~You say I'm not cool. But cool is just another word for cold. so if I'm not cold, I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

~Boys are like Slinky's. Useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

~Guns don't kill people. People kill people. I know I just said 'Guns don't kill people. People kill people.' But I think that guns help! I mean, not much would happen if you just sit there and yell 'BOOM'

~You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

~Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed.

~No I won't go to hell! They have a restraining order against me!

~I used all my sick days so I called in dead.

~Life isn't trying to pass me by; it's trying to run m over!

~The extinction of the dinosaurs was no accident. Barney came along and they all committed suicide.

~When in doubt, make words up!

~The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you!

~If you're going to be two-faced sweetie, at least make one of them pretty!

~Don't worry about the end of the world coming today- it's already tomorrow in Australia.

~Kids are the future. Be afraid, Be very afraid!

~Welcome to the dark side. We have cookies! Oh, that red stuff leaking out of them?...That's cooking oil.

~Before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and have their shoes!

~An idiot is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire their work.

~Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss!

~There is no 'I' in team, but there is an 'I' in PIE, an so there is an 'I' in MEAT PIE and since MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

~Newscaster are the people who tell you "Good evening" and then proceed to tell you why it's not.

~Two things are infinite; infinity, and human stupidity. Not so sure about infinity...

~Why be difficult, when with just a little more effort, you can be impossible?

~I was going to take over the world but I got distracted by something sparkly.

~Don't hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now.

~If your heart was really broken, you'd be dead.

~I don't have a dog. I eat my own homework.

~Warning: trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

~If the world didn't suck we'd all fall off.

~I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

WEBSITES I LOVE!!!

(JUST SO DAMN FUNNY!!!)

(I am literally OBSESSED with WOLVES!!!)

Hetalia Quotes "GUESS WHO SAYS THEM!"

"All will become one with Russia..." (kinda obvious)
"I will now express my utter rage using this piano."
"Man up or I'll beat you with my peace prize!"