Kagamine Rin, an anti-social teen, has nearly no friends, gets bullied, and can care much less about her social life. She also utterly hates the school flirt, Kagamine Len. So what happens when he begins to love her and won't stop loving her? RinxLen, NO TWINCEST. Romance, humor, and drama.

My take on The Austere Academy. Brief language.

Many a teen's nightmare has come from those three simple words: you have mail. A story told by IMs, texts, and all those other stuff those darn teenagers use these days. Rin/Len, Kaito/Miku, Luka/Gakupo.

Cass found out, and she couldn't deal with it. Sequel to 'Rainy Day'. One-shot. M-ExCxY-Y tragedy.

What happens when you combine Vocaloid with Anastasia? Some downright crazy story... Rated T just in case of swearing... Again, I was soooo bored!

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We at Zero-G/Crypton Incorporated believe in giving you the finest quality products that money can buy. We greatly appreciate your recent purchase and if you ever have any problems after reading this manual, a support team is available 24/7. Enjoy!

Page 153 of The Penultimate Peril, "...And in another city...four children played at the beach, unaware that they were about to receive some very dreadful news." This is their story. [A Succession of Unfavourable Experiences, book one.]

Dr. Scamandros mentions he was thrown out of the Upper House for "political reasons". Riiight. This is what really happened.

This is a reupload of my old ASOUE Is fic. The original one was deleted due to a breach in privacy I didn't notice. It has not otherwise been edited. If you had the old one on your favorites, please update it to this one. :

Someone wants the Hell Girl to go to hell. Wait, what? Sorry if this idea has been used before, in the anime or another story or whatever. I don't keep up with Hell Girl.

"Every little gasp she made to breathe was like a knife sinking into my heart, just like the one that was once sunk into her chest, I embraced her softly and smiled kindly. I didn't want her to lose hope. But I needed it more than she did" Haku x Dell

Kit and Jerome reflect on Olaf and Esme. Two-shot. I don't own ASOUE

A series of diary entries pertaining to moments in the lives of the ASOUE characters.

Everyone knew that Miku was the most likable one of the first five Vocaloids, but no one expected that the other four would be forced to pay for her popularity, especially not Miku. Character death.

I found this love calculator website on google and decided to see how compatible the ASOUE couples are.These are the results... but with random stuff inbetween.This summary sucks lemons. Please read anyway!

In which the underappreciated Times of Day congregate to discuss perfectly important matters, thank you very much. AU, crack.

How would the "Story of Evil" series turn out if Miku was replaced by Kaito's ice cream cone? That's all you need to know.

Hetalia meets the awesome song Alice of Human Sacrifice. Based off of the song and voice dramas. I do not own VOCALOID or Hetalia. Enjoy!

What kind of crack was I on when I made this? Combining VOCALOIDS with Professor Layton. I must've been coked out of my MIND.

A user's guide for your new Luka Megurine unit!

Exactly what the title says. For fun.

A bunch of Parody Songs! More to come!

Miles Edgeworth goes vacationing in Japan to visit his cousin Mina. Both of them end up embroiled in a murder case. Includes gameplay elements from AAIME, including investigations, arguments and rebuttals! Now updated to look better and clearer.

Just wrote this ASoUE spoof out of boredom. The siblings are on the run after they got off the island in the thirteenth novel, and so they decided to spoof some popular songs. Rated K for some drug references and crude humor.

To say that he hated those books was an understatement.

Do you remember, Neru? When we sat in the grass underneath the cherry blossoms? It was springtime, when I was still going to become a singer, just like Miku-chan... Do you remember?" "I do."

Klaus reflects how he feels about a certain person, and what they mean to him... Kliona

Their only option was to win. UzukiKariya, one shot.

Based off "Wide Knowlege of the Late Night Madness." We all know Miku's side of the night in the sanitarium. But what about the Kagamine twins? ONESHOT Mentions of LenxRin

The Quagmire triplets get their hands on a magazine that one particular villianess finds very important.

The series didn't need thirteen books, did it? Here is the condensed version for those who are short on time. A parody in two chapters: 1-6 and 7-13.

How to get the most out of your newly-purchased Kagamine Len unit.

Dear Reader, If you are looking for a depressing book about the lives of intelligent and well-mannered orphans, look elsewhere. All you will find here is a Chinese taxi driver, a Broadway Chorus, and other nondepressing, hilarious objects.

True love comes at a price. The Baudelaires have returned. The teens live near each other. It sounds like a perfect love story. But mysteries of V.F.D. still surrond the Baudelaires. Rated PG: Violence and Love

A bit of baudleraircest i suppose. Really only meant to question the meaning of love.

she was the beam of light, he was the mixed blessing Nothing happens without repercussions VK

Sunny, Violet, and Klaus are going to go and live with their Uncle Jack, who as it turns out actually is related to them. Will they find out Danny's secret? read and find out. Also there is plenty of Olaf bashing. UNDER CONSTRUCTION!

COMPLETE. A Parody. In case you haven't noticed. Of Book 12. Complete with sarcasm and whiny Brattylaires! Plus making fun of Lemony and the way he writes! Dumb dumb dumb! Enjoy the dumbness!

A sort-of sequel to Carmelita! The Snow Scouts have musicals, perform in TV shows about smelly rooms, discover cheesy noodle poodles AND ALL THAT JAZZ! [In Progress]

Sunny and Violet both realize that they have a crush on Duncan. After some sisterly backstabbing, who does Duncan really like? [Slash] Please be open minded! r&r! Alternate ending for people who don't like slash. [Complete]

Not really, she just made us say that. [COMPLETED - 14 chapters]

Very weird things happen to the world of TSOUE and only Klaus, Sunny, and Lemony Snicket can restore everything before it is too late. PG13 to be safe.