Name... Yeah not gonna tell you Age... 11 shh Favorite Books? TWILIGHT!! (it's so good!) HARRY POTTER!!!(It is so much better than Twilight) PERCY JACKSON (twilight and hp are better... But I still love this series) Country... AUSTRALIA!!! aussie aussie aussie oi oi oi!! FUN STUFF!! Got a problem with me? Solve it Think I'm trippin? Tie my shoes Can't stand me? Sit down Can't face me? Turn around Normal is just a setting on washing machines. Sarcastic! Me? Never! You laugh at me because I'm strange, I laugh at you because your stupid! Normal people worry me. You say psycho like it's a bad thing. One by one the lawn gnomes steal my sanity. I walk the line between brilliance and insanity. One day, I will be famous. Then all of you will claim to have been my "best friend" once upon a time. But I know who my real friends are. They're the ones who helped me get where I am. Do I look like I want a Big Issue? I'm not one of those girls you can play around with. If you want one then go buy a barbie! If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you. Death is a once in a lifetime experience. The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader. Don't mess with me, I've got a stick. Slinky + escalator = endless fun People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?" People fear the strange and unusual. I am the strange and unusual. FEAR ME! Don't think of yourself as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey! There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. They have sent us to this dungeon more commonly known as school. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If the world gives you lemons, you can make lemonade... or you can make a biologically engineered virulent air-born pathogenic virus that will wipe out the entire population of the planet, which would be a whole lot cooler. Don't worry about the people in your past, there's a reason they didn't make it to your future. The rules only apply if you get caught. I have ranted to an empty room, and then ended with a "Thanks for listening," because if no one heard, it's okay, but if somebody did, then I have officially freaked out some secret agent corporation. Don’t look at me with that tone of voice. - Do not take life too seriously; no one gets out alive. - Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? - Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. -If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up The Percy Jackson pledge: I promise to remember Percy Whenever I'm at sea I promise to remember Annabeth Whenever a spider comes at me I promise to protect nature For Grover's sake of course I promise to remember Luke When my heart fills with remorse I promise to remember Chiron Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride'' I promise to remember Tyson Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side I promise to remember Thalia Whenever a friend is scared of heights I promise to remember Clarisse Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright I promise to remember Bianca Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother I promise to remember Nico Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others I promise to remember Zoë Whenever I watch the stars I promise to remember Rachel Whenever a limo passes my car. 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The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. If you have ever randomly said a pjo fact copy and paste this to your profile If you hate Prachel copy and paste this to your profile. If you have ever set down a broom and yelled "UP" copy and paste this onto your profile. If you always mentally make the Sirius "serious" pun whenever somebody says, "I'm serious!" copy and paste this into your profile. If you think Alexandra Daddario is completely the wrong choice to be playing Annabeth and want a re-cast, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: believeinthegods, September Sorrows, percabethroxmysox2786 ChilOfAthena (my recast is me!!) I still think she's wrong for Annabeth, Lulu halulu (I'm sure she's a good actress but she's not right for Annabeth), daughterofathena7 (she has freakin' brown hair when it says multiple times in the books that her hair is blond and curly. also, she's way too old.) Taylur (bad actress, could they at lest bothered to put a wig on her? please!), percbeth4evr: (She is completely wrong to play Annabeth. Why they picked her I have no idea. She isn't all that great of an actress, and she doesnt fit the physical description of Annabeth either. In the books it repeatedly says that she has blond hair and grey eyes.), ON WITH THE STORIES