Hi! So, um... Crap. What do I say? Uh, Stjarnas Alskare means Star's Lover in Swedish. This is my second account, my smut one.

I'm a lesbian, got a problem, get the fuck off my page.

I'm hooked on Sci-Fi, my favorites being Farscape, Stargate SG-1, and some of the various Transformers continuities. I also love a cartoon called Invader Zim. Recently, my fandoms have grown to include Hetalia and Rurouni Kenshin.

Favorite Pairings:

Invader Zim: Zim/Dib (hooray for yaoi xenophilia!), Skoodge/Tenn, Zim/Tak

Farscape: John/Aeryn, Zhaan/Stark

SG-1: Daniel/Sha're, Daniel/Vala, Sam/Jack, Cameron/Carolyn

Transformers: Prowl/Jazz

Backstory on my love of P/J starts like this. My first bout in the Transformers universe was the 2007 Bay movie, where I was hooked on Jazz strait off. His calling Mikaela and Sam "little bitches" was epic. Then Bay killed him, and I was pissed. I ventured into the TF fanfics, and met Prowl, the stoic, kick-ass tactician who was Jazz's bondmate. Naturally, I researched the Praxian. So, I had the typical 'opposites attract' relationship. Then, I 'met' Gatekat. Or her stories. Stories that had a passionate, caring mech named Prowl. After that came Where You and I Collide by Hearts of Eternity, and insane, Decepticon Jazz who raped minds and tortured because he felt like it. My own imagination took over then, creating an ex-'Con Jazz who had nightmares of those he killed and a Prowl who held him through the night. I'm hooked forever, now.

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Quotes:

"I went to the store and bought-"
"Height?"
"Dude, I wish." ~My English class's student teacher and two students

"Somewhere... in a box... on the Nile Riva." ~Ary, my friend

"...Then we'll go strait to my room."
"I thought we were just getting your stuff?"
"Where else would my stuff be, in the kitchen?" ~Ary and I

"Meh... meh... meh..."
"D- d- did you just say meth?"
"...Meh." ~Ary and Carl, one of my other friends

"No dies a virgin because life fucks us all in the end" ~some guy's Youtube playlist

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Music=Life but Coffee=God

I live in Mormonville, but my friends- and me- cuss when we're happy, pissed, whatever.

My dream is to open a gay club over here.

I listen music that was cool before Ke$ha was.

I am normally a very even-tempered, compassionate, downright weird person.

My friends are insane, and Ary will randomly pet my hair and say, "It's okay, little kitty, I'll save you from the big baaaad."

I am writing a novel. If it publishes, I'll tell you. The Magic Eight Ball said yes, it will, so I'm hopeful.

My favorite word is 'meh

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I'm(apparently) a Clueless Uke!
Having a good time is what you're all about. You're satisfied just to have someone to eat hamburgers and play video games with, and are completely oblivious to other's manipulative behavior. You don't expect much, and that can be a good thing. You're perfect prey for the Opportunist Seme, who might take advantage of you, but you probably won't even notice, or really care, as long as you're enjoying yourself.