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Jayy Dee here. On fanfiction.net !.. Anyways, here's just some stuff mehh if you're interested... PFFT. Who am I kidding? We all know about you're itching to know more about the fascinating southern belle who goes by JD. (;


ABOUT JD

Age: Lucky 13, babeh.

Favorite color: Yellow!

Favorite Movies : Well HP obviously. And Up, Breakfast At Tiffany's, Gone With The Wind, Knight And Day, Fight Club, anndddd I could go on forever.

Favorite food: Chinese Food!

Favorite TV show: I Dream Of Jeanie and The Nanny, mostly.

Favorite HP book: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

Favorite season: Winter, maybe?

Favorite time of day: Twilight. And not because of the suckish books.

Favorite character in the HP series: Sirius Black, Luna Lovegood, Lilly Evans - Potter, James Potter, Draco Malfoy, and then again to the forever concept again..

Favorite candy: Hershey bars, Runts, Warheads.

Favorite music: I ABSOLUTELY ADORE MUSIC FROM 50s - EARLY 90s. Well, give or take a bit. And some recent music needs to added in there somewhere, too..

Places I'd like to visit one day: Egypt, Spain, Italy, Russia, Germany, Belle Isle, and all over the world! (:

Favorite books: HP, Interview With A Vampire chronicles / series , The Bible, Witch Of Blackbird Pond, anndd again with the forever thing!

Favorite animals: Tigers and lions. :D

HOGWARTS PROFILE

House: Slytherin!

Blood Status: Pureblood, all the way.

Patronus/Animagus: Fox.

Wand: Wood - African Blackwood, Length - 15 inches Enchantment - Essence of Wolf Claw.

Quidditch Position:Chaser. (:

Favorite Teacher: Professor R.J. Lupin.

Favorite Place: The restricted section in the library when studying, Black Lake when chillin' out.

Possible Profession: Healer.

QUESTIONS

Question 1: What is your favorite Harry Potter book and why? Least favorite?
My favorite is The Deathly Hallows because everything comes together finally and there's tons of action! Least is probably The Goblet Of Fire.

Question 2: What is your favorite Harry Potter movie and why? Least favorite?
Favorite is The Prisoner of Askaban! I love the Marauders.

Question 3: Who is your favorite character?
Sirius Black! And you've gotta love the Weasley twins and Luna Lovegood. (:

Question 4: Who's Your Favorite Teacher at Hogwarts?
Lupin, naturally.

Question 6: Who is your favorite Death Eater (You-Know-Who included)?
THE MALFOYS, HANDS DOWN. Oh, and Bellatrix. :)

Question 7: Who is your favorite Hogwarts Student?
Luna Lovegood.

Question 8: What house would you want to be in? Which house do you think you would be sorted into?
Slytherin FTW. I'd probably get sorted into Ravenclaw or.. *shudders* Gryffindor. D:

Question 9: Would you join the Order or the Death Eaters?
Death Eater fo sho.

Question 10: If you could choose any character to be your boyfriend/girlfriend, who would it be?
Lucius Malfoy. Of course I would highly consider James Potter or Sirius Black.. ;)

Question 11: Who would be your best friend?

Narcissa Black in Slytherin, Luna Lovegood in Ravenclaw, Ginny Weasley or Lily Evans in Gryffindor, and Nymphadora Tonks in Hufflepuff.

Question 12: Warner Brothers postponed the release date of the Half-Blood Prince movie to July of 2009. What are your thoughts on this?
ANGRY, MAN.

Question 13: What is your favorite magical creature?
I like the Hogwarts ghosts. (:

Question 15: Would you throw Dolores Umbridge into a boiling vat of acid?
Of course! What kind of a question is that?! Also substitute Umbitch for Justin Beiber and it has the same meaning.

Question 16: What character would you dress up as for Halloween?
Professor Trelawney for a laugh.

Question 17: How did you get your copy of The Deathly Hallows?
I 'borrowed' it from my friend, Marissa, and 'forgot' to give it back.

Question 18: How did you get into Harry Potter?
People had been reading it for a while but I thought it would be kinda stupid. Then mi friends kept pestering me into reading it. Now I'd probably roundhouse who ever said that about HP.

Question 19: What is one memorable experience you have had involving the series?

Mi best friends and I have Marauder nicknames since we're huge trouble makers and I still think of them every time I read a fanfic or watch the movies or read the books; I moved away from them.. :(

Question 20: Have you ever seen a movie you were not particularly interested in, simply because it had a Harry Potter actor in it?
Nope, not really.

Question 21: Would you go to Hogwarts, Durmstrang, or Beaubatons?
Hogwarts FTW.

Question 22: What was your favorite Triwizard task?
The Black Lake one! :D

Question 23: Before you read The Deathly Hallows, what was your opinion of Snape?
He was a greasy haired jerk that just wallowed in self pity all the time.

Question 24: Do you read or write fanfiction?
Oh yes. I loves reading them.

Question 25: Which spell do you wish you could use in real life?
Hmm.. that's hard. Probably oblivate and furnunculus.

Question 26: What position would you play in Quidditch?
Chaser.

Question 27: What was your favorite moment in any of the books?
When Ron comes back and wants a hug and stuff and Hermione starts screaming and hitting him ( Deathly Hallows ) .

Question 28: What event in the series did you wish had happened differently?
Fred's death.

Question 29: Would you join the DA?
...Nah.

Question 30: Do you think You-Know-Who has EVER had a girlfriend?
HA! Probably not. Maybe a hook up or something but I doubt he has ever found anyone.. 'worthy' to be his, I guess.

Question 31: What name from the series would you be willing to change your own name to?
Sirius. (:

Question 33: What would your pet be?
Pygmy Puff or owl.

Question 34: If you could belong to any family in the series, which would it be?
Malfoys.

Question 35: Which Hallow would you most like to have?
Invisibility Cloak, babeh!

Question 36: What is your favorite Horcrux?
The locket.

Question 37: Ever seen Potter Puppet Pals?
YES! Haha, hilarious stuff.

Question 38: What would your patronus be?
Fox. :D

Question 39: What would be your animagus form?
Fox or a tiger or something.

Question 40: Who is your favorite Marauder?

Sirius Black.

Question 41: If you went to Diagon Alley, where would you go first?
Ollivander’s then definitely Zonko's!

Question 42: Favorite member of the Black family?
Sirius! And Narcissa! :D

Question 43: Favorite member of the Weasley family?
The twins.

Question 44: Who should have won the Triwizard Cup?

We all knew Harry would win. Cedric was pretty cool until Robert P played him.. :P

Question 45: Who is your favorite actor in the films?

Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy) !! So 'effin HOT.

Question 46: (insert actor here) should totally play (insert character here).
Ben Barnes should totally play young Sirius!!

Question 47: What would you wear to the Yule Ball?
Something elegant yet sexy with edgy accessories. Like a strapless black dress with whimsical tights and some bright yet delicate necklaces / bracelets. So yeah.

Question 48: How many times have you read the series?
I've lost count.. xD

Question 49: Who is your favorite couple?

James/Lily FTW.

Question 50: Did you like this survey?
Yeah, it was okay.

ANOTHER HARRY POTTER SURVEY

General

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

YES!! :D

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?

Of course.

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?

Durr.

What’s Hermione’s?

Jean.

What’s Ron’s?

Bilius.

What’s Harry’s?

James.

What’s Ginny’s?

Molly.

Have You Seen All The Movies?

Yerp! :D

Read All The Books?

YES!!

What Do You Think Of JKR?

Awesome.

Favorites

Weasley?

The Twins.

Character, Overall?

Umm.. is that a trick question? Weeelll.. Dracomalfoyfredweasleygeorgeweasleyjamespottersiriusblackluciusmalfoynarissamlafoylunalovegoodrjlupin. Overall. :D

Female character

Lily Evan Potter from all the fanfics I've read.. (:

Male Charcter?

Sirius or Lucius or James.

Group Of Characters?

Marauders, hands down.

Adult?

Sirius Black. :D

Professor?

R.J. LUPIN, YO.

Ship?

James/Lily.

Spell?

Furnunculus is pretty awesome..

Sweet?

Bertie Botts Jelly Beans. :D

Place?

Black Lake.

Weasley Twin?

Two is better than one.. (;

Product?

Skiving Snackbox.

Shop?

Weasleys Wizard Wheezes, of course!

Least Favorites

Weasley?

Percy.

Character, Overall?

Pettigrew. :p

Female?

Umbitch.

Male?

Pettigrew.

Adult?

Pettigrew and Umbridge.

Student?

Colin Creevey.. so annoying!

Spell?

Ehh.. don't have one. Any magic is awesome.

Book?

Umm.. I dunno.

Ship?

REMUS/SIRIUS.

Sweet?

None. Who doesn't like sweets?

Death Eater?

Avery.

Shop?

Borgin and Burkes.

Place?

The headmaster's office.

Professor?

Lockhart.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?

Cute but sometimes annoying.

Harry/Hermione?

No way.

Harry/Ginny?

Meh. Alright.

Harry/Luna?

It could happen but I'm more for H/G

Harry/Pansy?

NO!

Ron/Lavander?

eww!! she sucks @ relationships

Ron/Luna?

NO!

Ron/Pansy?

NO!!

Ron/Fleur?

What about Bill??

Hermione/Krum?

nah, he's too old and i h8 that accent

Hermione/Draco?

Only if he got over himself

Hermione/FredORGeorge?

NO!!

James/Lily?

YES YES Quadruple YES!!

Lily/Snape?

nope, sry Snivellus, you screwed up your chances. like that would ever happen!

Lily/Sirius?

NO, James would probably murder Sirius in his sleep and leave only a finger (sound familiar ;)) ((it's rely not that funny))

Lily/Lupin?

NO!! too much alike!

Tonks/Lupin?

It's 'aight. although I do like teddy

Draco/Pansy?

FAIL

Fred/Angelina?

yes

Bill/Fleur?

canon

Harry/Cho?

no. one date is all they get. cho sucks at relationships just like lavender

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?

Harry

Hermione or Ginny?

Ginny

Neville or Seamus?

Nev

Snape or Slughorn?

Snape

Fred or George?

Fred

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?

Harry/Ginny!!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione?

Ron/Hermione

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

Harry/Luna, she's at least a laugh. Hermione can be too uptight and it's awkward with her and Harry alone in Deathly Hallows.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?

Roonald/Hermy

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?

Harry, obvi

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?

Hermione/Ron

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?

Butterbeer

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?

3 brooms

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?

James/Lily! No competition!

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?

Hoggy, Hoggy, Hoggywarts!

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?

Diagon Alley, way more cool places!

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?

Knockturn Alley, at least you probably won't get murdered the second you step over the threshold :D

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?

Bertie Botts

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?

Daily Prophet, at least you can laugh at the idiot editors

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?

Which Barty? personally id like to throw all three off the highest tower in Hogwarts

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?

GRYFFINDOR! Where the brave dwell at heart! punches the air with invisible sword

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?

Nope

Ever cried while reading one of the books?

No

A Movie?

Yes, when Harry cried over Cedric in GoF after they arrived back from the graveyard and when Harry cried over Sirius falling through the veil and I tried a bit when Dumbledore died. it was scary and so sad seeing him fall from the tower in slow mo :'(

I didn't Books or Movies?

no I just said i did, where have you been?

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?

Yeah, it was mixed with reality and a tv show that shall remained unmentioned for my dignity. it was cool tho cuz it took place in a super market that was like Honeydukes. freaky . . .

Been To A Fansite?

yeah

Been to JKR’s Site?

Yeperdoo

Have You Ever Roleplayed?

Yeah

If So/Do..Who were you/ are you?

First I was James trying to get Lily to go out with me then I was Lily :D

Did you use to have an absurd theory?

yeah

What was it?

That remus and tonks never rely died and they looked for teddy for years. ik! crazy, right?

Did you/Do you hide your obbsession?

no. Why should/would i?

Did it/Does it work?

NO! gosh!

Ever dressed up like a Character? For Halloween or Just No Reason at all?

No

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?

yup!

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?

no, haha. im slow like that :D also, i personally dont care

Did you just try to prove that wrong?

no...

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?

yes, fiery tempers, same hair, fell for the same looking guy almost, their husbands r both . . . uh . . . bad boys? ;)

Do you find it wierd that Harry & His Dad Fell In Love With Girls So A Like?

not really, the apple didn't fall far from the tree. do you find it weird?

Do you know what fanfiction is?

yes

Ever Been To A Fanfiction site?

No. No I haven't (sarcasm)

Are you a member of a fanfiction site?

YES!

What site?

ff.net. it's not like I'm on it or anything! note sarcasm

Do you write fanfiction?

of course, i deleted a lot off here but it's on my comp. still in case i change my mind or get time to continue it :D

Do you like to write fanfiction?

yep, my parents get pissed when i spend all day writing/reading it

Ever had Harry Potter Candy?

no, sadly. for halloween once i got a lollipop but it was partially unwrapped so my friend's mom made me throw it away :'(

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?

some. trading cards, DVD's that's about it. oh, and a shirt that while im typing this i happen to be wearing!

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?

No. I played it at friends house, though.

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?

yeah! actually, my dad gave it to me even tho it's big but he was harry once for halloween! i wear it for beddy-bye :)

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?

none, temper wise i can be like lily and ginny

Do You Agree With This?

YES

What Are They?

huh? yo no comprendo, señor apporendo

Do you object to being Called By them?

nope, they're cool

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?

they don't give a .

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?

not that i am aware of...

What’s One? (You don’t have to explain)

none!

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?

yeah! it's not even funny! my grandpa is so much like dumbledore it's not even funny! :D

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?

YES!!

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?

so much

Have you re-read the books?

yes 5x each

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?

Yes, it was fun :)

Have You Had An RP Party?

no

Do You Want To?

w/e's

Have you ever read a Harry Potter Musical?

no

Have You Ever Wrote One?

no

Do You Want To?

no

Have you ever entered A Contest TO Win Something Harry Potter?

no

If You Wrote A Hogwarts Musical Would You Let People Read it

no

Are You Going To Write One?

no

IS The Musical Thing Annoying You?

YES!!

Am I more annoying than Rita Skeeter?

um ... yeah, pretty much

Questions:

Which is your favorite Harry Potter book? Deathly Hallows, closely followed by Sorcerer’s Stone

Which is your favorite Harry Potter movie? Sorcerer’s Stone and Half-Blood Prince

Who is your favorite HP character(s)? Ginny

What house do you prefer to be in? Gryffindor

But what house would you think you'll be in? Gryffindor or Hufflepuff, hopefully the former

Which ghost within Hogwarts is your favorite? I don't really like the ghosts. They're just annoying but if i had to pick one id pick...nick

What subject in Hogwarts do you like the best? Charms. Flitwick is da bomb!

Who is your favorite teacher in Hogwarts? Severus Snape at the end

Which position would you want to be in for Quidditch? Chaser, I couldn’t have the game be up to me

Which position in Quidditch do you think fits you the most? Chaser

Who do you want to make friends with? Snape, Harry, Remus, Lily, Sirius, James, and Ginny

If you were in Hogwarts, who would be your best buddy? Not sure. It’d be cool if Ginny or Lily or Dumbledore was

Why would he/she be your best buddy? Both girls are fun, spontaneous, also popular and pretty. He's smart, supportive and nice.

Which character in the book can you relate to? I guess I most relate with Remus. I’m not that popular but I do have friends

What pet would you get? Owl: How else would I be able to send letters? A Pygmy Puff would be a close second though.

If's (if questions):

If you happened to discover the Mirror of Erised, what would you see in it? I think I would see for when I’m older being successful with a happy family (husband and two twin boys).

If your friend was pulled into the Whomping Willow by a black dog, would you jump in and rescue him/her? Of course I would! There wouldn't be any time to get help.

If Sirius Black turned up on your doorstep, what would be your reaction? While still a convict? Scream and punch him in the nose. If I knew he was ok? Hey, welcome ol’ Paddsy!

What would be his reaction to your reaction? 'Oh, bugger' or ‘Um . . . hey. Do I know you?’

If you found out you could speak Parseltongue, whom would you tell (characters in the HP book)? Ginny or Lily. Then I'd surprise Voldemort and set Nagini on him

If you landed yourself in the same situation as Harry was in with Umbridge's detention, would you tell anyone about the marks on your hand? No. I wouldn't want to give her the satisfaction. Possibly after she left though I might. Doubtful though.

More questions:

Who do you want to go to the Yule Ball with? Severus Snape; we'd both sit in a corner and just talk. I'm not one for dancing

Post a character that has the same hair color as you do. Hermione Granger

Post a character that has the same eye color as you. Hermione Granger

What color comes into your mind when Sirius Black is mentioned? Grey

What color comes into your mind when Tonks is mentioned? Pink

What color comes into your mind when Ron is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Hermione is mentioned? Green

What color comes into your mind when Harry is mentioned? Red

What color comes into your mind when Draco is mentioned? White

Is this quiz getting boring and too long? Boring? No. Long? Yes

If you got hold of a bottle of Felix Felicis, what would you drink it for? My wedding, so no Death Eaters will ruin it like they did Bill and Fleur's

Do you like the books more or the movies? Books. The movies are good only because a lot of it is how I imagined. Movies 3-5 I hated though.

Who's your favorite out of the Marauders? Sirius Black aka HOT! I really like all though except for Pettigrew

What would your Patronus take shape in? A phoenix or another mythological animal - maybe a unicorn or a hippogriff

What would be your Animagus form? A bird. It fits, I’m kind of out there sometimes :D

What subject do you want to be the best in? Defense Against the Dark Arts or Charms. Definitely not Potions since i suck at following directions. just ask anyone :D

This or that:

Sirius Black or Remus Lupin? Sirius Black

Severus Snape or Sirius Black? Severus Snape

Hermione or Cho? Easy! Hermione

James Potter or Snape? James Potter

Hagrid or Snape? Hagrid! No competition!

The Marauders or The Golden Trio? The Marauders. The Golden Trio need to take a step down and chillax. Too much saving the World!

Ability to become Invisible or become an Animagus? Animagus. I could always use a Dissillusionment Charm

Harry or Ron? Harry

Fleur or Tonks? Tonks

Hermione or Ginny? Ginny

Cedric Diggory or Viktor Krum? Cedric Diggory

Luna Lovegood or Cho Chang? Luna Lovegood, of course

Dumbledore or Peeves the Poltergeist? Dumbledore

Aragog (Hagrid's dead spider) or Grawp (Hagrid's giant brother)? Grawp (I hate spiders, even when they're dead) Plus, Grawp is adorable at Dumbledore’s funeral

Zonko's Joke Shop or Honeydukes? Zonko’s Joke Shop! Imagine the pranks . . . :)

Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans or Chocolate Frogs? Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans...I'm adventurous and brave

Death Eaters or Aurors? Aurors=The Order of the Phoenix, duh!

Dumbledore or Voldemort? Dumbly-dore!!

Bellatrix Lestrange or Narcissa Malfoy? Narcissa: She was alright in the end even tho she only saved Harry since her son was alive.

Would you rather go through the first task or the third task in the Triwizard Tournament? First Task: Dragon. Third Task: Maze with Voldemort on the other side. Give me a dragon any day!

Is this survey fun or boring? Fun. I wish it could have gone on longer.

The Story of How Nearly Headless Nick Died:

J.K. Rowling says; "In the first draft of 'Chamber of Secrets', Nick sang a self-penned ballad explaining how his head had (nearly) come off. My editor was not very fond of the song and so I cut it. However, for those who are curious, here is the story of Nick's decapitation in his own moving words."

It was a mistake any wizard could make
Who was tired and caught on the hop
One piffling error, and then, to my terror,
I found myself facing the chop.
Alas for the eve when I met Lady Grieve
A-strolling the park in the dusk!
She was of the belief I could straighten her teeth
Next moment she'd sprouted a tusk.
I cried through the night that I'd soon put her right
But the process of justice was lax;
They'd brought out the block, though they'd mislaid the rock
Where they usually sharpened the axe.
Next morning at dawn, with a face most forlorn,
The priest said to try not to cry,
"You can come just like that, no, you won't need a hat,"
And I knew that my end must be nigh.
The man in the mask who would have the sad task
Of cleaving my head from my neck,
Said "Nick, if you please, will you get to your knees,"
And I turned to a gibbering wreck.
"This may sting a bit" said the cack-handed twit
As he swung the axe up in the air,
But oh the blunt blade! No difference it made,
My head was still definitely there.
The axeman he hacked and he whacked and he thwacked,
"Won't be too long", he assured me,
But quick it was not, and the bone-headed clot
Took forty-five goes 'til he floored me.
And so I was dead, but my faithful old head
It never saw fit to desert me,
It still lingers on, that's the end of my song,
And now, please applaud, or you'll hurt me.

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YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Ariizzle

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Penguin

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Kathleen Tamboer Ave.

YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Puzarhan

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink): Blue Milk

YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Rzkon (no siblings and my dad doesn't have a middle name)

YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Cheetah (Don't have pet. If I did, it would be Cheetah, especially if it was a cute pet!) :D

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Now I'm going to do that 12 character survey thing.

List your #1-12 favorite HP characters in a random order.

1. Harry

2. James Sirius

3. Sirius

4. James

5. Lily

6. Severus

7. Voldemort

8. Dumbledore

9. Dobby

10. Fred

11. Ginny

12. George

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before? Severus and Ginny? Nah.

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot? James? Totally!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? George got Dumbledore pregnant? Now that'd be wrong on so many levels.

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any? Dobby? No, but I'd read them!

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple? Um no.

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Lily and Dobby or Lily and Fred? Um...I guess Lily and Fred because Dobby and Lily would just be kinda wierd...

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? Voldemort walked in on James Sirius and George? Um...seeing as Voldemort would be dead by then and James Sirius is how many years younger than George and that would be classified as illegal...idk I guess he'd probably Avada Kedavra them both and that'd be on a good day :)

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic. Sirius and Fred? Okay...Sirius reads the Harry Potter books about Fred and George and how they're the ultimate prankers and when he finds out about Fred dying, he decides to go back in time and make it not happen.

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic? Harry and Dumbles? I'm pretty sure. People are strange enough to use Dumbledore's being gay to relate to Harry.

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic. Voldemort and George? Um..."Unhealthy Vengeance"

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One? James deflowering Harry? That would be so wrong not to mention ILLEGAL and impossible since he's his late FATHER! :D

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash? Prob, idk really

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Sirius het? idk.

14.) Does anyone on your friends list, write, or draw Eleven? Not to my knowledge...

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five? James Sirius, James, and Lily? Um...no

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? Fred? Um..."oo! play that trick again!"?

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? About Dumbles...? Hmm...so many possibilities..."Gay fish" or "Love Song" :D I am such a hypocrite

18.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Harry, Severus, and George? Hmm...well, Harry only learned in the end that Severus is okay and Harry and George have always been on good terms but George and Sev prob hate each other after all the years...I guess it'd be a rated T story for cursing.

19.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? Fred on James Sirius? "Damn, you tricked my heart into falling for you". Sorry, yeah, I know that sucked (James Sirius has always been a prankster in fanfics though but seeing as Fred would be late by then...)

20.) When was the last time you read a fic about Five? Like, yesterday, ha! I love fics on her and James and I'll only read one with her and Severus called, "Lily and the Halfblood Prince" by greeneyes117

21.) What is Six's super-secret kink? Severus? His underpants aren't really gray? No idea...

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? Would Ginny shag Dobby? Um...I'd like to think that she'd recognize him even if she was drunk! Then again...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top? Sirius and Voldemort? Sirius if it came down to looks but I doubt that relationship would last long since both as far as I know are straight and Voldy'd prob kill Sirius :'(

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it. Ahh! Holy crap, that's confusing and I barely kept up on it so let's see...Harry and Sobby are in a happy relationship until Dobby runs off with James. Harry, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ginny and a brief unhappy affair with George, then follows the wise advise of LIly and finds true love with Sirius. Wow...so if we wanna get technical with this before I answer the question I would say Harry and Dobby are both straight and totally different creatures...Harry and Ginny WOULD NEVER have only a one-night stand since they end up married,Dobby would never be ABLE to run off with James (this should have ben before) and I bet James is flipping over in his grave right now...yeah, well I'd find it believable that Harry and George wouldn't hit it off in THAT way and now I'm sure Fred is flipping over in his grave...then there's the fact that Harry can't take advise from his mother's decaying body (cue Lily flipping in her grave)...and well...I doubt James would be too pleased if his best friend finds true love with his son and seeing as it's hard to have - um...a long distance relationship...yeah, Harry and Sirius just wouldn't work out. But now enough technicalities...the title I would use is "A Midsummer Night's Nightmare". Um...okay Tabithatibi, fangxmaxforever, and maybe xharrypotterismylifex only cuz these r ppl who have regularly reviewed my stories and they'd most likely get the alerts. Um...I don't know anyone who would write it but now I'm tempted to :D

25.) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? Voldemort and Dumbledore? Weirded out. PLUS NOT POSSIBLE!

My Favorite Harry Potter Guys: (in no particular order cuz they all rock)

JAMES POTTER

SIRIUS BLACK

REMUS LUPIN

FRED WEASLEY

VOLDY (now that I've finished the books)

SEVY SNAPALA (now that I've finished the books)

DUMBLES

My Favorite Harry Potter Girls: (in no particular order cuz they are all great)

LILY EVANS (POTTER)

LUNA LOVEGODD

GINNY WEASLEY (POTTER)

LILY LUNA POTTER

ROSE WEASLEY

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Check out some of my favorited stories right at the bottom, and if one of my stories catches your eye...Feel free to read and review! Please keep the bashing clean though :)

My Faves:

Lily/James - They belong together for ever!

Voldy/Bellatrix - It's hilarious writing them just because it's so obvious Voldy would only love himself :) Also, check out Professor Cassandra's stories on them. They're HILARIOUS!

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I'll Fight For You by Hazelmist reviews
"Then why won't you go out with me?" James asks quietly, looking down at me with blazing eyes. There are many reasons why I won't go out with him. 1 He's a selfish git. 2 He's not my type and 3..."You would hurt me."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 300,275 - Reviews: 1799 - Favs: 1,182 - Follows: 669 - Updated: 12/6/2010 - Published: 2/3/2006 - [Lily Evans P., James P.] - Complete
Gossamer Wings and Lifejackets by Queen Nightingale reviews
Without Lily Evans there was no James Potter. And without James Potter there was no Lily Evans. JPLE, One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,831 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 21 - Published: 2/18/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Between closed doors by WatchTheWorldBurn reviews
‘Everyone sees The Joker laugh, only Harley sees him cry’ a quote from Arleen Sorkin that seems to summarize this fanfiction just right!
Batman - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Harley Quinn, The Joker - Complete
Eden by RumpaldiStardust reviews
Christine asks Erik to go for a walk in the moonlight. Erik has an attack and naturally things go downhill from there. On the upside, Christine realizes a few things.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/14/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete