I don't write to often, but when I do it's always humor. I CAN write seriously, but it makes me uncomfortable. I'm posting stories in Fanfiction,net to gain international fame and to help with my career as a janitor at a local school. Actually I'm unemployed have been for 15 years.

Most of my stories (and by most I mean all) are extremely OOC my main series which I call Orlandu and Friends contains hardly anything to do with FFT except for names and such. I don't care if you hate my stories for being OOC because I write what makes ME laugh and just hope that others find it funny as well.

I like/love video games and often can be caught in bed with a nice copy of Final Fantasy 9 or Parasite Eve 2.

When my non-existant band becomes mainstream, I would rather have girls throwing their tops on the stage than guys throwing their pants. I'd rather dead bats be thrown on stage than having guys take of their pants, and I HATE bats.

Well, now that you know a little about me read my stories.