henrique14 Poll: Do you like my stories? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 5 stories for Bolt, Star Wars, PAW Patrol, and Peter Rabbit series. Hey guys so my Bolt and P.A.W. Patrol stories are now on hiatus because I'm focused on the stories below... Sup y'all i'm cookin up a lit af story for harry potter :) be prepared Calling all Big Time Rush fans!!1!!!1! Hope y'all are excited for a new fanfic! It's gonna be a crossover too ;) I love the Devils and hate the Rangers and Flyers. Go check out @Tererri 's stories Some of my favorite quotes.. "When shit happens turn it into fertilizer" - Kute Blackson "Sometimes, music is like poop. It just has to come out" - Mark Salling "My coyotes are fighting each other again" - Some guy on Omegle Live Laugh Poop Hey y'all you know that song "Marvin Gaye" by Charlie Puth, yeah, my brother thought the chorus was: Your mom is gay lets get it on. I LOVE KYLO REN I TOTALLY SHIP HIM WITH REY I LOVE WHEAT AND SOY IN THE SHAPE OF ANIMALS THAT I FEED TO PETEY WHEATSTRAW I LOVE MEAT ROUNDS AT THE BISCUIT BELT Name: Schijler Gender: Female ;) Age: 16 I live in Louisiana y'all so good luck finding me :) my house is the one with the outhouse covered in Charmin toilet paper. Because I'm Charmin clean! Oh yeah, my tushy's clean! Oops I mean hiney, y'all!!!!!!! My cheeks are pretty from the nitty to the gritty. Oh btw y'all i just saw a REAL nun in the store the other day My OCs (if anyone uses one of my ocs i'll hunt y'all down :) The 46 nuns- featured in "A Gay Ol' Time" Likes: A good batch of corn in their designated corn bowls and busting through the door with the Agent. Dislikes: Overcooked corn Age: They are all 46 because they were all born on January 19 {it is coincidentally also national (pop)corn day} Potty- featured in "A Gay Ol' Time" Likes: Potties Dislikes: The APF (the Anti Potty Federation) My Likes: laxatives, P.A.W. Patrol, Kute Blackson (and his cute black son), the Lord, gathering 'round the bowl, lore, reading my fanfic reviews, thrown up barf, flaming sandpaper, reading Reylo fanfiction, shipping things, shipping things in the mail, shipping things in the boat dock, the song 'when life gives me lemons I make lemonade', jorgen von strangle. My Dislikes: Okay let me think...what do I dislike...Well I hate when I take a shit and toilet water hits my ass, my dad, coconut flavoured things, bannanas, people who think they're all that, grandparents that won't shut up, my hometown, pets that sit around and won't do anything, my uncle cos he won't get a haircut, people who hate goths, paper cos it gives you paper cuts, teachers that moan at you for nothing, people who don't like my stories, people from Alabama, anything orange, spilling soy sauce on my favorite bloomers, when someone's leg warmers get caught on my toe ring, when you're watching a sad anime and you have no more paper towels, a dirty butt rag, My dad, when my cat wipes her bippy across my carpet, people who think I am a troll, when a bum steals my good shitting toilet paper out of my safe, when someone takes a picture of my butt and sends it to mr. rogers' neighborhood, when someone outside the bathroom stall takes my hamburger off the floor when I'm tryna take a shit, when my good chili bowl is dirty, 1-ply toilet paper, when people force me to wear pants. Top 10 favorite Big Time Rush songs 1) Worldwide (the episode that this song was in made me cry when I watched it for the first time becAUSE JO WAS LEAVING AND IT WAS SO SAD :((((((((( 2) City is Ours (my brother had a dream about this song) 3) If I Ruled the World 4) Halfway There 5) Windows Down 6) Elevate 7) Big Night 8) Til I Forget About You 9) Nothing Even Matters 10) Famous
The very long list of things that I ship 1) REYLO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Kylo Ren and Rey) 2) Jonerys (Jon Snow and Daenerys) 3) Briemund (Brienne and Tormund) 4) Missworm (Missandei and Grey Worm) 5) Stormpilot (Finn and Poe) 6) Bellward (Bella and Edward) 7) Jendall (Jo and Kendall) 8) Beamas (Bea and Thomas from peter rabbit) 9) Hiccstrid (Hiccup and Astrid) 10) Genebreak (Gene and Jailbreak) 11) Bethyl (Beth and Daryl) 12) Carnid (Carl and Enid) 13) Jongritte (Jon Snow and Ygrittte) Things that I will never ship as long as I'm still breathing. 1) Finnrey (Finn and Rey) 2) Richonne (Rick and Michonne) 3) Caryl (Carol and Daryl) If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you've reread TWILIGHT over ten times...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know someone who was run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you ever freaked people at your school and still do, copy this on to your profile. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a tree, copy and paste this into your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever done the evil laugh copy this onto your profile IF YOU'VE EVER LEAPED DOWN THE HALLWAY OF A HOTEL AND TURNED THE CORNER AND SAW PEOPLE STARING AT YOU COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile. If you start to freak out when you can't find one of your copies of Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, or Breaking Dawn when really you haven't lost it but your evil sadistic bunny of a sister thought it would be funny to hide them from you just so she could see you freak out, copy and paste this to your profile. (I'm constantly freaking! My sister has Twilight, New Moon, and Breaking Dawn with her three hundred miles away in Florida!) If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile. If you risk severe lower back problems because of being hunched over the computer so long, copy and paste this into your profile then get off the goddamn computer, Quasimodo! Reasons why girls are the best 1.We got off the Titanic first 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 19. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 20. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 21. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 22. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 23. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 24. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 25. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 26. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark Excuse me...have you seen my sanity?...I think I lost it. I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on eBay. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be |
Tarkin's Fist Episode III The Earth Strikes Back by AshlaTi reviews
There's some use crying over spilled milk by RavenclawWeasel531 reviews
Attack of the Rabbits
A Gay Ol' Time reviews
More Ships than the Dock reviews
Fixing the Abominations (prequels)
Love and Affection reviews