"So this is... like.. my profile?" I say, staring at a blank whiteness.

"Yes." It says back.

"Whoa, uh.. hey your loud voice is kind creeping me out, MR MyProfile." I state to it.

"I did not consider if voices could creep, much less creep out." It replies.

"Well they can." My eyebrows going down slightly to indicate seriousness.

"I shall remember that." MR MyProfile says with a normal voice.

REMEMBER, ALL OF MY THUMBNAILS ARE MADE BY ME AND NO ONE ELSE.

My current stories:

Hero Brine: Force of The Ocean

Hero means savior. Brine means ocean. He has always been a hero but frightened people off, due to his now odd looks. He was named Brine for his old eyes which were very light blue, he looked like many others and the only distinguishable feature was his pure light blue eyes. Until an occurance and his eyes were very bright and white. Now others see him as an evil version of them.

Long Lost: Minecraft

Two children are surviving in the Everworld after they lose their father in an incident involving their dead mother, or is she truly dead? Rated T for things that may or may not cause you to curl up in a corner and cry, possible mild language, and gore detail. This is currently my main project.

The Everworld:

A custom made world by me, being explained. All of the aspects, magic, creatures, stories, wars, myths, legends. The Everworld is dying, it needs a savior...

My current ideas:

BearBlood

A child is made an orphan after rare Darkness creatures from the Everworld attack his once hometown, turning it into a ruin, only worth anguished memories, and dark power. A bear cub was trapped in the flames and rescued both himself and the now orphan, the both struggle to find meaning for life together. Three injures was what it took to save the boy, and he was glad for every bit. Rated T for death, possible mild language, and gore detail.

I want you to know that I will, from now on, post a review on very story I read. People never do get enough reviews on their stories, so I thought I'd help out with that. Copy and paste this to your profile if you want to do the same.

About me.

So I am a Minecraft Animator, I upload animations on Youtube here if you want to check it.
And while I animate I have a tendency to think up stories for my animations. But as it is hard to animate things I only use the best of my ideas, and the other ones...?
...That's what this is. It is my Not-Good-Enough-For-Animating-Stories, but I can think up good stories, and I only use the best of the ones I get for animating. So these written out ones will likely still be good. And there will not be any stupid small ideas I had in here, those ones will fade into vast memory. So I hope you like these stories I shall provide you with, using my brilliant brain.

My likes

I have a lot of different things that I like, but I have a certain range of how much it is my favorite, I'll do 1-10 ratings for my likes.

Music:

Illenium & Said the Sky - In Your Wake (feat. Jeza) 10/10

Au5 & Last Heroes - Lush (feat. Holly Drummond) 9/10

Au5 - SnowBlind (feat. Tasha Baxter) 9/10

Music is awesome.

Video Games:

For humorous video games I like silly physics and things that look really weird, like ragdolls and other things. I have a favorite glitch, this glitch is in WWE 2K18 it is hard to activate, when somebody is below the trailer with the superstars on it and you're on the trailer on the backstage brawl match, and holding an object, if you jump on him then you'll possibly get stuck in the object he is holding, you'll start to fly around and distort while in the object, and sometimes once you end up out you'll stay distorted, and end up looking like slender-goat. I also like, action, fighting, fantasy, adventure, and medieval genres as more enjoyable playing.

Humorous, physics, fighting, and blobmen: Gang Beasts 9/10

Humorous, physics, and adventure: Goat Simulator 4/10

Action, fighting, fantasy, adventure, and medieval, (How I like it.): Middle Earth: Shadow of War 10/10

Action, fantasy, fighting, adventure, and medieval (Again, how I like it): The Elder Scrolls IV: Skyrim 8/10

Action, fighting, building, adventure, and post-apocalyptic: Fallout 4 8/10

Building, crafting, fighting, and voxel: Minecraft Java Edition 7/10

Guidlines of life. Not.

"So what happens if and unstoppable force meets an immovable object?"I ask

An audience member raises his hand-

"No one's ever been able to solve that question, sir."

I look at him with wide eyes.

"It will reflect off of it, it hadn't stopped, it just turned." I say proudly.

"That doesn-" He twitches his eye. "O MY GOD-"

The moral of this story is: I know everything.

Stick the full length of your arm out of your car window. And hope you don't bleed out.

Why would they bleed out you ask?

Do it and find out.

Just kidding, don't.

splat!

"What the hecc Jeffrey?! I freakin told you not to!"

"My name's not Jeffrey, for the last time!!!"

"I WASN'T EVEN TALKING TO YOU!!!"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING?!"

The moral of this story is: Don't call people Jeffrey.

Did you ever think that someone planted a spy camera on your pizza.

Well if they did, then what would grow out of the spy camera in your pizza?

"A bigger camera?"

It was a rhetorical question.

The moral of this story is: Double check your pizza.

If you ever get the feeling of something watching you, but when you look over there there is nothing.

Try hitting it but not looking at it.

If that doesn't work, drink sand.

Then after you drink sand you may be able to hit it.

And if you do hit it, get mental and physical help (Physical is for the sand you drank).

"Doctor, I hit something that was watching me after I drank sand." The victim says

"Don't do that." The doctor replies.

The moral of this story is: Don't drink sand. (IRL it was 'advice' I got from some nut job)

Things to do while you are bored:

Break the silence in a public waiting room (Or restroom) by announcing you have a big chest, then go back to being normal and act confused about people staring at you like you're insane.

Don't yell, lean in very slowly and whisper, it's much creepier.

Make a bump noise as people step.

Use your mouth to make a popping sound in people's ears.

Everytime someone enters the room, start shaking and screaming "Earthquake!".

Laugh like a maniac while staring at your phone. (Better yet on a toilet, in a public restroom)

Break the silence by screaming "I am batman!" while raising your fists.

Make a fart sound when someone takes a seat.

Blast loud music to break the silence.

Jump into a room with a blindfold and scream "I'm comin' for ya!" and then run into a wall and fall over.