In which Aqua end up banished as a Pillar (Wo)Man, Kazuma end up reincarnated as the third JoJo, Darkness being a Hamon user, and Megumin is now the little sister of Yoshikage Kira. A Crossover AU about Konosuba Gang's shenanigans in the JoJoverse! Hamon, Stands, And useless Pillar Woman abound!

Destiny is a tricky mistress. It will either help you or hinder you. regardless of how noble or evil your intentions. This time around, however, fate offers her hand not for Dio Brando, but for a certain gentlemanly Joestar. AU (Revised Ending!)