Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.

What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?

Summary: It took Larry just under a week to adapt to being the night guard at the Natural History Museum. How long did it take Ahkmenrah to adjust to being free? Plus drabbles and random bits of all of our favorite characters. Rating may change later on.

Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...

What would have happened had Kahmunrah not been the only Egyptian Pharaoh at the Smithsonian that night, what would have happened had his younger brother been there and what would have happened had the writers stuck to the original script? Needless to say, when the two are reunited it is far from a happy reunion. (Now complete after a very very long hiatus)

Troy has had nightmares since he was a kid. As a college student, an ADULT, he knows he should have his life together, by now. But, much like his volatile relationship with Gabriella, sorting himself out has never come easily for Troy. Troy and Ryan healing from their questionable upbringings and experiences at East High. T/R. Slash.

Ever since the Witch, Edmund has hated and suffered during winter. Oneshot, Edmund-centric, features Peter/Edmund brotherly relationship.

Peggy had resigned herself to being the Schuyler sister nobody remembered. But that was before that winter evening, when a certain French lieutenant appeared at her sister's wedding and changed everything. AU romance following Lafayette and Peggy's adventures through the American and French Revolutions. Complete! (To my own surprise.)

"The man lunges. She screams. He feels a sudden, sharp pain in his stomach, but he grinds his teeth against the howl building in the back of his throat." In which Tom Branson is injured protecting Lady Sybil Crawley at the counting of the votes in Ripon, forcing them both to confront their feelings for each other.

A short and sweet drabble to make me feel better. Death had a reputation to uphold, but that didn't make him a heartless monster.

The continuing adventures of not Ned trying to bring a little peace and sanity to the Seven Kingdoms. Sean's accomplished Step One; and for better or worse, Stannis now sits the Iron Throne. Unfortunately, the King's brother Renly wants Westeros for himself and he's got more than enough swords to do it. What can the actor from Sheffield do to keep the realm from splitting assunder?

Upon returning to 1985, Marty McFly finds that he has two sets of memories in his head. While struggling to figure out which set is "right," he finds that someone else remembers his visit to 1955.

In the wake of Gabriella Montez's departure from East High, Troy Bolton finds himself falling helplessly into a state of confusion and despair. With his uncertain future looming just around the corner, Troy clings desperately to Gabriella, in spite of every sign that their relationship is failing. However, he just might find a parachute in an unlikely source: Ryan Evans.

Siblings don't always get along, but most always love each other. An actual intense hatred for a sibling is very rare and certainly doesn't form overnight. This is the story of Ahkmenrah and Kahmunrah and their relationship from early childhood through their rules as Pharaoh.

What happpens when Athos faces his fear, losing a fellow musketeer.

This is what happens when tech week hits. You write a summary of the play using mostly tumblr memes. Graphic language warning.

Ser Barristan Selmy has come to serve him as the rightful king but Stannis may yet regret heeding his counsel. (The Dreamer and the Builder #1)

Snape's away on a 'special mission' from the headmaster. When the seventh year Gryffindors take their first potions lesson with his substitute, word of a Potions Master with a pedigree for insults far worse than Snape's passes through the school. Who is this Master of the Cauldron? Gordon Ramsay, Devil of Hell's Cauldron.

Before her coronation, Shireen reflects on two decisions-one by her father and one by herself-that changed her life.

After a hard night's celebrating at the cast and crew party for the end of filming Season One of Game of Thrones, Sean wakes up to discover he's not in Kansas anymore.

(It hurts. Oh by Anubis, does it hurt.) A focus on Ahkmenrah during the groups encounter with the Xiangliu. Spoilers for NatM3.

When he is met with silence, Haytham's cold mask of indifference finally shudders and eventually disintegrates.

AU where Stannis Baratheon stayed at King's Landing after Robert Baratheon appointed Ned Stark as Hand of the King. (POV: Stannis)

"The people I love are cursed." Timtrick one-shot set during Patrick's Christmas Special vigil. Contains spoilers.

Marshmallows are rather curious. They're soft, but not fully malleable. They can withstand a lot of poking and prodding, and can be stretched quite far before they break. Despite not being made of sugar and gelatin, however, one will find that humans are fairly similar to these small white blobs.

In which Connor dies, based on a picture by thunderjelly on tumblr.

Caesar Flickerman once loved his job. Now, it just gets harder every year.

Queen Annis has always been the fairest of rulers, and now she has to take revenge for a man who was never really King.

Legolas watches Eowyn as she mourns for her Uncle. Drabble.

Bit of an AU on X-Men: First Class. After the team have relocated to Charles' estate, Shaw kidnaps Charles and tries to make him join the dark side. The others have to save him.

Maybe a one-shot. Ezio thinks himself mad when he starts hearing voices, our voices.

The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.

The Hashshashin, I would learn, do not kill with blades alone.

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

Fa Li and her mother-in-law have plans. - Shang x Mulan, Fa Li, Grandmother Fa -

Or, Why Sir Leon Isn't Dead. Whenever the subject of Leon's propensity towards living is brought up, everyone in the household gets shifty eyed and twitchy. Is it skill? Luck? Magic? No, of course not, magic's illegal, don't be ridiculous…

When perfect Mary Sue is transported to Middle-Earth via "oregano" and a borrowed copy of The Fellowship of The Ring, she discovers a power within herself... oh stuff it, this is a Parody Sue fic.

Holding a member of Kolya's strike force prisoner was always going to be... complicated. When John Sheppard tries to win Sora's trust in order to gain valuable intelligence that will help in the search for a ZPM, he has to decide whether he can return tha

Legolas writes a fanfic and forces The Fellowship to listen. Warning: Characters will be made fun of. Lines will be changed. MarySues will die. Now complete!

A horde of orcs is sent out from Dol Guldur on a deadly mission, and when Legolas and Aragorn cross paths with them it soon becomes clear that not only their lives are at stake, but also the fate of the entire Woodland Realm. Friendship, angst, hc.

The parodic merging of every awful LotR self insert I have stumbled upon... with a few logic bombs thrown in. Not for the faint of heart.

Another day, another ridiculous Sue to scar the canon characters for life with…no, I’m not laughing evilly, why do you ask? Sequel to “Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around.”

Sick to tears of the typical fan fiction? Of Mary-Sue and her disgustingly cliche perfection? Tempted to drown her in a pool of overused adjectives used to describe her hair? Look no further.

Sequel to 'Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around'. A daughter of Starr makes it her mission to find a way to bring MiddleEarth out from under her mother’s spell and back to normal.

Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED