![]() Author has written 12 stories for Glee, and Harry Potter. I AM DEEPLY SORRY- my chibi!Kurt muse was stabbed and replaced by a chibi!Draco muse. I might not update my Klaine fics for a while, though I still love the pairing and that it's finally canon. I got a Tumblr- not sure what I'm gonna do with it. h4lfpr1nce . tumblr . com I also have twitter but don't use it for anything besides celebrity stalking (read: Chris Colfer stalking) so I woun't give it to you. You could guess it if you wanted though, it's easy. what my mind would probably sound like to any sparkly ugly stalker vampires who tried to read it: Glee Kurt Chris Colfer Klaine Glee PuckxKurt AVPM KurtxBlaine Fanfics Glee Yaoi Chris Colfer Kurt Slash Kurt Fluff Klaine Glee Kurt Darren Criss Chris Colfer AVPS Glee New Episode Kurt Klaine Chris Colfer (repeat). All the time. I don't really have anything to say about myself right now... But I have lots to say about others! Well, actually about one other. CP Coulter. Dalton is an amazing fanfic and I can't wait for the next chapter to come out. It is one of the few I have read that keep me wrapped up in the story and unable to stop reading. Everyone who hasn't read Dalton needs to right now. You are deprived. I am aspiring to have as many reviews as CP Coulter one day, so only... like 3,000 more to go. Anyone want to help me with this? Pick the ones that fit you (Mine will be Bold) I'm SKINNY so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cats. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY so I MUST carry AIDS. I'm LESBIAN so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND so I MUST be a bitch I'm RELIGIOUS so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. Idon't have a RELIGION so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRATIC so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm LIBERAL so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN so I MUST be white trash. (Not that I have an accent or anything- ppl can't tell where I'm from) I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY so I MUST only want to get in your pants, I'm IRSH so I MUST have a drinking problem. I'm INDIAN so I MUST own a convention store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN so I MUST dance around a fire screming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER so I MUST be a whore. I'm a DANCER so I MUST be a stupid, stuck-up whore. I wear SKIRTS so I MUST be a slut. I'm RICH so I MUST be a conceided snob. I WEAR BLACK so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN so I MUST be a home-wreaking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH so I MUST wear my socks with me sandles. I'm ITALIAN so I MUST have a big dick. I'm EGYPTION so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm PRETTY so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S so I MUST have no social life.- except for I dont anymore. stupid AP. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention I'M INTO THEATER AND ART so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS so I MUST be gay I have BOOBS so I MUST be a hoe I'm COLOMBIAN so I MUST be a drug-dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN so I MUST be a nazi. I hang out with GAYS so I MUST be gay too. I'm BRIZILLIAN so I MUST have a big butt. I'm PUERTO RICAN so I MUST look good and be concieded. I'm SALVADORIAN so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm HAWIAN so I MUST be lazy. I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGED so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER so I MUST be ugly...or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. I'm a GIRL who actually eats lunch so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm ASIAN so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I MUST be fucked up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST think Jesus wuz a brotha. I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black. I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil. I love SHOPPING so I MUST be rich. I'm and OG so I MUST be Mexican. -wishes she had black or gay friends but doesn't at the moment- has asian friends though! Controversial Issues: |
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