Conversations between the Avengers plus a little action. Random timeline, strictly movie verse. No slash. Not compliant with anything after the original Avengers. Ch78-"Wrap It Up" Ch79-"Sweets for the Sweet." Ch80&81-"With a Little Help from My Friends" Ch82-Egg Hunters. Ch83-Pumpkin Carving. Ch84-Pumpkin Craving. Ch85-Captain America Saves the Day Ch86-All Dressed Up

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

When Benedict Cumberbatch went on "Top Gear" and said, "There's a load of fan fiction which has me and John Watson floating in space on a bed handcuffed to one another," three people wrote me within an hour to say it sounded a heck of a lot like this. Alternate universe. Almost literally.

Gregory Lestrade is the local badboy. He drinks, he smokes, he has sex, but that's what a lot of seventeen-year-old boys do. Not Mycroft Holmes, of course; that posh git wouldn't know what to do with a bloke. That's what Greg thinks until he sees a new side of Mycroft, and every label he's ever used is torn down in seconds. See warnings inside.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John

"So, why are we going to … Little Whinging? How is there even a town named Little Whinging? Is it next to Greater Whinging? Part of Blubbering County? Bisected by the Distraught River, perhaps? Ridiculous." John sighed. "Because Lestrade asked us. He said this was right up your alley—a classic locked room mystery, clearly a murder. Victim's name is Vernon Dursley." (12 chapters)

Steve Rogers / Tony Stark were having a relationship they preferred to keep out of the public eye. Everything, surprisingly, was perfect. When Nick Fury dumped the recently orphaned Peter Parker, Spiderman into their laps, things were more then perfect. Of course, "perfect" might not be the best way to describe it. Peter POV

Five Times Sherlock Deliberately Made Other People Uncomfortable By Showing Off About His Shiny New Sex Life (And One Time That John Did It Instead)

Sherlock likes to pretend to be adverse to garlic, mirrors, crosses etc. All in an effort to freak Anderson out. John catches on, and aids Sherlock. They make a bet on when Anderson will finally break and bring a wooden cross and mallet to work. Please don't sue me, I don't own Sherlock.

Molly's taste in men has never been that great. Lucky for her, Sherlock can always spot what's wrong before she does.

John knows Sherlock doesn't believe in Valentine's Day, but after three years of expecting nothing he gets a surprise. Shameless fluff, followed by shameless smut.

John Watson was ripped from his life and thrown back into a London where he's never existed, in the body of an eight year old child. In the struggle to get back his place in the world he becomes part of the lives of homeless children, street kings and a man life him, the once DI Dimmock. But what will he be in the life of the singular Sherlock Holmes?

Ten years after meeting Sherlock Holmes, John Watson has successfully kept only one secret from the world's only consulting detective: the most important secret he's ever had. Now, drawn into an impossible web of murders at Latham Hall, John learns the terrible price a man must pay for keeping certain things secret.

"'Bee Ay Em Eff'. Hm, that's a new one on me. Do you know what it means, Sherlock?" John might not know what it means, but there are many little ways in which he proves the acronym suits him.

Sherlock and John attend a Halloween party on the trail of a vampire killer - a man who's been seducing his victims and taking all their blood. Sexy costumes, bad puns, hideous danger, frantic sex in hidden place and some Halloween-flavored fluff are all on hand to "treat" you. Boo. Follow my m/m romances at

AU. Sherlock and John are discovering each other at a time when homophobia is spreading. John details the descent of their relationship and their attempts to survive in a world which believes them to be 'wrong.' References to homophobic language/actions.

When Donovan discovers an old secret John Watson considered long buried - a ten-year old "Men of the Armed Forces" calendar which has John as a very enticing pin-up for August, it might change the way everyone sees the unassuming sidekick, even Sherlock Holmes. Rated M but the plot reasonably concludes before the smut if you prefer PG . Follow my m/m romances at

Drabble series continuation of A Messy Business, continuing the original prompt involving overprotective!parental!Sherlock and cold-catching!wee!John. Warning for kidfic and ghastly amounts of fluff.

A collection of short scenes detailing the childhood of the Holmes boys from the perspective of Mycroft Holmes.

Tension is rising between Sherlock and John. Then something happens which makes both realise exactly what they have and what they have to fight for. Warnings inside. Rating WILL go up for later chapters. Sherlock/John eventual slash

What no one seems to remember is that Tony Stark created that armor. Iron Man would be less than nothing – literally – without Tony and his genius. Leave Tony alone, however, with access to a half-decent workshop and he'll revolutionize the world. Or, Tony is over protective and doesn't really care.

He's known the man since he was eighteen.He's watched him go to war and back. From a prompt that said 'Sherlock knew John before he went to war. Now he finds out that he's been shot infront of the team from the yard'.

Mycroft has always protected his younger brother, but there are some things he just can't control. Sherlock's relationship with John Watson is one of them. Set during the first two seasons of Sherlock, with all the spoilers that would entail.

Keeping Sherlock Holmes alive is a full-time job. Too bad some people don't realize that... based of the tvtrope "Extended Disarming". Not extremely cracky.

Technically an AU spin-off of A Messy Business and Never Too Late, mainly because timelines don't work to give tiny!John a first Christmas with Sherlock. Pretend AMB isn't set in September but rather December, and this is the result. Now complete.

Doctor John H. Watson on happiness, simplicity, and Sherlock.

When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.

Post-Reichenbach, NON-ANGSTY. Not much, at least. Moriarty tried to burn Sherlock's world; now he will know what it's like to burn. BAMF Sherlock and John.

Lestrade and some of the Yarders secretly write fanfiction about the world's only consulting detective and his flatmate. It turns out that they're not the only ones. Johnlock, Mystrade.

Five year old Ava Watson's life is changed forever when her Daddy's old friend comes calling. S/J slash

ONE SHOT. Spoilers for S2. Inside Sherlock's mind is a Palace. Inside the Palace are many rooms. Within the largest room is the Throne. Upon the Throne sits the King.

ONE SHOT. "Mrs Hudson knew precisely what kind of person she was offering tea to. The assassin, however, did not know what she'd added to the tea." Or: Mrs Hudson is the biggest BAMF of all.

Post-Reichenbach: Moriarty is still alive, and hacks into John's blog again. Big time.

LOTR Fusion. John Watson was a Shire Hobbit, born and bred, and he was terrible at it. Until Sherlock. Now he's running around Middle Earth trying to stop a killer, and avoid Mycroft's schemes, while pretending he wasn't half mad in love with the Elf.

Not that one! An old tradition of the British Army: espionage. An older tradition? The Battle Butler. To live with Sherlock Holmes, it is almost necessary to possess the necessary skill to survive every crazy situation. CRACK. Humor. Might have a sequel