I don't even know. I'm in class. Have run reading. Angst... This is Kyman/ Kyle and Cartman's relationship from Kyle's point of view. Have fun! SWEARING AND SELF HARM!

Kyle is used to Cartman calling him in the event of an 'emergency'. What he's not expecting is a surprisingly honest conversation in the early hours of the morning and the potential for things to change between them. (Kyman)

Cartman realizes his true gay feelings for Kyle after his mother gives him an iPhone. It had been a while since he had any connection to the Internet, since the boys had broken all of his stuff from thinking he was Skankhunt42, and he realized that was when he actually had no common interests with Heidi at all, that they were only together because they were both alone in the world.

He really shouldn't have taken Cartman's phone. Kyle looked down at the bulge in his pants. He'd never be able to live this one down.

Kyle unwillingly joins his high school's track team. Why? Because for whatever reason, Eric Cartman is determined to release some nasty secrets if he doesn't. *Inspired by: Silence Isn't Required*

Kyle let his phone ring three times before caving, bringing it to his ears and trying to sound as indifferent as possible. "What do you want?" He heard Cartman laugh as though the answer was obvious. "Get your stuff. I'll be there in ten minutes." (Oneshot) (Complete) (T)

Kyle wants emacipation from his parents. He (as Ivy) is hired as a shot girl in an upscale NoDoNoPa club by Mr. Paolucci. He has to serve no other than Eric Cartman who seems to have a thing for Ivy. It turns out that Cartman is also employed by Mr. Paolucci, but for a different business altogether. Rated M for explicit language, sex, violence, murder and more adult themes! Kyman

Trump wishes to seize control of America but first he must earn a high place in the polls. In order to do so he creates a portal which allows him to travel to other universes. He travels to the Star Wars universe where he can learn the art of mind trickery alongside some of the most powerful force sensitives. Will his squirrel hair help him in this venture? (Strump) some Reylo

Missing scene from 14x09 "It's a Jersey Thing." (Teen!boys AU) Not only was Cartman grateful to Kyle for saving him from getting raped by Snooki, he was also feeling a little hot and bothered at the site of this 'Kyley-B' figure. And who was Eric Cartman to not act out on his desires? M/M Kyman (that means yaoi!) One-shot, Jersey!Kyle, blowjobs, ehhhh, PWP/NSFW-ish, rated M. Hngh.

Kyle has a problem, and it seems that there's only one solution to it. Slash, Kyle/Cartman.