Uh, Hi. I am sarcastic, have the ability to be quite impolite, and I laugh at my own Jokes. Bella and Edward hmm... well they bore me. Why? Too much perfection! Bella is too accepting of his creepy factors. What female in their right mind would want such a possessive boyfriend? Anyways, Rosalie and anyone is where my mind is normally at.

Although sometimes I don't mind Bella, just as long as they don't use Kristen Stewart as her character... (She's... don't even get me started!)

Feel free to message me, I'll talk to anyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them. "

"All my life, as down an abyss without a bottom, I have been pouring van loads of information into that vacancy of oblivion I call my mind. "

"Somebody wrote in that book that I'm lying about being a virgin because I use super jumbo tampons but, I cant help it if I've got a heavy flow and a wide set vagina..."

-Mean Girls