Hello guys! I'm not going to tell anything too personal (sorry creepy stalkers) but I will tell you that my sister is harrypotterisawesome123. You'll have to guess which. As you can tell, I'm a huge Ranger's Apprentice fan and a Harry Potter addict. I'm also obsessed with The Outsiders and think that Johnny Cade is the best of them all. And then there's- you know what, I'll make a list!I hope you all like my stories!

To start, I'm making a list of what different abbreviations means, for all you newbies who haven't figured it out yet:

OOC=Out Of Character

OC=Original Character(a character created by the fanfiction writer)

AU=Alternate Universe

Mary-Sue=A goody-goody female OC that has no faults and every reader hates

Flames= A review that has only non-contructive criticism and is stated harshly

IC= In Character

POV= Point of View

R&R= Read and Review

AN= Author's Note

Slash=A fanfiction with romance between two specific characters (Ugh)

Fandoms That I Like (Not in any specific order):

In case you're interested (you're probably not) most of the characters I like are like me in some way. Snape's like me because he has a very sarcastic attitude. Johnny's like me because he's an introvert and he doesn't talk much (that's why I like the internet, I don't even have to open my mouth! Besides, I can be outgoing in my virtual land of-ah, forget it). Halt's like me because he has a sardonic sense of humor and is rather enigmatic. And Sherlock's like me because he thinks that all humans are stupid (except for himself and his rival, Moriarty) and is constantly calling people an idiot.

Some Other Random Facts:

1. I have weird hobbies (Archery, Taekwondo, Horse-back riding, etc.)

2. Don't have a contest with me to see who eats the fastest. You'll never win.

3. I'm a bookworm, a rebel, and a geek all at the same time.

4. I LIKE BROWNIES

5. I also like this awesome thing you can do with steak, where you roll up the pieces in strips of bacon and let all the juices mix...

6. I'm only a good drawer when I copy pictures, but I can never get the heads right. They always end up like pins.

7. When I like a book, movie, or video game, I tend to get obsessed to the point of madness

8. In real life, I am actually a rather shy person.

9. I hang around with other shy people, and tend to be more talkative around them

10. Johnny Cade is AWESOME. I first got addicted to The Outsiders when I read it for school and immediately knew that he would be my favorite. I always like that mysterious friend/side character with the tragic backstory.

11. I'm really none-judgmental, and I hate people who are!

12. I am a senior red belt in Taekwondo and I REALLY want my black belt.

13. I am out of things to say. Goodbye.

How To Know If You're A Ranger's Apprentice Fan:

1. You raise your eyebrow

2. You put honey in your coffee

3. You have asked for and/or own a bow

4. You try to copy the mannerisms of your favorite character (Halt, Will, Gilan, etc.)

5. You wish for or have a cloak

6. You wish for or have camouflage clothing

7. You can SWEAR that you hear your pet talking...

8. You want to beat up John Flanagan for ending the series

Do you match all of the above? If so, add your name to the list and copy this onto your profile: Raven Shadowcloak

How To Know If You're A Harry Potter Fan:

1. You try to summon an object towards you (e.g, the T.V remote) and actually expect it to work

2. You just love SS/PS, CoS, PoA, GoF, OotP, HBP, DH, and know what all of these stand for

3. On your eleventh birthday, you thought you would get a letter but then cried because you didn't

4. You wanted Umbridge dead more than Voldemort

5. You hate people who never read the books because "I already saw the movies"

6. You own a fake Harry Potter wand

7. You randomly hum the Harry Potter theme song

8. Twilight fans tick you off

Do you match all of the above? If so, add your name to the list and copy this onto your profile: Raven Shadowcloak

My Personal Sayings (that other people use too):

1. He says it's half empty, she says it's half full, I say "Who drank my water?"

2. They say there's always light at the end of the tunnel, I say "I hope it's not a train."

3. They say that silence is golden, I say "And duct tape is silver. Need I say more?"

4. They say that nothing is impossible, I say "Have you tried slamming a revolving door?"

5. They say, "When life gives you lemons-" "-squirt life's eye with lemon juice," I finish.

6. They say, "Curiosity killed the cat." I say, "Actually, Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed."

7. They say, "God created Man first." I say, "Of course he did, he needed a rough draft in order to make women. Every masterpiece needs one!"

8. They say, "Jesus Christ I hate that girl!" I say, "Don't worry, most people do." (Unless I'm online. For some reason, people like me when I'm online. About 9000 gajillion times, actually...)

Well guess what? My partners, They and They Jr., just quit. I suppose I'm on my own.

9. A day without happiness is like a day without sun. On second thought, bring on the tears, I want to see an eclipse!

10. I know how to do stuff three ways. The right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster(It's funny used on my account because it's so true).

11. This is too weird without the Theys, I'm leaving.

12. Not *laughs* ahhh, I crack myself up. Not really. Just when I pretend to. Those are just typed words. Not my actual laughter. I'm rambling on. With a period every six letters. For some reason, that seems to be funny. I will shut up now.

13. How do you prove sin to someone who doesn't believe it exists? Steal their wallet.

14. Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

15. The only reason I'm hear is because Heaven wouldn't have me and Hell was afraid I'd take over

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Fanfictions I Prefer:

1. Fanfics with mystery, supernatural, suspense, or adventure
2. Ones that are up to, say, 35 chapters but not too long
3. Fanfics with Halt as a teenager
4. Ones that aren't labeled "humor" (even though I've written one labeled "humor")

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