flash6004
 Author has written 23 stories for Warriors, and Hunger Games. You (clearly) have succsessed or however you spell it in entering my profile! (the profile being Flash6004's). So... a little about myself. I'm a redhead. I keep a grudge. I'm random, crazy, and my legacy for this Fanfiction profile is to be the LONGEST WARRIORS' FAN PROFILE EVA. Period! Know anyone longer? PM me, we'll chat. ^^The PM thing isn't a threat. I love to talk... or type... I'm allowed to cuss, though I mostly say damn or hell. I like to read- many,many books- I get ticked off EASILY, I'm annoyed quiet easily, I want to visit the UK Wolf Conservational Trust, for my faviorte animal is a wolf. THEY ARE AWESOME. I've been on... *looks at "When Joined" thing* For whatever that says. My school is a crazy thing- espically this year! New students and fun stories to tell. PM me and tell ya one. I tend to come here a lot and roleplay, review, read, SPAM, or anything else I can think of. I can't find an avatar that I like, I'm obsessed with Warriors, my faviorte movie of ALL TIME is Avatar. The best quote from that movie is "Your not the only one with a gun, bitch!" I love long movies, I hate horror movies, but I can't take my eyes off them. Define normal. My life is NOT normal~ 30% of my life is hell, 50% is craziness, and 20% is romance drama. Don't I have a crazy thing life? Between falling down stairs in class, running through the mall screaming, and boyfriend problems, I don't think I have a great life. Its stressful, and yeah it affects me. *laughs like a maniac and falls on the ground, rolling* Have fun reading my profile... *WARNING: Your eyes might bleed... its long* Warning: Beware of dog. Cat is not trustworthy either… Warning: Look under your cars for Flashheart and Sloefur Warning: Please remove all weapons so I may have them. GOOD LUCK SURVIVING MY PROFILE! ITS FULL OF- Lionblaze: Utter and black doom? YES! THE CAT IS RIGHT! NAME: Blazefire. Or Flashheart, your choice. AGE: None of your beewax, though some peoples have gotten it outta me! XD You gotta be close, though! WHERE YOU LIVE: Internet Accsess cannot desplay webpage. ADDRESS: Invalid password. Please try again later. FAVIORTE ANIMALS: Wolves, dogs, and cats. FAVIORTE BOOKS: The PJO series, Warriors (as you can see), The Kane Chronicles, Hunger Games, Seekers (partly), The Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, the Immortals, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, A Light in the Attic, Song of the Lioness, many more... DUN DUN DUUUNNN! FAVIORTE MOVIES: Avatar, the Simpsons movie, PJO Movie, Dinner for Shmucks, The Song (a zombie movie that me and my friends made :D We are thinking of posting it on YouTube... like it, PM me), the Lion King (I only like this because I have to watch it with mah younger bro...), Nyploean Dynomite, Eragon, Alice in Wonderland, Kick Ass, Eragon, and many more... FAVIORTE SONGS: OMG by Usher and Will.I.Am, Sexy and I Know it by LMFAO, Poker Face by Lady Gaga, Birthday Dress by Lil Play and Matthew Koma, You Make Me Feel by Cobra Starship and Sabi, In the Dark by Dev, Pumped UP Kicks by Foster the People, When We Stand Together by Nickelback, Just A Kiss by Lady Antebellum, Mr. Saxobeat by Alexanda Stan, My Humps by the Black Eyed Peas, Round and Round by Selena Gomez and the Scene, Ghost of You by Selna Gomez and the Scene, Drop Dead Beatiful by Britney Spears and Sabi, Big Fat Bass by Britney Spears and Will.I.Am, Criminal by Britney Spears, and many more. FAVIORTE COLORS: Black, blue, and orange! BEST FRIENDS ON FANFICTION: Sierra of the Stars, and Rory's Greatest Fan. Though I am close with other people, these two I talk to a lot. *waves to them* HEY GUYS! ANONYMOUS REVIEW NAME (S): I have many secret ones. I will give you one- Wolfstar of nightclan, and yes I wrote it like that. I'm having a contest! Whoever can look at my faviorte stories' reviews, find the other two RIGHT anonymous reviews, they will win terrific prizes! ...Or not. I'll give 'em a cyber-cookie and most likely review their fic. :P Oh, well. I'm giving you something to do, at least. FORUMS AND RANKS! : Ok. 1. NightClan morderator and member 2. Power of 3 morderator, member, and deputy 3. FlameClan member 4. Power of 4 member and morderator STORIES TO COME: Alone (Warriors) - I was just a rogue in a warriors world. My heart's blood stains their coats, and yet they enjoy it. This is my story. RejectionClan (Warriors) - Join Octopusstar, leader of RejectionClan, as he and his brother Toothpickheart form the rejected warriors into one Clan. Will they survive? Will Octopusstar find Fuji Apple Fruit? Based from of the Power of 3 forum. Special thanks to them. MEDICINE CAT NAME: Skyheart THUNDERCLAN NAME: Flashheart SHADOWCLAN NAME: Blazefire RIVERCLAN NAME: Reedstream WINDCLAN NAME: Rabbitfur SKYCLAN NAME: Mistcloud ROGUE NAME: Storm LONER NAME: Stone TRIBE NAME: Stone In Strong Current (Current) KITTYPET NAME: Feather Guess who got herself a Fictionpress account! No, its not Super Taco Lady, its me! Here's zee link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/822749/flash6004 QUESTIONS: Perferred Name: Flash If you could have anything right now: Air... and three more wishes Faviorte Clothing: My jacket. I love jackets- jackets make you look cooler, plus, if your cold, they protect your uncovered skin from the unmericful wind. CURSE YOU, WIND! You ever been cut? Yes. A lot. Most of the time, its by simply falling. If you could change anything from your appearance... I have a zit at the base of my nose. Its small, but I hate it! Faviorte Number: 14... its like two 7s. Half empty or half full? Forget it and drink the damn thing! Turkey or Chicken? Chicken Super hero or super villian? I stress super hero, but only because they get all the money and glory. If your a villian, half the time you fail. Morning Person or Night Person: Night person. Ever been in love? In the romantic way, I suppose. Siblings? Two brothers. On my background? A total random peace sign What pajamas do you wear? a tank top and shorts They're coming for you... *grabs sword* THEY FOUND OUT! Even if they caught you, what would your last words before you were thrown into the slammer? i didn't do it! Where are you? Sitting on a waterbed. Blondes or brunettes? one. I'm a redhead. Married? No. I've been at a wedding... though I fell asleep... :P Et tu, Brute? What is that? Jewish? Faviorte Disney character? Simba from lion king. Random Faviorte food? pizza and pie Team... Jacob, because he's shirtless and is my faviorte animal Who are you? Death Have you cheated Death? I AM DEATH! Fear me. Boo YAAAAAAAY KITTY! COPY AND PASTE KITTY AND HELP HIM WITH WORLD DOMANTION! ／l、 Welcome to the Dark Side! We have cookies! That red stuff oozing from them? …Cooking oil, yeah, cooking oil… My Cat Profile: Flashheart- flame-colored she-cat with white underbelly and blue eyes Her brothers are Demonheart, a black tom with glowing red eyes, and Lionstripe, a small golden tabby tom with pale green eyes My Friends That Read Warriors Profiles: Flashheart (a.k.a. me!)- flame-colored she-cat with white underbelly and blue eyes Darkbird (name; classified)- black tabby tom with dark green eyes Owlstrike (name; classified)- light brown tabby she-cat with white chest and paws Twilightfur (name; classified)- smoky gray tom with two black stripes on his legs The Rest of My Friends: Flamestep- dark ginger tabby tom with amber eyes Rockslash- dark gray tom with black stripes and blue eyes Snaketooth- brown-and-white tom with pale blue eyes Wolfleap- dark gray tom with powerful hind legs and green eyes Sunspots- golden she-cat with darker spots on her legs, with green eyes Blackstream- black she-cat with white streaks on her forehead and gold eyes Windsong- light brown tabby she-cat with dark blue eyes Birdwing- light gray-and-brown tabby she-cat with hazel eyes Pebblefoot- speckled dark gray she-cat with light green eyes Bronzeclaw- bronze-colored she-cat with darker brown eyes A Sad Story With My Friends... Flash: *me* Ahhhhhh... *sighs* Wolfleap: Why so glum? Birdwing: Yah. Flash: *sighs longer* I just don't want to talk about it... Rockslash: *pokes Flash in belly* TELL US! Flash: Never... *slaps Rockslash's hand away* Sunspots: Someone's defensive! Flash: Fine, I'll tell you... All: Gasp... Flash: I- All: *gasp* Flash: Have- All: *watches keenly* Flash: Writer's block. All: *eye twitch* *Screams* *Runs off* Flash: *lays on bed* *sighs* What a bunch of freaks... but they're my friends... And thus the short story tells you why I haven't finished stories... *glumly stares off into space* MAH CATS: Angle—tortoiseshell she-cat with green eyes (Warrior Name: Spottedheart) Tiger—big dark gray tom with black stripes and yellow eyes (Warrior Name: Tigerfang) Leo—fat yellowish-ginger tabby tom with pale green eyes (Warrior Name: Goldenfur) Paws—dark tabby tom with ice-blue eyes and white paws (Warrior Name: Eagletalon) Ice—white she-cat with very pale gray speckles and blue eyes (Warrior Name: Icepelt) Bear—dark tabby tom with yellow eyes (Warrior Name: Bearclaw) Tired of flames? Well, here! Its a little thing called... the Water Hose! RP Cats: (the main ones) Tigereyes- dark ginger tabby tom with blazing green eyes; NightClan fighter Silverheart- silvery-gray she-cat with blue eyes and a long, fuzzy tail; Healer of NightClan Lightningstar- light brown tabby she-cat with white paws and amber eyes; ShadowClan leader Eaglefrost- black-and-silver tom with a ripped ear and ice-blue eyes; ShadowClan deputy Wolfheart- gray-and-silver she-cat with dark blue eyes; RiverClan warrior FORUMS NightClan RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/NightClan/101784/ CLICK IT!!! The Power of 3 RP: http://forum.fanfiction.net/forum/Power_of_3/102390/ CLICK IT!!! Currently Working On: Nothing New... Faviorte Books That Posted: The Flash and Sloefur Series The First Episodes, When Zombies Attack, StarClan Torture: Starring Flash and Sloefur, and Warriors Got TALENT! Least Faviorte: The 114th Hunger Games I like to make other people laugh. I hate flames and bossy/prissy people. I hunt, I know Spanish. May add other stuff later. Sadly, my brother is on this site. He's Demon6004 People are like crayons. It's not the color they are, but the picture they draw. My friend once said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me." I threw a dictionary at her. People who say "Nothing is impossible!" haven't tried licking their elbow Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. Some people are like slinkies; they're not good for anything except making you laugh when you push them down a flight of stairs. There are no stupid questions, just stupid people Panic? Check. Disaster? Check. Utter and complete control? Check. My work here is done. I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face. I’m not afraid of anything, man. HOLY CRAP WHAT THE HECK IS THAT?!?! Want to find out who your real friends are? Screw up real bad and see who's still there. “Do Not Disturb”… I’ve already disturbed enough. You run because I’m fun. Never say “What could possibly go wrong?” when Flash is around. Why is the baseball getting bigger? Oooohhh! The dodgeball is getting closer! It must be wanting to whisper something in your ear! If you're gonna do something wrong, at least have fun doing it. Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother? I hurt people Here I come! Time to die! In Spain, does Dora teach kids English? Some see the glass as half empty, others as half full. Me? I just wanna know who the hell's been drinking my freakin' soda A wise man once said "Question everything." ...Why? Why? What? When? Where? WHO THE HELL ARE YOU!?!? Why can stomach acid disintegrate metal, but not corn? The cake is a lie. The cake is a spy. The cake is delicious. If you break something, remember this rule: BLAME IT ON EVERYONE IN THE ROOM! Even that frickin’ cat. Love vs. Sex A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what... and if you stand up for him he will I shot a teletubby because I'm bringing sexy back (oh yeah!) -Pick the month you were born in- January ~ I killed -Pick the day you were born on- 1 ~ A banana -Pick the color of the shirt you wearing- White ~ Because a hobo stole my taco. -Now read it all together and laugh at yourself! Repost this as what you are...- I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Natureboy3, Wolfgrowl, Flash6004 This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is weirdo cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now read the third word of every sentence. 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". 10 year old Warriors fan, Emmy Grace Cherry was a warrior fan and had warrior spirt. Emmy and her parents, Dana and Jimmy Cherry, were killed in a tornado in February 2007. On Wands and Worlds, a fantasy fiction forum, several fans agreed that she deserved a warrior name. One fan performed the ceremony and named her Brightspirit. Other fans agreed this was the perfect name. The Erins placed her along with her parents in the book Long Shadows as Brightspirit, Braveheart, and Shiningheart. 20 THINGS NOT TO DO IF I BECOME A WARRIOR CAT: 1. Ask Leafpool why she went after the emo 2. Try not to rip Onestar’s head off 3. Teach the warriors real cuss words 4. Try to resist the Dark Forest… (NO, I CAN’T!) 5. Introduce Yellowfang to shampoo 6. Tell Spottedleaf, “I don’t get why your so special. Dude, you lived ONE book. Then you died. At least Yellowfang got four books baby!” 7. Tell Ferncloud to use pregnancy pills 8. Tell Dustpelt, “Think with your head.” 9. See Brambleclaw and scream to ThunderClan, “OMG, ITS TIGERSTAR! HE’S RETURNED!!!” 10. Maul Sol 11. Go up to Lionblaze and say, “Hey, you come here often…?” 12. Tell Jayfeather to get rid of the stick 13. Don’t spray pepper spray in Onestar’s eyes if he gets too close 14. Declare that I’m the true leader of ThunderClan, Flashstar 15. Call Firestar “Rusty” and follow him around yelling that 16. When Purdy tells one of his stories don’t fall asleep 17. Go up to Heathertail and say, “Why can’t you get over Lionblaze? I’ve read the Allegiances, and Harespring seems to be pretty hot.” 18. Show the cats how to do the Finger 19. When a RiverClan cat gets done with swimming and shakes out their fur, sing: “I whip my fur back and forth!” 20. Follow Jayfeather around and whisper, “What ever happened to Half Moon? Why can’t you find true happiness? Why did your brother Breezepelt try to kill you? Why did Hollyleaf run away from you? Why are you blind?” and other annoying stuff Quotes of my Friends: (that me and my friends say) Oh, no, oh, no, oh, no! WE ARE DOOMED! WHY DID I LET YOU TALK ME INTO THIS! (Owlstrike when I suggested skipping a class) Adele must be a frickin’ superhero! She sets fire to the rain! (me) Man, you’re a mean drunk. (me and Twilightfur) Yeah, I went there. What are you gonna do to it? Remember that one time when I stabbed your back with a tack? Cool! That rhymed! Hey. Ugh. I only hear things I want to hear. Don’t… touch… my… PHONE! Ooh! Look at the shiny knife! Let’s be bad guys! (me) We didn’t forget you. Here. *hands cupcake to me* I need money. Hey, I’m back! I’m trying to eat healthy. Two days ago, I went to my boyfriend’s house. Watch! I will fly! I know that we saw the UFC Fighters, but remember: Don’t do this at home. If you do fight, do it at the schoolyard. So if you get hurt, you can sue them! (me giving advice) I’m not a villain. I just happen to be the evil hero.~ ME Blood must be spilt. Let’s talk about how fabulous you think I am. ~Me This is stupid. Your stupid. The whole frickin’ school is stupid… I love it! ~Twilightfur Dude, this is not Facebook, and I’m not your friend. ~Me All the good guys die. Sometimes I sit in bed and say, “Where did I go wrong?” And a voice says, “This may take more than one night.” Hey, I need to talk to you. Colton was telling me not to run with scissors. So, I threw them at him. ~Me Remember, man. These are your flashcards to acing your driving test. ATTENTION HIMS, HERS, AND ITS! ~Owlstrike Titanic is so sad! Justin Bieber is an IT. Say it with me: IT. Because if it’s a girl, that’s a HUGE insult to girls everywhere. ~Me Oh, no, man! There's too many! This stinks. OH NO! BEST QUOTES EVER: ~Take what you can, and give nothing back.~ ~"He roped together sea turtles and made a raft." "What did he use for rope?" "..." (Jack Sparrow walks up) "I used the hairs... of my back." Quotes: ~When I was young, I used to pray to God for a bike...then I realized God doesn't work that way, so I just stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness.~ ~They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.~ ~I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.~ ~If someone’s choking and you slap them hard on the back and it doesn’t work… well, run away and act like you’ve never seen them before.~ ~Everyone listen, your all entitled to my opinion and not the facts~ ~Sorry, I’ll have to check my schedule. Most of it evolves avoiding you~ ~Everything here is eatable. Even me, but that my children is called cannibalism, and is frowned upon in most societies.~ ~Hey, lots of people live in trees! Ah… Tarzan, hobos, flood victims…~ ~People say, “I’m about to crawl up the friggin wall!” I say, “Can you teach me how to climb on walls?”~ ~He knows to much. He must be silenced~ ~Your jealous of my blistering awesomeness because the voices talk to me and not you~ ~This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.~ ~I will not back down. My pride is TOO big to swallow~ ~ The doctor says, “Your doing great!” The pregnant woman says, “I am?” The doctor replies, “I don’t know, that’s what they say in the movies.”~ ~‘No shoes, no shirt, no service.’ So I can wear shoes, and a shirt, but I can go pants less?~ ~You, you, and you panic. The rest of you, follow me.~ ~The enemy says, “Hah! I’m more successful than you!” You reply, “Yeah, but I’m hotter than you.”~ ~When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. When life gives you more, you throw them back, because really, who likes lemons? And when it gives you even more, squirt them in their eyes and see how much life likes lemons then~ ~Sometimes without suspecting it, you realize that someone loves you. And that means someone can love you again.~ ~Kids are the future! Be afraid, very, very afraid!~ ~The trick is to take advantage of the stupid peoples~ ~The early bird gets the worm. The early hunter gets to shoot the bird.~ ~Don’t walk in my shoes. You’ll end up hitting a wall~ ~An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!~ ~I like you. Your death won’t be as slow and painful as the others.~ ~You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.~ ~Math sucks. I’m already right 90% of the time, I don’t need someone else to tell me the other 3%~ ~Screw school, do drugs, and you’ll end up fine.~ ~Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS~ ~Ha. Very funny. Now, prepare to DIE~ ~It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!~ ~Did you know that you suck and I rule? …Cool that rhymed.~ ~Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names~ ~Your shin (n): a device used to find furniture in the dark~ ~“Ah, Harold. I remember him when he was twenty… I even remember him whenever he was Helen.” “You said what now?”~ ~When in doubt, push random buttons!~ ~Last night, I was looking at the stars, and I wondered, "Where the heck is my roof?"~ ~Keep on smiling, it makes people wonder what your up to.~ ~An idiot is a windowwasher on a 44th floor who steps back to admire his work.~ ~I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away...~ ~I'm not as dumb as you look.~ TO ANNOY YOUR PARENTS! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Pretend to have amnesia. 4. Say everything backwards. 5. Run into walls. 6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!" 8. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder. 9. Say all of the words in a film. 10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!" 11. Wear a sticker that says "I'm retarded!" 12. Talk to a pen. 13. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to ALL the time. 14. Try and climb the wall. 15. In public yell "NO MUM I WILL NOT KISS YOU!" 16. Put pegs on your nose and eyes. 17. Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!" 18. Eat your hair. 19. When you shower or bath yell "I'm drowning!" 20. At everything they say yell "LIAR!" 21. Pretend to be a phone. 22. Try to swim in the floor. 23. Tap on their door all night. A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile! I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If my little sister pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When my birthday cake’s sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games And Catching Fire too And that's just what I'll do. If you live in your own little world, copy and paste this on your profile Not a blonde, not a brunett, not a black-hair. Never heard anything about a redhead. In my little world, you'd never survive. TOP TEN FAVIORTE WARRIORS!!! 1. Lionblaze Would 1/6 be a good couple? ScourgeXLion? NO NO NO NO! *puts fingers in ears* I REFUSE TO LISTEN! LIONY IS NOOOOOOOOT GAY! Have you read a 3/9 fanfic before? Jayjay and Blackie? NOO! *sniffles* Blackstar loves Russetfur! Jay is MINE!!! *lightning blows around* BAHWAHW! Do you think 7 is hot? How hot? Hawkfrost? ;-) SUPER HOT What would you say to 2 if 4 and 8 went out? Me: Ivypool, did you hear? Cinderheart and Longtail are going out! Ivypool: *GASP* *spit take* WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT!?!?! Would you like the pairing 6/4 or 6/10? Well, Dovewing and Scourge (6/10) isn't gay so... yeah. BEFORE MARRIGE: FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food. REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food. FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs. REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM. FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!” FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry. REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours. FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you. FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door. REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!” FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile. REAL FRIENDS: Are for life. FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world. REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better! FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours. REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out. FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this. REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. YOUR GUY SIDE (x) You love hoodies (x) You love jeans (x) Dogs are better than cats (x) Its hilarious when people get hurt (duh) (x) You’ve played with/against boys on a team (x) Shopping is torture (x) Sad movies suck You own/ed an X-Box Played with Hot Wheels as a kid At some point in time you’ve wanted to be a firefighter (x) You owned a DS, a PS2, or Sega You were obsessed with Power Rangers (oh my gosh! it’s the forest rangers!) (x) You watch sports on T.V. Gory movies rule (no, gory books do) You go to your dad for advice. You own a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games You used/are collecting baseball/football cards Baggy pants are cool to wear (x) Its kinda fun to have sleepovers with a bunch of people (x) Green, black, red, or blue are your favorite colors. (x) You like to go crazy and not care what other people think Sports are fun You talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes Total: 12 YOUR GIRL SIDE You wear lip gloss/chapstick. Total: 7 (eh, whatever) A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. Girl Comebacks Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you. Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put u and i together. Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. Man: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Girls, copy and paste this on your profile! Boys say that in everything they do, they can kick a girl's butt so bad that they cry. If you're a girl who kicks the boys' butts so bad they cry like girls, copy this into your profile and add your name. Moonstar of FireClan, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan (cry, little boys, cry!!), FEIGN("You're such a wimp, Evan!"(my brother)), Flash6004 (*grins evilly at two brothers*), If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCaffe, (actually I have) Hyperactiveley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna (I fall up the steps to school every time I go up them... sadly...), SSAHC, Sanoon, Phantom-Flames, Leopardheart (just once, but still...), Littlewhisker (I do it all the time so get over it!) Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-leader of SkyClan (sadly, I just entered middle school and I have a two-story house and so I am falling up the stairs all the time!!), FEIGN(sad story u don't want to know), Flash6004 (I fall up the flight of stairs when I get home from school) 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. If your day isn't complete until you've terrified a complete stranger, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ALMOST introduced yourself as penname, copy and paste this onto your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. Crazy? I was crazy once! I would sing stupid songs at school, then read books on how to read! But then I died, and people put daisies on my grave, and one is bending down and tickling me on my nose, so I'm giggling and everyone is scared of me because I'm dead and I'm not supposed to be giggling so no more daisies! I know, I'm crazy! Crazy? I was crazy once! Copy and paste this into your profile if this applies to you, and you know it does. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, FEIGN, Flash6004 If you believe we lost Firestar to a prick of a tom cat leader, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the frickin leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I found out that I know my own moves!) So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile If you love talking, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an annoying trio of girls and/or have an annoying trio of guys who act just like them at your school who think they rule the Earth, copy this into your profile. If you love Ivypaw, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this onto your profile. (hey, do you think I should eat pizza for dinner; nah, a nice healthy salad would be good; but pizza taste good; but salad is healthy; look, I can't speak to you; I DON'T EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE) If you would (but you're not allowed to), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. Leafpool's Loyalty, Skyeheart and Silverwing, Firehawk101, Rainfire, Flamestar211, Firestar's Gal, Poppyleaf, She Who Sulks In The Shadows... Rubyheart481, Pink Kitty Cat, Spottedheart, maplepelt,hollypaw,skygaze, Roseheart, Blazingstar of ThunderClan, Spottedwind19, skyfoot21, FEIGN, Flash6004 IMPORTANT- Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen/ Robert Pattison are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsers! :D:D:D:D:D If Bluestar has forgotten her pills lately, copy and paste this on your profile You forgot to put on the blender lid. ╔╗╔═╦╗ put this on your page Here's something funny that I once said to my friends: "Guards, take him away and put sharp things inside of him," I say and shove the prisioner to my guards. When I run, my skin is COLD, not hot. I do not sweat, and if I do it is ice-cold. So... this means one thing. VAMPIRE! My Hatred For Mary-Sues: First off, let me get something strait about Leafpool: she's a mary-sue. Yeah, yeah, I kinda like her. But here, this is what people/cats always say: "A pretty, forgiving, humble, 'Strong Connection With StarClan', and intelligent. Leafpool was all like, "Oh, how hard my heart is broken! I shall give up my medicine cat duties!" Wow. That's it? Squirrelflight at least went on when Brambleclaw dumped her. She at least kept going, sure she had some grief, but at least she didn't see another Clan's tom behind the Clan's back! Oh. Spottedleaf? You wanna here me ramble about HER? Well, Graystripe (Graypaw back then) was all like, and I quote, "The medicine cat? Wow, she's fine." Yeah, yeah, we get it. She's pretty. Then when Clawface ripped out her throat and Firepaw kinda went physco, we get it. Firepaw loved her. Then later, even in Leafpool's dreams, they would say, "A beatilful dark tortioseshell would appear..." Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's pretty. She's perfect. SHE GET IT. Leafpool, I'm not done. Ok, ok. First, she fell in love with Crowfeather for... hmmm... a week? And in that short period of time, did you notice how Crowfeather got Leafpool knocked up. I'm serious. Ok. I'll quit ramboling about some of your faviorte warriors so you don't hate me. Peace. I speak the truth. So listen now, and your life will be spared: "Meow." You weren't listening!! QUIZ: Faviorte Element: Forest And Your Cat Machine Quiz is Finished: Forestheart. is a dark brown tabby tom with golden eyes. He is from the Clan of ThunderClan, fierce and loyal. He is battle-hungry and loves to be in a battle. Thanks, Cat-Machine! ╔══╗ (\_/) ღ═╗╔╗ It takes 47 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, but none to just sit there with a dumb look on your face. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, Akatsuki wolves6, Naruto6969, Tsarina Torment, Beckz 2000. XxPieInYaFacexX, Flash6004, Squirrelflight? Birchfall? Foxleap? If Firestar is so stupid that he can't give proper names, copy and paste this onto your profile. My dogs, yes more than one, tried to eat my homework. They all got tired after 49 pages If your freinds pridict that you are going to end up arrested for something STUPID, copy and paste this on your profile. My schedule: I know Kung-Fu and 27 other dangerous words If you crack up laughing in the middle of a silence, copy and paste this on your profile One day me and my friends were walking past the wall to get to lunch. Then these rude students shoved poor... I'll call him Smallclaw... into the wall. So instead of helping him, I yelled out, "(Classified name), get away from that wall! You have a girlfriend! Besides, you don't know what the gender of that wall is!" DO NOT QUESTION ME! Three words: Pie. Sugar. Kill! One sentance: DO NOT QUESTION MY AWESOMENESS!!! Random Warriors! Quick! 1) Mistyfoot 2) Tigerstar 3) Snowfur 4) Icecloud 5) Flametail 6) Clawface 7) Spottedleaf 8) Deadfoot 9) Tallstar 10) Sunstar 1) 6 walks into 7's room while he/she is changing Clawface: Gee, I wonder what's in this random room! *walks into said room* Spottedleaf: PERVERT!!!!!!! Clawface: *Spottedleaf claws his eyes* MY EYES! THEY ARE BLEEDING! 2) 8 and 2 are fighting, but then 1 brings them together as a couple. Tigerstar: YOU MOUSE-BRAIN! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! Deadfoot: I DIDN'T MEAN TO STEAL YOUR TEDDY BEAR! Mistyfoot: You know you two would look awesome together. Tigerstar: *recoils* Ew! Whatever. (leaves) Deadfoot: I'll wait for you forever, Tigerstar! 3) 7 and 5 are fighting. Then 10 runs in, screaming: "SUPER (10)!!!" Spottedleaf: HIYA! Flametail: COW! Spottedleaf: Cow? Flametail: Yeah, cow. Sunstar: *randomly appearing from a cloud of smoke* SUPER SUNSTAR! 4) 2 and 4 are talking. Then suddenly 6 runs in screaming, "I LOVE 8!" Tigerstar: Hello Icecloud. Icecloud: Am I evil? Tigerstar: What do you mean? Icecloud: Well, I'm talking to you, and- Clawface: I LOVE DEADFOOT!!! Tigerstar&Icecloud: Whoa. 5) 4 kills 1, what's one's last words? Mistyfoot: *dying* WTF? 6) 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 are fighting. 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 come to watch. Mistyfoot: Tigerstar, I told you McDonalds is better than Taco Bell! Snowfur: What? Tigerstar is SO right about Taco Bell! Taco Bell foreva! Icecloud: WTF? Dude, McDonalds is better! Flametail: *puts on Taco Bell shirt* Ha! Clawface&Spottedleaf&Deadfoot&Tallstar&Sunstar: Hello! Tigerstar: NOT NOW! Tallstar: Well, soemone's angry. And yet some more quotes: ~My faviorte after-school activity: detention!~ ~Good news? I don't do good news.~ ~There is no elevator to success. Take the stairs.~ ~When your dreams turn to dust, vaccum.~ ~Always laugh whenever you can- its the cheapest medicine.~ ~A genius is a person who shoots at something no one else can see and hits it.~ ~A half-baked idea is ok if ther's an oven around.~ ~Rules were made for breaking.~ ~You wanna break me, huh? Well, I'm not glass, so you can't break me!~ If you have ever run into a door, paste this on your profile and add your name: Flash6004, If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. If you've ever done something so stupid, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile. If you have a nickname or a reputation, copy and paste this upon your profile. Quick! Ten random warriors! (yeah, again!) 1. Heathertail 1. Have you read a 1/10 fic before? NO 2. Do you think 6 is hot? How hot? Oakheart? SUPER HOT 3. What would happen if 8 got 2 pregnant? Firestar: HIYA! 4. Do you recall any fics about 1? Heathertail? Oh, yeah. She like had Lionblaze's kits and then Breezepelt tired to kill them. 5. Would 9 and 7 be a good couple? YellowfangXCrookedstar? Uh... excuse me while I vomit at the mere thought of this 6. What would happen if 5 walked in to 3 and 6 doing it? Foxleap: Well, i'm just gonna walk into this den here and- 7. What would happen if 4 walked into 2 changing? Dustpelt: I'm just going to see what's in this random nest- (uh, yeah... not gonna talk about it) 8. 1 and 8 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 9. After 8 dumps 1 for 2, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted, 1 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 1 meets 4 and 7. The three loners meet 10, who tells each of them to look for love. 4 finds 3, 7 gets 11, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 6 and 12! Heathertail and Sol (WHAT?!?!!?) are in a happy relationship until Foxleap runs off with Yellowfang ("Hey, old hag!" "Hey, moron!" "Wanna go out?" "Ok!") After Sol dumps Heathertail for Ferncloud (MY EYES!!!) Oakheart gets upset and retaliates by dating Cinderheart (Lionblaze, go and save Cinder!) Alone and heart-broken, Heathertail travels in search of a friend. Finally, Heathertail meets up with Dustpelt and Crookedstar (UMMMMM...) The three loners meet Firepaw (WHHHHHHHAAAAATTTTTTTT!!!!) who tells them to go in search of love. Dustpelt finds Graystripe (how would this help?) Crookedstar gets Lionblaze (MY EYES!) but now Heathertail is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Sol and Ferncloud! 9. What would be a good title for this? The Attack of A Stupid Author 10. What would the geners be? Horror/Parody 11. By the way, I set you up on a date with 11! Lionblaze? WHOO HOO! LET'S GO! If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile Things to do on an Elevator 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. Funny XD-worthy labels and warnings On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: On a bag of Fritos: On a bar of Dial soap: On some Swann frozen dinners: On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box) On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: On packaging for a Rowenta iron: On Boot's Children's cough medicine: On Nytol sleep aid: On a Korean kitchen knife: On a string of Christmas lights: On a food processor: On Salisbury’s peanuts: On an American Airlines packet of nuts: On a Swedish chainsaw: On a child's Superman costume: What would you say about your girlfriend/boyfriend? You Make me Feel... (Cobra Starship: Featuring Sabi) At least his one kind of makes sense... What is the first thing you say in the mornings? I Wanna Go (Britney Spears) Erm... nah, I mostly say, "Oh, great. More school." Your teacher is... Moves Like Jagger (Maroon 5: Featuring Christina Agulera) NO! Now I have that image of my teacher dancing in my head! What did you just eat for lunch? Blah, Blah, Blah (Ke$hia) Mmm, tasty! What would your best friend say about you? In the Dark(Dev) I'm deeply disturbed... What's 2 + 2? Eye of the Tiger (Survivior) SO CLOSE!!! How do you solve problems? Lighters (Bad Meets Evil: Featuring Bruno Mars) Good song... What's beside you right now? Posioned With Love (Neon Hitch) What a weird nickname for my cat Paws... If you wrote a Twilight fanfic, what would the title be? Tik Tok (Ke$ha) Twilight... *shudders* Ok, then. JACOB THREW A PARTY, AND TIK TOK PLAYS! A song you'd sing in your school talent show would be... Round and Round (Selena Gomez) I could... War doesn't solve your problems. It determines who ROCKS! "Ok, our armies will crush them!" "But we don't have an army, or jets, or-" "Just throw more damn snowballs." ~Wolfleap and me I'm braindead with math, but I'm a bookworm. Idiom. Close to idiot. Your so jealous because I'm the one the voices talk to. Wanna hug? *pic-pockets you* Untrustworthy, crazy, physco... YAY! YOU KNOW ME SO WELL! 10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL 10. We can wear guy clothes and look good, but if they wear ours they get funny looks. 9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies. 8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly. 7. Our magazines have horoscopes. 6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around. 5. Our friends don't say "Hi," but punching us in the arm. 4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month. 3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have. 2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket. 1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing. 60 AWESOME WAYS TO MAKE YOUR TEACHER WANNA BACKHAND YOU! 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (Keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the Mission Impossible theme, etc.) 2. After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously. 3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask "Does somebody need a hug?” very loudly. 4. If your teacher starts blowing up at you for saying that, simply reply, “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties.” 5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When they do, grab your head and scream “The light! Make it stop, it burns!" 6. Flick pieces of paper around the class. 7. When your teacher tells you to stop, cross your arms and say, “You're racist against paper aren’t you.” 8. Don’t do your homework. 9. When your teacher asks you why you didn’t do your homework say, “I dropped it while beating up this guy for saying you’re the worst teacher ever.” Then sit there and smile sweetly. 10. When you have a substitute teacher, wait for them to write their name on the board. Then when they say hello my name is Mr./Mrs (insert name here), you stand up and say “Prove it!” 11. When your teacher asks why you were late say, “My goldfish died.” Then burst into tears. 12. When handing in your homework, write "This paper will self-destruct in 5 seconds." at the bottom. 13. When you leave the class bow and say, “May the force be with you, young one.” 14. When the teacher turns the light off, start singing opera as loud as you can. When they turn the light back on, look around pretending to be confused. 15. Whisper to the person next to you. When the teacher comes up behind you, scream. 16. Walk into class dancing the Macarena. 17. Tell your teacher you heard the other teachers talking about him/her in the staff room. 18. Raise your hand and say "I totally agree!" after everything your teacher says. 19. Spend the whole lesson trying to lick your elbow. 20. Speak in French. 21. Come late to class in a Spider-Man costume; say there was "a disturbance” 22. When they tell someone to turn around have everyone in class do it as well. 23. "The homework’s due now? Oh, give me a minute then." 24. Hand in an essay where every word is spelled wrong. 25. Run in the room screaming, “THE WORLD IS GOING TO END!” 26. When the teacher asks you why you are late, say, “The queen is never late, everyone else is simply early." 27. When a teacher asks you a question, say, “I’m sorry, the brain you tried to reach has been disconnected, please leave me alone or try again later, thank you.” 28. When the teacher turns on the overhead projector, scream “AAH MY EYES!!” 29. Tell yourself knock-knock jokes, then laugh loads. 30. Hide under your desk and yell “THE SKY IS FALLING!” 31. When someone knocks on the door, shout “OH NO, THEY’RE COMING FOR ME!” 32. Bring in a 4th Grader and says he’s your new pet. 33. In your technology lesson, when the teacher asks you what you are making, say a nuclear bomb. 34. When your teacher asks you a question, just stare at them. 35. Constantly talk to yourself in a low voice. 36. Purposely fall off your chair and make a big scene about it. 37. If you’re playing a really boring game, make a big deal if you win. 38. Glue all their scissors together. 39. Make paperclip jewelry. I.e. necklaces, earrings, etc… 40. Pull out one strand of someone’s hair and yell “DNA!” 41. Wear a sticker or a badge that says ‘Admiral’ 42. Talk to a pen. 43. If you find a pencil on the floor, jump onto a desk, hold up the pencil, and yell, "LITTERING IS WRONG!! WHOEVER DROPPED THIS MUST BE PUNISHED!!" Then run around the room singing in a foreign language. 44. Yell “LIAR!” to everything they say. 45. Smile. All the time. 46. Draw a tiny black spot on your arm. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, “It’s spreading, IT’S SPREADING!” 47. When a substitute teacher is taking attendance, say everyone is missing. Then, if they ask who you are, say ‘Your worst Nightmare’ 48. When you know the answer, bounce up and down and go "OOOHH I KNOW THIS!!" 49. When a teacher calls on you say, "I forgot." To every question she asks. 50. If you have to blow your nose in class, blow your nose to the tune of your favorite song. 51. When the teacher is not facing you, get the whole class to move their desks forward towards the him/her! 52. Hum throughout the lesson, but make sure you do not get caught! 53. When a teacher asks you a question... Reply "ERM, COMPUTER SAYS NOOO!!" 54. When the teacher makes a statement, stand boldly and shout "I OBJECT!!" 55. REPEAT the last word the teacher says but say it much louder! 56. While the teachers back is turned, everyone swaps seats! 57. If you are sure you haven't passed the test, write your phone number at the end with a heart! 58. When you hear a Police car siren from outside, run around screaming in the classroom shouting "Oh no, they're here. Oh my goodness. What do I do? Miss/Sir you have to help me! Oh goodness. They must have found the body! HELP!" 59. When it's your turn to answer a question... Shout "NEXT!" 60. If the teacher yells at another student, ask the teacher, “Is this supposed to be on the test?” Write your name with your fingers: Flash (YYYEESSSSSS!!!!) Write your name with your nose: frds3lash (NOOO!!!) Write your name with your knuckles: flash (YYYYYESSSSSS!)) Type your name with your elbow: fvckl,sajn0 (CCCCCCCCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!) Trust in God, but lock your car. In God we trust—everyone else pays cash. DON’T WEAR RED! Really, all the guys in red die. I’m no fool! *sets house on fire* Um… HE DID IT! You… love me? That’s SO sweet… considering I hate you. Once upon a time… THE END! The grass may be greener on the other side, but, heh, it’s harder to mow. Parents teach their kids when they are young how to walk and talk. Later, parents teach their kids to sit down and shut up. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick, though, is to make a mistake when no one is looking. One, two, three, four, FIVE DOLLAR FOOTLONG! I don’t suffer from insanity, I ENJOY EVERY MINUET OF IT! Never knock on Death’s door, ring his doorbell then run away, he hates that. Only men cry. Girls weep! If its small, I run over it. If its big, I ram it until its small, or at least outta my way It doesn’t matter if the glass is half-full or half-empty! Just drink it and get it over with! A day without sunshine is, you know, night. We’re not retreating! We’re advancing in a different direction! Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity got framed. I want to take over the world but I got distracted by something shiny! Don’t hit kids. Seriously, they have guns now. I once had a lemonade stand. This one guy walked past, and so I threw a rock at him and yelled, “GIVE MONEY TO THE KID!” You say I’m not cool. Cool is just another word for hot. I know I’m hot. Thanks for embracing it. I don’t like reading books with dogs on it. If it has a gold or silver medal, the dog is going down! Forgive your enemies—it messes with your heads. Why would I keep my enemies closer than my friends? They’d kill me! My best quality—SARCASM! 101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people you can get to join in. 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, “I think we’ve got a Code 3 in Housewares,” and see what happens. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!…” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 20. Put M&M’s on layaway. 21. Move “Caution: Wet Floor” signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you’ll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Batcave!” 26. TP as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 35. Run up to an employee (preferably a male) while squeezing your legs together and practically yell at him ” I need some tampons!!” 36. Try on bras in the sewing/fabric department. 37. Try on bras over top of your clothes. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 40. Say things like, “Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?” 41. Set up a “Valet Parking” sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of orange juice on the ground, leading to the restrooms 46. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. 47. Relax in the patio furniture and open the patio ummbrella until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, “No, no! It’s those voices again!” 49. Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don’t get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. 51. While walking around the store, sing in your loudest voice possible “sex and candy” 52. Try putting different pairs of women’s panties on your head and walk around the store casually. 53. Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins. 54. Nonchalantly “test” the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. 55. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, “Red Rover!” 56. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 59. While no one’s watching quickly switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the rest room. 60. Fill your cart with boxes of condoms, and watch everyone’s jaws drop when you attempt to buy them. 61. In the auto department, practice your “Madonna” look with various funnels. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 63. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation. Ex: The person is breaking up with you and you begin crying “How could you do this to me? I thought you loved me! I knew there was another girl, but I thought I had won. You kissed ME darling.” Then act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions. 64. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 65. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying “Good girl, good bessie.” 66. Go over to the shoe department and try on every pair of shoes, not putiing one pair back. Take the paper from the boxes and throw it in various aisles. 67. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 68. In the makeup department, spray yourself with every perfume there is, then walk up to a boy who is with another girl and start flirting with him in that annoying, ditsy way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” When the boy shows no interest, start hitting on the girl the exact same way. “hi!!!! (giggle) What’s your sign?(giggle).” 69. Get boxes of Condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when they don’t realize it. 70. Walk around the perfume department with a bottle of super strong perfume and spray people as they walk by. Lean in and sniff them then jump back and wave your hand in front of your nose and saying “Oh god, your over powering the perfume!!” 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds 73. In the food aisle, pretend like there’s a little bug, slowly move your head to the right, then swing your head to the left as if your trying to follow it. Slowly lower your head to the ground, then start spinning around in circles stomping like crazy. Then finally yell out “Yes!!! I got it!!! Wow, that was the biggest Cockrouch I’ve ever seen, i think it was pregnant!!! Hey look, there’s another one!!!” Then Repeat. 74. Repeat 73 with a can of bug spray. 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that your a cat. Meow when people walk by, rub up against their legs, etc. 76. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like “Cheerio, good man.” to people who walk by. And don’t forget to have perfect posture. 77. Start grunting like Beavis and Butthead while chasing your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don’t know you. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a hoarse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc.. And If a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excesively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 81. Start pocketing any and all free samples. 82. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 82. Walk up to the customer service and when they say “Hello, how may I help you?” say “Yes, I’ll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke.” And when they start to talk, say “Oh, to go”. Then when they say that they can’t give it to you say “Oh, This is because I’m gay isn’t it? I’d expect this from Caldors, but not Walmart. People who are gay are just like everyone else your know. You disgust me” Then walk away mumbling to yourself. If your a guy, try to act as valley-girl-like as you can 83. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 84. When your alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. They should sound like this: “Great idea good fellow, we shall have a jolly good time.(English)” “Look, oall I wanna do, is wok ta Stawbucks and git a cawfee(New York)” Etc. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who’s watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 89. Put jockstraps in the lingerie department 90. Put lingerie in the men’s department. 91. Put super sexy lingerie in old men’s carts when they turn around. 92. When your alone, start screaming help and yelling that someone is trying to rape you. Then when everyone runs over, start crying and saying “All I ever wanted was a little attention” Then run away crying. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. 94. Walk up to a lady and calmly say “Help me. The voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things.” Then clap your hands over your ears, fly your head around and start screaming “NO!!! I DON’T WANT TO HURT THE NICE LADY NO NO NO NO!!!!” Then suddenly stop, look her straight in the eyes, and Calmly say “I…will start…a fire…” The pull out a zippo and start laughing hysterically in an evil way. But don’t light the zippo, just hold it closed. 95. Light a match under a spinkler. 96. Walk up to someone and say “Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while i go get my shot gun”. Then walk away. 97. Walk up to a guy and say “Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven’t seen you in so long!!!!” Then kiss him. Then slap and him say “Why didn’t you ever call me??” Then walk away. 98. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” 101. Steal a Walmart shirt. The possibilities are endless. If you like this, post it in your profile. A: Hot B: Loves people C: A good kisser D: Makes people laugh E: Has gorgeous eyes F: People wild and crazy adore you G: Very outgoing H: Easy to fall in love with I: Loves to smile and laugh J: Really sweet K: Really silly L: Smile to die for M: Makes dating fun N: Can kick the shit out of you O: Has one of the best personalities ever P: Popular with all types of people Q: A hypocrite R: Good boyfriend/girlfriend S: Cute T: A very good kisser U: Is very sexual V: Not judgmental W: Very broad minded X: Never let people tell you what to do Y: Is loved by everyone Z: Can be funny and dumb at times (I’m only doing Blazefire’s name, you stalkers!) B- loves people (Let’s not forget Flashheart…!) F- people wild and crazy adore you When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy, who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.” You Know You're Obsessed with Warriors When... You love the books so much that you refuse to read anything else. (I read other stuff, too) When you get a pet cat, you give it a warrior name. (READ ABOVE!) You have accidentally said things like, "What in StarClan's name...?" or, "StarClan, help me!" (Only when I’m RPing) You've called your innocent, beloved housecat a 'worthless, lazy kittypet'. (I’ve called one of them that You've given yourself a warrior name. (Blazefire/Flashheart) You suddenly began calling kittens 'kits'. (Yep) You wish you kitty could fight like that! (WHO DOESN’T?) When you saw a stray cat walking around all by itself, you muttered, "Loner... or rogue?" (Yes. Half the time they run away) You make up your own pairings, whether they're crack or not. (YEP—HAWKxIVY, LIONxCINDER, SQUIRRELxSTORM) You write Warriors Fanfiction. (YES) You suddenly knew more about cats than you ever would have before, after you read some of the books (I know, it’s really creepy…) You suddenly became better at writing about cats than about people (Well, yeah, because people have different perspectives and stuff, and they don’t bristle or snarl) You've read at least ten of the Warriors books. (All of them) You've made up a little profile on your cat-self, including your name, Clan, appearance, status, personality, mate, and your kits (if you have any). (Yes. Blazefire—black she-cat, flame-colored patches. Lives in ShadowClan. Fierce, courageous. Has no mate, or kits. Two brothers.) And that's how you know you're obsessed with THE WARRIOR CATS! THE STUPID TEST! (put an X beside the one that is you!) (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you are talking () Gum has fallen out of your mouth while you are NOT talking. (X) You have run into a glass/screen door. (X) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle. (does a car moving less than 1 mile per hour count?) (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. (x) You have run into a tree. () It IS possible to lick your elbow (x) You just tried to lick your elbow. () You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm. () You just tried to sing them. (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. (x) You have choked on your own spit. () You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it. (x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice (x) You just looked at it. () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (x) People have called you slow. (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek. (x) You have caught yourself drooling. (x) You’ve fallen asleep in class (x) If someone says “fart” you laugh. () You just laughed. (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking (x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about () People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you (x) You are often told to use your “inside voice”. (x) You use your fingers to do simple math. () You have eaten a bug. (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it (x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc. (x) You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you. (x) You break a lot of things. () Your friends know not to use big words around you (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused (x) You have fallen out of your chair before (x) When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling TOTAL: 41! STUPID! (*shugs* I could care less, but call me stupid and- *beep*) 1) What's Your Villain Name? (Take the first half of your favorite characters name and the first half of your least favorite character): Lionleaf (Lionblaze and Spottedleaf) 2) What's Your Kittypet Name? (Take your favorite warriors name and mix the letters up.): Bzealoni (here, kitty kitty!) 3) What's Your Suicidal Warriors Name? (Your favorite forest animal plus dark.): Wolfdark (that is a pretty cool warriors name...) 4) What's Your Half-Clan Name? (Take something to do with one clan and add something to do with the other clan): Shadowblood (ShadowClan and BloodClan) 5) What's Your Rogue Name? (First Random object you think of): Pickles (oh no! LOOK OUT! ITS PICKLES!) 20 THINGS TO DO AT A SCHOOL DANCE: 1. Get somebody to act like they are driving a car beside you, and start screaming: "CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH!" 2. When the DJ says something into the microphone, whisper loudly, "THE VOICES! THEY HAVE RETURNED!" 3. When a song you don't know comes on, start singing really loud and out of key: "SOMETHING SOMETHING OH YEAH SOMETHING ELSE SOMETHIN SOMETHIN OH YEAH!!!!!!!!" 4. Get people to do the wave 5. Raise you hand like you are in school and say: "I NEED A HALL PASS!" 6. Follow people around. 7. When they turn and said, "Get away from me." Reply simply, "Its because your gay, isn't it?" 8. Start yelling: "THIS IS JIVE! YOUR ALL JIVE! THIS PLACE SUCKS!" and then push over a table, and walk away proudly. 9. Start dancing beside someone and whisper in their ear the song "OMG" by Will. I. Am. and Usher 10. Scream at the top of your lungs: "THE COPS ARE HERE! SCATTER!" 11. Take a dark bottle out of your pocket in plain sight and act like your going to spike the punch 12. If you get in trouble for doing that, take a drink of the bottle and say, "Dude, its Root Beer." 13. Find a piece of paper, write the Casey's number on it, and hand it to a desperate person with a wink 14. Well in a deep voice: "GIRL LOOK THAT THAT BODY! I WORK OUT! GIRL, LOOK AT THAT BODY!" and start singing Sexy and I Know It 15. If someone you don't know starts dancing beside you, scream at the top of your lungs and make a huge scene 16. When the slow dance songs come on, yell: "CHANGE IT TO HEAVY METAL!" 17. After you do 16, and if people look at you weird, yell: "ROCK!" 18. Take the dark bottle out and act like your drunk 19. Walk up to the DJ and say, "I have a song request." and say a really bad song 20. Make sure you get kicked out of that damn dance, or else this is just a waste of time ADVERTISMENTS This product just cost half the trip to Jamaca, so buy now! Are you still cold, but your too scared to turn up that heat? Well, turn up that heat, because the more you do, the more money I make! Send all your bank infromation and name and adress to (insert number here) And your shipping is FREE! We've got a red car, a blue car... WHOA! Another red car! So come on down and save money on your blue and red and- WHOA! A YELLOW CAR! This offer is sold in stores, for a better price, but, heh, you can't get up to buy that. So dial this number away, and your shipping is FREE! The break-up service! Just send your full name and address! You wanna sound like a pop star, but can't get rid of that annoying voice? Well, here at [Censored Gun Store, you can shoot those annoying pop stars! Cars cannot do flips. Do not attempt. FLASH'S NOT-SO-EPIC TO DO LIST (written, of course, by Flash6004) 1. Write Star Wars: The Musical 2. Write a parody about Jacob and Edward: the six-pack and the sparkly. And name it: Sparkly or Shirtless? 3. Make an action figure of yourself 4. Go into elevator and scream: "GROUP HUG!" 5. Make the first-ever flying ice cream truck. 6. Cause an uprising in the school (fun!) 7. Enrage fan girls 8. Get a job as a DJ and say: "And to that certain someone that broke up with me, F- YOU!" 9. Go up to a pit bull and say: "Can you sing International Love, please?" 10. Kick karma's butt 11. Travel the world, spreading your instanity 12. Try to find Waldo 13. Become a Mexican Wrestler (awesome) 14. Try to predict the future 15. Do not have brain cells die from note 14 16. Give the movie Hangover to a little kid and say, "Here, enjoy yourself." 17. When the little kid asks, "Whats it about?" Reply thoughtfully: "Barney and his... urges." 18. Prank call a bar 19. Build a city and try to see how many cities you can conquere 20. Roll around on the floor laughing and scream, "THE FAIRY KING SHALL DESTORY THE HOLLY GIRAFFE AND THE WHALE WILL EXPLOAD!" 21. When you get into a mental instution, write a letter to your henchmen: They don't have Wi-Fi and thier pudding sucks! Help! Hugs and kisses, ~Your overload 22. Wonder around in a hospitle and walk into a random person's room. Then say: "The good news: your all fixed. The bad news: I'm not a doctor and have you seen my cell phone?" 23. Copy-and-paste this on your profile if you are a crazy author/authoress/it, too! But give Flash the credit, or she will unleash her rainbow dolphin wrath! A WORD- Yay you! You have survived this far into my profile! Lionblaze: I'm really surprised. Shut up. Girl: Do I ever cross your mind? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: Do you want me? Boy: No Girl: Would you cry if I left? Boy: No Girl: Would you live for me? Boy: No Girl: Would you do anything for me? Boy: No Girl: Choose--me or your life Boy: My life The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Ways to make sure you're insane At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down. Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy" Ask your dog if it's comfortable with its name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright. As often as possible, skip rather than walk . Specify that your drive-through order is "to go" Sing along at the opera. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme . Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you’re not in the mood. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!" When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! They’re loose!!" If you ever tripped where there was a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'why do I constantly ask myself random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (Well no, but I've gone through ALOT of pencils) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (Copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever tripped, got up, and then fell right back down (copy and paste this to your profile) If you are guilty of doing a British, Irish, Australian, Southern accent or Elvis impression, copy this in your profile. ((All of 'em!)) Living might mean taking chances, but they're worth taking: · Don't show off driving; if you want to race go to Indianapolis. · Excuses never please anyone but the person giving them. · Those that stand for nothing fall for anything. · There are no shortcuts to any place worth going. · Don't let what others think decide who you are. · Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone · You can know someone better in a moment of honesty than you ever can in a lifetime of lies. · Don't let your life wait for other people. · Dropping a cellular phone in a bathtub full of water kinda will kill the phone. · Your mother will find out if you dye your hair purple. · Don't ever fall in love with someone more than 1,000 miles away, it usually doesn't work. · If it hurts, DON'T DO IT AGAIN!! · If you fall on your friends rollerblades and end up with a huge scar on your leg from falling, don't use the same friends rollerblades again when you have brand new pants on! · What does not kill you will ultimately make you stronger. · Speaking in public gets easier with practice. · Don't do cheers off a diving board. · Ten years from now (or sometimes even next year) what we freak out about or are embarrassed by won't matter. · Zits always pop up when you really can't afford for them to pop up. · When in doubt, duck. When certain don't bother, cuz you're already screwed. · If your teacher tells you to quit talking after a test or he'll give you a zero for the test grade, he means it. Really. · Sometimes smart people can do very, very stupid things. · Nothing is ever too good to be true. · Instead of waiting for life to get better, do something about it. · You REALLY should do what needs to be done NOW, and not later. Procrastination is the easiest way, but not the most profitable. · If your intuition is telling you not to do something, then don't. Your intuition is not stupid!! · Sticking things up your nose isn't the smartest idea in the world! · You can't light fireworks in the basement and not get caught. · Hair is flammable. VERY flammable. · Never ever trust your friend with a scissors against your hair. · White cats/dogs don't mix with black clothes. · Someday you will look back on this and it will all seem funny. · You never know when you're making a memory. · If you can laugh at yourself, you are going to be fine. · If you allow others to laugh with you, you'll be GREAT! · Chose your friends carefully, you are what they are. · There are two kinds of people in this world...those that play hopscotch and sing in the shower and those that lie alone at night with tears in their eyes. · Everyone has a choice as to which we want to be...and everyone is a little of both. · Milk crates make boring pets. · Never pierce your belly button in the dark...or with a safety pin. · Never, ever, EVER let someone of the opposite gender make you compromise your standards. Never. · Truly anything is possible when you follow your heart. The sky is no longer the limit. · God doesn't make junk. · Mistakes...we all make them. Sometimes if we're lucky, an eraser will do the trick, we can rub it across the page, wipe away the dust, and all that's left of our careless mess is a hardly noticeable smudge. But some mistakes can't be erased, no matter how old or young we are. · When you're 14 and don't even have your temps don't try driving...especially when all your friends are around watching. · Dance like no one is watching. · Write like no one is gonna read your words. · BE YOURSELF. It's hard to be someone else anyway. · Don't say something you wouldn't want your parents, God, or your crush to hear. · Even before you say sorry (volunteer or otherwise), think about how you would feel in their shoes. THEN you can properly say sorry 99 percent of FanFiction authors copy and paste stuff on their profile. If you're part of the 99 percent, copy and paste this on your profile. Some things you may not care or know about me... 1. Flash, in school, can throw a pencil across the room and never miss 2. Flash likes telling "YO MOM!" jokes 3. She likes ordering things from menus that aren't on the menu 4. She knows Spanish. 5. In her book, you can be crazy and get away with it 6. She once challenged a fox to a duel to the death with a deadly potatoe (just kidding) 7. She is looking for an evil sidekick MAY ADD OTHER LATER Pick 10 of your story cats (You can be included) in any order. 1. Flashstar 2. Sloefur 3. Owlstrike 4. Blazefire 5. Bearfang 6. Smokefang 7. Cash 8. Demonheart 9. Lionstar 10. Stormpaw 1) 2 walks into 6 while he/she is changing. What will happen? Sloefur walks in while Smokefang is changing? They're littermates! Sloefur: *walks into Smokefang's room* Hey, Smokefang, Flash wanted you to- OMSC!!! *screams* Smokefang: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *passes out* Sloefur: *screams* MY EYES! THEY BURN! *runs out of his room* 2) 4 and 5 are fighting when 10 brings them together as a couple. Blazefire (yay, me!) and Bearfang are fighting when Stormpaw brings them together as a couple. Ew. Blazefire: YOU MADE MY CREATION LOVE YOU! Bearfang: YOUR JEALOUS OF MY HOTNESS! Blazefire: I'M THE FRICKIN' CREATOR OF THIS STORY! Stormpaw: *walks randomly over* Hey, I don't know you two, but I think you'd be a hot couple. Blazefire: *glances at her* You aren't in this humor series! Get back to your own series! 3) 9 and 7 are talking when 1 comes and screams: "SUPER (1)!!!" Lionstar: I'm Blazefire's brother. Cash: Hey cat I met like once. Lionstar: I don't like you. Your annoying. Cash: *rolls eyes* Well, that was random- Flashstar: *walks in* SUPER FLASHSTAR! *punches them* 4) 10 kills 2, 2's last words? Stormpaw: *kills Owlstrike* You looked at me funny! Owlstrike: WTF? If you’re a Demigod copy this into your profile and sign your name. Shorty/Kris KG/Lizzy Wisegirl101/Lindsay WiseOne27 SeaweedBrain013/Sebz CloudyAlore/Faye (is the daughter of Apollo!) Bolipoke Percabethrocks Iloveseaweedbrain/kelley LapdogDaVinci(Daughter of Calypso!) Nerdius Bookwormius DaughterofPoseidon32498(Daughter of who else? Yay brother Percy!) Alice O'Hare [Daughter of Athena! Whoo!] Oceangirl511/Kate {daughter of Alycone, goddess of the sea! WHOO!} DaughterofAthenasodontcrossme (daughter of Athena in case you didn't guess) Kittycat32 (Daughter of Athena!!) Artimis99 (Daughter of Poseidon or Athena) Flash6004 (daughter of ARES! :( Its sad, because Clarrice is my sister... oh well) Fire ] You have a short temper 7/10. Water 3/10. Earth 8/10. Air 7/10 Results: I am Earth. Fear me, for I am now going to make an earthquake. BHAHWHA! *cough* Or not... oh, well. Copy-and-paste this and see what you get! QUICK! WRITE DOWN 15 RANDOM WARRIORS! 1. Leopardstar 2. Lionheart 3. Brambleclaw 4. Tigerstar 5. Nightcloud 6. Hawkfrost 7. Runningwind 8. Lionblaze 9. Brokenstar 10. Ivypool 11. Darkstripe 12. Mousefur 13. Thrushpelt 14. Mosskit 15. Mapleshade 1. If 2 and 10 started dating, what would 11 think about it? Darkstripe: LIONHEART IS SO OLD! YOU COUGAR, LIONHEART! 2. Would 14 rather make out 3 or kill 9? Would Mosskit rather make out with Brambleclaw or kill Brokenstar...? I think Mosskit would rather make out with Brambleclaw, because Brokenstar would rip out her guts. 3. What would you think of a cat with the name of (13's first name, and 7's last name) Thrushwind? Good name- I think of a handsome brown tabby tom, green eyes, and is calm and would be the medicine cat. 4. What would 6 do if he/she saw 8 and 1 fighting over 10? Hawkfrost saw Lionblaze and Leopardstar fighting over Ivypool? He'd probably say, "Yo, Ivypool, let's go." and the two would walk away together. 5. What would be a good pickup line for 11 to use on 13? "Hey, Thrushpelt. I know we are both toms, and this is wrong, and Erin Hunter would never approve, but what about you and me go into my den for a little bit...?" --Darkstripe and Thrushpelt. Then Thrushpelt's response: "WTF? YOU AREN'T EVEN BORN YET YOU CREEP!" 6. What would 6's and 8's kits look like? Hawkfrost and Lionblaze? That's not possible, but I'd guess (if one of them were female) they would be a golden tabby with a white underbelly, a dark brown, and a gold-and-brown. 7. What if 12 got 5 pregnant? Mousefur got Nightcloud pregnant? WHAT WHAT? 8. (3) and (1) are on a lovely honeymoon when they are interrupted by (6) burning down their house. (11) arrests (10) for the crime and puts him/her in a cell with (14). Meanwhile (3) is dead so (1) gets stuck in a love triangle with (13) and (7) before stealing (4)'s car and trying to commit suicide. (5) tries to stop him/her but (1) doesn't listen and tries to drive off a cliff next to (12)'s house. (1) takes a wrong turn and drives through a prison, killing (10), (14) and (9) in the accident. (2) cries and tries to kill (1) but (12) stops him/her and punches them both in the face for being such idiots. (15) and (8) randomly decide to join in the fight and beat up (12). (11) arrests them all and they live happily ever after. Brambleclaw and Leopardstar are on a lovely honeymoon when they are interrupted by Hawkfrost bruning down their house. Darkstripe arrests Ivypool for the crime and puts him/her in a cell with Mosskit. Meanwhile Brambleclaw is dead so Leopardstar gets stuck in a love triangle with Thrushpelt and Runningwind before stealing Tigerstar's car and trying to commit suicide. Nightcloud tries to stop him/her but Leopardstar doesn't listen and tries to drive off a cliff next to Mousefur's house. Leopardstar takes a wrong turn and drives through a prision, killing Ivypool, Mosskit, and Brokenstar in the accident. Lionheart cries and tries to kill Leopardstar but Mousefur stops him/her and punches them both in the face for being such idiots. Mapleshade and Lionblaze randomly decide to join in the fight and beat up Mousefur. Darkstripe arrests them and they all live happily ever after. 9. What would be the title for this? Leopardstar Gone Mad 10. What would the geners be? Humor/Romance I'm a TOM, so I must be either a snob or a great fighter. I'm a SHE-CAT, so I must have kits and be a sassy little huntress. I'm in WindClan, so I must be a jerk or really weak. I'm in ShadowClan, so I must be mean and diobey the warrior code. I'm in RiverClan, so I must be proud and fat. I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be either perfect or be in a prophecy. I'm in a forbidden love, so it must end badly. I am outside a clan,so I must be a missguided fool. I'm a kit, so I must be obsessed with play-fights and not like being fussed over. I'm in ThunderClan, so I must be part kittypet,and/or love having a clan overrun with kittypets . I'm an elder, so I must be cranky. I don't have a mate, so I must be shipped. I am a part of the Tribe of Rushing Water,so I must be weak and need the clan's help for everything. I hate kittypets in the clans,so I must be a evil hater and not have a life . I'm friends with another cat of the opposite gender, so I must be in love with them. I'm a queen, so I must lose all personality. I've been around for more then one series, so I must become a Mary-Sue. I am a medicine cat with kits,so the kits must be messed up. BOLD The Ones That Are You, and UNBOLD The Ones That Aren't You 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out If you've ever threatened your computer, copy-and-paste this on your profile. ^^For note above I yelled, "You better work or I'll spill something on you!" What is your name? STALKERS!!! Who is your faviorte character? LIONBLAZE, HE'S A CHUCK NORIS IN CAT-FORM! What clan would you be in? ShadowClan, yeah their evil, they got flaws. ThunderClan are too perfect, RiverClan too fat, and WindClan too weak. What character can you relate to the most? Oddly enough... Squirrelflight Whats your favorite scene from the books? The GIGANTIC battle between all the Clans, and the entire journey. Favorite chapter from the books? Um...Every single one? Whats your favorite book? Every single one. Which character do you hate the most? Firestar. Favorite Dark Forest cat? Tigerstar AND Hawkfrost!!! Favorite Starclan cat? Thrushpelt and Lionheart... *I miss them* Favorite cat of each clan? Lionblaze for ThunderClan, Tawnypelt for ShadowClan, Breezepelt from WindClan, and Leopardstar for RiverClan What's your favorite book line? More like lines- Toadfoot:I promise I wont tell any cat what I saw. Hollyleaf: Can we trust him? Jaypaw: It's trust him or kill him.I don't know about you, but I didn't go through all this to start killing Shadowclan cats. ~Warriors Long Shadows- Are you obsessed with Warriors? YES AND PROUD OF IT! Could You Prove That Statement In Court? ARE YOU KIDDING? ASK ME ANYTHING, AND I WILL ANSWER IT CORRECTLY! 2nd Fav Thunderclan cat? IVYPOOL *THE WARRIOR* 3rd? Hollyleaf Territory? Forest. Dark pine trees and thick oaks. Clan? ShadowClan and partly ThunderClan. Prey? Squirrel Place? Uh- the cave with the Tribe of Rushing Water. Sounds cool. Favorite pairing? LionXCinder! A PAIR MADE BY STARCLAN! JayXCinder or LionXCinder? LionXCinder FireXSand or FireXSpotted? FireXSand all the way! HollyXMouse or HollyXBreeze? HollyXBreeze, even though they are half-siblings. SquirrelXBramble or SquirrelXAsh? SquirrelXBramble! ALL THE WAY! What would you look like? I have a mixed thing. Remember- PART THUNDER AND PART SHADOW. My ShadowClan cat, Blazefire- a black she-cat with flame-colored patches and bright green eyes My ThunderClan cat, Flashheart- a flame-colored she-cat with a white underbelly and blue eyes What would be your leader's name? Flashstar Your deputy's name? Foxtooth Mate's name? Wolfleap Kit's names? Lynxkit, Dawnkit, Hollykit, and Blazekit The traitor in your Clan's name? Blackstream Your medicine cat's name? Bluefeather ~I think all of these chefs failed terribly today. They needed ketchup on all of their dishes!~ You Know You're a Warriors Fan When. . . (From Brambleshadow 's profile) 1. You say "moons" instead of "months." (I think it, not say it) 2. You wonder what mouse tastes like. (Yes!) 3. You're in love with Jayfeather (or any other awesome cat!). (I so agree!) 4. You want to follow a shooting star. (I've always wanted to!) 5. You're scared of clouds covering the moon. (Yeah...) 6. You say "fox/mouse-dung" instead of "crap." (Sadly, no.) 7. You hate it when others are on your territory. (No.) 8. You want your own forbidden love. (YES!) 9. You talk constantly to yourself about how a certain tabby "aunt" is actually a "mom." (Yes...) 10. You knew all along that Squirrelflight was not mother material. (I had my suspicions) 11. You're scared of running across a road. (Not really...) 12.You think Lionblaze will be evil. (doesn't apply to me) 13. You think Hollyleaf will be evil. (HELL NO) 14. You think Jayfeather is a god. (You reliaze that a blind cat in the Wild would die?) 15. You desperately want Tigerstar to come back to life so he can die nine more times. (No...) 16. Repeat 15. (No...) 17. Repeat 16. (No...) 18. You're afraid of crippling your leg. (Always been...but more now than ever!) 19. You make up pairings for fun. (YES! That is so my forte'!) 20. You grow out your "claws." (Yeah, but tacks and other sharp objects work better) 21. You think that all people who act suspicously are reincarnations of ShadowClanners. (I take offense.) 22. You either hate Crowfeather, love him, or have a love/hate relationship with him. (*strangles the mangy black tom* This answer your question?) 23. You think ruling the forest would be awesome. (Yup!) 24. You never stop to think what you would do after you took over the forest. (No. I'm fairly normal.) 25. You love Ashfur. (NO) 26. You hate Ashfur. (there ya go) 27. You think that Twolegs riding horses is mouse-brained. (Nope!) 28. You would love to be able to tease everyone in ThunderClan becuase you know all their weaknesses. (*giggles* Yeah...) 29. You think Ferncloud will explode in T-minus two moons (thats how long a cat's pregnant) (Yeah. Hell yeah, she frickin' has a MILLION kits) 31. You're scared to go in the garage because you think there are monsters in there. (NO) What comes to mind when you hear "Firestar?" Orange What comes to mind when you hear "Tigerstar?" Dark What comes to mind when you hear "Lionblaze?" Gold What comes to mind when you hear "Jayfeather?" Blind What comes to mind when you hear "Hollyleaf?" Black What comes to mind when you hear "Dovewing?" Perfect What comes to mind when you hear "Ivypool?" Strong ~An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.~ ~Real men DON'T sparkle.~ "I'm a freaking explosive force waiting to happen upon your face." - Toby Turner ""All right, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!" -Cave Johnson "YES! I knew they could fly- I'm right about everything!" -Napleon Dynamite "I accept." -Pedro "Ah, that'll be nice. You and me and Haymich. Very cozy. Picinics, birthdays, long winter nights around the fire retelling Hunger Games tales." -Peeta, to Katniss (Hunger Games) "Thanks a lot, river spirits. Fat lot of good you are. Can't you do something useful, like send a fish to my paws?" -Toklo to the river (Seekers series) "I don't believe you." "Peace. I am your friend." -Ujurak to Toklo (Seekers series) Calling me FAKE won't make you REAL, Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART, Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG, Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY, Calling me POOR won't make you RICH, Calling me FAT won't make you PERFECT, Calling me UNCOOL won't make you COOL, So why bother? ...JUST KEEP SWIMMING, JUST KEEP SWIMMING, HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAA! NOTE: Does this thing ever run outta space? I'm morning for the loss of my lines... :( PM me and we can cry together... THE LINES DID NOT NEED TO DIE! Flash is out, PEACE!!! |
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