Name:Like I'm going to tell you, same for anything which links me to RL

Gender:Female

Age:29

Warning:Often rude, so don't know how long I'm going to be able to keep this account, before beeing banned. Also I tend to review more often than not if I don't like something, which I really should work on, because it's really not fair and someone might get the idea I'm just hating everything, which I don't. I promise to work on the positive reviews! There might also be a couple of language mistakes, with me beeing german and having no reason to speak english in RL, sorry for the future errors.

So, I finally decided to make an account just for reviewing, because some people had anonymous revies blocked, so there. I might edit this profile in time, but for now there won't be much here.

Just a little warning about stuff that tend to bring me to strongly voice my opinion: (I shouldn't need to say that dyslexic people are excluded from some of those, right? Right.)

Bad language skills/grammar (Honestly people, doesn't it make you ashamed if I pick glaringly obvious errors from someone who's living in a country where English is the main language while I'm out of school for over 10 years?)

People who write fanfics about books and then spell the names of even the main characters wrong. (how can you even call yourself a fan?)

Doublestandards (and this will most likely be the issue for people to send me hate-mails) and the fact that some people here seem to think fanfiction is the free place to bash Males. And I should probably clarify this: If the girls/women in your fics walk around slapping males for acting dumb or cussing or just beeing plain distracted, I so won't be your friend. Neither will I if you think that's ok and shouldn't get a comeback. I should probably a bit clearer on this: I'm not pro violence or domestic abuse, but if someone is willing to slap a person, he deserves a slapping comeback, no matter if male or female. The point is not the injury, it's the fact that you slapped someone that irks me, especially since some women think it's ok to slap a man, because he won't hit back. So, if someones writes a fic where she (as I'm talking about a specific issue here) thinks it's ok to use your writing to turn your story in a world where everyone cowers before women (and I have seen this many times, where some Character who is strong and capable suddenly finds himself bodily afraid of the women/girls in his life, even his close friends - see Harry Potter) I won't be your friend either. What you're doing has nothing to do with equality, and everything with putting males in the place women were for far too long, in short, it's revenge.

People who think it's ok to hit men in the balls and scream bloody murder if someone dares to say even one bad thing about women.

People who try to force things down the reader throat: Fandoms suddenly beeing in a different country with or without reason, people who write "You should listen to this or that song" while reading their story. Look, I don't care what music you're listening to, but stop pestering others with it. Not everyone likes the things you do and doing stuff like that makes it sometimes impossible to read something, especially since the music is often either Rap/Hiphop or Rock/Metal, which we all know are genres who either click with people or are hated. In most cases. Characters who at least in each chapter listen to this band or that band (same as the genre issue).

So, wrote a bit more than I expected, but some things really get me talking/writing, but I will stop for now. I don't accept this to be liked or even me to be liked, since Fanfiction (especially slash) is heavily women dominated and beeing pro male and often disliking the women in my life won't make me popular here. But hey, there's my email, so you don't like something I say? Just flip out and send me some hate, I promise I won't combust!