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 Author has written 2 stories for Merlin. Hello! You're probably here because you read one of my stories, so it's likely you're just as dirty as me. We should be friends. Find me on ao3 and tumblr under the same name. I like magic and books. My hair is blue and I rock some piercings and tattoos. I'm an Aries, a Hufflepuff, and I like long walks in the woods. Pronouns are whatever and you can call me Hawke, Nova, Sydney, Emrys or Blue. I write mostly porny stories mixed with romance and humor, occasionally with an actual plot. I'll post any info about stories I'm writing here so the works themselves don't get clogged with headers and footnotes. Forgive me if it's a bit messy, it's also here for my own reference. Assassin's Creed Crossovers Merlin/Harry Potter We're Not In Camelot Anymore: Not yet startedDragon Age Irony: Not yet started Harry Potter Think Of A Wonderful Thought: Not yet started Lord of the Rings Merlin Partners In Crime: In-Progress A Merlin and Gwaine causing mayhem and having sex kind of series featuring a few different ships including Merlin/Gwaine, Merlin/Arthur, Merlin/Mordred, Gwaine/Percival, Merlin/Will and likely more. Knights of the Tavern Table: Complete Arthur's Number: Not yet started No Underclothes: Not yet started The Neckerchief: Not yet started We Need A Physician: Complete Lightning: Not yet started Wrong Name: Not yet started Caught: Not yet started Wingman: Not yet started Untitled Merlin/Mordred: Not yet started Untitled Gwaine/Percival: Not yet startedSherlock Star Trek Star Wars Supernatural First Kiss: Not yet started |
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Stars Fade by totallybursar reviews
Shepard knows that destroying the Reapers will kill her. Trouble is, she's never been good at dying. The explosion of dark energy from the Crucible thrusts Shepard into a totally different universe. Post ME3 ending, DA2 Act 2 beginning. Please note that this is not a FemShep/F!Hawke fic. THIS STORY HAS RECENTLY BEEN EDITED TO ALIGN WITH GAME CANON REVEALED IN DA:I
Crossover - Mass Effect & Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 40 - Words: 208,216 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 2,445 - Follows: 2,781 - Updated: 6/5/2017 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Shepard (F), Varric T., Hawke (F)
A King's Confession by TheChronicLiar reviews
"Alright. Go for it. Just please, don't start with 'how did I fall for an idiot like you' cause that doesn't help your case. Doesn't help anyone's case when they do that." Arthur glared at him. "How did I fall for an idiot like you?" "You're already beginning with a lousy start, just so you know."
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
One More Day by M.E. Vaughan reviews
A set of drabbles/chapter set after 'Just for Today'. Rufus and Zachary use sex to blow of steam, but as their relationships continues, both quickly become aware that amidst the physical side of their encounters, something much more tender is beginning grow...And neither are sure they're ready for that. Fluff, Smut & Drama. M/M Pure Merchary, with side-pairings. Set Pre-book.
Harmatia Cycle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2015 - A. Zachary, Rufus M.
Just for Today by M.E. Vaughan reviews
Pre-SoT. When Rufus finally breaks down, Zachary finds himself in the awkward position of comforter...But as the situation escalates, Zachary is forced to re-examine just how far he is willing to go, as it becomes clear the comfort Rufus craves might just be more than Zachary can provide...Merchary. Smut. MalexMale. Rated for sexiness & language.
Harmatia Cycle - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,106 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2015
The unlikely roommates by AmyNY reviews
One small apartment and two very independent, stubborn people forced to share it. Sometimes you find comfort in unlikeliest of places. Mergana. Post s5.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,723 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/8/2014 - [Merlin, Morgana] - Complete
talk talk talk by Le Penguin reviews
Armin is very, very good at dirty talk. Eren is very, very not. (Eren/Armin)
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/24/2013 - [Eren Y., Armin A.] - Complete
Aesculapius Hypnoticus by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Harry Potter x Draco Malfoy. Friendship, Pre-slashy, One-shot. Potter smacked his hand and Draco knew – always knew – that Potter and he had such a fierce rivalry going on because they both loved the challenge, the competition. And it was strange to know that it could have been something friendly…like this now. Yes it was nearly always exciting, he thought, but this…this was fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,132 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Key in the Kingdom by Morena Evensong reviews
It had been a perfectly ordinary day. And then he met her." Spoilers for all of season 1 and now the first half of season 2. Please read epilogue warning!
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Merlin - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,516 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Dawn S., Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Idiot by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Naruto x Sasuke, Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime and language. "Well, you know," Sasuke began moving his hands to say what he couldn't, saw the motions he was making and stilled them immediately. "Naruto on his back and...I, well, on top. Him. You know..?"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 27 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Bleeding Effect of Passion by Mass Effecting Your Pants reviews
Ezio x Leonardo, Desmond x Shaun. Romance, Humour. Rated for sexytime situations. "You know, you're not quite as intolerable as I initially thought, and if you weren't averse to repeating this with say, no clothes for example, or in a bed, though the wall is good, I would be open to such a suggestion..."
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,577 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
A Slayer in Camelot by Lear's Daughter reviews
Buffy's first thought upon waking was: "Why is Giles wearing chainmail?" Buffy's dive off Glory's tower takes her somewhere she never expected.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,081 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Buffy S., Uther - Complete
How Arthur Found Out by Morena Evensong reviews
When Arthur opened the door to his manservant's room, he certainly wasn't expecting to find what he did. Only slight spoilers up to episode 4. One-shot
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
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The Knights of the Tavern Table reviews
King Arthur, his knights and his servant Merlin have just returned from a lengthy quest and decided they deserve to enjoy some drinks at the tavern. While playing a game they discover a few things about each other they never expected. Set after 5x11 but before Diamond of the Day. Merthur, heavily mentioned MerGwaine, Gwaine/Percival, past Merdred. Partners In Crime series part 1
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,106 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 2/4/2016 - [Arthur, Merlin] Leon, Gwaine - Complete
We Need A Physician reviews
Merlin has to explain to Gaius that he got a butt plug stuck in Gwaine's ass. Part of the Partners In Crime series. M just in case, no real nsfw stuff.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2016 - [Merlin, Gwaine] Gaius - Complete