Hello there! I'm Pirate of Yaoi, or Yaoi Pirate, as it were. It's a pleasure to meet ya! -Bows.- Now, here's the boring part about me and yadda yadda yadda.

Pirate of Yaoi: The Person Behind the Keyboard

Name: Samantha. I go by Sami.
Age: Eighteen.
Gender: Female.
Race: Alien. -Wink.-

Pirate of Yaoi's Favorites!
(No particular order.
Bold are my OTP's for the series.)

Anime and Manga
-Yu-Gi-Oh MarikMalik
-Yu Yu Hakusho HieiKurama
-Naruto KakashiIruka
-Tenchi (all of them) --
-Fate Stay Night --
-Yami no Matsuei MurakiTsuzuki
-Fruits Basket HaruKyo
-Kamikaze --
-FAKE DeeRyo
-Gravitation YukiShuichi
-Yellow GohTaki
-Crescent Moon --
-Faeries' Landing --
-Hands Off!
-Gundam Wing HeeroDuo
-Inuyasha SesshoumaruInuyasha (Yeah, incest, bite me)
-Sailor Moon
-CLAMP
-D.Gray-Man KandaAllenLavi
-Deathnote RaitoL
-DragonBall Z TrunksGohan
-Legal Drug
-Loveless SoubiRitsuka
-Fairy Tail
-Fushigi Yugi (And Genbu Kaiden) HotohoriNuriko
-Monochrome Factor

Books
-Harry Potter DracoHarry
-Greek Mythology
-Outsiders
-Christine Feehan
-Da Vinci Code
-Twilight Series
-Host

Cartoons
-Fairly OddParents
-Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
-Family Guy
-Futurama
-Powerpuff Girls
-Teen Titans RobinBeastBoy

Comics
-Calvin & Hobbes

Games
-Resident Evil LeonKrauser (RE4)
-Samurai Warriors
-Silent Hill
-Soul Calibur
-Dead or Alive
-Dungeon Keeper
-Dynasty Warriors
-Final Fantasy VII, IX, X, X-2 VII: SephCloud, IX: AmarantZidane, X: WakkaTidus, X-2: --
-Zelda DarkLinkxLink and ShiekLink (SHIEK=MALE, DAMMIT!)
-Kingdom Hearts I, II I: RikuSora, II: AxelRoxas

Movies
-Batman: The Dark Knight JokerBatmanHarvey
-Kung-Fu Panda ShifuTai-Lung
-Hancock
-Wall-E
-Pirates of the Caribbean JackWill
-Phantom of the Opera (2004) ErikRaoul
-300
-The Grudge
-Dude, Where's My Car?
-Good Luck Chuck
-Employee of the Month
-Madea's Family Reunion
-Silent Hill
-Resident Evil (Genesis and Apocalypse) A: CarlosNicolai
-Secret Window
-Nightmare Before Christmas
-Corpse Bride
-From Hell
-Edward Scissorhands
-13 Ghosts
-A Knight's Tale
-Saw
-Seven
-Chicago!
-Coyote Ugly
-Lion King
-Little Mermaid
-Sweeney Todd
-Madagascar
-Mr. & Mrs. Smith
-Faculty
-Fantastic Four
-Fast and the Furious
-National Treasure (First one only)
-Matrix (First)
-Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children RudeReno

TV
-House, M.D. HouseChase
-In Plain Sight
-Law and Order
-Law and Order: Criminal Intent
-Law and Order: Special Victims Unit (YAY STABLER!) StablerFin
-Mythbusters
-Deadliest Catch
-It Takes a Thief
-Dirty Jobs

Miscellaneous
-Wicked
-Cats

People (I may be murdering the spelling here, and I apologize if I am)
-Dane Cook
-Johnny Depp
-Orlando Bloom
-Heath Ledger
-Christopher Meloni
-Pablo Fransisco
-Hugh Laurie
-Keanu Reeves
-Jesse Spencer
-Mike Rowe
-Vin Diesel
-Nicholas Cage
-Benjamin Bratt
-Brad Pitt
-Morgan Freeman
-Jim Carey
-Jim Gaffigan
-Tyler Perry
-Gerard Butler
-George Clooney
-Aaron Eckhart
-Gary Oldman

Fun Facts

-I love Batman. Anyone who thinks that Superman or Spiderman are better deserves to die. Everyone knows Batman is better. I've seen the Dark Knight and I loved it. Never diss the Dark Knight. (R.I.P. Heath Ledger. How I loved thee.)
-I hate Charmed and all soap operas. There's really not a point to them. Stop whining and complaining, and just STFU!
-I am bi, and I love yaoi. Obviously, hence my name. I don't write het stories. Sorry.
-Anyone who flames my story will eat cannon. Just a warning.

That's it for now!

-Pirate of Yaoi