Dear Readers (not many of you),

Audilee and Carrie have died.

Epically.

Just kidding!!

The thing is, school started. And Carrie's brain was like, "I'm-ma disappear now... so... HAVE FUN WITHOUT ME! BYE AUDI!!"

o_O

And then Audi was like, "Oookay...?"

And so came their departure.

Audilee no longer writes here either. Not without Carrie. She refuses.

So now Audi has her single account and a lot less things to do. HA.

Carrie might eventually (when she gets those slips of paper folded, DAMN IT!) get a fictionpress.com account.

We are extremely soooooooorry for this inconvenience to you. Not that there were very many of you reading our junk anyway.

Sincerely! Miss Marie Doerfer (bye-bye) and jesus-of-suburbia2o2o (Toodle eeew.)

Bye.