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I'm Grimdark girl and you people must be wondering 'WHAT IS GRIMDARK?!?!' well its like horror in a way, heres the definition "Grimdark is when there is so little hope, so much unrelenting grim darkness that it almost (or does) feel ridiculous." Get it OK

I Like My Little Pony so I must Be Manly

I am Pale so i must be a Vampire

i was born in a small province in the mountains of norway and raised by super-chic jellyfish. i'm interested in Ponies. My favorite hobby is gossiping about water buffalo.

i'm a white girl with green eyes, and likes to say SHIT?!.

My biggest fear is that I'm so intense that people will walk away from me.

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With all due respect to Michael Jackson! This is just a i found on the internet.)
You-"I know what they did with MJ's body!!"
Friend-"What what?"
You-"Well, since his body was 98% plastic, they had him melted down. Dyes and some other weird ingredients were mixed in. He was shaped into legos and sold in a WalMart. This was in his will. Why? He was a great man. He wanted to give back to the children, and let them play with him rather than he play with them for a change."

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1.You have 10 dollars and need to buy snacks at a gas station. What do you buy?

Stuff,That wasn't hard at all

2. If you were reincarnated as a sea creature, what would you would you be?

Fish

3. Who's your favorite redhead?

Well,I am a red head so i think i would be my favorite

4. What do you order when you're at IHOP?

Whats IHOP

5. Last book you read?

Rewritten, By HGSart

6. Describe your mood.

Umm Bloody, Is that a mood

7. Describe the last time you were injured?

Right now

8. Of all your friends, who would you want to be stuck in a well with?

Well, I would never get stuck in a well

9. Rock concert or symphony?

Rock Concert,

10. What is the wallpaper of your cell phone?

Well a Grass hopper

11. Favorite Soda?

I have to say, Root Beer

12. What type of shirt are you wearing?

A pink Shirt

13. If you could only use one form of transportation, what would it be?

MoterCycle

14. Most recent movie you have watched in theatres?

Hunger Games

15. Name an actor/actress/singer you have had the hots for:

No One

16. Whats your favorite kind of cake?

I Think, Chocolate

17. What did you have for dinner last night?

STEAK

18. Look to your left, what do you see?

Shawn

19. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off?

No

20. Favorite toy as a child?

My Little Pony's

21. Do you buy your own groceries?

I HAVE A MOM YOU KNOW

22. Do you think people talk about you behind your back?

Yes

23. Whens the last time you had gummy worms?

4 years ago

24. Whats your favorite fruit?

Grapes

25. Do you have a picture of yourself doing a cartwheel?

Nope

26. Do you like running long distances?

No

27. Have you ever eaten snow?

Its yummy

28. What color are your bedsheets?

Blue Zebra print

29. Whats your favorite flower?

Black Roses

30. Do you do ballet?

I did

31. Do you listen to classical music?

Yes when i drive with my dad

32. What is the 1st TV Theme song that pops in your head?

My Little Pony

33. Do you watch Spongebob?

Nope

34. What temperature is it outside right now?

Rainy

35. Do people consider you smart?

36. How many piercings do you have?

One pair

37. Are you signed on AIM?

What

38. Have you ever tried gluing your fingers together?

Ohh Yay

39. How do you feel about your family?

Their fun

40. Do you have an iPod?

Yes

41. What time do you go to bed?

9:30

42. What CD is currently in your CD player?

I'll Tell you Jackle App befriends Mic The Microphone - One Trick Pony, or Super Ponybeat - Luna (DREAM MODE)

43. What movie do you know every line to?

None

44. What is your favorite salad dressing?

Ranch and my moms dressing

45. What do you want for Christmas this year?

A Pony

46. What family member/friend lives the farthest from you? Where?

People

47. Do you like hugs?

I Guess

48. Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?

Chiz

49. What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name?

My Name, Its GRIMDARK CHICK NOT GRIDMARK CHICK

50. Last person you hugged?

My Mom

I like food...Problem