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 If this is fate count me out ~Ron Pope "Cinnamon" Hello, peeps! Xizi here. Welcome to my profile! Obviously. Name: Xizi Gender: Female Location: This one place on this one planet in this one universe XD About Me: I'm just a normal girl out there. I love to review all stories, so PM me if you want me to read yours. I'm best at Kingdom Hearts stories, but I'll be happy to read others :). Umm... My favorite genre is Romance and Drama, and I mostly read Kingdom Hearts stories. My favorite pairings include Akuroku, Zemyx and SoKai. Aaaannndd... well gosh! I don't know =P Hobbies: Music, Art, and Dance. I've played music for a combined nine years, danced for twelve, and draw on the side. I'm not good, but it's more for fun anyway. I also love to read, and when I'm in the mood, write. What can I say- I'm one with the arts. Favorite Color: Rose- so pretty! Favorite Song: "Cinnamon" by Ron Pope. It's beautiful, sad, and lovely. You should listen to it. Now. :D Other: Xizi is my own personal character that may or may not be used in a future story. THAT MEANS SHE BELONGS TO ME, YA HEAR?? Thank you for understanding that and NOT STEALING. Since you're so nice about following those simple little details, I'll give ya'll a description! She is the Nobody of Izi, and has short, blond hair with with long side bangs that cover one eye. She has dark blue eyes, and she isn't in the Organization- she wanders, alone. She has met her Somebody, Izi, but then watched her die from a drive by shooting. She has control over toxins, and wears a ring on her finger with a small knife on it, filled with an extremely deadly poison. She is dangerous and lonely, but also kind and cares for the people she loves. A Reminder to Myself: Check your work carefullly to sede if you need to correct anything. Oh, how I hate you irony. (I actually did do that on my first try) QUOTE OF THE DAY: I woke up and I was feeling like, "You know, I think I'm going to be an alien today."- Caitlin Kinney, So You Think You Can Dance Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I karate chopped April--I licked May--I jumped on June--I smelled July--I did the Macarena with August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1--a birdbath 2--a monster 3--a phone 4--a fork 5--a snowman 6--a gangster 7--my mobile phone 8--my dog 9--my best friends' boyfriend 10--my neighbor 11--my science teacher 12--a banana 13--a fireman 14--a stuffed animal 15--a goat 16--a pickle 17--your mom 18--a spoon 19--a smurf 20--a baseball bat 21--a ninja 22--Chuck Norris 23--a noodle 24--a squirrel 25--a football player 26--my sister 27--my brother 28--an iPod 29--a surfer 30--a llama 31--A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing at this very moment: White--because I'm cool like that. Black--because that's how I roll. Pink--because I'm crazy. Red--because the voices told me to. Blue--because I'm sexy and I do what I want. Green--because I think I need some serious help. Purple--because I'm AWESOME! Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 Orange --because my family thinks I'm stupid Brown--because I can. Other--because I'm a Ninja! None--because I can't control myself! Now put it all together to create a hilarious sentence! THE 1990's (THIS IS NOT MINE, I FOUND IT ON SOMEONE'S PROFILE) If you're under the age of 11 or 12...you shouldn't even read this, Just because you were born in '97 doesn't mean you're a 90's kid. It's not like you could remember the original Simpsons. You're a 90's kid if: You remember watching: You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" You just cant resist finishing this . . . "Iiin west Philadelphia born and raised . . ." You remember: You remember when it was actually worth getting up early You remember reading "Goosebumps" You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not When everything was settled by: when kick ball was a daily activity. when we used to obey our parents You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time on a tape. You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular. You remember The Original Game Boy. You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny. You remember watching: You remember when Yo-Yos were cool. You remember watching: You remember Ring Pops. If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!" You remember boom boxes .vs. CD players. Making those little paper fortune cookie things, and then predicting your life with them. You played and/or collected "Pogs" :) You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere. one word. . . . . . . .trolls. Windows 95 was the best. You watched the original cartoons of All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand. You collected those Beanie Babies. The first Care Bears Lambchop's song never ended. Silver dollars, which were cool to have. Everyone watched the WB. If you even know what an original walkman is. You know the Macarena by heart. "Talk to the hand" . . . enough said You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace. You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground. Before the MySpace frenzy . . . When gas was 0.95 a gallon. Way back. BEFORE WE REALIZED ALL THIS WOULD EVENTUALLY DISAPPEAR...Your One and Only Wish 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? (April!) 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? (13!) 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--) THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate. 5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday 1. Your real name: Italy (yes, in reality, it is my friends call me that) 2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Xilyta 3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Itaizzle 4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Rose Fox 5. Your Soap Opera name (your middle name and the street you live on): Nicole Twofiftysecond (whoo numbered streets!) 6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Clait (haha) 7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Purple Soda 8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Marie Richard 9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Nutmeg If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have ever ran into a wall while looking at some one else and had them see you, copy this into your profile. Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 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If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. OMC-Since Edward is a perfect angel, and God created angels, and Carlisle created Edward, into a vampire, so God is Carlisle. that and every one of us woke up, saw Carlisle, and thought he was God. And God (CARLISLE) said "Let there be Edward," ... and it was good. ／l、 Yaaaay kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your Alexander the great had an infinite amount of arms. Alexander was a great general. Great generals are forewarned. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Four is an even number Four, is also, an odd number of arms to have The only number that is both even and odd is infinite. Therefore… Alexander the great had an infinite amount of arms. Alexander was a great general. Great generals are forewarned. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Four is an even number Four, is also, an odd number of arms to have The only number that is both even and odd is infinite. Therefore… Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more. (Friend or Money!) Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die. "When life gives you lemons, make grape soda and let the world wonder how you did it." "When life gives you lemons, hand them back and say 'make your own damn lemonade'." "Before you insult someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you do insult them you are a mile away and you have their shoes." "(Band teacher to farting kid) Now if only we could get the tubas to reach that pitch..." "Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense REFRIGERATOR!" "Caffeine first, saving the world later." "I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it." "Who ever said anything was possible never tried nailing jello to a tree." "Being pissed off is WAY better than being pissed on." "When you close the fridge, does the light really go off?" "Good morning, starshine, the earth says hello!" Suburbs are areas where they cut down trees and then name the streets after them. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? Strangers have the best candy. Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished! If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms. When the blind leadeth the blind, get out of the way. Keep smiling - it makes everyone wonder what you're up to. Never drink water - if it can rust iron, imagine what it can do to your stomach. There's always a light at the end of the tunnel...just hope it's NOT a train! I'm not littering... I'm donating to the earth. If it doesn't fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway. If you don’t like the way I drive, get off the sidewalk! Chaos, panic, pandemonium - my work here is done. DEAR IRS, Please cancel my subscription. G-d, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I had to kill because they annoyed me. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. A tree never hits an automobile except in self-defense. Buy one for the price of two and get the second one free! Did you know that dolphins are so intelligent that within only a few weeks of captivity, they can train Americans to stand at the very edge of the pool and throw them fish. How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. If the left side of your brain controls the right side of your body, then only left handed people are in their right mind. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. If you blow in a dog's face-he'll get mad at you, but take him for a ride in the car - the first thing he does is stick his head out of the window! Man is a peculiar creature. He spends a fortune making his home insect-proof and air-conditioned, and then eats in the Only in America do we have drive up ATM's with Braille on them. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'! The only ones who aren't grateful on Thanksgiving are turkeys. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door. Education is what you get from reading the small print. Experience is what you get from not reading it. It doesn't matter what temperature the room is. It's always room-temperature. Money may not buy happiness, but it sure makes misery much easier to live with. Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it. ALWAYS LATE but worth the wait. I'd have a photographic memory but it was never developed. I'm actually quite pleasant until I'm awake. If you're too open-minded your brains will fall out. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? If pro is the opposite of con, what's the opposite of progress? I never made a mistake in my life; at least, never one that I couldn’t explain away afterwards. It’s funny – the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting everyone else to shut up. Imagine how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness doesn’t know where to shop. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together. Death is inevitable; don't fear it; love it, embrace it, stare at while it confronts you then turn around and run away, screaming for daddy. "I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that paper up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit, I'm sorry! I thought paper would protect you, asshole." How to be annoying 1) Reply to everything someone says with "that’s what you think" 2) Make beeping noises when a large person backs up 3) Sing along at the opera 4) Finish all your sentences with "accordance to prophesy" 5) Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more. 6) Never make eye contact 7) Meow occasionally 8) Walk around with a cooler that say "human head" on the side 9) Say, (Insert name here), what is your name? 10) Announce in a crowded place, in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 11) Staple papers in the middle of the page. 12) Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise. 13) Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!" 14) Steal a large quantity of traffic cones and re-route entire streets. 15) Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's road maps. 16) Ask people what gender they are. 14 Annoying Things to do in a Movie Theatre 1) Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is. 2) Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head. 3) Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats. 4) Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show. 5) Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!" 6) Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off. 7) Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes. 8) Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones. 9) Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle. 10) Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes. 11) Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row. 12) Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling. 13) Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel. 14) Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming. In Honor of Stupid People In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.) On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap," (and that would be how??...) On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...) On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because??...) On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what)? On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious) On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?) On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Oh my...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. 15 THINGS TO MAKE UR PARENTS THINK UR INSANE!! 1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine 6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA" 7. Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!" 10. Do what they actually tell you. 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people. 13. At everything they say yell, Liar. 14. Try to swim in the floor. 15. Tap on their door all night. TOP TEN THINGS YOU'LL NEVER HEAR YOUR DAD SAY 10. Well, how 'bout that?... I'm lost! Looks like we'll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you're thirteen, you'll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won't that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude. ...I like that. 7. Here's a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend...you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don't know what's wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let's go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. And the number one thing you'll never hear a Dad say... 1. Father's Day? aahh -- don't worry about that --it's no big deal. (Okay, they might say it, but they don't mean it. :) 10 best excuses when you get caught falling asleep on your desk: 10. "They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 9. "This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in that time management course you sent me to." 8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the White-Out. You probably got here just in time!" 7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm." 6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance." 5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?" 4. "Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 3. "The coffee machine is broken..." 2. "Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot..." And the #1 best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk... 1. " ... in Jesus' name. Amen." -- The English Language-- There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. And while no one knows what is in a hotdog, you can be pretty sure it isn't canine. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. And why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce, and hammers don't ham? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth, beeth? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, two meese? Is cheese the plural of choose? One mouse, 2 mice. One louse, 2 lice. One house, 2 hice? If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught? If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? Why do people recite at a play, and play at a recital? Ship by truck or car and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell? Park on driveways and drive on parkways? How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites? How can the weather be hot as heck one day and cold as heck another? When a house burns up, it burns down. You fill in a form by filling it out and an alarm clock goes off by going on. You get in and out of a car, yet you get on and off a bus. When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible. And why, when I wind up my watch, I start it, but when I wind up this essay, I end it? English is a silly language ... it doesn't know if it is coming or going!! Relieving Stress in Class 1. Leave permanent markers by the dry-erase board. 2. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the professor says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 3. Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters "CHECK YOUR FLY". 4. Address the professor as "your Excellency". 5. When the professor turns on his laser pointer, scream "AAAGH! MY EYES!" 6. Relive your Junior High days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkboard erasers. 7. Sit in the front, sniff suspiciously, and ask the professor if he's been drinking. 8. Correct the professor at least ten times on the pronunciation of your name, even it's Smith. Claim that the ‘i’ is silent. 9. Sit in the front row reading the professor's graduate thesis and snickering. 10. Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask, "Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?" Become agitated when the professor can't understand you. 11. Wink at the professor every few minutes. 12. Every few minutes, take a sheet of notebook paper, write "Signup Sheet #5" at the top, and start passing it around the room. 13. Start a "wave" in a large lecture hall. 25 Fun Pool Activities 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met. 2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of almost drown today. 3) Ask people if they have seen your pet shark. 4) Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys. 5) Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim. 6) Hit strangers with your flutter board. 7) Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you. 8) Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, ''Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good...'' 9) Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move. 10) Swim near someone and go ''Shoot! I knew I shouldn't have had so much lemonade before I came here.'' 11) Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool. 12) Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!'' 13) Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board. 14) Laugh at fat people in swimsuits 15) Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool. 16) Ask a lifeguard if skinny-dipping is allowed. 17) Try to negotiate the price of getting in. 18) Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off. 19) When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount. 20) Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around. 21) Hit strangers with your wet towel. 22) Throw people's things into the pool. 23) Sing and dance on top of the diving board, then do a belly-flop as your grand-finale. 24) Play Marco-Polo by yourself. 25) Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately. Congratulations! You have won the awesome prize of making it to the bottom of my profile. For making this awesome amazing stupendous achievement, you get cheese. But fear not! It's TOP shelf cheese, so it's alllll good! |
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