Jubjubbird7
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Poll: In Penguins of Madagascar, there are several times where characters returns. Do you think that Blowhole should return a 3rd time, with Rhonda and Hans, and team up with the Red Squirrel? Vote Now!
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Joined 09-14-11, id: 3255028, Profile Updated: 08-14-12
Author has written 3 stories for Rugrats/All Grown Up!, Fable, and My Little Pony.

Hello people of earth!

Name: Jubjubbird7. I'm fine with J, JB, or JB7.

Birthday: Sometime in April. I like to leave things a mystery... ooo-eee-oooh!

Gender: Male. Although, why do people need to know? What ever happened to ambiguity?

Age: 13. Same question as with gender.

Favorite Shows: Penguins of Madagascar, Spongebob Squarepants, House of Anubis, H2O: Just Add Water & Mako: Island of Secrets/Mako Mermaids/Secret of Mako Island. (Seriously, why do they have to change the title 3 times? I like #2.)

BTW, why do so many people hate on others just because they watch cartoons? I'm pretty sure that those bullies might have watched the Wiggles and Blue's Clues on tv when they were little. And most of the shows they're hating on are like the best ever created! Like Spongebob, I heard that Barack Obama liked that show (I am 13, so I do not choose presidencies, because to me... I kinda don't care.) very much. Even better, some people have been inspired by characters in POM to try things they never thought they could succeed in, but did anyway! So to all of the haters out there, you're no better than the kids being bullied. You probably still watch the shows they do and you just don't want anybody to find out because popularity is too important to care about their feelings.

Things To Say Trip Up/Creep Out A Bully:

Bully: Hey, fish-face! Nice trout lips!

Kid: At least I'll be a better trombone and trumpet player than you.

Bully: Hey, tell your mom I'll see her tonight at your place!

Kid: My place, huh? Not sure, I'm running out space for the bodies... Don't mess with mah mamah!

Bully: Nerd! You've got to do some of my English homework for me!

Kid: QoS jIH laH ghobe' jatlh lIj Hol (Klingon for "Sorry, I can not understand your language.")

Month One

Mommy

I am only eight inches long

but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Everytime I hear it

I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heartbeat

is my favorite lullaby.

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Month Two

Mommy

today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me

You could definetly tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It's so warm and nice in here.

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Month Three

You know what Mommy?

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too

and I cry with you even though

you cant hear me.

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Month Four

Mommy

My hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine

but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can curl my head and curl my fingers and toes

and stretch my arms and legs

I am becoming quite good at it too.

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Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, whats abortion?

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Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I dont like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy, what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop!

I cant get away from it!

Mommy! HELP ME!

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Month Seven

Mommy

I am OK.

I am in Jesus' arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Mommy, why didnt you want me?

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Every abortion is just...

One more heart that was stopped

Two more eyes that will never see

Two more hands that will never touch

Two more legs that will never run

One more mouth that will never speak.

Abortion is wrong. People are here on earth for a reason, and some crazy mothers dont want their babies.

If you are against abortion copy and paste!!

(I got this from Dr. Blowholeluv)

The Strange Case of Kowalski and Black by jackandjill2 reviews
Based on the musical, "Jekyll and Hyde". Kowalski truly has good intentions, but sometimes even the best of us can be misled when faced with boundless opportunity, like he has...
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: T - English - Crime/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,023 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kowalski - Complete
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Discord's Pet reviews
A little class project I had to do. In this one-shot, my favorite character in all of MLP (Discord) tries to make himself a new pet to play with.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 413 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Complete
Life of A Chest(y)
Follow the golden trail through the past life of our Super Best Friend, the sorrow, happiness, and the in-between that led young Myrtle to become the sociopathic chest (or is she?) chest we have come to know, as well as how she came to reside in Sunset House.
Fable - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Published: 2/26/2014
The Rugrats Theory reviews
My first story! This is based on the Rugrats Theory Creepypasta story and the song. Angelica starts remembering her mother and imagines her friends. Nickelodeon owns Rugrats/All Grown Up!, not me. I also do not own Creepypasta. I suck at summaries.
Rugrats/All Grown Up! - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Angelica P. - Complete