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 Author has written 26 stories for Dynasty Warriors, Warriors Orochi, Vocaloid, and Hokuto No Ken. Just your average gamer. Real Name: Jessie Tricia From: Surabaya, Indonesia. Favorite games include: Dynasty Warriors, Warriors Orochi, Shin Megami Tensei series, Final Fantasy, etc. Is more towards Humor/Parody. I support a few yaoi ships, though I don't like reading a lot of yaoi fics because they're usually gross, in my opinion. I may create a few yaoi fics myself, though for the most of the time the characters' relationships in the fics are platonic. I don't like creating OCs, though sometimes I create a bunch of them for narrative purposes. List of OCs: Ace: Usually appears in my Humor/Parody fics. Fictional representation of DW producer Akihiro Suzuki. A mysterious gentleman who seems to like involving many DW characters onto his schemes, mostly for his own amusement. Narrator: AKA the one who narrates every story. Effectively an author's avatar. In Humor/Parody fics, a slave to Ace who acts as 'the heavy' for his various schemes, and is mostly not happy about it. Jia Wuyong: ONLY appears at chapter 15 of Jia Xu Answers Letters. Originally named Zui Wuyong. Note: I literally used the words 'drunk' and 'useless' in Chinese to create his name. Read to see why. Hohoho... |
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Hanbei's Cause by Chibiscuit
In which Hanbei recruits Jia Xu for his cause. To make everyone smile. JiaMori one-shot.
Warriors Orochi - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2016 - [Jia Xu, Motonari M.] Hanbei T.
Tears in a Glass by WritingLevel-Meh reviews
In the modern day, Jia Xu works as a janitor in a school and is paid a miserable amount of money that just about satisfies his basic needs. However, what he didn't expect that a certain bartender would also become a basic need. But can Jia Xu leave behind his pessimism towards the world and more fortunate people behind him? Guo Jia can only hope for it. Guo Jia/Jia Xu {Modern AU}
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2015
Without You by NaoQuitcher reviews
Cao Cao ingin Dong Zhuo dikembalikan... Fic romance pertama nih, kalau mau baca, saya akan sangat berterima kasih :') ((Genre tidak dimaksudkan untuk serius))
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Cao Cao, Dong Zhuo - Complete
Bic McPenlamperson by Bookjunk reviews
Beware: extremely snarky, because I'm not a FSoG fan. Ana wants to go out, Christian says she can't because of Bic McPenlamperson.
Fifty Shades Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,615 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/7/2013 - Christian G., Anastasia S., J. Taylor - Complete
Flirt by sassygayregent reviews
He was always flirting. Guo Jia/Jia Xu drabble.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Jia Xu, Guo Jia - Complete
Just for the record by Chibiscuit reviews
In which Motonari wants to confirm something. JiaMori Jia Xu/Motonari Mori
Warriors Orochi - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - [Motonari M., Jia Xu] - Complete
Acts of Kindness by sassygayregent reviews
She remembered him from the time spent under Dong Zhuo. He had been kind to her. She wanted to repay the favour. Jia Xu/Cai Wenji friendship.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Jia Xu, Cai Wenji
Parasite by Nan Ma reviews
Body horror. Orochi implants Cao Pi with parasites.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,750 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Cao Pi
Shiyuma Is A Family Man by hadaka reviews
But he'd rather be out killing Soviets.
Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 12/11/2009 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Sena K.
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Daily Life of the Mother Star reviews
Set in an AU where the apocalypse didn't happen and the Nanto Roku Seiken are roommates. Centered around Yuria. Shit happens. You know the deal.
Hokuto No Ken - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,020 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2018 - Published: 6/2/2018 - Yuria/Julia - Complete
Introduction to the Newcomers! reviews
As DW9 is getting closer to being released, the old cast get to finally meet the new playable friends who will join them! Some are excited, some are…..not. Mostly the latter.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,164 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/11/2018 - Published: 1/19/2018 - Complete
The Meaning of Trust reviews
After 26 years of service to the Cao family, Jia Xu's time is finally up. But before he goes, he wants to ask his Emperor Cao Pi to be sure of something. Jia Xu and Cao Pi friendship. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,173 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2017 - Cao Pi, Jia Xu - Complete
Cao Cao is Dead reviews
Cao Cao was suddenly found dead, and his right-hand man Xiahou Dun took over as Wei's new leader. Although his death appeared as an accident, some of his officers thought that it was something much more. Soon, many strange events are happening inside the palace, as they came closer to a sinister secret after which their lives would never be the same...
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,764 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 5/20/2017
My Dear Table-Senpai reviews
WARNING! Do not, DO NOT READ if you did not participate in the live chat of Masa Works Design's two livestreams on Youtube at June 7th 2017 (his art stream and game stream)! Again, DO NOT READ IF YOU'RE NOT A MASA FAN OR UNPREPARED TO READ SOME CRAZY, FUCKED-UP PRODUCT OF THE MINDS OF MASA FANDOM! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! (summary inside, putting this to prevent any mental trauma.)
Vocaloid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2017 - Complete
It Hurts reviews
"It hurts", she said. When the hatred growing from the everlasting pain she's endured for so long is unleashed at last, not even kindness will reach out to her anymore. Based on the Bacterial Contamination song. Oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2017 - Miku H. - Complete
All that is Lost reviews
After the night of celebrating the victory against Wu and Shu in Red Cliffs, the five strategists of Wei Guo Jia, Jia Xu, Xun Yu, Xu Shu and Sima Yi recovered from a terrible hangover. However, they later discovered that the world around them has turned into an endless desert while everybody else is gone! What actually happened?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/26/2017 - Published: 3/17/2017 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors Training Video reviews
So, you're a generic who wants to be a playable character in Dynasty Warriors? If so, fear not! For the DWTV is here to help you with all you need to be a (not necessarily loved) good (to Koei's standards) playable character! Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2017 - Complete
The Wenhe Chronicles reviews
A dramatized account of the incredible tale of the resourceful strategist Jia Xu. Based on a true story. Read: a bunch of various episodes on Jia Xu's life stringed together, retold through the mind of an immature, inept, and insane fangirl. You have been warned.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,501 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/10/2017 - Published: 2/10/2017 - Jia Xu - Complete
The Beautiful Xiahou reviews
Set in the modern AU. Xiahou Yuan is a single dad taking care of his young son. However, he just happens to have a really…peculiar neighbor right next to his house, Zhang He. But what happens when he starts to learn the hidden deths of said 'odd' behavior? Xiahou Yuan x Zhang He. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2017 - [Xiahou Yuan, Zhang He] - Complete
Bad Romance of the Three Kingdoms reviews
It just seems to be your normal day in the DW world, until a mysterious white mist appeared throughout the region. Following this is that suddenly the male characters start to turn gay for each other! While the remaining straight characters are trying to find a solution, the females start to have suspicious activities. What is actually going on?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,238 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2016 - Published: 11/19/2016 - Complete
To Become the Light to Each Other's Shadow
They are two very different people. One whose actions helped to cause many innocent deaths, and one of them who rised to avenge the deaths of their loved ones. By understanding each other through very different point of views is when they're able to support each other for a greater cause. Jia Xu and Wang Yi friendship. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,757 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/11/2016 - Jia Xu, Wang Yi - Complete
Immortal Bond reviews
An AU where a young Jia Xu gets to work as a babysitter to a little Guo Jia. Before he came to taste the horrors of this chaotic era, he once bonded with a certain little boy, whom later made him see the wonderful side of this world that he often came to ignore. Warning: subtle Guo Jia x Jia Xu at the end. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,642 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/5/2016 - Jia Xu, Guo Jia - Complete
A Search for True Love! reviews
One morning, chaos broke out throughout Wei! Cai Wenji got pregnant and the Wei officers accused one another as the father. However, the next day she got kidnapped, and the kidnapper left a letter to Cao Cao, Jia Xu, Guo Jia, Zhang Liao, Zhang He, Yu Jin, Yue Jin, Xun Yu and Xu Shu, saying that one of them is the father and her true love who can save her. Will they succeed?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,336 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/4/2016 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Complete
Temptation
He won't give in. He can't give in. He has the pride of the mighty dragon Mystic warrior and Yinglong knows it. No matter what the cost, he won't once again submit to the temptations of the fox demon seductress which cost him dearly in the past. Yinglong x Tamamo. Oneshot.
Warriors Orochi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2016 - Complete
Eagerness reviews
It's been several weeks since they started their relationship, and yet Jia Xu still looks like he doesn't give any real damn towards anything. Guo Jia is irritated at this, and decided to take Jia Xu in one adventure he surely won't forget in his lifetime…Guo Jia x Jia Xu. Yaoi, semi-lemon (?), don't like don't read. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2016 - [Jia Xu, Guo Jia] - Complete
Acceptance reviews
Nobody trusts him when he first entered Cao Cao's army, but Jia Xu doesn't care. He does his job and that is enough for him. Of course, he probably wouldn't expect the drunk playboy Guo Jia to show him that there are much more in the world to be happy about rather than decimating enemy numbers. Guo Jia x Jia Xu. Yaoi, don't like don't read. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/1/2016 - [Guo Jia, Jia Xu] - Complete
No Fanservice, No Profit! reviews
It seems to be basically your normal day in the wacky DW world, until a disaster happened! Suddenly, all pretty boys and pretty girls have disappeared off the face of earth without any trace! Will the rest of the cast be able to uncover the truth and save the world?
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 46,704 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/25/2016 - Published: 8/16/2016 - Complete
Jia Xu Answers Letters reviews
Just following the trend like everyone else. I use Jia Xu because he's my #1 favorite DW character. And don't worry, I'll stop when it's time to stop. Oops, I didn't mean to offend anyone when I said that. Well, that's it, I guess. 25 chapters and I'm done.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,370 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/21/2016 - Published: 7/19/2016 - Jia Xu - Complete
Yaoi is a wonderful thing reviews
The DW characters discovered yaoi...Oneshot
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Complete
Nasty Baozi reviews
A oneshot featuring a couple of DW characters in their modern day job DLC costumes. The food critic Dong Zhuo decided to pay a visit to his nemesis Yuan Shao's restaurant. Still holding a deep-seated grudge to his nemesis, Yuan Shao and his workers decided to give him one nasty surprise…
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2016 - Dong Zhuo, Yuan Shao - Complete
Morbid Fantasy reviews
What happens when you retell the classic fairytales with the DW characters and their corresponding Fantasy DLC costumes? LAST CHAPTER UPDATE
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,396 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/15/2016 - Published: 7/10/2016 - Complete
Dynasty Warriors Pickup Lines reviews
The mighty Chinese warriors of old get to show some of the lamest (or the greatest) pickup lines of all time! Oneshot
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,627 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2016 - Complete
The Wife of Cao Cao reviews
She's a kind woman and a perfect mother figure to everyone around her. She is also the wife of the mighty warlord Cao Cao. They love each other, a love that you might not expect from someone like Cao Cao. He never promised her anything, yet she promised that she would never sway from her loyalty towards him. First attempt at Romance. Oneshot.
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2016 - Cao Cao - Complete
Blast from the Past reviews
The classic DW characters are brought to be asked their opinion on their pre-DW6 appearance and their current appearance. Also, my first oneshot! Yay!
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2016 - Complete
Shin Sangoku Musou Blast Reunion reviews
The long-time generics of the DW series have finally gained their unique designs and potential to be playable in the future games! How will their close associates react to it? LAST CHAPTER UPDATE
Dynasty Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,531 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 6/29/2016 - Complete