![]() Author has written 8 stories for Naruto. ~I took the road less taken and now I don't know where the hell I am.~ First of all, I need to apologize for not updating anything in, a long fucking time. Well i'm here to tell you that i'm working on Wind Scattered and Burning Love. I'm also redoing one of my older stories and i'm going to publish that within the next month. Hopefully. Quotes "Those in the ninja world who break the rules and regulations are called filth, but those who don't care about their companions... are even lower than filth." -Uchiha Obito- "No, you don't get it. You think you get it, buy you don't get it. That's not the same as actually getting it, get it?" -Hatake Kakashi- "Sorry i'm late, I got lost on the road of life." -Hatake Kakashi- "Troublesome." -Nara Shikamaru- "Humans are the only animal who can have sex over the phone." -David Letterman- "I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." -Winston Churchill- "The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'." -Larry Hardiman- "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch." -Jack Nicholson- "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." -Albert Einstein- "Good taste and humour...are a contradiction in terms, like a chaste whore." -Malcolm Muggeridge- "Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range." -Scott Roeben- "Did you hear about the Scottish drag queen? He wore pants." -Lynn Lavne- "Homosexuality is god's way of insuring that the truly gifted aren't burdened with children." -Sam Austin- "You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'." -Chris Rock- "Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time..." -Robin Williams- "Candy Corn is the only candy in the history of America that's never been advertised. And there's a reason. All of the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911." -Lewis Black- "A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy." -Jerry Seinfield- "Death is just life's next big adventure." -J.K. Rowling- "Life and death are one thread, the same line viewed from different sides." -Lao Tzu- Random Things In some foreign country a priest, a lawyer and an engineer are about to be guillotined. The priest puts his head on the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens -- he declares that he's been saved by divine intervention-- so he's let go . The lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade, he claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he is set free too. They grab the engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem..." |
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