Funny letters from Harry Potter characters to FanFiction Writers responding to our crazy stories Dear FanFiction Writers, My name is not Zambini, learn to spell damn muggles! Sincerely, Blaise Zabini. Many more characters inside! [***23rd AUGUST NEW CHAPTER: JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY***]

It's Christmas and the Burrow, growth blooms in the wake of the great wizarding war. New life is on the horizon, and perhaps...unexpected love as well. Fred/Hermione other couples

It's a year after the war has ended and life is starting to go back to normal. However, life for George Weasley is getting turned upside down because he is starting to fancy a certain witch. And everyone seems to know.

Marriage Law Fic. Fremione.Post Hogwarts,2000. Obviously Fred survived the Hogwarts Battle. Pairings leaning towards canon, but not entirely so. Read and Review.

George Weasley loves Hermione, but he only has 7 years to figure it out and tell her, easy enough right ? George and hermiones friendship and romance through Hogwarts.

TOMATO VERSE! A.U. When a law suit threatens to destroy W.W.W. Hermione is asked by the twins to defend their shop. Things take an odd turn when George suddenly sees the resident Know-It-All in a whole new light. Now if only he didn't irritate her to no end...

If April shower's brings May flowers, than what does May flowers bring? All Charlie wanted was to be left alone to tend to his garden. Hermione Granger had other plans.

It's almost christmas and Hermione is feeling lonely, a particular twin is there and he makes a promise that Hermione just has to hold him to. AU and some characters slightly OOC

He's going to look like crap in the morning. So is Mickey. Neither of them care. (I'll be honest, this snowballed!)

Sometimes, George would find himself out of his depths when working on a prank. Problem is, Fred was always the one to help him out. With Fred gone and a business to run, George is desperate for a little assistance. And he knows the only person who can truly help him is the one person who is guaranteed to say 'no'. But he's been told he's quite good at convincing people...

George wants to live his life with no regrets, especially when it comes to Hermione. Hermione/George!

He fell in love with her in one night. Now he spends another one trying to remember that fact. (Week 3 of TMB's War of the Words Challenge)

Hermione would follow Fred Weasley off a cliff. She isn't terribly sure about following him into the world of Bristish politics though. When Fred receives a summons to the Ministry he never suspects the results he is given. Fred, George, and Hermione are thrust into the world of British royalty...and the scandals it brings. A story based on the film "The King's Speech"

Hermione thinks near-death experiences should come with instruction manuals. It can't be normal for someone who survived dying to continue trying to kill themselves, right? Fred Weasley nearly died during the battle and now he dreams of lights. Lights he'll do anything to see again. Can a desperate twin, a determined bookworm, and a few dedicated friends rescue him from the lights?

For some, love is instant. For others, it takes a long time to learn to love another. It can be painful, but the joy brought in the end makes everything worth it. These are four moments in the progression of Hermione and George's relationship, written for the 1, 2, 3, 4 Seasons Challenge in the HPFC.

Hermione is newly single and doesn't know where she belongs. George Weasley is just trying to learn how to work with being part wolf. The last thing either of them expects is for a nosey twin to step in and play matchmaker. Still, said nosey twin rarely cares whats expected. After all, who is afraid of a big, bad wolf? This is my return story and apology for such a long hiatus.

Fred and George are failing Muggle Studies. They need to stay in the muggle world so they can pass their NEWTS, so what happens when Hermione Granger lets Fred stay at her house?

When a new Marriage Law is created and every witch and wizard above the age of 16 is paired off, Hermione Granger is furious at her chosen partner- or should she say fiancée. After finding a loop-hole in the Law, she needs another person in the same situation to help- and with Fred Weasley due to marry Pansy Parkinson, can he be the one to do it?

George disappears after the war. Hermione is sent on a quest to find him and help him heal.

This was me taking a crack at ericandy's 30 Day OTP (One True Pairing) Challenge on tumblr. I was unable to finish his challenge, so it is officially closed even though it is incomplete.

A few years after the War, George is in search of a flatmate. Coincidentally, Hermione's just kicked her out. Forced together, they have to see if they can live together without killing each other. Becoming friends? Now that's a laugh.

On Christmas Eve, Hermione finds out that her relationship with Ron can't and won't be what she hopes. A year later, Ron's happily dating another girl, and Hermione is still single. But maybe she can move on and find another guy to give her heart to. Twin Exchange December 2012 Gift Exchange fic.

Hermione and George have been dating for nearly three weeks and are finally ready to break the news to the rest of the Weasley family. Hermione expects them to be shocked, especially Ron, but maybe the Weasleys won't be as surprised as she thinks. Entry for the Twin Exchange November 2012 Challenge.

Fred loves Hermione, everyone but Hermione knows it. Ron loves Hermione, everyone including Hermione knows it. Hermione loves... click and find out.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

George will not be satisfied until Hermione has been properly frightened on Halloween. Hermione/George!

Hermione gets roped into a bet with Fred and George. She knows the Shrieking Shack isn't haunted, so it'll be easy money, right? Maybe not considering that the twins have other ideas. Entry for the Twin Exchange October 2012 Title Swap Challenge.

Fred and Crookshanks don't get along, but when the twins pull a prank on the cat, Hermione finds out and decides to help Crookshanks learn to trust Fred while trying to get Fred to confess his feelings at the same time. Entry for the Twin Exchange September 2012 Challenge.

Hermione's Birthday has come around, is it going to be same old, or will her wish come true? My entry for the September Twin Exchange!

Hermione stepped in just in time to save Fred during the Battle of Hogwarts. Now, a month later, a marriage law is passed and Fred and Hermione have been matched. Will they learn to love each other? R&R

Like I said in another story, I was asked to pair Hermione with as many people as possible and write little stories. I personally don't ship George and Hermione, but I like the story I've written and I hope you guys like it. Thanks!

"Your secret is safe with me," she promised, but the mischievous glint in her eye made him a little nervous. She raised her voice a little bit and said, "It's not as if I would turn to everyone and say 'George is a nerd'" George/Hermione

Hermione sees George in the library and has to investigate. Written for the August Twin Exchange.

George goes on a little trip to the kitchens one night and finds Hermione there, fighting once more for house elf rights, though not in her usual preaching manner. Written for the August Twin Exchange Challenge.

George has always been one to procrastinate, but maybe he can change his ways in order to win Hermione's heart. Entry for the Twin Exchange August 2012 Challenge.

George seeks a little homework help from Hogwarts' resident swot. Written for the Twin Exchange's August Challenge. Prompt: Procrastinating, "Are you even listening?" and Hogwarts/Back to School.

Hermione takes Fred to see one of her favorite Muggle musicals, he however is not as thrilled. A cute, sappy, fluffy, Fremione one-shot.

Fred and George use Hermione's kitchen for a prank product, resulting in a mess. But compared to the other messes Hermione's been in, this one's not so bad. Entry for the Twin Exchange June 2012 Challenge.

Fred fancies Hermione. She has to stay in his room because the rest of the Burrow is full. What happens when she admits that she fancies him too?... A whole lot of embarrassing incidents are on the horizon.

"What're you doing on the floor?" He shrugged and looked back at the lava lamp, "Thinking."

It's too hot to sit under the great oak reading all summer! R&R I'm bad at summaries

JK Rowling once said that she almost put Hermione Granger with Fred Weasley.

Hermione is shaken up from the war and she doesn't know that the hurt in her eyes is tearing Fred apart. Will they realize the only way to become themselves again is to find love and comfort in each other?

A chance meeting leads to an evening they never expected to be enjoyable. Prompt: Strawberries, onions, garlic, "Potions are underrated," & "Try again." One-shot. Winner of the Twin Exchange's Monthly Challenge: February 2012.

After the war, George starts his quest for happiness, enlisting none other than Hogwarts's bookworm to help him win it back. What happens when this unlikely pair start to fall for each other? And how will it complicate the relationships they already have?

Hermione and George both believe they'll be spending New Years Eve alone, but instead they end up ringing in the new year together as anything but loners. Entry for the Twin Exchange January 2012 Challenge.

The greatest adventure of Hermione's life started when she got lost in the woods. If she'd known how much trouble she was about to get herself into, she might have stayed home with her books. But then, Hermione had never been one to say no to a challenge

When George's New Year's plans are upset, it seems Hermione is the only one who can fix his problem. Prompt: soup, New Year's, and "Don't be thick." One-shot. Winner of the Twin Exchange's Monthly Challenge: January 2012.

It was because of the blankets on the bed that Fred first noticed that something was wrong. But he never expected his wife to get him back for it.

George's twelve pranks of Christmas for the family. Done for Twin Exchange's Christmas Festival. One-shot.

The gifts start arriving on Christmas Day. All of them are empty. One-shot.

As a 1st year healer in the Spell Damage ward, Hermione already has a lot on her hands, but when a new patient checks himself in with an unusual problem, she seems to have met her greatest challenge. Will she be the one to heal him when nothing else has?

Fred and Hermione, through the years, one letter at a time

What started off as a simple afternoon baking cookies turns into something much more serious. When truths come out, will Oliver and Hermione take a chance on love?

Everyone remembers their first kiss with fondness, but not her. He took all of that away from her, and she'll never forgive him for that. Written for Granger Enchanted's Pick-a-Pair out of the Hat Challenge. Pairing - Lee Jordan & Hermione Granger.

When Hermione is left heartbroken, George goes to save her from depression & bring back her joy. But what happens when George starts falling for her against his will? Will he let her fall back into the arms of her ex or fight for the love he won't admit?

Fred went into a coma after the Battle. He was unconscious for days, and when he woke up he believed in a world that didn't exist. One that will forever change his and Hermione's life. "If he says something barmy you want us to go with it?" "Precisely!"

Percy was in trouble. He knew it, and felt the reason why was obvious. It was the reason he was sitting at the Hogs Head at midnight. It was because he couldn't think of anything but that bushy hair and those beautiful brown eyes. Request fic for IRuleUK

After the war, Hermione is restless; she soon finds her salvation in the form of Fred Weasley.

Hermione is in a job she hates; George is in a depression that no one can pull him out of; Both want to be saved, yet both want to be left alone. What happens when they are forced to be together? It certainly gets in the way of plans! Marriage Law.

The first time George Weasley really saw Hermione Granger as more than a boorish bookworm was in his seventh year. She let out a laugh and he knew that this was without doubt the most beautiful girl in the world. Dedicated to Amy.

This is a quick field guide to understanding the vocabulary of women. Women never put what they're thinking in plain words, but they hide it behind words that usually mean the opposite of what they're thinking. Merlin knows I could have used this guide.

I had six weeks to marry Hermione Granger, my little brothers best friend and one time girl friend. The bookwork I had known since my third year, the prefect that had sent me to detention, yelled at me, and called our inventions rubbish. Merlin's Beard.

"Forge," "Yeah?" "Reckon we ought to let him know that his hair is green?" "Nope." My entry for the July twin exchange monthly challenge. Winner of the TE monthly challenge!

George gritted his teeth before tossing back the rest of his drink in one gulp. Ron was a colossal idiot. And where the bloody hell was Fred? If there was ever a time he needed a distraction, it was now.

A simple game of truth or dare becomes a wild ride when you put this group together. "Do you ever have sex dreams about Snape?" "Yes..." Challange fic! Rated T for suggestive themes and Language.

"Hermione, would you do me a huge favor?" I asked, talking before I even thought it through, you'll see I do that quite a lot. I took a breath and put every bit of my Gryffindor courage into my next statement. "Would you go to the Yule ball with me?"

Over a bonfire in the Burrow's backyard one spring night, everyone starts spilling the stories of their first kisses. April 25th, 2000.

Twain said 'There aint no surer way to find out if you like or hate people than to travel with them' I had no idea how right he was and I didn't want to test it by getting stuck in 410. I really didnt want to get stuck with Fred George and Harry either.

Oneshots from my completed stories. Scenes that didn't fit or were request from my readers. Include stories from 'I Must Not Cause Trouble' 'Legends' and 'Dear Prankster, Ps. Prefect.' Read and Review!

Fred and George have a new product to test, and who better to test it on than their uptight sales witch? They don't know that she has a few secrets she doesn't want to spill. Can she keep them or will the gum prove to be to much for her? TE april winner.

Looking back, he's sees it all. It was her first date the night he came to call. FW/HG

"I'm actually writing to ask for your help. I know, I can hardly believe it either. I'm having a problem with Ron and need some advice on what I can do to him." "I will totally help you, actually, I think it'll be a lot of fun!"

Hermione wants to take Fred to her favorite treehouse, sounds simple, right? Well, when you add in two leaf clovers, a forest, and nightime, you get one crazy trip. "Fred?" "Yeah?" "We're lost." Winner of the Twin Exchange March challenge!

Even Trelawny with her doom and gloom self never would have predicted this. Who could have? The war was over, we weren't supposed to be fighting anymore, and we weren't supposed to be in danger. But we were, and it was threatening to kill us both.

"BECAUSE I LOVE YOU! THAT'S WHY!" Scorpius screamed down the hallway. Follow Rose Weasley and Scoroius Malfoy through their journey of their last year at Hogwarts, and find out what exactly Rose thinks about Scorpius Malfoy.

"Any plans on attending the wedding my mum's already planned out for you?" "How about you? Picked out your china yet?" Mrs. Weasley is playing matchmaker with George and Hermione. When things change will they take a chance on love or chicken out?

"Fred, you have a problem." George said in a bracing tone. I shook my head adamantly, I did not have a problem, I was just in love with the oblivious Hermione Granger. She was the girl I was going to marry. All I had to do was get her to say Hello.

She spun and she swayed to whatever song was actually playing, I wasn't listening to it, I was caught up in my own little world. The world of Hermione Granger. Songfic to Lifehouses You and Me.

Someone once told me that laughter was the way to true love. It wasn't until a midnight meeting with George Fabian Weasley that I started to realize just how right they were. Starts half way through OOTP. Now complete!. GW/HG pairing.

This was all Ginny's fault, she's the reason I'm sitting in the back of this dumb club, alone and miserable. Songfic.

Ten years after the end of the Second Wizarding War and Umbridge has escaped from Azkaban with the intent of getting revenge on everyone who defied her while she taught at Hogwarts. Add a bunch of mischievous kids and you get a crazy house. Sequel to F-B

Fred Weasley really knows how to turn a girl down. Fred/Hermione unrequited/friendship.

Hermione see's Fred fall during the Battle of Hogwarts but manages to save him using a forbidden Spell. The affects of the spell are unexpected, and complicated. Add ministry enforced weddings and you get one crazy year. My spin on the Marriage Law fics.

Hermione was just beginning to convince herself that George wasn't "The One", when BAM! it hit her that he actually was.

The twins enlist Hermione's help at WWW since Verity's getting married and leaving. However, when Fred's high maintenance girlfriend starts wearing on everyone's nerves, can Hermione let the love that's been brewing in her heart come out? Will she dare?

Boggarts. Today it was boggarts and everyone thought they'd know exactly what Hermione would see they were wrong though, so very, very wrong.

When the Ministry decides to enforce a marriage law, Hermione finds herself engaged to George Weasley. The two are already bonded by a secret only they share, and they grow even closer as they face their impending marriage vows. COMPLETE!

What happens when the Weasley's have to adhere to a new marriage law and when Hermione gets swept up into it? *Slightly edited, and finally finished with a the real Chapter 14 added...sorry I missed that all!*

The Life and Love of George Weasley. :George/Hermione:

Hermione has to say goodbye to the one she loves forever. Wishing she'd had more time, and said so much more... But you can't change the past. You can only take the memories... Twoxshot Hermione x ?

The people around George Weasley seem to be moving on so naturally but he can’t pull himself out of the deep, dark hole of grief. Can an old family friend pull him to safety once and for all? Post DH. George/Hermione. Mentions of Ron/Hermione.

They are involved together, but aren't they completely wrong for each other? Fred/Hermione

When a potion accidentally allows Fred to read Hermione’s thoughts, what exactly will he discover? He might just be in for some shocking revelations! Hermione/Fred! one-shot!

With the end of war, Harry and Ron escape to find themselves. Left behind, Hermione is lost on her own, only to be found by two of the most unlikely people. A strong love and friendship is created, but Ron and Harry's return will bring much turmoil. FHr [INDEFINITE HIATUS]

She had absolutely no idea just how bleeding lucky she was. Hermione/Lee Jordan OneShot

An evening tryst leads Hermione to the conclusion that she and Fred were meant for more than secrecy. All she has to do is let herself say those three words. :FredHermione OneShot, Challenge issued by Tahneese:

Late one night, Fred seeks Hermione out with the need to speak honestly about the happenings of war. He has but one regret he doesn't wish to die with and Hermione is just the person to help him. FHr OneShot

Fred planned exactly what he was going to say, but when it was time to say it, the words came out all wrong. Hermione's got the general idea though. :FHr OneShot:

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

Fred Weasley has done everything he can think of to win over Hermione's affections, but she simply won't take him seriously. He isn't giving up however: a Weasley perseveres! [OneShot]

Harry could always read Hermione's face like a book. Before long he was using her expressions to gauge whether a relationship should end or continue. Finally, he finds the one woman she couldn't possibly deny him. The only woman he's ever loved. Her. HHr

You and your friend have appeared in my hallway but I can't track where you came from. You have magic in you but no one has reported two missing teenagers" Fred and Hermione have travelled back in time but have lost their memories at check in.

How is it that Hermione Granger's life is in shambles? Nice, neat, everything in it's place Hermione Granger? Her life wasn't supposed to be like this. Now with new romances and other big events, how will she ever be able to put her life back together?

When Hermione discovers an inebriated Malfoy, she helps him get into a witness protection program. Little does she know she's about to be assigned as his wife. DMHG PostHBP COMPLETE

Hermione Jane Granger, would you do me the honor of marrying me? Fred and Hermione have to get married to carry out a mission for the Order. But, are there other reasons why they accepted said mission? Or is it just to stop Voldemort? Will romance blosome

COMPLETE! The war claimed many lives but Hermione grives for only one, her own. The loss of her lover and best friend drove Hermione over the edge. Can an old friend bring her back. GWHG, a little angsty, warning for adult themes, language and some violen

SEQUEL to Casual Romance witha Weasley A year has passed since George and Hermione got together. warninga: Adult language and themes. Now complete.

Complete. FWHG. Hermione and Fred accidentally go back in time to the Marauder's Era when a potion explodes. Hilarity ensues when Fred creates their cover story.

When Fred Weasley finds out he's betrothed he's desperate to get out of it. So he enlists the unlikeliest person for help. Fred/Hermione

George watched Hermione get ready to go out...cute one shot GeorgeHermione written for Valentines Day.

Post War, Hermione suffers a betrayal followed by the feeling of isolation from her friends. But a Weasley twin steps in and helps her get over both. Do they discover love along the way. now complete. Warning for language but will get more ma

For a new class the students are put into pairs and given a baby to look after for 3 weeks. Two enemies are paired together, but maybe a baby is what they need to bring them together. Let the fun begin. HermioneDraco

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

Hermione shouldn't have to sneak around. But she does, every Sunday. HGFW. one-shot

* FINISHED * Hermione and Harry, as usual, have ventured to the Weasley household for the summer holidays. Comedy and fluff abound in this tale on how Fred Weasley and Hermione Granger first got together told from Fred's POV. Sequel now posted.