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Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 3,594 - Follows: 1,673 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
Helping Out by ResDes2 reviews
I might change the name. Edward finds Emmett in the locker room. What might happen? Well, read it to find out. Slash. Rated M for a reason. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Edward, Emmett
Scandal at the Cullen House by ResDes2 reviews
New pure smut story. Thanks to gaytwilightbuff for idea. Lots of sex and slash. Very hot. Please Rate and Review! Rated M for a reason. If you don't like gayness, please do not open and quickly avert your eyes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 77 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Edward, Jasper
Worshiping Kismet by Rosette-Cullen reviews
Worshiping disaster has its after effects. Edward and Carlisle were more than mere companions in their search for happiness. Slash! Don't read if you're pitted against it.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2009 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Causes by ResDes2 reviews
What happened that made Jacob and Edward gay. It just came to me after reading LadyJezebel's work, which I am obsessed with. I am not trying to rip anyone off though. Not completely FanFic, one of the characters is my creation!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,313 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/9/2008 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Jacob, Edward
Journey by ResDes2 reviews
Edward was looking for Jacob between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. What will happen? Slash! Lemon, too! Totally sexy! Please review! Totally epic! Edward, Jacob, EdwardxBella. EdwardxSeth. EdwardxJacob. EdwardxBellaxJacob. Twist in the end!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,561 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/22/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Opposites Attracting by ResDes2 reviews
This is between Edward and Jacob. It basically has no plot. I know, my stories are terrible! Slash. Review and tell me what you think. Thanks!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,214 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Truth by ResDes2 reviews
What really happened at the end of Twilight between Edward and James. Sexy. Slash. PLEASE REVIEW, tell me what you think. Very different. Disturbing/death well of course at the end. Be advised.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Edward, James - Complete
Wild by ResDes2 reviews
Emmett and Edward in wild. Too tired to care. Please review. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Edward, Emmett
The Finale by ResDes2 reviews
Although it is the last story, it is not the official last story. Don't worry. Now Edward is cured from his sex addiction. Slash. Review. Need to edit and add more.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle
Sexy Seconds by ResDes2 reviews
Sequel to Cleaning Off. After having an threesome with Carlisle and Edward, then cleaning off with Carlisle, Edward and Emmett are still horny. Slash. Please review, even if you think it's bad.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Cleaning Off by ResDes2 reviews
Sequel to Sons and Father Moment. After a sexy threesome, Edward cleans off with Carlisle. Part of Edward Chronicles. Sexy! Slash. Review, tell me what you think.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Edward, Carlisle - Complete
Cool Down by ResDes2 reviews
After a nice run, Edward decides to cool down with Jasper. Super sexy. Super slash. Tell me what you think. Part of Edward Chronicles. Super delicious, and gayer than last time.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Sons and Father Moment by ResDes2 reviews
This is a total slash involving Carlisle, Edward, and a little bit of Emmett. Review and tell me how gay it is and how sexy it is. Besides, no one had written a slash between Carlisle and Edward yet, and I felt it was deserved.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
The Hotties of Ipswich by Iamwiththewolf reviews
A Parody. ch.8: Making of the LOCKER ROOM SCENE ! ! POOL SHOWER LOCKER ROOM! POOL SHOWER LOCKER ROOM! ! ! ! slash
Covenant - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,406 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 1/20/2008 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Caleb D.
Black Butterfly by OrenjiCloud reviews
Can dreams become Reality? ByakuyaIchigo Yaoi
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,613 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 10/28/2007 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Byakuya K., Ichigo K. - Complete