'I will kill Andrew if you do not turn yourself into to me, love.

Yes, you heard right.

And yes... I know your looking at this letter in total disbelief.

You are wondering how I know these things. How, well it's quite simple.

But I'll leave that for you to figure out, love.

~Tyler'

Uck! I hate this letter. Tyler sent it to me as an April fools joke. God, I hate him. He's always calling me his 'love'.

It's so unfortunate I that a majority of my friends are guys. Oh well. At least Tyler's cute, for his own good.

Oh, yeah, I'm Isabella. Or Iz. Never Call me Isabella.

Meh, who cares what I look like. I've got really bleached, shoulder length blonde hair. And Emerald green eyes. I've got Luck of the Irish! o

And I LOVE reading Charlie Bone. Never dis the Bone. Eva.

And NARUTO. Neva dis the way of the ninja, hon.

And NEVA EVA DIS THE FOWL. ARTEMIS FOWL.