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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used tIo take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth

. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK BUT DON'T SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

I CURSE a lot, so I MUST be a rebel.

I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST be lesbian.

I'm a TOMBOY, so I MUST have no female friends.

I don't have many FRIENDS, so I MUST be unpopular

I am AGRESSIVE, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GIRL, so I MUST love pink

I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.


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Fairy Tail GO! by mushi9 reviews
While playing 'Pokémon GO', Lucy accidentally put herself in harm's way. Luckily, a pink haired boy saved her just in the nick of time. A 'thank you' lunch helped spark their new friendship, but Lucy didn't realize the boy she befriended had a complex past full of dark secrets. Fortunately for him, Lucy won't be scared away so easily. Modern High School AU. Angst/Drama/Fluff
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 94 - Words: 642,741 - Reviews: 3405 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,079 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 7/12/2016 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.]
My Blackened Heart, Scorched by Flames by MelanieDanger reviews
Claude is finally able to return Jeralt's diary to Byleth, but not before having a heart-to-heart conversation with her. (Post-Time Skip Spoilers / Pre-Relationship Tension)
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,892 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/8 - [Claude, Avatar/Byleth] - Complete
Between the Lines by riverofmemories reviews
In a world that knows nothing of magic, there's a hidden society of people with incredible abilities. After joining the Fairy Tail guild and partnering with a crazy pyromaniac by the name of Natsu Dragneel as well as his flying blue cat, Lucy Heartfilia begins to learn that everyone has secrets - some of which even lie within her own family - and that nothing is ever as it seems.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 343 - Words: 874,569 - Reviews: 7407 - Favs: 1,788 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 10/28/2015 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] Team Natsu - Complete
Once Upon a Time by WavesOfGrain94 reviews
Levy has a new book. What a surprise. But when her innocent collection of stories turns into something much more sinister, the mages of Fairy Tail must take up arms to not only saved their loved ones from an ancient curse, but to protect their kingdom from a new, and very powerful, enemy. NaLu, Gruvia, Jerza, GaLe, and ElfEver, plus some others, rated T just in case
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 143,514 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Elfman S., Gajeel R., Levy M., Team Natsu
Tales of Fairies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
A collection of oneshots exploring different friendships, ideas, sad themes, comical scenarios, and lots and lots of pairings...but mainly Nalu. Chapter 549: Natsu doesn't let the phrase when pigs fly stop him from getting what he wants….
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 549 - Words: 797,470 - Reviews: 13381 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 2,321 - Updated: 4/13/2018 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Erza S., Gray F., Lucy H., Natsu D.
Second Son by Black Scepter reviews
The team of Fairy Tail faces their most personal mission yet when Lucy is under threat of being a victim of a deadly spell. Not daring to let this happen to their friend Fairy Tail fights back, however to make matters worse there are changes happening in Natsu...as a new and frightening power rises within him. Slight AU. NatsuxLucy.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,076 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/22/2016 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] Gray F., Erza S. - Complete
Paranormal by riverofmemories reviews
Living with a mostly friendly poltergeist and dealing with his "generous" acts of "kindness" is one thing. Figuring out just how he ended up there is a completely other matter that has Lucy's head spinning. And it certainly doesn't help that he's getting to be not nearly as friendly as time goes on. {WARNING: some of the content might not be for sensitive readers!}
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 99,628 - Reviews: 818 - Favs: 656 - Follows: 527 - Updated: 6/15/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Natsu D., Lucy H.] Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
More Than a Princess by RayreeAnne reviews
Princess Lucy Heartfilia is on her way to meet her future husband when her carriage is attacked. She escapes into the woods and is wandering around in the dark when she is found by Natsu Dragneel, the second prince from a neighboring kingdom. Now what will happen that she's in the care of the kingdom and a guest of Natsu? (Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail. Cover Image by EmeraldTrees.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 111,930 - Reviews: 2381 - Favs: 1,704 - Follows: 1,339 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 9/26/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Cursed Gift by RisaliaDragneel reviews
After the battle with Zeref Lucy felt like they had lost too much so she used a forbidden celestial spell. A spell that took her back to when she was six years old, but her body was transported to where she had done the spell. Laxus found her and brought her to Fairy Tail early. Now going by Luce, Lucy struggles to try and save everyone. (I Don't Own FT) (Was The Story of Luce.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 149,861 - Reviews: 393 - Favs: 899 - Follows: 682 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 11/29/2015 - Lucy H., Laxus D. - Complete
Right Place, Right Time by RayreeAnne reviews
A mute girl by the name of Lucy Heartfilia is having car troubles when a certain pinkette named Natsu Dragneel offers his assistance. And that's just the beginning. (Hiro Mashima owns Fairy Tail.)
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 45 - Words: 65,905 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 613 - Updated: 11/29/2015 - Published: 8/10/2015 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
The Return of Peter Pan by elking7541 reviews
It has been 5 years since Peter and the Darling family last saw each other. Wendy is being courted by another boy that her family adores, but is there something about this boy the Darling family does not know? When Peter returns, Wendy has to make a big choice. This is the sequel to the 2003 movie of Peter Pan. Disclaimer: I do not own Peter Pan!
Peter Pan - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,271 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Complete
The Princess and Dragon by Glen Senpai reviews
I was not going to sit back and be married off, I'm going to take the risk. Lucy meets a Dragon on her travel up the mountain and he wants a princess, why would a dragon need a princess anyways? ( Lucy POV, Nalu, Multiple Pairings mentioned later. The cover is made by the fabulous tumblr user yoriru. Go check her blog out on tumblr, her URL is yoriru, I have permission to use it!)
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 247,331 - Reviews: 725 - Favs: 712 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 1/11/2015 - Published: 3/12/2014 - Lucy H., Natsu D.
Dark Waters by Miss Mungoe reviews
There are creatures that lurk in the deep, a foreign folk not like her own, and the consensus has always been that merfolk and sharkfolk don't mix. But his strangeness is what compels her, and so to the dark depths she goes, heart wide as the ocean itself and her curiosity an anchor pulling her down, down, down–
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,369 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 2,147 - Updated: 11/20/2014 - Published: 8/24/2014 - [Gajeel R., Levy M.]
A Tale Or Two by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Sometimes, Lucy can't help but think that she's caught in the middle of a bunch of fairy tales; then again, she is traveling the country with a Fire Dragonslayer and his flying blue cat. At this point anything is possible. AU. Cover art by Cavallo Alato.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 104 - Words: 245,905 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 1,104 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Lucy H., Natsu D. - Complete
Ever Neverland: Handkerchiefs, Kisses, & PixyDust by purplerose69 reviews
Two years after Neverland, Wendy's learning that growing up is more complicated and harder than she ever thought. She misses Peter Pan. Is a handkerchief is all she can rely on to dry her eyes; or will the wind change & blow fairy dust back into her life?
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,631 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
Envy is Green & Ocean is Blue by sultal reviews
There's lots of jealousy flying around in the Neverland stories. But, what would happen if the tables were turned on the 'magnificent' Peter Pan? How would Peter react if Wendy was befriended by a merman who wants to play hero for her instead? What will Peter do when his Wendy is washed into a fishy bargain btwn Hook and a sea witch!TLM reference! COMPLETE SEQUEL!
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 50,739 - Reviews: 288 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
Love and Sins by Jenny1751 reviews
Magnolia was attacked and during the fight, Lucy died. So they left to get their revenge. But is Lucy really gone forever? What will they do if they find out that Lucy's still alive and is being held captive by the very person who supposedly "killed" her? NaLu. Inspired from the comic: Grim Tales by bleedman. EPILOGUE has been posted!
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 146,885 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Lucy H. - Complete
Peter Pan's return by DemonHeart42 reviews
It's been four years since Peter last saw the lost boys, and Wendy. Now he's lost and alone with only Tinkerbell as his only friend, but that all changes when Peter decides to return to London. What will he find? Will the people he so dearly loved be different than he remembers? Would they have changed in the way they look and act, or are they all the same? Read and find out.
Peter Pan - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 22,846 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/30/2013 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Peter P., Wendy D. - Complete
Little Miracles by SmurfLuvsCookies reviews
Who knew that a little act of kindness could become a Christmas miracle? One-shot.
Fairy Tail - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,062 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Asuka M., Laxus D. - Complete