corruptedweirdo101
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Joined 08-03-10, id: 2477852, Profile Updated: 06-21-12
Author has written 2 stories for Fullmetal Alchemist, and Naruto.

Hi this is corruptedweirdo101. I love manga and anime I watch a hell lot of them for example: naruto, shakugan no Shana, D.Gray Man, Rozen Maiden, Soul Eater and lots of other stuff. I read many fan fics too of all sorts including yaoi ones but I support hentai the most cos I think that it goes the best! Now, abt my writing. Well you could say that it is not the best coz sad to say but I'm not an English type person. In fact, I'm not a language person. I kinda do better in math and science. So all I'm trying to say is that if you have anything that you wanna tell me or advise me on then just let me know. oh and it would be nice if you give me some ideas for one-shots and drabbles. Oh and if you wanna get to know me better, then either send me an email or you can friend me on facebook my facebook name is Megumi Kitsune.OK that's it ! Bye!

(The dumbass disclaimer: I don't own any of these quotes.Yay. Now go eat a cookie or something.)

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong.

COPY and PASTE this ONTO your PROFILE if YOU'RE against STEREOTYPES, and BOLD the ONES applying TO you!

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I don't like the sun so I MUST be albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I talk to guys so I must be a SLUT.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to Hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be playing them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a slut.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small PENIS.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a female dog.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a slut myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and be A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic retard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I am a BRUNETTE, so I MUST think all blondes are STUPID.

I have RED HAIR, so I MUST have GREEN eyes and FRECKLES.

I have BLACK HAIR, so I MUST not be WHITE.

I am BLACK, so I MUST want you to try and avoid saying that WORD in my presence.

I believe in COMPLIMENTING people, so I MUST be a KISS-ASS.

I EAT slowly, so I MUST believe that fast eaters are killing their DIGESTIVE SYSTEMS

I've read TWILIGHT, so I MUST be a crazily obsessed FANGIRL.

I can eat FIVE SLICES of pizza in one sitting, so I MUST be FAT

I like SLEEPING IN, so I MUST be a lazy TEENAGER.

I don't like POP, so I MUST not be NORMAL.

I am careful about my NUT ALLERGY, so I MUST think all candy has NUTS in it.

I have ASTHMA, so I MUST not play sports.

I am a girl and play SOCCER/FOOTBALL/HOCKEY, so I MUST be trying to get guys ATTENTION

I don't like ROLLERCOASTERS, so I MUST be OLD, WIMPY, or STUPID.

I like SHOPPING, so I MUST be a GIGGLING GIRLY-GIRL.

I am HONEST, so I MUST be MEAN.

I am a MENNONITE, so I MUST never have heard of a TELEVISION.

I don't have FACEBOOK, so I MUST have no LIFE.

I say I like STAYCATIONS, so I MUST be trying to save GAS.

I do WELL in school, so I MUST LOVE it.

I have clothes from WALMART, so I MUST not care about CHILD LABOR.

I don't like SILENCE, so I MUST fill every one with CHATTER.

I like SINGING, so I MUST belong to a CHOIR.

I don't like DANCING, so I MUST be ANTISOCIAL.

I am an INUIT, so I MUST live in an IGLOO.

I am CANADIAN, so I MUST say 'EH'.

I listen to my MP3, so I MUST not care about the people AROUND me.

I am part of the POLICE FORCE, so I MUST break all SPEED LIMITS.

I am FRENCH, so I MUST have a little MOUSTACHE and a BERET.

I am INDIAN, so I MUST speak English with an incomprehensible ACCENT.

I can’t just EXCERSISE without a purpose, so I MUST have no MOTIVATION.

I am a man with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a HIPPY.

I am a woman with SHORT HAIR, so I MUST be a CAREER WOMAN.

I am a GIRL, so I MUST not like MATH.

I am a BOY, so I MUST like GYM.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'.

If you have ever tried to laugh evilly like Light Yagami, copy and paste this to your profile!

-IF YOU WANT TO KILL CHICKEN ASS SASUKE PASTE THIS ON YOUR PAGE!-

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Anime is Life. Manga is life. Life is good. Parents suck for not buying you more life. If you agree, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

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Arranged Disaster by SazzyJacks reviews
Sakura returns home one night after a mission to find that her parents have arranged the rest of her life for her. Now she has to decide if she wants to love him or not, but more importantly will he love her back? Non-massacre, please R&R!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,330 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 4/17/2018 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Helpless Night by AnimePriestess425 reviews
Sakura had planned the perfect night to make a move on Sasuke but she he never expected the night to end the way it did. Little did she know it was just the beginning.
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Captain Hatake's Training Seal by AllisonMitchel reviews
A seal designed to recreate libido; a training asset for ANBU women, so they learn to 'keep calm' while under overwhelming amounts of arousal, this heightening the chances of success for seduction missions. "What kind of sicko comes up with the idea of putting a woman in that position, on a mission, nevertheless!" "Ask him yourself. He's your team Captain."
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Shameless Romping by Pandapandawoah reviews
Kakashi and Sakura are lovers. They may have only recently become intimate, but that doesn't mean that they don't enjoy themselves when they finally get some alone time. Shamelessly PWP - also my first fanfic/one-shot! If this is well-received, I may consider doing more at some point. Feel free to send requests!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/20/2016 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Making of Legends by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
A world full of noise; an illusion—delusion. An unstable pause. The reverse side of beauty. A monster of the same face. Watching everyone die isn't what ruined her. It was seeing them all, alive and well years later, that did. ["What should an angel fight for? What should we dream of? We live on, blushes upon our names, until we repay our sins."] [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,816 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 2/23/2016 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Sakura H., Deidara, Pain/Pein, Sasori]
Naughty Girl by Amaya And Aiko no Akatsuki reviews
Captured. Tarnished. Forced into subjugation. She hated them for all the pain they caused, but she hated herself more because she always fell for their soft caresses, and longed for the warmth of their tender kisses. [Under revision]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 107 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
In the embrace of the enemy by chibi-hanabi reviews
Sequel to 'In the claws of the enemy.' Sakura has awoken from a coma five years after giving birth to Sasuke's child. How will she cope with the world around her? Life is no smooth sailing. Dark themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,669 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 1/4/2014 - Published: 9/17/2013 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Coming Back by HyperMusic12 reviews
Itachi was in a bad mood. "You need to get yourself laid." Kisame/Itachi yaoi yumminess. Nom nom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,799 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/4/2013 - [Itachi U., Kisame H.] - Complete
The Morning After by drippinghoney reviews
Frau moaned like he was being tortured. "Oh my god, I'm going to hell!" [Frau/Teito]. [Chapter 13, Nightmare Part 4: Fix-it]. [Sequel(?) to Midsummer Night's Dream].
07-Ghost - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Frau, Teito K. - Complete
Help Me Live Again by loverofakatsuki reviews
Itachi felt no emotions after his brother died, letting himself become a whore since he no longer cared about anything anymore; but what happens when the brute that's been watching him for weeks finally makes a move and may give him a reason to move on. Rated M: YAOI, LEMON, depression
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Zetsu's diary by PompusRompus reviews
The akatsuki finds out Zetsu's and each others dirty little secrets. What could go wrong? EVERYTHING of course! Cracking pairings ahead. Please read and review! Requests welcome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,976 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Deidara, Kisame H., Zetsu, Akatsuki - Complete
Beauty and the Silent Type by Yamanvie reviews
It sneaked up on him, this sexual attraction. Or maybe it was that he wasn't paying attention. Because looking back, his more frequent morning erections, his strange new habit of smelling Deidara's hair when he was close enough...He had missed all the clues, until now, when he realized how badly he wanted to kiss his best friend... ItaxDei - Alternate universe - gift fic
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara - Complete
My Pain to My Beating Heart: Part 2, Silent Beats by tenshiashley reviews
Second part to the first sequel of My pain to My Beating Heart. There is no hope, no peace, and no serenity. Will Sakura's broken heart ever be put back together, or will the peices be lost forever? Read and find out. Mature veiwers ONLY!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,008 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 4/22/2012 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Whip by loyallokigirl reviews
Loki enjoys making Thor squirm. Lemons with light BDSM and spanking.
Thor - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Drink Me (or when Gwaine accidentally made a sex potion) by beckybrit reviews
Interesting things happen when Gwaine does the cooking.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,917 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 44 - Published: 1/1/2013 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Advice by Sporadic Piranha reviews
In which Arthur asks Merlin for some advice before his first night with Gwen, and finds out some things he wishes he hadn't. Rated M for blatant references.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
An Akatsuki Christmas by FluffyWithAGun reviews
The Akatsuki celebrate Christmas, it's horrible.
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Unspeakables by evenstar1791 reviews
Sakura's always hated slavery-to the point that she uses almost all of the money her parents give her to campaign against it. But what will she do now that her parents have forced her to get a slave? Adult Themes. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,466 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Masquerading As the Scarecrow by goldfishlover73 reviews
Kakashi gets dragged to a masquerade dance when someone is dressed up like his guilty pleasure. Written for DM Sexy Timez Contest, so yes, Many Sexy Timez!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
It's Complicated by BlueButterfly29 reviews
Suzuki lives in Konoha with her mom and step-dad and she lives a good life; she hads friends, plays volleyball, and get's good grades. However, her step-dad is violent with her mother. What will happen when he starts being violent with her? Who are her old friends that show up? Why won't she go to the police? Will anyone find out and help her? M for violence. No yaoi! Ita x OC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,009 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The One He Needed All Along by Fr333bird reviews
Arthur is possessed by a demon which needs to be driven out by very specific methods. Inexperienced Merlin seeks help from Gwaine who's been around the block a few times. Gwaine/Merlin/Arthur but Merlin/Arthur centric and endgame. Warnings for explicit adult content, dub con, sex while under the influence of an enchantment, OOC needy!Arthur.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,824 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cause honey, you know you want me by Freak-show101 reviews
Adopted by Made.ncrete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,067 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki Angel by Sakucherryblossoms reviews
He needed a new angel because the previous one had been sacrificed in the taking of Konoha. He needed an angel who could heal his men; even the dead ones.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 76,909 - Reviews: 386 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Greatest Show On Earth! by Jissai reviews
The rope bites into Merlin's wrists, the coarse weaving of the material rubbing the alabaster skin more raw and red.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,674 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Cold As You by Kunoichi Uchiha Sakura reviews
What is worth fighting for? She had made him rethink his life and what he was willing to die for. To bad he left her to the snakes, and his brother. Sequel to Not That Different you should read the first one before this. Rated M just in case
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,914 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Studded Flesh by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Kurt thinks he could probably surprise Blaine with this new piercing he wants and Blaine will be fine with it... Most likely. Probably. Okay, maybe not. The problem here isn't the piercing, but what the piercing might imply. 3rd in series.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,063 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
In The Night by Youkai-Blossom reviews
One-shot. Sakura wanders through the bas ne night and ends up outside a certai weasel's door. I do not own Naruto or any of the other characters. Please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Man She Wants by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Clouded judgement concealed true desires. But now the clouds have lifted. Royai Rated M for the last chapter. 4 Parts.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,267 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 6/28/2011 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The missions of a failed weapon by TheGreatRinnim reviews
Maka dissaperas during the fight with Ashura.A depressed Soul must get a new partner, but while he and the others are on a mission they run into some familier old friends and a yooung girl Soul knows he knows.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,721 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
A lesson learned by TheGreatRinnim reviews
Blair attempts to teach Maka but ultimately it's Soul who teaches the bookworm a lesson
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 708 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
the love of a slave by mo person reviews
the love of a slave can be good or bad. such has been the case for iruka for as long as he could remember. but he's bought for a hefty price, and lord kakashi might just be his saviour. -impl'd rape, mpreg, slash, yaoi- read at own risk. itaneji kakairu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,337 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Jello by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Havoc is baffled by Mustang's recent taste for Jello. He always found it disgusting. The texture, the way it jiggled,then stilled, was creepier than when he saw Armstrong in a G-String. What is the reason for Mustang's strange change. Implied Royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Complete
Why we need Blackstar by TheGreatRinnim reviews
When Blackstar and Tsubaki leave for a mission Soul and the others are left bored. Liz has a new game to play and Maka and Soul are not eager to join
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/1/2011 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
The Curious Case of Tom by Sorcha Cullen reviews
Written for the Glam Kink prompt on LJ "Tommy turns into an actual cat. Nobody notices." After a night out with Adam, Tommy Joe thinks it'd be cool to be a cat. Careful what you wish for, Tommy. ::Total Crack! Adam Lambert Tommy Joe Ratliff ::Language
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Complete
The Postcard Saga by EternalDarkSoul reviews
Kanda just couldn't blame the ventilators for this. Please read and REVIEW! I'm sorry for take it again, but this was the last time because I finally get the dashes right!My Apologies for who Add this as favorite : ...
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Kanda Yuu, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Pretty Kitty by Trina and Crystal reviews
My Work is here now: archiveofourown. org/users/Crystal/works Written by Crystal Characters: Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff, Adommy AU where Adam owns Tommy as his slave, VERY Non-consensual This idea sprang from a scene in the Yaoi Enzai OVA 1.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2011 - Complete
Encore by Trina and Crystal reviews
My Work is here now: archiveofourown. org/users/Crystal/works Sequel to Fan Boy. Written by: Crystal Characters: Adam Lambert, Tommy Joe Ratliff Adommy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
Broken Open by xGlambertGirlx reviews
Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff. It's the last night of Adam Lambert's GlamNation tour, but Tommy's having a hard time trying to say goodbye. Is he just going to miss everyone, or is it something more? Something he doesn't want to admit... Oneshot, Fluff
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Complete
Enchantment At Best by Leremia C. Awan reviews
Sakura has a very embarrassing encounter with the new kid Hidan, that takes the turn of love after secrets are revealed. High school fic. Though shes a little more hard than in the Anime OR Manga. If you have any ideas, please share:D
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,832 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
soul and maka's shibusen love story by TheGreatRinnim reviews
our hero's are finally together. But Spirit isn't to happy and witches are growing more powerful can our lover's juggle life and love read and find out.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,166 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
What Lies Beneath by Trina and Crystal reviews
My Work is here now: archiveofourown. org/users/Crystal/works Adam and Tommy find out what lies beneath. Adam Lambert/Tommy Joe Ratliff Adommy
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,844 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Complete
From Hate to Love by Kapootya reviews
Itachi's story before the Uchiha massacre. He has to kill his one true love. This is before/during him becoming known as a missing nin in Konoha. One shot has turned into a back-story of Itachi's childhood till the massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,536 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
My New Roommate by Kapootya reviews
A mistake on a lease has caused a doctor and a lawyer to become roommates. Unfortunately neither of them want to live with the other and this is the story of how they try to make eachother's lives miserable for an apartment. Itachi/Sakura. Who will last?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 46,063 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Act that Eats the Heart by OldeInn reviews
ShikaTema. If there was one thing that turned Shikamaru on, it was watching Temari play shogi with him. Smutty one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Take It or Leave It by kc-archive reviews
Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,648 - Reviews: 2522 - Favs: 3,193 - Follows: 1,840 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Bus Bound by No-longer-in-use-98754 reviews
Tommy Joe, always wearing too much lip gloss when Adam kisses him in concert... Adam Lambert, Tommy Joe Ratliff, Cam Grey, Longineu Parsons, Monte Pittman. Adommy/Atom/Lambiff/Ratbert. Lemon. One shot, smut. R&R, and as always thanks for reading!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
I Am The Wind, You Are My Shadow by Temari Nara - Kaze no Megami reviews
Tema travels from Suna to Konoha.Shika is sent as her escort.On the way,they flirt & share romantic moments.Before they had a chance to realize their affections for each other,sth happens.Tema is wounded,Shika cries.What happened?Happy ending guaranteed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,243 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Kindling the Fire by Itaweasel-hime reviews
This is a sequel to my oneshot 'weaselchan.' Sakura's feelings for Itachi are confusing, and she has yet to discover the small seed Itachi has planted in her. This is rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,954 - Reviews: 243 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Needles, Novocain, and Nuttiness by MoonStarDutchess reviews
When Riza has a bad reaction to dental surgery drugs Roy has his hands full. He vows never to make her go to the dentist again. Royai Comedy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,458 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Boy Next Door by sunaprincess7 reviews
Living in a one bed-roomed flat surrounded by two exceptionally good-looking guys on either side isn't as much fun as Temari thought it'd be. Especially when one's smart, funny and sweet. And the other's shirtless. Shika x Tema x Hidan. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 19 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Hunter by Zelha reviews
AltRe. Just when Sakura thought things couldn't get worse, she's forced to deal with a cool, infuriating Uchiha. Compelled by her skill and abrasive attitude, said Uchiha finds the medic... intriguing. Clearly, Fate was out of its bloody mind. ItaSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 69,577 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 5/30/2010 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Wedding Night by No-longer-in-use-98754 reviews
Awwww, the proposal! Adam Lambert, Tommy Joe Ratliff, Simon Cowell, Monte Pittman, Allison Iraheta, Kris Allen. Adommy/Atom/Lambiff. One-shot, fluff. Thanks for reading, please R&R!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Complete
Your Tears by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, "Stop crying, it's annoying." Itachi didn't mean to get wrapped up trying to stop a little girl from crying...but that's what happened.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 36 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Guys? by No-longer-in-use-98754 reviews
A fun April Fools day for the Glam Band. Adommy/Atom/Lambiff. Adam Lambert, Tommy Joe Ratliff, Monte Pittman, Lisa Harriton, Longineu Parsons. Please R&R, thanks for reading!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Complete
From Now Until Forever - Akatsuki by mysticaldragon11 reviews
Senior year is almost over and Sasori, Kisame, Zetsu, and Kakuzu are running out of time to make 2 become 1. Smut one shot! yaoi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,194 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
Shisui by Lady Hanaka reviews
Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,442 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,038 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 1/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
French Toast by No-longer-in-use-98754 reviews
Will Tommy ever be able to get Adam out of bed? One-shot, fluff, rated M for coarse language and sexual themes. Adommy/Atom/Lambiff, whatever you want to call them. Adam Lambert, Tommy Joe Ratliff.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Complete
Adommy: The Aftermath by GlamCass reviews
What happens after Adam Lambert makes out with his bass player on national Tv? What if that particular bass player really didn't mind? This kiss might just have some strings attatched. .... BTW i had no idea what catagory to put this in sry!
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Complete
Akatsuki's Birds and Bees by xHeiwa reviews
The Akatsuki has a little talk about sex.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
The Akatsuki Sex Talks by ShockValueAuthor reviews
How the Akatsuki had found about the 'birds and bees'. Rated M for sexual humor
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,233 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/7/2009 - Akatsuki - Complete
Just Can't Get It Up by tessameh reviews
Very loosely based on the song "Get it up" By MSI. Lenalee and Cross get back to her apartment after a night of clubbing. Oneshot. PWP. AU.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Cross Marian, Lenalee Lee - Complete
Vengeance Is Best Served Cold by halfie1981 reviews
Hermione teaches Draco an overdue lesson. Drabble. Warning: Dub Con, Bondage, mature adult content, breath play, NOT FOR KIDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bed Sharing by MoonStarDutchess reviews
All of the members of Mustang's team have their quirks that make them a difficult roommate. Roy Mustang is not an exception to that rule...unless he's rooming with Riza Hawkeye. *slight Royai*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Letters and Puppies by MoonStarDutchess reviews
Riza finds letters in Roy's desk that make her question his loyalty to her. The letters turn out to be the furthest thing from what she expected. Royai oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,952 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Sunshine by hasu86 reviews
Sakura wonders why, of all men in Konoha, she has to fall for him. But when this 'phase' just won't go away, it seems the world may just be against her confessing anything remotely romantic to him. Ita/Saku. Non-Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,819 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 828 - Follows: 107 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Three, Two, Four by Balverine reviews
It's Naruto'a Birthday and he's lonely. ALL WARNINGS APPLY... accept BDSM... o.o YAOI, threesome plus 1... yada yada
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,739 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 9/29/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Waking by Randomonium reviews
Anko is not a morning person, and Kakashi is sent to wake her up. But maybe this morning is different...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Anko M., Kakashi H. - Complete
The Warden by French Kissing Down Under reviews
The Warden runs a special prison in Konoha and one is his favorite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Shino A., Tayuya - Complete
Broadening Horizons by French Kissing Down Under reviews
Shikamaru has to rid her of that prim and proper attitude with some deserved punishment.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Shikamaru N., Hinata H. - Complete
What Happens When Royai and Alcohol Mix by MoonStarDutchess reviews
What happens when Roy and his subordinates get drunk? Royai in the oddest manner possible, that's what. Birthday Fic for Neopuff! CRACK FIC!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,430 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
Training Gone Wrong by Hosh reviews
NWS. Sasuke doesn't know why Orochimaru stuck him in a room full of snakes, but when the snakes start... taking advantage of him, Sasuke can't get them to stop. Yaoi. SnakesSasu. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 3/23/2007 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete
Sadistic Fun by French Kissing Down Under reviews
Hidan goes n vacation from Akatsuki. He winds up meeting a collaoge girl and has some fun. HidanXAyame
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Hidan
Wind by Lady Hanaka reviews
She was like the wind. She was always shifting, never the same from one moment to the next. Some days she was a slight breeze and others she was a tornado. She was complex and confusing and a jumble of emotions that threatened to encompass him. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 30 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Him by freakypetachick reviews
He won't stop. He found me again. Yaoi, noncon, torture, OCC, AU. dark.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
THROUGH YOUR EYES by gabriellepheonix reviews
Riki asks Iason how he sees him. Yaoi Iason x Riki. Rated m
Ai no Kusabi - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,743 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Complete
Lucidly dreaming by meikouhaikitsune reviews
Iason walks into a show his pet didn't know he was putting on.
Ai no Kusabi - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,300 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/2/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Complete
Revenge of the Uke by Lotus Aia reviews
Kakairu yaoi! Kakashi gets a taste of his own medicine, so to speak, when he incites a bit of anger into Iruka one night. Genma and Kakashi talk about the bewildering incident over a beer. P2Iruka and Raidoh talk at break over said incident.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 3/19/2006 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Breaking and Entering by Snitwick reviews
Ever since he heard a rumor about Ibiki and Kakashi sleeping together, Asuma can't get it out of his head. He thinks Ibiki is a sadist. Kurenai disagrees. They place a bet on Ibiki's sanity, but how do they determine a winner? AsuKure IbiKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,667 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2006 - Asuma S., Kurenai Y. - Complete
Facts and Assumptions by foreverlight reviews
When you assume things, you make an ass out of you and me. But when Maes makes an assumption, he makes an ass out of himself and everyone around him. There plenty of implied royai.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Riza H., Roy M.
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A party with some friends reviews
Jean has a party on a friday night after work and to relax herself, Riza Hawkeye decides to go. I mean what could possibly happen at the party anyway? M rated fic for reasons in later chapters. Royriza pairing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,430 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Riza H., Roy M. - Complete
A simple way to annoy both Sasuke and Orichimaru reviews
Funny stuff. A little OOC and no lemon.It's just a joke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Sasuke U., Orochimaru - Complete