Hey, Hay Of The Meadow here! Just wanted to tell you guys about me!:

Name: Hay

Gender: Female

DOB: Inauguration Day. Don't know what that is? Look it up!

Age: Under 30

Unofficial Beta: Phantomfanatic0312 (Though she probably won't Beta my crossover. She CANNOT STAND them. She hates their guts! But I love 'em)

Favorite color: Purple

I am currently DONE on a PJO/YJ story. Woo Hoo!

-Hoshikusa Sōgen

More Facts!:

-I love Greek Mythology!

-Some of my favorite books include: Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, Heroes of Olympus, the Infernal Devices, and Kane Chronicles!

-I have a total of 5 best friends. Sad, I know...

-My friends on FF are LuvStruckWriter and Phantomfanatic0321. (Shut up Sam. I put Abby and Alya first 'cause that's just how I felt like writing it.)

-My favorite house is Hufflepuff, 'cause I'm a Puff!

-And finally, I have a habit of staying up 'til 3 of 4 in the morning reading FanFiction!

FAVORITE QUOTES!! (I will probably add more...)

-"Let us find the dam snack bar," Zoe said. "We should eat while we can."

Grover cracked a smile. "The dam snack bar?"

Zoe blinked. "Yes. What is funny?"

"Nothing," Grover said, trying to keep a straight face. "I could use some dam French fries."

Even Thalia smiled at that. "And I need to use the dam restroom."

I busted up, and I probably would've kept laughing all day, but then I heard a noise:

"Mooooo."

The smile melted off my face. I wondered if the noise was just in my head, but Grover stopped laughing too. He was looking around, confused. "Did I just hear a cow?"

"A dam cow?" Thalia laughed.

"No," Grover said. "I'm serious."

ADOSH: Attention Deficit-Ohh Shiny Thing

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn.

Strangers stab you in the front. Friends stab you in the back. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. But best friends only poke each other with straws :)

Nope, can't go to Hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me...

Women are angels. When someone breaks our wings, we continue flying...on broomsticks.

Imperfection Is Beauty. Madness is Genius. And it’s better to be absolutely ridiculous than absolutely stupid.

If you solemnly swear you are up to no good, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence you tried at all.

"I do not do drugs. I do sugar"

"Growing old is mandatory...growing up is optional..."

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!

Some might say that Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark side and it binds the universe together.

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver!

I'm not spoiled, I'm just always right! -Ethan, my little bro.

Come to the nerd side... We have Pi.

Come to the Neutral side... We have Swiss chocolate.

in-con-ceiv-a-ble (in-kuhn-see-vuh-buhl) adj.
1. not concievable.
2. not what you think it means.

LOGIC: MONEY buys BACON. BACON makes HAPPINESS. THEREFORE...
MONEY buys HAPPINESS.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The Doctor.

Necessity is the mother of invention... MacGyver is the father.

Cool story, Bro. Needs more dragons though.

DO YOU WANT TO:
A) Bring back a dead guy?
B) Rescue your true love?
C) Avenge your murdered father?
D) Storm the castle?
Then you need...
MIRACLE MAX: Miracle Worker Extraordinaire!

COME SEE THE TERRORS OF THE FIRE SWAMP:
1. Lightning Sand
2. ROUSs
3. Fire Spurts

I'm not afraid of the dark. I'm afraid of the ninjas that hide in the dark.

It's not rocket surgery!

KEEP CALM and put BACON on.

Strangers have the best candy.

"THE CLASSIC BLUNDERS"
1. Never get in a land war in Asia.
2. Never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Real men don't sparkle. Real men defeat Dark Wizards.

It's ON like ALDERAAN.

THE SECRET TO LIFE:
up up down down left right left right B A start.

"These aren't the DRAGONS we are looking for..."

CONTENTS:
1x Human
(May contain nuts)

Always be yourself!
Unless you can be Batman.
Then always be Batman!

WANTED DEAD & ALIVE:
Schrodinger's Cat

WARNING:
If zombies chase us, I'm tripping you.

The only thing we have to fear, is fear itself... and spiders.

LEADING CAUSES OF CAR ACCIDENTS:
1. Speeding
2. Texting
3. Turtle Shells

May the TRIFORCE be with you...

The GIRL with the DRAGONS.

On a scale of 1 to 10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?

Dance to your own beat.

Gryffindors are brave,
while Slytherins are cunning and ambitious,
and Ravenclaws are smart and bookish.
However, those of Hufflepuff,
are those with big hearts and a smile,
the peace-makers of the Wizarding World.
That does NOT make us wimps!

Hufflepuff:
The Canada of the Wizarding World.
(I applaud you if you get this...)

Knowledge is power. . . power corrupts. . . study hard. . . BE EVIL!

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but cooler... As long as it isn't Sparklepires...

Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh the fun I will have.

If you've ever caught a shiny Pokemon, copy and paste this and list which one(s) you captured. Do A Barrel Roll: Nidorina, Noctowl, and Pikachu; Hay Of The Meadow: Boldore;

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because you're a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, put this into your profile.

If you've ever chuckled darkly, copy and paste!

If you see no point in making the bed because you are just going to unmake it, copy and paste this into your profile.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

I used to have superpowers, but then my therapist took them away.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Good things come to those who break clay pots.

ASK ME about my video game achievements!

Raisin cookies are the main reason why I have trust issues.

When I'm sad, I stop being sad, and be AWESOME instead.

BIGFOOT: Hide & Seek Champion

Little brothers get Luigi... (Even if I'm the big sister...)

Two roads diverged in a wood, and I took the one on the left because the one on the right looked muddy, and I had nice shoes on.

LINK'S GARDENING SERVICE:
We cut your grass for free.
We take whatever we find.

"Haters gonna hate." -Abe Lincoln

In Heaven, EVERYONE has a Batmobile.

"WHY IS THERE A SODDING BAZOOKA IN YOUR CLOSET!?!" - England to America, It's Not What You Think!
xx-animeXalchemist-xx

"Arson is an important ninja skill,"he lectured, "and I wouldn't be much of an instructor if I let you graduate without making sure you'd mastered it." -Squad 7 and Their Accidental Instructor Older than Time

I Hay Of The Meadow pledge

To Remember Robin whenever the circus comes to town

To Remember Wally whenever I see somebody who can't slow down

I pledge

To Remember Superboy when a see a fight break out

To Remember M'gann when someone doesn't like to shout

I pledge

To Remember Kaldur when I see the sea

To Remember Roy when someone says someone's untrustworthy

I pledge

To Remember Artemis when I see a girl who can fight on her own

To Remember Zatanna whenever I go to see a magic show

I pledge

To Remember Rocket whenever I see purple lights

I pledge

To Remember Young Justice's first Team and all the good times

-From AdenaWolf

Here is a questionaire you can do by listing twelve characters and then answering the questions. I did it with some of my favorite characters.

1. Wally West/Kid Flash

2. Artemis Crock/Artemis/Tigress

3. Will Treaty

4. Gilan

5. Dick Grayson/Robin I/Nightwing (Hey. Hey Abby. I can still type it!)

6. Halt

7. Annabeth Chase

8. Hermione Granger

9. Luna Lovegood

10. Percy Jackson

11. Bruce Wayne/Batman

12. Alyss

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

(Halt, Batman) WHAT? HELL NO! TO BOTH QUESTIONS! Though they're both great leaders... I wonder who would top? *slaps face* NO! Bad thought, bad thoughts...

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

(Gilan) *Eyes shift nervously* Umm... No?

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

(Alyss, Hermione pregnant) Ummmm... Will would shoot Hermione... And Ron would try to kill Alyss, then Will would shoot him? That's a lot of blood...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

(Luna) Yeah. There was this one where she meets the Joker... Hehehehe... I like crossovers?

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

(Halt and Artemis) No. Just. No. They're both too independant. And one's like... 21? And the other's... 63? *Halt comes up behind author* Hehehe... Hi Halt. Wait... WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT KNIFE?

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

(Robin/Luna or Robin/Percy) Umm... 5/9? At least they're around the same age... And different genders...

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

(Annabeth interrupts Artemis and Alyss) HA! All 'A' names! Sorry... Off topic. Anyway... They would all be extremely embarrassed. And Arty would threaten Annabeth with her arrows. And Percy would threaten her with his sword... *smack* BAD MIND! BAD, BAD MIND! (I'm laughing at myself, thinking I wasn't even disturbed by the girlXgirl...)

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

(Wally/Hermiones fluff) Umm... Perhaps? I haven't read any...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

(Annabeth, Alyss) Gosh... I'm bad at titles... Ummm... 'Broken Hearts'? Where both their boyfriends have died, and they're comforting each other? *smack!* Gosh... I REALLY have a dirty mind...

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

(Batman) I don't even KNOW what 'draw' means... But write? No. (I"m feeling really stupid if 'draw' just means 'to draw' and not some dirty crap...)

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

A threesome between Gilan, Artemis, and Dick? I woud hope not...

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

(Hermione) I don't know any songs about smart people... They're all about drugs or some crap like that...

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

(Wally, Halt, Alyss) Vibrating, old crotchety dudes (*whap!* HEY! You know it's true!), and insanity follow?

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

(Robin) I would say... Yesterday? About his acting skillz?

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3).

"Wally and Annabeth are in a happy relation ship until Luna runs off with Annabeth (To read, bitches!). Wally, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Batman (o.O. Wonder what Barry and Dick has to say about that?) and a brief, unhappy affair with Alyss (Will just died, you know.), then follows the wise advice of Robin (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Robin's like 'Get the hell away from my father!') and finds true love with Will. (O.O A Will/Wally story? But I thought he was dead!)

Four (Gilan) invites three (Will) to have dinner at his/her house. What happens?

"Hey. Hey Gilan."

Gilan opened his eyes blearily. "What?"

"Do you have anymore coffee?"

Gilan just groans and bangs his head on the table. Halt was right, he thought. Will high on coffee is. Not. Fun.

Nine (Luna) tries to get five (Robin) to go to a strip club.

"Come, Richard. The Wrackspurts are coming from over here!"

Dick's jaw dropped as he watched Luna, the crazy girl she is, wander freely into a strip club.

If you could choose to sleepover at either one's (Wally) or six's (Halt) house who would you choose?

Wally. Halt would make me get up at dawn to do chores. Plus Wally has FOOD!! *drool*

Two (Artemis) and Seven (Annabeth) are making out and Ten (Percy) walks in. What happens?

"Hey Annabeth. We need you to--" Percy's eyes widened. Why in Hades was Annabeth making out with her sister? (Read "Demigod Secrets") Percy just turns around and walked away to hide. Slowly. But not before running off to tell Wally.

Three (Will) falls in love with Six (Halt) and Eight (Hermione) is Jealous. What happens?

IT IS IN A MENTORISH/FATHERISH WAY. THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO SLASH. EWWWWWW!!!!!! And Hermione is jealous of their family/ mentorship.

Four (Gilan) jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to save you?

The author is walking in a dark alley. I'm not completely sure why, she just is. Suddenly, she heres this rustling sound.

"Hello?" she calls out tentavely. "Is anybody there?" She sees someone step out of the shadows in the corner of her eye. Her eyes widen. Oh. Shit. It's Gilan. And he's drunk. The author runs screaming "HHHHHAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" out of the alley before Gilan can even move.

One (Wally) starts a cooking show. 15 minutes later what happens?

Absolutely nothing. There was no food in the first place. Wally ate it all.

Three (Will) has to marry either eight (Hermione), four (Gilan), or nine (Luna) who will he/she choose?

Luna. He likes the way she thinks. Plus she's blond. (Hehehehehe... Alyss)

Seven (Annabeth) kidnaps two (Artemis) and demands something from 5 (Dick). What is it?

"Dick." The Boy Wonder turns around slowly.

"Yes, Annabeth?" he smiles sweetly. Too sweetly. Her eyes narrow.

"Give. It. Back." She seethes. Robin can see that she is pissed.

"Why should I?" Annabeth smirks.

"I have my sister backing me up. You know what she can do." Robin pales. Oh. Gods. He better go get that laptop...

Everybody gangs up on three (Will). Does three have a chance in hell?

Everyone? 'Cause if the other sides got Halt and Gilan, no. He's freakin' screwed.

Everybody is invited to two's (Artemis) and ten's (Percy) wedding except eight (Hermione). How do they react?

Hermione cries silently. And then go reads some novel on true love.

One (Wally) is late for two's (Artemis) and ten's (Percy) wedding. What happens? And why were they late?

Wally drags his feet slowly. He doesn't want to lose her. But if she loves someone else... He has to let her go. As they say, If you love something, let it go. But if it returns, it is your forever. Wally looks up at the clock. It's time for the wedding. He puts on a cheerful and joking mask to hide his true feelings. He wants to be happy for Percy and Artemis. It's just that he hates Percy to the end of the world right now.

Five (Dick) and Nine (Luna) end up drunk at your house. What do you do?

Ask if they just came back from the strip club. Then gigle maddly, take pictures, and call Bruce.

Nine (Luna) murders two's (Artemis) best friend. What does two do for revenge?

Kill her. After all, she just killed her boyfriend, right?

Six (Halt) and One (Wally) are in mortal danger. Will they save each other or will one forget the other and make it out?

No. Halt's to noble for that. Plus they have a freakin' speedster and Halt. I mean, he's Halt. Of course, they'll survive!

Eight (Hermione) and three (Will) go camping but they forget to bring food. What do they do?

"Will?" Hermione asks tentavely.

"What?"

"We forgot food."

Will sighs. "I'll go get the snares..."

Five (Dick) is in a car crash and is in critical condition. What does nine (Luna) do?

Luna would mumble about the Nargles distracting everyone on the road these days. And everyone else would glare at her for not caring.

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (Copy and paste if you want to join:)

1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)

2. Meet the recruitment bunny!

3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!

4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA *cough cough!*

5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!

6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!

7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?

8. WORLD DOMINATION! THE BEST reason!

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Yaaay Kitty!!

This is Kitty. Please copy and paste Kitty into your signature to help him gain world domination.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

YOUR REAL NAME: Hay

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle)

Hayizzle (HAAAYYYYYY! IZZZLLLLLEEEEE!)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Purple Tiger (That doesn't even make sense...)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name):

Nicole Eighth (Shut up. I live on 8th Street.)

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name):

Harhaton (Not bad... But, how do you pronouce that?)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Blue Arizona (XD...)

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your mom's maiden name, 3rd letter of you dad's middle name, 1st letter of a sibling's first name, last letter of your mom's middle name):

Arciyey (Okay, that sounds pretty cool.)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name):

Kay (... It sounds like you're saying a shortened version of 'Okay'...)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Faith (Haha! I changed it from 'Black Daisy'! I hated that darn cat!)

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser.

Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on.

Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself.

Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.

Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other wacky thing you can think of

Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny.

Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!".

Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds.

Crazy is when you start laughing at the term 'cheap plastic' when no one else knows why.

Crazy is when you randomly started laughing like a maniac during a test.

Crazy is when your trying to help someone, but get side-tracked by a bug.

Crazy is when you just KNOW frogs will rule the world some day!

Crazy is when you run into a glass door and laugh at your blood all over the floor.

Crazy is when you find yourself having a crush on a fictional character, who not only happens to be married and a father, but also dead.

Crazy is running around in your pajamas yelling 'I'M SO ATTRACTIVE!' just because you need a confidence boost.

Crazy is making enough inside jokes to fill up several books within the span of one day.

Crazy is when you start to sing at every awkward pause just because you don't like silence.

Crazy is having the urge to do something illegal, and then happening to mention the urge to your mother in casual conversation :P

Crazy is going on fanfiction every spare moment when you have a project that you haven't started due the next day.

Crazy is dipping a carrot in orange juice because you feel like it.

Crazy is when you start laughing for no reason at the most inappropriate moment, and you don't even know why, so you laugh harder.

Crazy is you and your friends naming stuffed animals unisex names with a mixture of your names, and the boys you like's names. Crazy is also then baptizing said animals though one friend is a Catholic, another is an Atheist, and the third is a Muslim. (And naming each other the godmothers of course!)

Crazy is sitting in a bathtub because you want to be rebellious.

Crazy is when you cry because you stubbed your toe yet again

Crazy is when, after stubbing said toe, you Cry out " Oh no! Pinky toe die, pinky toe dead-- I KILLED PINKY TOE" then start to cry all over again.

crazy is when you stare at the wall for (literally)an hour and no one can disturb you from your wall-staring

Crazy is when while you are talking to someone in another corner of your mind you are wondering something bizzarely random like " I wonder if my cat likes pie" and then unknowingly announcing it out loud instead of what you meant to say out loud partway through the conversation

Crazy is when you have a supreme inner battle with all your personalities and figure out you really didn't need to do that because you forgot what the battle was about in the first place.

Crazy is when you make up words to explain your personality to your friends.

Crazy is when you decide to turn your socks into animals

Crazy is when you make a puppet lay an egg. Then give the egg to a friend about to be sent to the hospital

Crazy is when you manically laugh randomly throughout the day, or randomly start quoting movies.

If you're crazy, copy this on your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

You love hoodies
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture
Sad movies suck
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter (My Aunt and Grandpa are.)
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors (LETS GO BLUE)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun
Talk with food in your mouth
Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL: 12

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (Sometimes)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (GASP! NEVER!)
You were in gymnastics/dance. (I was in dance for a month or two... I don't remember.)
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should. (Ya, but I must say smiling is more fun then frowning)
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it
Like being the star of every thing (Sometimes...)

TOTAL: 10

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast PJO FANS:will tell Zeus to make it rain

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! And WTF! PJO FANS: say OH MY GODS! And WHAT IN HADES!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings PJO FANS:won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or i'll tell on you!PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that PJO fans are stupid PJO FANS: know that normal people are stupid

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation PJO FANS: would try and find Camp Half Blood

1. Name one of your scars? How did you get it?

There's one on the inside of my left leg, just below my knee. *blushes* It was my scooter...

2. What is on the wall in your room?

Well, nothing currently. There's several posters I've been meaning to hang up, though. Including a Star Wars one!

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep?

My parents insist I snore, but they haven't given me proof...

4. What type of music do you listen to?

Mostly country. I like some good rock and pop songs, though.

5. Do you know what time you were born?

5:34 PM I think... Sad, right?

6. What are you doing right now?

Sitting in a comfy chair, typing.

7. What do you miss?

Young Justice, my 3DS...

8. What is your most prized possession?

My 3DS and games... and My giant bookself with all my books and dragon statues!

9. How tall are you?

5'4", I think.

10. Do you get claustrophobic?

Not really.

11. Are you afraid of the dark?

I have an active imagination, so when I'm just sitting in the dark, trying to fall asleep, I imagine things... Including zombies and Weeping Angels.

12. Who was the last person who made you mad?

Hmm... My little bro, I think. xD

13. What’s your favorite sport?

Does swimming count? I like swimming.

14. Who do people compare you to?

My aunt Katie. We look alike.

15. Coffee or Energy Drink?

Coffee tastes disgusting, and energy drinks give me a headache. Give me a raspberry iced tea!

16. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Pepperoni and olives.

17. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be?

Spicy chicken from Taco John's down the street... With Potato Oles and cheese sauce... And my raspberry iced tea!

18. Have you ever eaten a goldfish?

Not a live one. Just the crackers. .

19. What was the most meaningful gift you’ve ever gotten?

A giant stuffed frog from my Grandma... And a stained glass picture... And my dragon statues!

20. Do you like anybody?

MAYBE... Does a fictional character count?

21. Are you double jointed?

My big toes are... xD

22. Favorite clothing brand…

I dunno.

23. Do you have any pets?

Not any more... :'(

24. What kind is it?

My cat, Toby...

25. Would you do ANYTHING for your best friend?

Depends on how fun it would be... ;) Yes.

26. What would you say is the best to tell someone they’re ugly?

Repeat of 22. I dunno...

27. Say a number 1 to 100.

42.

28. What is the one number you call the most?

Probably my mom.

29. What annoys you the most?

Rude people, fakers, and bullies. Oh, and corrupt people. Oh! The government makes me so mad sometimes!

30. Have you ever been out of the US?

I wish. *dreamy sigh*

31. Your weaknesses?

Food. And I can't run worth a darn. Oh! And I'm blind as a bat without my contacts or my glasses...

32. Have you ever met anyone famous?

Nope.

33. First job?

Watching kids. Y'know, babysitting?

34. Ever done a prank call?

Does answering the phone with 'Pizza Hut' count?

35. What were you doing before you filled this out?

Reading fanfiction. Then I got kicked off, and read Heat Wave.

36. Have you ever had surgery?

I was a C-section. Does that count?

37. What do you get complimented the most about?

My hair, and my eyes.

38. Have you ever had braces?

Not yet. I hope not ever!

39. What do you want for your birthday?

Good food, books, legos.

40. How many kids do you want?

Two or three.

41. Were you named after anyone?

I don't think so...

42. Do you wish on stars?

Sometimes.

43. What kind of shampoo do you use?

Paul Mitchell...

44. Do you like your handwriting?

Yeah. Sometimes I thinks it's too big, though.

45. What’s your favorite lunch meat?

Ham. Or bacon.

46. Any bad habits?

Chewing my fingernails. Horribly!

47. What CD are you most embarrassed to have?

Shrek 2. It has "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" on it...

48. If you were another person, would you be friends with yourself?

I don't know. Sometimes I'm REALLY crazy, other times I'm really quiet...

49. Do looks matter?

Not really.

50. How do you release anger?

I shout, then I cry. xP

51. What is your favorite toy as a child?

Barbies. And the occasional blanket.

52. Where is your second home?

My grandparent's houses, and the hills.

53. How many numbers are in your cell phone?

None. I don't have a cell phone...

54. Were you a fan of Barney as a child?

Yes, I think. But now I despise him.

55. Do you use sarcasm?

I don't use it very subtly...

56. What’s your favorite line from a movie?

"Fezzik, are there rocks ahead? If there are, we'll soon be dead! No more rhymes, I mean it! Anybody want a peanut? GAH!" -Fezzik, Inigo, and Vizzini, The Princess Bride

57. What do you look for in a guy?

I'm not really looking...

58. What are your nicknames?

Frog, Bug, Hurricane, Triple H.

59. Who is your favorite singer/rapper/musician?

I rather like Blake Shelton, Band Perry, Eagles, AC/DC, and The Lumineers.

60. What is your favorite TV show?

Young Justice, Castle, and Chopped.

7 reasons not to mess with kids

Reason 1 A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, “When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah.” The teacher asked, ” What if Jonah went to hell?” The little girl replied, “Then you ask him”.

Reason 2 A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child’s work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was. The girl replied, “I’m drawing God.” The teacher paused and said, “But no one knows what God looks like.” Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, “They will in a minute.”

Reason 3 A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year old After explaining the commandment to “honor” thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, “Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?” Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, “Thou shall not kill.”

Reason 4 One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.” The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

Reason 5 The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. “Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, ‘There’s Jennifer, she’s a lawyer,’ or ‘That’s Michael, he’s a doctor.’ A small voice at the back of the room rang out,”And there’s the teacher, she’s dead. ”

Reason 6 A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, “Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face..” “Yes,” the class said. “Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn’t run into my feet?” A little fellow shouted, “Cause your feet ain’t empty.”

Reason 7 The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.” Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies. A child had written a note, “Take all you want - God is watching the apples.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly… Or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I READ COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I'm a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I'm a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT... I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I'm STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I don't care if...you're gay or bi or straight,everybody needs love.
I don't care if...you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if...you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if...you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if...you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if...you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if...you're different, everybody is.

Things I'm Not Allowed To Do at Hogwarts:

1. I will not poke Hufflepuff’s with spoons, nor will I insist that their house colors indicate that they are “covered in bees”.
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class
3. Growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is not “an extra credit project for Herbology”.
4. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.
5. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch’s office is not appropriote.
6. I will not go to class skyclad.
7. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
8. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told you I was hardcore”.
9. I will stop referring to showering as “giving Moaning Myrtle an eyeful”.
10. Polishing my wand in the common room is acceptable. “Polishing my wand” in the common room is not.
11. If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that fact and draw the Dark Mark on their arm.
12. House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
13. Staring a betting pool on the fate of this years DADA teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever money-making concept.
14. I will not start every potions class by asking Professor Snape if today’s project is suitable for use as a sexual lubricant.
15. “Liften Separatis Crotchum” is not a real spell.
16. I will not claim Chick Tracts are an accurate presentation of Muggle life.
17. Seamus Finnegan is not “after me Lucky Charms”.
18. I will not refer to the Weasley twins as”bookends”.
19. I will not refer to the Patil twins as “bookends”.
20. I will not call the DADA teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
21. There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.
22. I will not provide Luna Lovegood with Coast-to-Coast AM transcripts.
23. I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class.
24. I will not place anything by Silver Ravenwolf on the library shelves.
25. Tricking the school house elf into stripping does not mean they are now mine even if I yell “Pwned!”
26. I am not a sloth Animagus.
27. I am not a tribble Aimagus.
28. I am allowed to have a toad, rat, cat, or owl. I am not allowed to have a reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or a piranha.
29. I do not weigh the same as a duck.
30. Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
31. I do not have a Dalek Patronus.
32. I will not lick Trevor.
33. I will stop asking the Arithmancy teacher what the square root of -1 is.
34. The Ravenclaws are not “Mentals in training”.
35. Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazghul is coincidental.
36. I will not change the password to the prefect’s bath to “Makes getting clean almost as much fun as getting dirty”.
37. There is no such thing as an Invisibility Thong.
38. Professor Flitwick does not wish to be adressed as “Admiral Naismith”.
39. Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” is only funny the first time.
40. I will not offer to pose nude for Colin Creevey.
41. I will not offer to pose nude for Dean Thomas.
42. “42″ is not the answer to every question to the O.W.L.’s.
43. It is a bad idea to tell Professor McGonagall she takes herself too seriously.
44. I am not to Owl copies of the Evil Overlord List to suspected Death Eaters.
45. I will not offer to prepare tandori owl.
46. I will stop asking when we will learn to make “Love Potion Number Nine”.
47. I will not ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.
48. I will not teach the first-years to sing “A Wizard’s Staff Has A Knob On The End”.
49. If Ginny Weasley wanted to borrow my Darkover books, she would have said so already.
50. I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
51. I will not go to meals dressed as Choda Boy.
52. Sirius Black did not found the Sirius Cybernetics Corp.
53. I will not draw an “H” on Percy Weasley’s forehead.
54. My name is not Captain Subtext.
55. Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab does not sell potions ingredients and I will not resell their products as “Veela Pheremones”.
56. I will not refer to Kingsley Shacklebolt as a “Big Black Sex Auror”.
57. I cannot Hadoken anything into oblivion.
58. Professor Flitwick’s first name is not Yoda.
59. I am not the Defense Against the Boring Classes Professor.
60. I am no longer allowed to use the words “pimp cane” in front of Draco Malfoy.
61. It is generally accepted that cats and dragons cannot interbreed and I
should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the
result would be.
62. Gryffindor courage does not come in bottles labeled “Firewhiskey”.
63. Using the Engorgio charm on certain parts of the human anatomy is not
permitted on school grounds, not even for entertainment purposes.
64. First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.
65. A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or drumming on desks, no matter how bored I become.
66. It is inappropriate to slip sample bottles of Selsun Blue into Professor Snape’s personal postbox.
67. I will stop referring to Hufflepuff’s as “cannon fodder”.
68. I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
69. First-years should not be encouraged to befriend the Whomping Willow.
70. Novelty or holiday themed ties are not to be worn with my school uniform.
71. I will not use my socks to make hand puppets of the Slytherin house mascot.
72. When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June battle of Good v. Evil, I
will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can be only ONE!”.
73. I should not refer to DADA professors as “canaries in the coal mine”.
74. I will not say the phrase “Dude, get a life.” to Lord Voldemort.
75. I will not put books of muggle fairy tales in the history section of the library.
76. There is not now, nor has there ever been, a fifth house at Hogwarts.
And I am not a member of that house, nor am I its founder.
77. I will not refer to the Accio charm as “The Force”.
78. Albus Dumbledore’s proper title is “Headmaster”, not “My Liege”.
79. I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I foresaw her death.
80. I will not use Slytherin and Gryffindor first years as Christmas decorations.
81. Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
82. If asked in class what the Avada Kedavra curse does, yelling “It Does
DEATH!!!” may be correct but it is not the manner in which one should
answer.
83. I am not allowed out of my dorm when visitors from the Ministry are here.
84. I am not allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.
85. Ravenclaw’s do not find a sign saying “The library is closed for and indefinite time period” amusing in any sense.
86. I will not attempt to recreate the Key to Time in Transfiguration class.
87. A time turner is not a flux capacitator, and I should therefore not install one in any Muggle cars.
88. I am not allowed to use silencing charms on my Professors.
89. I will not charm Hermione’s time turner to rotate every half-hour.
90. If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
91. I will not claim my X-Files tapes are “Auror Training Videos”.
92. When being interrogated by a member of the staff, I am not to wave my
hand and announce “These are not the droids you are looking for”.
93. I am not a member of the Spanish Inquisition.
94. Albus Dumbledore is not my personal Jesus.
95. I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
96. I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what
happens.
97. I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts: A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
98. “OMGWTF” is not a spell.
99. I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss.
100. I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
101. I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbott and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.
102. I will not cast the occasional Oblivate spell on Dumbledore, even if it would be amusing.
103. I am not allowed to give the Gryffindors Pixie Stix.
104. I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and take bets on who will come out alive.
105. I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they are real animals.
106. I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.
107. I will not sing The Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin Quidditch matches.
108. I will not tell first years that they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.
109. I will not douse Harry Potter’s Invisibility Cloak with lemon juice to
see if he will become visible wearing it and standing near the fire in
the common room.
110. I will not tell first years that Moon Prism Power is a basic Transfiguration spell.
111. I will not yell “Believe it… or not!” after any of Dumbledore’s speeches.
112. Bringing fortune cookies to Divination class does not count for extra credit.
113. My name is not “The Dark Lord Happy-Pants” and I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.
114. There is no such thing as the Chamber of Double Secret Probation.
115. I will not attempt to magically animate my marshmallow Peeps.
116. I will never ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.
117. Voldemort is not Ganandorf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.
118. I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rock series during Arithmancy exams.
119. I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of “Knights of the Round Table” for the Christmas feast.
120. I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.
121. I am not allowed to make lightsaber sound with my wand.
122. “Draco Malfoy Takes it Up The Arse” is not an acceptable Quidditch chant.
123. I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
124. I will not wear my DEATH EATER AND PROUD OF IT! shirt to school.
125. I am not allowed to reenact famous battles of the Revolutionary War in the charms corridor.
126. I am not allowed to declare an official Hug A Slytherin Day.
127. I am not allowed to introduce myself to the first years as Tim the Enchanter.
128. I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance into any classroom.
129. I will not try and start Naked Thursdays in the Common Room.
130. It is not necessary for me to yell “BAMF!” every time I Apparate.
131. I will not steal Gryffindor’s sword from Dumbledore’s office and use it to patrol the hallways.
132. I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.
133. I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes”.
134. I will not teach the first years to play “The Penis Game” in the Great Hall during dinner.
135. I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue.
136. I will not organize a Hogwarts Fight Club.
137. It is a bad idea to tell Professor Snape he takes himself too seriously.
138. I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.
139. I will not dress up in a Dementor suit and use a Dustbuster on Harry’s lips to get him to do what I want.
140. I will not start food fights in the Great Hall.
141. I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
142. “To conquer the earth with an army of flying monkeys” is not an appropriote career choice.
143. I will not sing “We’re off to see the wizard” when sent to the Headmaster’s office.
144. The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
145. It is not necessary to yell “Burn!” everytime Snape takes points from Gryffindor.
146. “Y’all check this-here shit out!” is not an appropriate way to announce
that you are about to perform an experimental spell.
147. I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells and shout “I have the power!”
148. I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.
149. I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights Who Say Ni have challenged
him to a duel and then have students yell “Ni” from various directions.
150. Getting everyone in the Great Hall to do the Time Warp will not earn me any house points .

Bully Girl

For a while now she's teased me

I've learned to ignore it

But some things she said

Just stay in my head

The looks and the faces

Mean and unkind

Bugging me, bothering me

Scaring my mind

My life will get better

In the end she will see

Those things that she said

Brought the strength out in me

To stand up to her

Make her leave me alone

Then I'll finally shine

A light all my own.

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