![]() Author has written 1 story for Twilight. My name's Cassie, for future reference ;) Here is a link to another story of mine called Monkey See: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2694935/1/Monkey_See Neophyte Epilogue pics: Here's a peom put bring you awareness of what is happening in the world: My name is Chris. I am three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't do a wrong I can't speak at all Or else I'm locked up All day long. When I'm awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice, So maybe i'll just get One whipping tonight. I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's bar. I hear him curse My name is called I press myself Against the wall I try to hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry He finds me weeping Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And run to the door He's already locked it And i start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken, "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much to late His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape The hurt and the pain Again and again O please God, have mercy! O please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor My name is Chris I am three, Tonight my daddy Murdered me. If you think child abuse is wrong, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. 80 of young teenage girls think Zac Effron is HOT, if your one of the 18 who shake their heads sadly and dismissivley, paste this into your profile. if your one of the 2 who nearly puke when you hear the words Zac Efron or High School Musical paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: DaichiKun, Armageddon_rider, KittyKLL, Musiclover101twilight411, People tell me i'm on crack, i tell them to shut up or i'm going back to hogwarts. Sexy feet. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. If, for no reason, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, Kyo Rox My Sox, Kyki the Late Night Writer, Princess-Goth, KittyKLL, Musiclover101twilight411, CORN MUFFINS!. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. 92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.. 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the frick'n trix, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile (... ... ... HAHAHAHAHAHA!!) If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you think Fred should just let Barney have the freakin' Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. if there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile (Me: Poke.) if you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile (wait...) If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. Ociffer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God! Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! I make the cowardly lion look like the terminator! Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. I ran with scissors, and lived! (COOL!) "Wal-Mart, do they like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. But a best friend will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay isn't it?" Huh, it figures. All the good guys are taken, cursed, or both. I don't obsess! I think intensely. It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious! Smile first thing in the morning. Get it over with. Don't worry about the world coming to an end today; it's already tomorrow in Australia. Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them more. I intend to live forever. So far, so good...(I thought I was dead) Consciousness: That annoying time between naps. Suicide is Man's way of telling God, 'You can't fire me, I quit.' A day without sunshine is...night. When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell. Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that. DO NOT HIT KIDS!! No, seriously. They have guns now. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?(ME MYSELF AND MY BOOKS!) You think you're all that and a bag of chips. Well I'm all that and a bag of skittles. So taste my rainbow, bitch. (SKITTLES!) All the good ones are either gay, married, taken, or fictional characters in books or movies. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I only have PMS on days that end in the letter "y". I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. (BANG! It don't work =p) A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?" I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to "magically wrap around" Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody! A rock would tear that shiz up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "oh shiz, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!" There is no "I" in team but I do all the work anyways cause the others are too lazy... Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies. When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..." I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. If you don't like me, there is nothing I can do. Here's a newsflash Honey, I don't live to please you 'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO! Silence is golden; Duct tape is SILVER I have the cape I make the whoosh noises. When i walk past an automatic door and it opens for me, i worry that if i dont go through it, i might hurt its feelings. I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his PURSE. Me and the gummi bears have a plot to rule the world...but Shhh...its a secret Don't follow in my footsteps...i run into walls. My friends are the kind that if my house was burning down...they would be making SMORES and hitting on the FIREMEN. My friends are also the kind that spend hours trying to dround a fish. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE THE VOICES ONLY TALK TO ME!! If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty - If you could read that, put it in your profile - Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this. theres a blond a brunett and a red head there stuck on an island when they find a lamp they rub it and genie comes out he say you get three wishes the brunett auotmactically says i wish i was home PUFF! she gone next the red head says i wish i was in Hollywood PUFF! shes gone. only the blond is left. she thinks and thinks. then she finally says i wish i my friends back! I'm a blond too, so take no offense :) Gawd, I love copying and pasting things I can relate to to my profile from other people's profiles. So, thanks for having hilarious stuff on your profile. Admitting you're weird means you're normal. Saying that you're normal is odd. I admit i'm weird! 95 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile. A girl asked a guy if she was pretty; he said no. She asked him if he wanted her; he said no. She asked him if she left would he cry; he said no. She turned to leave. He grabbed her arm and said, 'You're not pretty, you're beautiful. And I don't want you, I need you. And I wouldn't cry if you left; I would die' If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. Before you criticize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes. The statistics on insanity are that 1 out of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. "You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder" My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems. Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. When all else fails, blow shit up. A good friend picks you up when you fall. A best friend picks you up and then trips you again. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A great friend will be sitting next to you in your cell saying, "We fucked up, huh?" Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls. All the good ones are either gay, married, or fictional characters in books or movies. (Ain't that the truth! -sigh- Edward Cullen...) I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking so good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by. I believe "die bitch" conveys my feelings properly. We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do. Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic. How do you feel now? Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education. I was gifted but the psychiatrist took away my super powers. I used to care, but I take a pill for that now... Sticks and stones are hard on bones, aimed with angry art. Words can sting like anything, but it's silence that breaks hearts. Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why is it when we're talking to God, we're praying, but whenever God talks to us, we're crazy? If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation? They say guns don't kill people, people kill people. Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. At first I wondered why God made you, the I realized even God makes mistakes. Don't call me emo or I'll cry big juicy tears of blood and pain and then I'll die and it will be ALL YOUR FAULT. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! I'm weird and PROUD of it! ~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.~ The difference between a good friend and a best friend... A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." A good friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumbie?" A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you. A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. A best friend will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" A good friend will offer you a soda. A best friend will dump theirs on you. A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in. A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "Run, fucker, run!" A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" A good friendhas never seen you cry. A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore. A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial. If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile (Hee hee, Twilight...) Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe, plus they're really yummy candies. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile. 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate Mike and you're not afraid to say it, paste this into your profile. If you think that Emmett absolutely ROCKS, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you cried, screamed, or threw a fit when Edward left Bella in New Moon, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe (or wish) that the Twilight characters exist, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've started having dreams featuring Twilight characters, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, and were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile sorry it's so long :) I just love copying and pasteing stuff. |
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