Hoping to find a new relic, the Autobot's find something that they never, EVER would have expected. Cute? Tiny? Love-able? Yeah right! There is no way the Autobot's could find the treacherous Starscream, former SIC of the Decepticons could be any of those things, even if he was a helpless and hungry sparkling... Right? Sparkling-Starscream fic. R&R

The sights, the smells, the sounds, the bots and cons... it was all familiar. All too familiar. As though it hadn't yet happened and he already knew what to expect, or as though it was to happen all over again... What is a seeker to do with such influence and power?

Knock Out recruits his fellow sports cars into the Cabal of Irresponsibility. Clearly this will end well!

No one would have thought Bumblebee and Knock Out were capable of getting along, but when they're stuck in a strange new world and their only hope of survival is cooperation . . . Yeah, they're probably doomed.

Wilson is dropped on a mysterious island and given an ultimatum: find Maxwell and have everything go back to normal, or die trying. Other survivors are found along the way, but there is more to this island than meets the eye. Strange, corrupted creatures roam the land, looking to stop them at every turn. Finding Maxwell may prove to be more difficult than anticipated. (More inside)

An older sibling should never have to see their younger siblings cry. And I mean never. Unfortunately, the world is too cruel to spare our younger siblings, and mine are no exception.

Everyone is concerned about the fourth brother. Something isn't right. But what can they do about it besides worry?

During a battle with the Dragon Hunters, Ruffnut is struck down with an arrow. She is taken to Berk, though it is uncertain if she will survive. Fueled with rage and despair, Tuffnut wants to exact his revenge. But his friends will not let him, nor will they let him suffer, on his own. For he is a dragon rider, and the riders and their dragons are one.

When ESP Kitty returns, will it reveal Ichimatsu's secret? (TRIGGER WARNINGS: SELF-HARM and HINTED SUICIDAL THOUGHTS)

Karamatsu doesn't think his brothers care about him at all. They have to prove him wrong, somehow.

Choromatsu swears he's fine, until he's not.

Being the youngest can be tough. Being the youngest with five older brothers...it can be rather frustrating.

Ichimatsu will do anything to defend his favorite brother, even if it's not the best idea in the long run. He's been that way since they were teenagers, if not even longer.

Millions of stellar cycles ago, there circulated a memorable account of the Decepticon leader and his courtship of his new second-in-command. After time marred the faction and its followers, it became a lost tale even to Megatron and Starscream themselves, for to remember is to decide whether it resulted in Megatron's greatest triumph, or his greatest downfall.

Mettaton gets to test drive his EX body for the first time

A simple dare from Astrid to Snotlout is all it takes for the teens to engage in a one-for-all dare off. How far will they be able to go before they either end up killing each other or drive Stoick crazy?

Ruffnut and Tuffnut try to find out in advance what awaits them in Dragon Training. Instead, their lives get turned around in the worst way imaginable. There's a very good chance they won't even survive the experience. Rated T to be safe; the language is all K.

Written by me and Mrs Bumblebee. Animated. One day when Bumblebee is out for a drive, he is spotted and captured by the Decepticon leader. However, as Megatron says, it's not a kidnapping but a surprise adoption. Read on to find out what he means.

"I notice her pull out what appears to be a wilted flower. She carefully smooths out crinkles in the petals with utmost precision. The need to ask what it was came up, but when I saw the sad look on her face, the way her hands shook slightly, I thought better then to open my mouth." When two women try to overcome their own demons and in the process become too reliant on each other.

Wendy just wants to see her sister again, regardless of the consequences.

Deceived. Distraught. Disillusioned. Four souls have entered a world unlike any other. In order to survive they must rely on each other in a land that is out to take what little they have left. With danger closing in on all sides they only have one chance. Either find Maxwell, or die trying. Ready or not, here it comes.

Scout is approached by a mysterious talking crab that claims to be the BLU Spy under a curse; and the only way to break this curse is a kiss from a virgin. Unfortunately for the SpyCrab, the Scout would rather jump off a bridge than kiss another man.

1975: An elusive Mafia Boss has plagued Palermo for a couple of years. Even if the police manages to get its hands on him, he always has an alibi, and walks free the day after. How is it possible for him to be in two places at once all the time?The police sees no other option but to hire two of the best detectives around, a certain mister Carriedo and a certain mister Beilschmidt..

The BLU Medic makes a quick decision that ends up turning his life upside down. An unexpected gesture of charity gives the RED Spy an idea for his next cunning scheme, and the Heavy tries his hand at subterfuge. The Sniper's advice is unasked for, and the Engineer is unamused. There are also Sandviches. (No actual pairings, though one is somewhat implied towards the end.)

Starscream was left at the mercy of the Predacons. This time there was no escape. Will he allow death to consume him or will he accept another chance? One he is assured will be the last if he cannot fix his ways and help shape the world he will soon live in. SPOILERS, SET AFTER TRANSFORMERS: PRIME MOVIE. RATING MAY CHANGE.

Respawn fails, and a solitary BLU is captured by RED in order to save one of their own.

The BLU Scout thought he knew the rules of a rivalry...and none of those rules involved babysitting that idiot RED Scout. Another 'deleted scene' oneshot from Eight Mercenaries and A Toddler.

When Respawn malfunctions and their annoying Scout is turned into something far more precocious, it'll take all of the RED team's wits and patience to look after him. At the same time, Engineer must find a way to turn Scout back into an adult before the BLUs-or anyone else-realizes what's happened. No pairings, just a bunch of exhausted trained killers and one hyperactive child.

It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.

Ruffnut Thorston knew three things about Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III: 1. He was fun to look at, 2. He needed to be caged, and 3. He was hiding something that she didn't really care about. Crushes, plans, and suspicions ahead! The UNtelling of the movie. Minor Ruffcup. Minor Hiccstrid. Canon compliant.

Okay, so, an Englishman, a Japanese, a Prussian, a Russian, and an Italian all walk into an elevator…

AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well. T for Mentor Snape's occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva. Over three million hits!

When a visiting noble attacks Arthur with the intent to kill, Merlin is forced to openly use magic to save his life. With execution less than 24 hours away, a desperate Arthur tricks Merlin into binding their souls in order to prevent his death.

America and Prussia do 37 things in an elevator. The rest of the world is not amused.

TFA: When Megatron tries to recruit the city of Vos for his Decepticon army, their terms of acceptance aren't quite what he was expecting. Rated T for safety, eventual slash.