Umm, personal info time! So, a quick rundown of some things about me:

H/Hr: Because Platonic Love is better than Love/Hate any day of the week.

H/Hr: Because the best things in life are rarely obvious.

H/Hr: Because the best lovers are also best friends.

H/Hr: Because attraction involves much more than bickering and jealousy.

H/Hr: Because we think outside the box and between the lines.

H/Hr: Because do we really need more Weasleys?

H/Hr: Because you actually have to talk when you're not having "sun drenched kisses."

H/Hr: A Rupert and Emma kiss? Ew.

H/Hr: Because Harmony sounds better than Heron any day

H/Hr: Because our fic is better than yours.

H/Hr: Because we don't subscribe to "I love you, I need you, let's fight!"

H/Hr: Because our fandom's better than yours.

H/Hr: OBHPF: One Big Happy Potter Family

H/Hr: OBHWF? Don't make me puke.

H/Hr: Because we did reread, and we still see H/Hr.

H/Hr: Because Harry needs Hermione badly.

H/Hr: Because OBHWF=OBHTS (One Big Historic Therapy Session)

H/Hr: Because Hermione Jean Weasley is just so aesthetically WRONG!

H/Hr: Because at least H/Hr kids won't look like Ronald McDonald

H/Hr: Because Hermione likes Quidditch players…. Really good ones

H/Hr: Because a million hugs, one kiss, and hours of hand holding can't be wrong.

H/Hr: Because Delusional is the word!

H/Hr: You’re just jealous because our fanon makes more sense then your canon.

H/Hr: Because its too hot for a children's series.

H/Hr: Because we don't want their kids named "Hugo" or "Albus"

H/Hr: Because it’s too sexy for Canon.

H/Hr: because true love can't be bound in books

H/Hr: Because they have enough sense not to give their kids names they will hate with a passion.

H/Hr: Because Harry's tastier

H/Hr: Because true love is about more than combining DNA

H/Hr: Because of the way she looked at Harry during the wedding

H/Hr: Because they don't need words to describe it

H/Hr: Because Harry doesn't know what a sister is

H/Hr: Because we support the HEART monster

H/Hr: Because 20 years later, they all woke up from JKRs magic induced coma

H/Hr: Because Hermione pulled him from thoughts of death

H/Hr: Because Godric's Hollow was more than 19 years later could ever be

H/Hr: Best accident in literary history

H/Hr: Because we like to grow, thanks

H/Hr: Because Harry doesn't need a book to understand her

H/Hr: Because I don't want to gag myself with a chainsaw when I read it

H/Hr: Love at it's best

H/Hr Because she chose him over her future husband

H/Hr: Because Harry won't leave when he's hungry

H/Hr: Because he doesn't need a plan for her to trust him

H/Hr: Because she doesn’t need a plan for him to trust her

H/Hr: Because Ron needed a book to do what Harry's been doing subconsciously for six years.

HHR: Because I could bear their decision on a child's name.

H/Hr: Because two heads are better than one, and with R/Hr, there's only one.

H/Hr: Because lets face it...Hermione's brains and talents plus Ron...Need I say more?

H/Hr: Because Hermione should have gotten the prince, not the prince’s jester.

H/Hr: Because it takes more than food to tear them apart.

H/Hr: Voldemort saw it...and he may be evil but he's not stupid.

H/Hr: No insecurities, Just love.

H/Hr: Roguishly, ruggedly sexy. Nuff said.

H/Hr: Not just books there's also cleverness needed.

H/Hr: Because their platonic love is stronger than romantic love

H/Hr: Because we are not all about sexual tensions

H/Hr: 'Cause Harry doesn't need a book to charm witches.

H/Hr: Because all is well does not necessarily mean happily ever after...

H/Hr: Because Ron shouldn't have to read a book on 12 ways to get a girl if she loved him.

H/Hr: Rebelling since 07.21.07

H/Hr: More than a Crush

H/Hr: Anti-Hero Worship

H/Hr: Trying to find reason in insanity.

H/Hr: Because I never want love to be a Chest Monster.

H/G: Crushes that long aren't healthy.

H/Hr: Because Hermione actually HAS lines in the first five books.

H/Hr: Because "Hermione Weasley"...wtf?

H/Hr: Because affairs were never this sexy.

H/Hr: Okay, Crookshanks likes him. And that cat doesn't like ANYBODY.

H/Hr: Because if he's nobody, that's fine with her.

H/Hr: Because she's his conscience that helps him, not the chest monster that wants to destroy him.

H/Hr: He doesn't need a book to sweep her off her feet.

H/Hr: If loving them is evil, I don't want to be good.

H/Hr: Because in the appeal department, Ron's got nothing on Harry.

H/Hr: They can finish each other's thoughts and sentences...come on!

H/Hr: Because "Ginny Potter" is just so many levels of wrong.

H/Hr: Patched up and sailing strong.

H/Hr: Because he'll never take advantage of her

H/Hr: Because their pets co-exist together nicely...unlike others...

H/Hr: Love. Pure and simple.

H/Hr: Even though their kids will have awful hair, at least they won't look like a rodeo clown.

H/Hr: Because they understand each other completely, even without speaking.

H/Hr: We're all entitled to our opinions, so leave me to mine, and bugger off.

H/Hr: because she never left him

H/Hr: because he needs a partner, not a fan girl.

H/hr: because she is only one saw him 'shirtless' (chapter 17 or 18 from D.H)

H/hr: Because she is only one saw him really 'cry' (chapter Godric Hallow)

H/Hr: Because Harmony is alive and kicking.

H/Hr: Because there is no Heronic storm that can stop us from shipping H/Hr

H/Hr: Because livin' the delusional life is great!

H/Hr: Because if Rita, Victor, Cho, and Ron can see it, it must be pretty obvious

Harmony: Too good for words.

Harmony: Because I'm not a fan of stalker love

Harmony: Because we don't have to worry about divorce...

Harmony: Because I'd take sexy, evil fandom over OBHWF any day.

Harmony: You just never know.

Harmony: Better than Canon.

Harmony: You'll never understand.

Harmony: Because Harry sees her for who she is...

Harmony: Hermione puts Harry first and Ron last...nuff said.

Harmony: Simple equivalent of Love.

Harmony: The Living Rebellion

Harmony: Not quite sunk yet.

Harmony: Just sounds better.

Harmony: Love, Trust, Loyalty, and Friendship

Harmony: More than Books & Cleverness but Friendship& Love

Harmony: Because the Crumple Hornshacks Told me to...

Harmony: Because Self-Delusion is always Fun.

Harmony: No Words. Just Actions.

Harmony: The better Offspring.

Harmony: Cuter Babies.

Harmony: Brown Haired Green eyed SQUISHY BABIES.

Harmony: Just do it.

Harmony: Love in itself.

H/Hr: Because we’re Delusional - And proud of it!

H/Hr: Because "oh Harry!" is so much better than “oh Ron!”

H/Hr: OBHWF? What's so happy about it?

H/Hr: Because all that’s missing from her Patronus is a P.

H/Hr: Because we all know its Hermione JANE POTTER

H/HR: Because I'd rather choose what is right over what is easy.

H/HR: Because that locket kiss was HOT!

H/HR: Need I say more?

own:

H/HR: Because TRUE best friends are the best lovers.

H/HR: Because its the combination of two wholes to form another meaningful whole.

H/Hr: Because I don't believe that the Boy-Who-Lived obsession is healthy.

H/Hr: Because love doesn't need a guide book.

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE

Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape.

He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.

Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.

Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims.

Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault.

Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.

Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason.

He was outlived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.