Rose Bloodthorn
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Joined 09-17-11, id: 3263623, Profile Updated: 09-17-11
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Yeah, I'm Rose Bloodthorn and this is my profile.

Name: Do you REALLY think I'm that dumb? Well, for all intents and purposes you can call me Rose or Rosie.

Age: How Rude! No, not answering that. Okay... I'll be vague. I'm somewhere in my twenties.

Appearance: (Shakes head) Does that REALLY matter? I've got green eyes, let them haunt you! Ha, in a weird mood, whatever.

Likes: Reading, writing, relaxing, etc.

Dislikes: Stupid, biggoted people, boring classes, dry textbooks, my damn computer, bugs, dirty things, etc.

So yeah. I'm an American college student. I'm an English major but, shocking enough, I'm not a total bitch to people who don't use picture-perfect grammar and spelling. hell, I don't use perfect grammar and spelling and that's a fact. I admit that I'm still a closet Harry Potter fan. I started reading the series when I was nine. I was reading Sorcerer's Stone, in fact, when an earth quake hit in Seattle so yeah. That stuff sticks with a girl. I haven't seen the sixth movie or DH part 2, however. I heard the sixth movie was shit and I'm still hacked off about the end of book seven. I enjoyed a brief stint of insanity where I actually LIKED that rag called Twilight back in highschool (no offense) but I'm proud to say I'm now over that. That doesn't mean I won't screw with the characters and situations in one of my fics, though.

I basically made this profile to vent my more angry, sarcastic, kind of quirky side. I'll probably be posting some stuff on here that I wouldn't have the guts to put on my other account. I'm not telling you who my other account is because I'd like to disassociate the two accounts as much as possible. You won't find anything in the bio on the other account, though, 'cause I was too damn lazy to write it. Anyway, I'm gonna write out what you can expect from me as a writer so you can't complain about my fics and say "I didn't know." Basically, I will be putting fics on here of a questionable nature involving unresearched things like social disorders, physical disabilities, and experimental works such as threesomes. If you don't like that, you don't have to read anything so don't complain. I rarely ever finish my fics except for one-shots so don't expect much in that sense. My other account is my primary account so don't expect me to go reviewing and favoriting your stories on here 'cause I'm not gonna waste my time spruicing up an account that is simply a back-up of sorts. Yeah, so on to what I like and don't like. This will also be copied onto my other account.

Pairings

James/Lily: It's classic, I love it. However, that doesn't mean that I'm not willing to do some good ol' James bashing. I might even take a crack at Lily though I doubt it, I'm just too fond of her.

Severus/Lily: It's another sweet pairing. I could totally see this working had things gone differently.

Sirius/Lily: I haven't found many of these but I am in the process of writing one. I like this pairing as well.

Remus/Lily: I could see this, I think. Remus and Lily are both level-headed with hearts of gold.

Lily/Tom Riddle: It depends. I kinda like it but some stories with this pairing suck.

Lily/Narcissa Black: I'm honestly not big into slash or femslash pairings. I'll read stories containing slash or femslash as long as it's not the main focus. I don't care about one's sexuality but still, I don't want to read about one guy ramming his wand, so to speak, up another guy's butt or two ladies licking each other. I just don't want to read about that. I won't stopping gay people from being gay, some of my favorite people I know are gay, but i don't wanna read about their exploits.

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The Toilet Gas: Toilet reviews
What Twilight is to me. Be prepared for a universe full of silliness. No offense is intended to the Quilayutes in calling them Quillpoos. Twilight lovers, hold on tight! Twilight haters, shout in glee!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Bella, Edward
Death's Sense of Humour reviews
Like an impulsive Gryffindor, Tempest Potter jumped after her godfather. However, she receives a second chance. Now, she's in 1980 and a young French woman named Tempeste Rousseau: cousin to Lily Evans and an unknowing TMR JR's daughter. Who can she save
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Unexpected reviews
Angelyn Potter is not what they expected. She refuses to fill any mold set out for her as the GWL. She is a genius who knows much. However, she shows little emotion and cannot feel physical pain. When she goes to Hogwarts, will she at last begin to feel?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,905 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 61 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Harry P.