Merlin should've laughed. Should've seen that one coming. It was funny, in some twisted way. Funny that the man he was arse over tits for was with his best friend. Funny that he actually thought that man could turn out to be gay. And what made this whole thing uproariously funny was that even if Arthur could be gay, Merlin actually thought he stood a chance. Merthur.

"A lion lusting after a wolf…Pathetic. If my father knew, he would be ashamed to call me son." Sybel Stark is the effervescent, kind-hearted daughter who knows where her duty and loyalties lay. But those loyalties are tested with the arrival of Jaime Lannister. He's just a man in dire need of forgiveness, but perhaps she is the one to give it to him? JaimeOC.

A handbook for the (un)fortunate. Results may vary. (SI-OC) Tom Riddle/SI-OC.

Season four divergence. Dean is a fallen angel, masquerading as a human, attempting to ruin God's plan. Everyone he's known has been fooled into believing the lie. Even the angel that rescued him from Hell has no idea until he slips up.

I came to four realizations in that moment: 1. I was in the woods alone with no weapon. 2. Daft Punk's 'Get Lucky' would be the song I was murdered to. 3. This dude looks like he's on his way to the renaissance fair 4. I really shouldn't be thinking this. It's totally inappropriate, but this guy's kind of hot.

Petunia Dursley has trouble: she's lost her family, she's going crazy, she can do magic (but not always), her suitors are a mixed bag (operative word) & people keep trying to take her children away from her. They should be very afraid. (Not only a) Double Severitus. WARNING: Not what you expected.

Life was going well, if you asked Naruto. So why did he listen to Kakashi of all people? Now, they've time-traveled to the past, smack dab in Minato's era when the soon-to-be Hokage was sporting a team seven of his own. Let history run its course? Never! Kakashi-centric

Bilbo Baggins has a secret no one would expect, he isn't a Baggins at all. He is a Dragon, Arandur the Golden, the great Golden Drake of the Western sea. Last of the civilized dragons to roam Middle Earth. Hiding in exile in the form of a Hobbit reborn time and time again, same creature different shell. Little does he know that times are changing, and he might be exiting retirement

Naruto has left the Leaf, believing it's his duty. No one knows where he went or what he's been doing over the years. But after more than a decade the blond returns, uprooting a multitude of questions and feelings. This is a different Naruto, but it seems he's still number one at surprising. Canon(ish). SasuNaru/NaruSasu. [Chapters: 15/21]

The 80's have been rough so far for Jackie Burkhart, and somehow she can't seem to shake the bad times off. When the ultimate trial finally happens and Jackie is left to pick up the pieces, will Steven Hyde be the one to help her? Still uploading in January 2019!

After losing her job as a waitress, Lydia Roberts applies for a cleaning job at 221B Baker Street. Too bad she didn't know what she was letting herself in for, least of all Sherlock Holmes. Eventual Sherlock/OC

Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.

On his first trip to Earth, 15 year old Spock runs into a certain rebellious young man from Iowa; confusing as their night together is, he's sure everything will return to normal when he gets home... KxS, Spock centric part one. Part two now up! Mpreg.

Snarry; will contain soft/mild slash. Snape awakens and comes to the realization that he is very much alive, and he has the Potter boy to thank for it. A sweet and somewhat introspective look at how their relationship grows after the war.

After the Battle of Five Armies, Bilbo leaves with the clothes on his back, memories, and scars, but no riches. Unbeknownst to Thorin, Bilbo takes with him a treasure greater than the Arkenstone and the kingdom of Erebor put together. Bilbo/Thorin, M-Preg/Slash. Also Dwalin/Ori and Balin/OC.

The new English teacher, Miss Granger, is in dire need of a glass of red wine. Actually, she needs the entire bottle after a detention with Hogwarts' worst and wickedest student: Number One. He is otherwise known as Tom Riddle, the boy-demon that rotates between moments of insufferable sass and brilliance. And he likes her tight stockings very much.

Two years after the Fourth Shinobi War, Naruto discovers a seal on his body - a seal guarding a secret that will stagger Naruto's world. As a certain Uchiha battles his dark past and uncertain future, an old enemy returns to challenge Konoha, threatening the bonds that Naruto has sworn to protect. The poor blonde just can't catch a break. Eventual femNaru.

To make a tragedy, you break something beautiful and frame the pieces. To make a victory, you break something mighty and rebuild it piece by piece. To make a life, you glue the pieces together and hope for the best. Kurama's still getting the hang of this 'human' thing, but since he's 30 years back in time with a blond brat to save, he'll have to figure things out on the fly. Slash

"Chocolate met ice and she knew that was the end. That was the moment she realised she could no longer remain invisible. That was the moment she knew her mission to destroy Lord Voldemort was over. Tom Marvolo Riddle had his sights set firmly on his new interest, Hermione Jean Granger. It was over before it had even begun."

Time-Travel. Naruto didn't believe such a thing was possible. Gender-change. Another matter he believed was impossible. Yet, here he was ten years old again and he was no longer a boy. Female NarutoxKakashi. Clan Restoration Act elements included (No Reverse Harem however). Possible smut as well. Read to find out!

Harry was trapped in a magical painting with no way out. His only company was the suspicious and curious stares of Tom Riddle. As Fate delivered this impossible crossing, an improbable and dangerous bond is made. Unconventional Time-Travel.

Sasuke gets hit by a toxin during a mission, making him more than a little handsy towards his blonde teammate. SasuNaru, PWP

How strange, that her soulmate should be a book. How fitting. Tomione. Soulmate AU. M-Rated.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

Suffering heartbreak, longing after the Hokage seat and joining ANBU while trying to come to terms with what it all entails, really, Naruto doesn't need any more complications in his life. But then Kakashi makes his interest apparent and Naruto doesn't know if he have the courage to actually take the leap and trust his heart again.

How did Naruto Uzumaki, resident flunkey and notorious optimist, end up hanging off the ledge of the biggest, most influential corporation in Japan? Because of ramen. During his journey to save his favorite place to eat, he confronts his past and begins to fall for the very person who threatens the sanctum of delectable noodles everywhere: his old high school rival, Sasuke Uchiha.

AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*

It takes a Village to make a relationship-Or, at least, a bunch of over-reaching grumpy old farts, a military leader with a bit too much to drink, a nosy but well meaning kunoichi, eight ninken, and the power of youth. And a really cranky chakra monster with nine tails and a penchant for swearing. Kakashi/femNaru

"You make no sense, lass. You look like an elf, talk like a man, eat like a hobbit, curse like a dwarf, and sleep like the dead." — Every Tolkien fan has a 'Tenth Walker' in them, I just never expected mine to become quite so literal. [A mix of the films and books. Full description inside.]

Draco tutors Harry in potions, a slight problem occurs. Eighth year Hogwarts. Pairings: HP/DM GW/NL RW/HG Warnings: Bonding, Lime, EWE, Slash.

We've all seen the horribly butchered and cliché girl-falls-into-Middle-Earth stories. So is it possible to make a semi-realistic one? Follow Maddie on her own adventure exploring Middle Earth as the opposite of a Tenth Walker. COMPLETE

Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.

A series of drabbles - first up: Sherlock Holmes is locked in an endgame with a ruthless foe. Or, otherwise put, Sherlock Holmes tries to get his son to eat his vegetables. [Finally updated!]

Stiles hated this. He hated lying, he hated the secrecy and he was beginning to hate that he had to pretend he was fine when he felt like he was falling apart. Takes place just after Abomination. AU. Slow build. Slash. Sterek.

Farewell. For Draco, it is all that remains. Death is a reward which he will earn. But every reward must be deserved and it seems there remains a final, cruelest test before the time for Valebis arrives. Shattered heart and soul, Draco knows there is one last thing he can give to the reason of his destruction, the saviour of the wizarding world : His Life. Veela!fic Epilogue added.

AU! No Voldemort and Death Eaters. Female!Severus. Waking up as a female isn't something Severus Snape had in mind on one chilly November. THIS STORY IS NOW UP FOR ADOPTION! IF INTERESTED, PLEASE SEND A PM!

AU, time travel. Voldemort won and Harry lost. Life under Lord Voldemort's rule isn't what the Purebloods thought it would be... so a half-baked plot to twist time to save their sorry hides is concocted. But will it work? [WIP]

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

What if Naruto had been taken from Konoha on the night of the Kyuubi attack? How would it change the story? With his identity being kept a secret and danger looming from all sides, our hero embarks on a difficult journey filled with pain and few he can trust. Vowing to always stick to the right path, will he pull through unscathed, or will he perish, like many others before him.

A game of truth or dare gone wrong reveals Ichigo's embarrassing secret: he's still a virgin - but not for long! Not when Rangiku and the others are determined to help him fix his "problem." No matter what. Urahara/Ichigo, yaoi. Pure, epic crack/fluff.

Once upon a time, there were nine realms at war. To settle things once and for all, Asgard and Jotunheim decided it would be wise to hold a diplomatic marriage. Only, they thought it would be funny to chose me, insof some Asgardian prince. So here's the story of how my life got turned upside down, and how I, Tony Stark, married a prince.

Adela Lancaster, Ravenclaw extraordinaire, is many things: she's a beater, she consumes books, and she has a slight (read: excessive) obsession with numbers. Throw in one idiotic brother, two Slytherin gits, a bloodthirsty werewolf, and a goblin intent on revenge and you have one..."interesting" year

In which a female Merlin approaches seasons 1-3 in disguise as the boy Myrddin, unwittingly becomes Arthur's manservant, keeps multiple secrets afloat despite being a terrible liar, and tries to avoid complying with the demands of her parents (King Cyngen and Queen Bertha) to marry the annoying prince of Camelot, all while harboring the secret desire to visit a tavern.

"She didn't come with the intention of changing things. In fact, if anything, Hermione Granger arrived with little more but the intent to swiftly leave. But fate is a fickle thing, and no number of hours in the library seemed to be helping her cause." Trapped in 1946, Hermione is already having the worst of luck when she catches the interest of one Mr. Tom Riddle.

It's been a few months since Naruto became a genin and was assigned to Team 7. When they go on another C-ranked mission Naruto had expected it to be another boring escort. However, the mission took a turn for the worst and Naruto suddenly found himself in the past. kakanaru

Bilbo Baggins was bound to be a rather odd hobbit, seeing as his mother was a Took. They just never expected his oddities to be...quite like this. It began as a little sprout of hair from the tip of Bilbo's chin, at the tender age of twenty-one. Bilbo/Dwalin, chance of Bilbo/Dwalin/Thorin.

I have always been good at helping people by thinking up crazy plans. So, with this in mind I thought it would be a good idea to set up a business of sorts, exchange help with life, for chocolate. Worst. Idea. Ever.

ONE-SHOT: Hermione Jean Granger is a good girl—until Tom Riddle comes to town. HG/TR.

"Sir, there's a mortician here to see you about a dead man." Mycroft Holmes, Molly Hooper and the beginning of a beautiful (odd) friendship. Backstory of sorts for "There's Always Something." Set throughout all 3 series. Not in chronological order. Hints of future Sherlock/Molly. Can be viewed as Mollcroft.

It was never meant to be like this. What happened at the Christmas party was meant to stay there. If only Kuroko hadn't taken those photos, and if only they hadn't been leaked to the internet; Kagami and Aomine wouldn't be in this embarrassing mess. Kise had a plan to save them, but what happens if that too spirals out of control? Yaoi. Sequel to "Mistletoe and Wine"

Or, how, over the course of one very long year, Jaime the Jock forged a humanoid tie with science partner and social reject, Brienne. / Rather, the high-school Braime fic you never knew you wanted.\ Complete! Look out for the sequel, coming October 2014.

An accident the summer before 6th year puts Dumbledore's plans for Harry in motion sooner than planned. Will an unexpected truce with Snape better prepare Harry for what is to come? A Snape mentors Harry fic with all the regular players. AU after OOTP.

A prompt from my lovely Aditi, AKA Ben-Addict Holmes. She's my kindred soul, and I adore the ideas she gives me! Inspired from the Film: Amelie: When impish Molly finds a book of a peculiar collection, she sets out to return it to its equally peculiar owner, but not without a sense of mystery to go along with it. Incredibly long One-Shot. Sherlolly outcome!

Naruto and his group of friends were tired of the same office routine, so they come up with a game to play. Except it got the attention of their jerk of a boss, Sasuke Uchiha. SasuNaru, yaoi, swearing, sexual themes.

Director Vance comes up with an unexpected plan when Tony is in an accident. Will chaos ensue? Whole team involved.

After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.

*Must watch season 2 before I can write more, sorry!* Born a bastard, raised a lady, and wed to a Lannister. When Lyanna Snow draws the eyes of the King her life changes forever, and she soon finds herself in King's Landing, a bastard among royals, in a court full of intrigue, and death. But which side will she choose in the end? Jaime/OC.

Every evening after work, Athelstan takes the train home. Usually he sits alone in a quiet unoccupied carriage, but now there's always a family there too and they're all very interested in him, particularly the gorgeous tattooed parents. Athelstan should look away or find another carriage to sit in, but he doesn't.

Molly's lap was the battlefield, Toby the cat was the enemy, and Sherlock Holmes was determined to be the victor. Now complete.

Dating Sherlock Holmes is not for the faint of heart or unenterprising. Dating Molly Hooper is not for the squeamish. Sherlock/Molly. Post series 3. No Spoilers. Follow up to "Negotiations."

Hokage is just out of Naruto's reach, and to take that last step he must... marry Gaara? And since when does the ability to make babies-human or not-make you a girl? Naruto doesn't quite understand this, but he does know Gaara looks sexy in a dress. mpreg

Sherlock is a very logical being, except when he's not. He's discovered the horrifying fact that sentiment has a calming effect on his thought processes and this leads to another discovery in the form of one Molly Hooper. Unfortunately, Molly Hooper is not impressed with his reasoning. Let the negotiations begin! Not your normal "get together" fic. Post-HLV; No Spoilers.

Sometimes, living life as a single-father trying to save a struggling cafe sucked. And the 'sucking' part may or may not come into play now that Naruto has a pissy Vampire living under his roof. Oh yeah, that most definitely sucked.

Athelstan/Rollo fic fragment. Sometimes, the gods' show their favour by choosing the perfect partner for a man. Of course, the man doesn't always agree...

It wouldn't be the first time Tony Stark had flirted with death. But no matter what the others said, reading stories to the quarantined God of Mischief was definitely one of his better ideas. FrostIron

When Naruto is given the chance to change everything he decides to take it. It's just too bad Kurama conveniently forgets to mention one small detail before allowing him to make his choice. [Gender-swap. Fem!Naruto. Time-travel.]

Naruto never suspected that his stupid mission could end this badly. On the bright side, at least his lazy sensei was there to suffer with him. Meanwhile, Sakura and Sai have their own mission: see Kakashi's unmasked face. Post-timeskip. Kakashi/Naruto. Sakura/Money. Sai/Himself. Gaara/Paperwork.

Severus's life was a routine: wake up, eat, study, get bullied, study, eat, study, get bullied, study, eat, and sleep. Getting asked out by his Tormentor with a capital letter T though, was not on his itinerary.

All Jaime wants is ONE night where Brienne agrees to get roaring drunk with him. That's what friends are for, isn't it? Canon compliant, Post-ADWD fluff.

Sequel to When now isn't enough, after Tony gets back to his own time, and he has to try to get Steve to fall in love with him again. Slightly Au(Pre-IM3), rated T mostly for language right now, might change later.

She was still a child when she left her home, but after swearing to protect the small hobbit called Frodo on a dangerous quest, lossing someone precious to her and falling slowly for someone she may never have, will she return the same?

**COMPLETED** Molly is over it. Who knew that one of Sherlock's 'minor' jabs was the one that triggered her snapping point? Read and review please! Chapter 30: Epilogue

Molly thought her day was as bad as it could get and then she had the misfortune to meet a sorcerer named Sherlock of Holmes.

Naruto is called in for a secret 'S' rank mission. Sasuke's sharingan are about to awaken and apparently will cause the Uchiha to want a lover. Sasuke is desperate to prevent this, certain he has no time for a long term partner. Thus 'Stop Sasuke Mushiness Mission' begins! Naruto figures it can't be that hard... Right? SasuNaru SLASH includes KakaIru, KibaHina, LeeSaku and others.

When someone drops a baby off on Derek's doorstep, the first person he calls, well the first person who answers his call, is Stiles. Turns out Stiles is a natural with kids. Sterek, Kid!Fic, mentions of past Derek/Jennifer.

Betty convinces Daniel to go to her high school reunion with her. Set somewhere in S3. Detty

The yoga room is dim and fairly full of young and middle-aged women on brightly colored yoga mats. The thermometer says the room is at 100 but if you ask Stiles, he's pretty sure he's never been so hot in his life. That's until the instructor walks in and Stiles wonders how difficult it is to do hot yoga with a boner. AKA: the Sterek hot yoga AU that no one asked for

Jaime Lannister, Westeros' most famous tourney knight, finds himself wed to a woman he barely knows, with staggeringly blue eyes and a penchant for swordplay. (Arranged marriage AU).

Naruto Uzumaki didn't know how crazy his life could be when he slipped out of his daily routine just a tiny bit. Itachi Uchiha never knew that he could be attracted to someone, anyone. Sasuke Uchiha however will enjoy this demented, fateful meeting. ItaNaru, shounen-ai with attempted humor. Expect unstable updates. Re-updated.

Family means everything to a Stilinski man, it's something they cherish, love, and value more than anything else in the world. However, those feelings can sometimes hurt the people they love as they try and protect them from harm. Magic!Stiles and Sterek.

This is his domain, his last fortress so naturally he has total control over it. Right?

Kakashi's an idiot, Naruto has kept things hidden and sometimes aphrodisiacs can evoke epiphanies.

Molly's taste in men has never been that great. Lucky for her, Sherlock can always spot what's wrong before she does.

How far will the Slytherins go when they find out that Draco is a magical creature that is forced to submit to their every beck and call? Will the Golden boy be able to help? Or will he find out too late? HPDM, Creature fic

Privacy was easy to find in Lake Town. Now Thorin finds himself beyond frustrated when Bilbo refuses his advance due to a lack of it. Despite Thorin's attempts to find locations that are suitable for the purpose, Bilbo continues to reject them. This leads to Thorin making a very foolish decision to request a room for the night from Smaug . . . who agrees? Crackfic (well-written?)

Mycroft Holmes worries about Sherlock... constantly. Several snapshots of the relationship between Mycroft and Lestrade from stranger, to friend, to... maybe more. The constants of their changing feelings and actions.

He's failing calculus, his mother has vanished again , he doesn't know WHAT the rugby team will do when they get their hands on him, and now there's a dragon that keeps prattling on about destiny. Still, today wasn't really a bad day until the biggest prat in school discovered Merlin's secret—he's got a talent for more than trouble. But really, Arthur, it's not magic! Slash.

Danny has a secret admirer...

Sequel to "Bilbo's Hair": Through various events concerning the use of his small, nimble hands Bilbo finds he is much wiser – and probably sinking – in the culture of the dwarves.

Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.

Post ADWD: As Jaime and Brienne flee from Lady Stoneheart and the Brotherhood with Podrick Payne, feelings and tensions work themselves out in unexpected ways. Contains language and sexual content.

[complete] [sterek] Stiles finds himself with a face full of very hot, very angry park ranger. He has a moment to thank the heavens he's not being mugged before said ranger speaks. "What do you think you're doing," he growls, seriously growls, at him. "Um," Stiles starts, blinking rapidly as blotches of light dance in front of his eyes. "I was taking a leak?"

Luna likes to watch people. LunaBlaise GinnyDraco

To get a Courtship Letter is said to be the highest of respect.Of course Ron Weasley would strongly disagree, especially since he got one from a certain Italian Slytherin who will do anything to get his way. BZxRW, Slash!

Stiles wakes up to a hot guy in his bed and an ugly-ass ring on his finger.

When Tony Stark comes back from Afghanistan he's missing his daemon (or that's how it seems). This, more than his new status as Iron Man, is what captures everyone's attention. Can a man who abandoned part of his own soul be a trustworthy hero?

During the time Kakashi and Yamato teach Naruto how to control his nature release. After Kakashi says that he is finally starting to like Naruto, Naruto reads into that statement and becomes alarmed. Kakashi wishes Naruto would drop it. He thinks Naruto has. But then Naruto comes back and asks him a question. Now a two-shot. Second part after the battle with Hidan and Kakuzu.

Derek's been acting strange, stranger than normal, but when he buys a pink gameboy Stiles starts to get really worried, and then everything falls into place.

She was the only one who dared to change the dark Slytherin Prince. Druna.

A month after the rather out-of-the-world experience of being a nanny to the consulting detective, Molly Hooper gets thrown into a case too close to her own family for her comfort. As always, who to call when there's an unusual case? Right. This won't be awkward at all. Sequel to As Above As Below, but can be read alone.

"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.

What if Logan and Tony Stark hooked up? Series of fics based on a pairing most people wouldn't even think of. Warning: slash ahoy!

The Stilinskis had a "mountain lion problem" when Stiles was a kid. Now, Stiles just has a Derek... well, not "problem" exactly... Sterek oneshot.

Derek/Stiles kink meme fill in which Stiles does something stupidly heroic for a group of Fae passing through Beacon Hills and is offered an incredible reward. One wish, no strings attached. No faerie games, no consequences, no limits. He can even wish for someone to be brought back from the dead. Maybe even several someones.

Xander looses a bet and has to dress up in a very interesting costume. This leads to interesting changes in the White Knight. (No set pairing...yet!)

Stiles has a set of rules for how to deal with everyting Derek related, and he follows them... most of the time.

Harry underwent a drastic change on his 15th birthday, then a few months later, he suffered a potion accident that flipped his life upside down. Severitus/gender-bender/DracoHarry not slash. (undergoing editing process as of fall 2018, Part One has been uploaded)

Alternate to As Above As Below. What if Molly got turned into a three-year-old? Oh Sherlock. What have you done now?

After John moves out to go live with Mary, Sherlock begins to randomly turn up at Molly's flat and more or less ends up living there. Written before Series 2 aired, it ignores all events from there. COMPLETE

Tsunade was forced to marry Naruto and Kakashi once the war was over since Naruto was getting too much unwanted attention. Unfortunately, neither had even entertained the idea of the other as a romantic choice. Marriage life was unexpected and before they knew it, they could not imagine a life without each other. Is this love? -Warning: Yaoi-

Harry and Draco are asked to give up their entire lives for a Ministry job. Moving to America and posing as a professional Quidditch player seem like minor details, when they realise that they have to get married. To each other. EWE. Full summary inside

When Molly Hooper decided to help Sherlock Holmes...she didn't think she actually signed up for babysitting. Especially when that three-year old used to be the World's only Consulting Detective. Sherlock really shouldn't poke around Mycroft's experiments.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Five times Molly saw through Sherlock's disguises, one time she didn't, and two after effects. 2013 SAMFA Nominee for Best Humor, Rated K-T

Spike and Dru come to Sunnydale a bit earlier and Dru's visions cause a change of plans.

Men are like buses. You wait an age, and two come along at once. Bethany Hopkins, a shy Analyst in Molly's lab, is embroiled in the complicated life of the emotionally-detached Sherlock Holmes. Sherlock/OC Romance, third category is Suspense.

Two things; he had needed her for two things. They were simple things, he thought. One, he needed a place to stay; a place to hide. Two, he needed her to… be there for John. But, he had not expected it to end up like this.

The Boy Who Just Can't Leave Well Enough Alone, in Severus' opinion, would be the death of him. Harry's years at Hogwarts through Snape's cynical, overprotective eyes. Mentor Snape turns into Snarry eventually. Slightly OOC Harry. Humorous, trust me.

By events beforehand Harry Potter and Severus Snape find themselves lost in the forbidden forest-alone. They find that they need each others help to get out alive and not only get out of being lost on the outside, but also their feelings on the inside.

She bursts through the door of the flat, her face flushed and her eyes wide, in a complete state of panic. "You have to hide!" - Molly's mother comes for an unexpected visit. Sherlock comes up with an inventive way to explain his presence. (Post-TRF)

The one where Derek gets bitten by a lovebug and Stiles is the first person he lays eyes on. Hilarity ensues.

Everybody knows that Ron Weasley hated the slytherins. Especially Malfoy. But what happens if he would get a mysterious vision in his crystal ball?

Our sweet Albus and Severus are babies ... when there is a war looming over the wizarding world. How does our Golden Trio save them as well as the wizarding world from Voldemort.

Stiles had just accidentally challenged an alpha. Oh God and Scott had just stood by and let him do it. He was the worst best friend ever. Stiles was going to kill him. Except oh right, the alpha was going to kill him first. Like beyond dead, ripped into tiny little pieces dead. So far dead that his dad would not be able to identify him, dead.

Werewolves start sleeping Stiles' bed, when Stiles is still in it, because that's what packs do. Weird, but it does give him nightmare-free sleep. And Derek seems to be dropping hints, maybe. Or maybe Stiles is just imagining that, since his Alpha-sized crush on Derek is getting out of hand. Or maybe not.

post-Reichenbach. Set in the "Full House" ficverse and major spoilers for that story. COMPLETE

Stiles is in college and he's working at Laura Hale's bakery for the summer in an AU where the fire never happened and the Hales are all alive. Sterek

When Bucky is found, somehow alive after seventy years in a glacier, he's introduced to the next group of trouble Steve's gotten himself involved in - the Avengers. The first thing he notices after the fact that, holy Christ, he's on a flying aircraft carrier, is that Tony Stark reminds him of someone. And it's not Howard. Tony is just trying to keep his secrets secret. Tony/Bucky

There once was a rabbit named Coulson. But his name wasn't really Coulson, and he wasn't really a rabbit. Or, the one where Phil is an immortal rabbit and in his quest to save the world becomes the childhood pet and personal bodyguard - depending on who you ask - of all the Avengers.

When you're young, 'war and trials over' generally translates to 'lets get drunk'. Drunken group apparition and a good night indeed, both Harry and Draco wake up to some significant shocks, and even more significant gaps in memory. Almost crack, but may span into something else :3 Set not long after Voldy goes mouldy, features a very wild Hermione. On hiatus, but will be finished!

He's pretty sure their snark can actually cause WWIII if they keep it up.

When Sherlock asked Molly to help him, she never thought she'd be given a more difficult task. Until what he asked for next. HUGE SPOILERS for Series Two.

A tumblr prompt. Sherlock needs Molly's help with a case, thus giving her a pet name as part of the cover. What happens when he uses it after the case ends? Rated T for now.

I am Cedric Diggory's admirer. I tease him by sending him very scary, stalker-ish and freaky love notes. But the thing is, Cedric likes it. And he accepts the challenge of playing this Cat & Mouse game.

COMPLETE After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR

Slytherin Alexei Dolohov needs just ten galleons in order to buy a new broomstick for the Quidditch finals, and wouldn't you know it, Hugo Weasley happens to have just that amount. But the coins are not for free.

Ichigo was a bit slow to pull Zangetsu out as his Inner World crumbled. The result ends up not quite as Urahara had intended.

Warning: Mpreg! One-Shot. Chris has a nightmare, but has he woken up from it or did it just trick him into believing he woke up? What path will he take? ChrisXWesker pairing, swearing, and Mpreg.

Molly hates bugs so much. Somehow, Sherlock becomes the victim...

Non-Magic AU. Draco is a prince who thinks his life is perfect, but Harry, a thief, makes him rethink that. How? By stumbling into his life, of course. Not in a good fashion.

Prompt-fic Sherlockbbc-fic : Mycroft gets roped into a bachelor auction. Terrified nobody will bid on him, he begs Sherlock via text: 'Please save me from this; bid on me, and I will do anything you ask me to do.' Lestrade receives the text instead.

The wars are over and Jaime and Brienne are left standing. Both must find a way to cope with all of the changes and claim a place in the new order. They are companions in loneliness and it begins to seem that all either has left is the other. Future fic

James Norrington, a man of honor. Jack Sparrow, a man of... something else entirely. Hint: It isn't honor. PostCOTBP, events of the sequels didn't happen. Slash sparrington sparrow/norrington

Being the bane of a person's existence is an important job. One to which Sirius is fully committed. When Snape starts slacking off, the mischievous Marauder is forced to take action for his sanity's sake.

There's one thing very wrong with my life: my arrogant quidditch captain. James Potter, Al's older brother, is the bane of my existence and the reason I threaten to quit the quidditch team every week. Yes, you heard me, EVERY WEEK.

Newly minted Hokage Naruto finds he enjoys giving orders to a specific Jounin. But who's playing with who? Rated M for Lemon! Don't like Yaoi, don't read it.

Multi-chapter Dean/Cas AU. Dean the Sales Rep just moved into the neighborhood, and his neighbor is a definitely crazy shut-in. Ch. 30: "I'm not lovely. Knitted tea cozies are lovely." Now complete.

"When Draco Malfoy answered his door one August afternoon, he definitely did not expect to see Harry Potter standing there." And exactly how did they end up on an adventure together? / Post-War, EWE, eventual H/D. On hiatus.

Inspired by the movie "Easy A" & Severus in the staring role. Hogwarts Rumor Mill starts working overtime & Severus is no longer shunned by those of the female persuasion. Warnings for teenage type humor and bizarre ways of offing Death Eaters and Horcruxes.

One-shot. Post-Reichenbach. "For the sake of law and order, I suggest you refrain from any attempts at a future relationship, Molly." Let's dissect what he meant by that, shall we? Just a fluffy jealousy piece. Rated for medical terminology light lang.

Reuplaod. Arthur/Merlin fluff.

An away mission goes wrong, an important diplomatic assignment isn't what it seems, and logic is elusive at the best of times. Spock would have an easier time dealing with all that if he hadn't decided to try and keep Kirk alive. Slow building K/S.

Severus Snape, Sirius Black, and the snow-a dangerous combination. 1SHOT. FLUFF. NO SLASH.

When Anastasia Vanderhoff first made her way to Hogwarts, she never expected to be sorted into Slytherin! Her whole family has been in Ravenclaw for generations. And she never thought she would start to fall for James S. Potter... But she won't admit it!

Galaxy changing events don't just suddenly occur. They are the result of a series of small steps. Now dealing with ROTS. Rated M to be safe.

"You've been looking after that boy since he was…what, thirteen?" -Kakashi gave another miserable sigh and hung his head. "Don't remind me." -"But he's a man now. Our Naruto is brimming with the Flames of Youth!" KakaNaru Gift fic

Eric wants to be scared for Halloween, really scared. Donna proposes a contest, and all their friends are in. But Hyde and Jackie's renewed relationship might not withstand the stress. Donna and Kelso must fight their impulses, and Fez and Eric's chances of survival are slim.

Five ways fic, five times Steve and Danny kiss and it doesn't count and one time it does.

Albus finds a stray black dog wandering about Hogsmeade.He 'requests' Severus' help in looking after the poor creature.Will they manage to get along without too much trouble? Hey this is Snuffles and Snape. Chapter 30 up and Snuffles is PINK

For Want of a Nail. When a honey bee decides not to sting a little boy it cascades into Severus Snape bringing Harry Potter his Hogwarts letter. From there... First in the Honey Bee 'verse.

Brienne makes the first move. Written for the Summer 2011 Exchange on jaimexbrienne on LJ.

Four times Brienne didn't kiss Jaime and one time he kissed her. Written for Summer 2011 fanwork exchange at jaimexbrienne on Livejournal.Implied spoilers for aDwD

If there was something Severus prided himself on, it was having learnt from his predecessors when tasked with hiding the dangerous or horrific. He forgot to take into consideration a certain professor's natural penchant for trouble. Slash; humour; AU.

Harry is trying to become an animagus since only a half year when he succeeds. But his animal form is a bit...interesting. Even Severus is amused by it. Severus/Harry slashy cuteness and utter crazyness. Enter at your own risk...

Peyton Fox; He mumbled against my lips. I sighed happily. Sirius Black was kissing... me...Wait... Sirius and me. Kissing. What the – "WA-AGH!"

I'm Katie Potter and I've decided to document the whole of my 7th year. My twin brother and his friends seem to enjoy pranking me, my best friend is denying her love for my said twin brother and I find myself falling in love with someone who I can't have.

Xander was tired of attracting demon women so someone decided to fix that little problem for him… only it wasn't quite what one would expect. WARNING: this story does involve a magical sex change and SLASH.

"Well...looks like...I've...finally...run out...Boss," he gasped quietly in the direction of the small opening. "And what is it you've run out of DiNozzo?" The gruff voice sounded just that bit scared, and rightly so. Tony smiled grimly. "Al...mosts."

What if Xander was the gay Scooby instead of Willow?

Gwen knows Merlin's secret and so does Arthur.

Merlin reveals his magic to Arthur.

Merlin decides to ask Arthur why he feels the need to constantly enunciate his name. Oneshot.

Spock's reluctant visit to an alien club is made far more agreeable by the intervention of his captain. A double-dip fill for the kink meme: one prompt asked for K/S body shots, and the other requested dirty dancing.

Jim is the only member of the bridge crew not permitted to hold Spock's new baby. Which is, obviously, in complete contradiction of his rights as a captain. Unfortunately for Jim, Spock has no qualms about defying, and outwitting, his superior officers.

Sequel to my fic "It's Just A Jump to the Left." In the aftermath of the time loop, Xander harbors secret feelings for Spike, which trigger a whole complicated series of events. Rated M for good reason.

Jim Kirk is a planet unto himself, orbited by the debris of countless lives. Anthology. Language warning.

Amanda Grayson is one volunteer of hundreds helping Starfleet clean up the mess Kodos left of Tarsus IV. While on the planet she encounters an impulsive, defiant, all around wreck of a kid by the name of Jim Kirk.

During the summer after Buffy's death after the end of Season 5 , Xander gets stuck in some kind of time loop or something with Spike. How can Xander stop the time loop? And what is causing it? Title stolen from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Arthur wants Merlin to say something. Warning: SLASH

Tony is not Xander's dad. No. It's worse. Much worse.

McCoy has lost the last two years of his memories, and whilst stumbling back into the life he left behind, he can't help but feel as though he's missing something to do with Spock.

A lonely Slytherin girl who can't laugh starts a prank war with the most notorious pranksters at Hogwarts. But what started out as revenge turns into so much more.

What if Severus had a child named Shyane shyann? Wait! She has platinum blonde hair! Grey eyes! What is up with that . . . ? Who is the father of the child? Will Severus still be with him or will his heart choose another?

Draco never expected Harry Potter to walk into his book shop. Now he just has to try not to hyperventilate.

Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.

And that was how Xander Harris became friends with a coven of vampires. The worst part was that his life was about to get weirder. Xander/Jacob. for hc-bingo: wild card child abuse on livejournal.

Nobody knows what Draco fears and he wants to keep it like that. When the Gryffindors and Slytherins are placed together for Defence Against the Dark Arts classes and made to face a boggart it will surely end badly... Harry x Draco slash

Merlin/Arthur. At Christmas there is light and love and... fluff

A series of K/S ficlets about flirtation involving food. May cause diabetic shock due to insane levels of saccharine fluff.

Winona and her parenting tragedy, Jim's childhood and future nu!Trek. She tries to reconnect with Jim with dire consequences. Rated for curses and dark implications. Chapter 9 up!

The team learns of Tony's secret past in Peoria when a killer he captured returns. Can they find the killer and protect Tony as their efforts are undermined by the FBI?

When Ms. Summers asked Tara to babysit Dawn for the week, she thought it would be fun. That was before Spike showed up with Xander. A six year old Xander. Why is Xander six, you ask? That's what Angel wants to know. It's gonna be a long week.

Sirius helps Severus to brew a potion for Lupin and they develope a somewhat complicated relation in the process. Beta reader: rinny08 Sirius/Severus

Spock-centric action/romance novel within Reboot-canon. Slow-building Pike/Spock, progressing to slow-building Kirk/Spock as main pairing. From first love to the love of his life and everything in between. Ad astra per aspera.

KS Artist AU. A chance meeting with Jim, a struggling artist, will cause Spock, a practical Vulcan scientist at the VSA, to stumble into something he didn't know he needed.

Merlin and Arthur decide to go skinny dipping. Or rather, Arthur decides to. Merlin doesn't really want to. Boyish shenaningans ensue.

Five times that Anthony DiNozzo met his guardian angel

Complete. Slash AU. In a Sunnydale without Buffy, Spike is being held captive by the Initiative. When a newly de-souled Angelus arrives in town, he may be the only one with knowledge enough to stop him. Enter Xander, new Initiative recruit, demon magnet.

As I missed Lestrade in "The Blind Banker", I decided to write this. John has another date, and Sherlock is left wondering why. He goes to the only other normal person who will speak to him to find out. Sherlock/Lestrade

In response to TtH Challenge 2211 from izzygirl. Xander stole the rocket launcher from a naval, not army, base, and Gibbs is on the case.

A series of ficlets set in the same crossover universe where Xander is discovered to be Gibbs' son.

If only life were so easy, but sixth year Elizabeth Reynolds knows it is not. Her life at Hogwarts is far from normal, especially now that she's galavanting around with the Marauders. But she always tries to look on the bright side. Eventual LupinOC.

Threeshot. In which the captain suffers from sleep deprivation, and discovers an interesting fact about his first officer. Shameless fluffy K/S.

Three times that Spock said nothing when crew members made snide comments about his Vulcan-ness, and one time that Kirk stood up for him. From the STXI kink meme, but it ended up feeling more TOS to me.

Severus Snape decides he deserves happiness. Slash, AR

To hell with 'Generations': Reboot!Kirk and the Enterprise encounter a mysterious force known as the Nexus, and Jim comes face-to-face . . . with himself. SHENANIGANS ENSUE.

New Summery! Harry decides that he wants Draco. Draco decides that he is not Harry’s for the taking… Warning: Slash, Possessive!Harry and Draco in denial

Herein chronicles the misadventures of Prince Arthur and his new maidservant, Merlin girl!Merlin

One-shot. Merlin and Arthur get lost in a maze. SLASH. Merlin/Arthur

More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.

Arthur is not stupid. Really, he's not. So when Merlin finally comes to him one summer evening, Arthur is not at all surprised. Arthur/Merlin

For This Discomboomeration . Merlin/Arthur, one shot. Merlin is just trying to do something nice for Arthur.

High school AU except instead of students, the crew are the teachers. Welcome to Enterprise High; the craziest effin' high school in the galaxy. K/S answer to prompt.

Reid/Morgan ' Five things it takes Spencer Reid too long to notice about Derek Morgan— and one he notices immediately. Or, five and one snapshots of a slowly developing relationship.

Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!

As the Yule Ball approaches, Harry is confronted with some interesting problems, who to go with, dancing lessons, an overly affectionate Hufflepuff, and since when did Malfoy start acting so strange?

A plot device leaves Megatron and Sam in a situation they would do ANYTHING to reverse...

Did you know that prostitutes have business cards?" /coda for episode 2x22 - Legacy./

Slash. Drabble. Merlin and Arthur try to work out their irritation and frustration towards each other. They succeed, in a way. Merlin/Arthur.

or, Jim Kirk is like gravity, in a way.

Merlin has a secret. Arthur has one, too. Merlin/Arthur

Draco Malfoy was NOT a stalker. In fact, the word 'stalking' did not even appear in his Highly Extensive Dictionary of Pureblood Words." When Draco is accused of stalking a certain someone, what on earth is the poor Slytherin to do? HPDM SLASH!

The detectives of Gotham are unable to cure the good commissioner of his sudden ailment. Hopefully Bruce Wayne will have better luck. Slash

Honestly, Reid. You're just the kind of person that makes me wanna adopt you and force-feed you chocolate."

“No,” Morgan said. And Reid could not miss the way his voice was lower, thicker, seeming somehow – full of some deeper implication he couldn’t quite put his finger on. “I’m tired of playing.”

1980 has been a lousy year for the entire gang, particularly Hyde and Jackie. When a beloved cultural icon dies, the two take an impulsive trip to New York, together. While there, they remember old impressions of one another, and discover new things about

YAOI GrimmIchi. "The ... 'Sexy... Freakin' Espada?" Renji repeated, tone one of disbelief. Ichigo could just picture small quotation marks around the words... "Why Ichigo, I never would have guessed..." Rukia said lightly.

I'm not in love with my DADA teacher. Really. I'm not. It's impossible. He's a teacher. I'm a student. He's one of Dumbledore's colleagues and I'm a soon-to-be Death Eater. So yeah, it's impossible... So why the hell am I kissing him?

What harm ever came from reading a book? TRHG

Arthur came to a decision. If Merlin wasn't going to tell him, he'd have to tell Merlin. SLASH, Arthur/Merlin. Rated for innuendo. Er. Very, very obvious innuendo. Because I'm not good at subtle.

I used to think there was nothing better than the smell of roses, the feel of parchment, and the taste of apple pie. But I found something better than all three: Sirius Black. Too bad I'm Forever Invisible to everyone...especially him. SB/OC JP/LE RL/OC

AU What If? story where the events of "Angel" are changed so that Angel rescues Xander instead of Buffy, and that changes everything, leading down a path none of them could have expected.. AU, Slash, Xander/Angel. Oneshot.

Why should Jim Gordon stay away from photo shoots? Because the only reason he's there is Bruce Wayne, and it's never safe. Gordon/Bruce Wayne Batman slash, established relationship.

My collection of stories inspired by the Random Pairing Generator. Chapter 5: Optimus / Sam / Memory "Amazing, really, how such a little organic could have such a very large impact on a race whose individuals were older than his entire species."

‘I can’t live without you, you’re my drug and I’m already addicted to you even if I like it or not.’ A potion awakens buried feelings for the potions master. Snack!

Nominated for 2008 CoA Awards. Sequel to "Sarcophagus in Sunnydale'. Xander's road trip gets as far as Colorado Springs...

The ever so dashing Leopold Ackerley has never been unlucky when it comes to finding a desirable witch. And then the Ministry decided to step in and Harry Potter was forced into his life.

JamesxSeverus. Hints of SiriusxRemus. Marauder Era. The Marauders meet at the train station for a new year, and James leaves to give Severus an interesting greeting. Oneshot.

Sirius Black is giving up the ladies once and for all while Lydia Johnson is still searching for Mr Right. But after one memorable potions lesson, it goes to show that frankly my dear, fate doesn't give a damn about your plans. Marauders era

Sequel to 'Don't hide from me'. This won't make sense if you haven't read that.In Harry's fifth year he celebrates Christmas and New Year with Sirius at Grimmauld Place and it will be Holidays both he and Snape won't forget. SNARRY SLASH, ABANDONED, SORRY

It was all an accident, helping that annoying Potter! But now the wizard extraordinaire, Draco Malfoy, is in a bind. He’ll need all of his intelligence, his wits, his looks and his sneers just to make it through Hogwarts! Slash DM!HP

OOTP. In Harry's fifth year, during Christmas Holidays at Grimmauld Place, Harry Potter and Severus Snape wake up in bed together. How did that happen? And what are they gonna do about it?

Severus is forced to write in a journal for Muggle Studies. Yet that isn't the only thing that is bothering him. It seems Severus has a secret admirer who keeps sending him love notes! Whos is this person...and why Severus of all people? SBSS LMRL OOC

Sequel to Severus' Very Bad Day. Severus and Harry deal with the repercussions of Harry's prank. Sev gets drunk, Harry gets horny. Much madness ensues. Does this lead to some SLASH love? Of course it does! SSHP. WiP.

One by one, the people in Hyde's life help him smarten up and pull his head out of his nether regions.

At what lengths does magic go to in order to survive? MPREG, SLASH, HBP spoilers

A newspaper article has sent Jack and Daniel to Sunnydale. Primarily from the POV of Jack O'Neill but focuses on the Buffy characters. Repost from TTH, trying to get all my work in one place.

My version of the series finale. JH centric, but will include the group. Contains and uses spoilers.

Once the war is over, Severus decides to have a baby. In a very Slytherin way. Sequel to Secrets of an Insignificant Slytherin. MPREG. Non HBP compliant.

Gee, Challenges, I don't know. Xander goes to LA—Angel Investigations, specifically—to apologize to Angel. Xander should know by now no good deed goes unpunished.

In the summer that follows the defeat of the Mayor, Xander is attacked by a demon and almost loses his life. The cure gifts him with interesting new powers and leads him down a path towards a rocky romance with someone he never expected: Spike. SLASH

SLASH!!! Severus/Sirius Harry/OC and Draco/OC! Of course OCs but all guys, no girls (no offense to the female population!). Takes place right after Harry's fourth year. Umm...nothing else to say. Read to find out more!

Snape laid down his life and his pride to bring Sirius back through the veil. Especially his pride. Sirius-is-not-entirely-dense. (complete)

Two months after 'Men Of Our Word', Norrington has Jack on the brain and a new pirate threat to deal with. When the two collide, Norrington must think quickly if he wants to catch his prey. However, Jack has different ideas...(Slash-y. Turn back if you do

Severus Snape and Sirius Black were experimenting and this time it really was with potions. Not OotP compatible.

(RE-Beta'ed for Fans!) Norrington faces off with a party, socialite stalkers, and the dread annoying pirate Sparrow. However, as Fate often sees to, things do NOT happen as he plans. (JackNorrington)

A tale of families. Nothing more will be said. Read to find out. ^_^ Story is now finished bar the sequel

Severus Snape and Sirius Black have always shared a strong mutual hatred, but never before have they been obsessed with each other. Whether it's love or lust, they're both disgusted by it. Someone's playing cupid, but is it fate, Dumbledore, or Voldemort?

Lupin asks Snape to teach him how to make a potion, and Snape agrees, but Lupin isn't cooperating the way he should be...

Lupin is bored and decides to bother Snape, who is working on a potion...

Set in the same universe as "Contemplation." There's nothing wrong with foreplay in the classroom- even if it's one complete with class.