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 Author has written 10 stories for Pokémon, X-overs, Wizards of Waverly Place, Ironman, Calvin & Hobbes, Harry Potter, Mythology, Kane Chronicles, and Avatar: Last Airbender. I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades...or a game of fake heart attack. -Demetri Martin Some red flags of emotional abusers: 1. They make you feel sorry for them. 2. They make you compromise your values. 3. They make you feel used. 4. They make you feel special. 5. They make you feel guilty and use that to manipulate you. 6. They take a lot from you and give back very little. 7. They don't take responsibility, but place blame elsewhere. Taken from this source and altered slightly. Note that this is not an exhaustive list of manipulation tactics. Meeting only one of these marks does not autimatically make a relationship abusive, nor does a relationship need to meet all these marks to be abusive. 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There are two types of people in the world, Robots and Aliens, Robots do what they are told, follow the crowd, and are lifeless...Aliens however, are not of this world, people fear what is different, aliens do not follow a crowd, they do not follow a 'master' they are different and full of life, they are more than just a shell, if you are willing to prove that you are not a Robot and will not follow a crowd willingly then post this on your profile and put your name on it...because hey, not everything that is different, is bad...- HuMaN-EaTiNg-PaNdA-HEP-,VampireArgonian, Wolf05, Flame05 A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile. 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If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride. DON'T DO IT; I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! If you too are against drunk driving, add this to your profile and add your name to the bottom. NoOnesGal1848, Sakura-Cherry-Blossom-Chan, AkatsukiDreamer, DeiDei-kunsgirl, purplenekomata, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, A guy and a girl were speeding over 100km on a motorcycle. Girl: Slow down! Guy: No this is fun! Girl: No it's not! Please, it's way to scary! Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you. Now slow down. Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gave him a big hug. Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me. In the newspaper, the next day, a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was, that half way down the road the guy realized his breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so she would live even if it meant he would die. If you would do the same for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile "Look, um, lets just say…I know a guy, who knows a guy, who knows a guy, who stalks Itachi.” -From a fic I read The Noodle Prayer: “Our pasta, who art in a colander, draining be your noodles. Thy noodle come, Thy sauce be yum, on top some grated Parmesan. Give us this day our garlic bread, and forgive us our trespasses, as we forgive those who trample on our lawns. And lead us not into vegetarianism, but deliver us some pizza, for thine is the meatball, the onion, and the bay leaves, forever and ever. R'Amen.” -Tobi from a fic I read "If leaving a friend means smart, then stupid forever, I don't mind." --Naruto Uzumaki (Naruto) "Sir Jiraiya has broke his ribs, arms and legs, not to mention his vital organs were in danger because of Miss Tsunade's punch. She punched him, because he was trying to do what you're trying to do right now. Ever thought what... Sakura might do?" --Yamato (Naruto Shippuden) "Today I got lost on the road of life." -Kakashi Hatake "Fine art is the beauty of that single fleeting moment of explosion" -Deidara- "Like anything is left for the future as a thing of eternal beauty" -Sasori- -my brothers cell rings- Ugh I bet its that girl from the skating ring. She will not leave me alone -Brother answers the phone- Bitch dont call me aga-oh hi mom- my twin brother one day when we were at the movies and yes he did get in trouble and we don't know how that girl at the skating ring got his number (looks at cousin) Stress is when you wake up screaming, and then realize that you haven’t fallen asleep yet—Unknown- Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go into the same box—Italian Proverb Genius might be described as a supreme capacity for getting its possessors into trouble of all kinds—Samuel Butler End discrimination. Hate everybody—Elle Eden The cure for anything is salt water: sweat, tears, or the sea—Isak Dineson Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?—Abraham Lincoln I know indeed what evil I intend to do, But stronger than all my afterthoughts is my fury, Fury that brings upon mortals the greatest evils.—Euripides Look I'm going to try to put this as kindly as I can...Oh what the hell I tried that over 100 times...You cant cook and I don't like your hair cut...-TW I never forget a face, but in your case I'll make an exception-Groucho Marx Good art can not be immoral. By good art I mean art that bears true witness, I mean the art that is most precise-Ezra Pound Every great work of art has two faces, one toward its own time and one toward the future, toward eternity-Daniel Barenboim There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line-Oscar Levant All children are artists. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up-Pablo Picasso Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult-Charlotte Whitton Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels-Faith Whittlesey If you want anything said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman-Margaret Thatcher Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near-Helen Rowland It is a wise father that knows his own child-William Shakespeare Until I was 13, I thought my name was 'Shut Up.' My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a bitch. I once spent a year in Philadelphia, I think it was on a Sunday. "No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible." --George Burns Motivation alone is not enough. If you have an idiot and you motivate him, now you have a motivated idiot. I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose. Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway. “Everyone has a right to be stupid; some people just abuse the privilege.” What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere? 'Hold my purse.' When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room. How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost? When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. - Albert Einstein Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain. Lily Tomlin On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But, when else will I be able to do my hair?) On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (Ohhh...see, I thought different soap had different methods of use.) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I'd say that method of ironing works very well.) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (That is correct, we need to stop them five year olds from driving them fancy cars.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Well, isn't that the intention?) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (I had no idea there was an in-between use.) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (..I have no idea what that means..) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Go figure...I wanted almonds!) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (Good to know.)(Too bad about the other guy who everyone now calls 'Stumpy.') On plastic wrapping: "Do not put on head...may result in suffocation." (But...suffocation is fun!) Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD female come backs pick up line comebacks, add to it Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together. Man: Have we met? Woman: I hope not, if we have I want to die. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "female comebacks" GUYS REPOST THIS AS "don't let this happen" Ellen DeGeneres: My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Unknown: "When life gives you lemons, make applesauce. Then sit back, relax, and watch as everyone tries to figure out how the hell you did that." 37 Things to do in an Elevator 1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. Meow occasionally. 6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly. 7. Say "DING!" at each floor. 8. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push all the red buttons. 9. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. Stare grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. Try to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. As you are coming to the end of the journey, get emotional and have a group hug. Tell them that you will never forget them. 16. Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. Pretend you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. 21. Swat at flies that don't exist. 22. Call out "Group hug!" then enforce it. 23. Make car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. Congratulate all for being in the same lift with you. 25. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. While the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. Let your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. Walk into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. Take shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. Ask people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. Also in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. Ask, "Did you feel that?" 34. Tell people that you can see their aura. 35. When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. Dress up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time..." 19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In". 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds". 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy". 8. Don't use any punctuation. 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go". 12. Sing Along At The Opera. 13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme? 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. Sneak up behind someone and poke them on the neck. Then run away, laughing hysterically, while saying something about injecting some venemous mixture as an an experiment, and that you hope that that someone won't melt into a pile of fleshy goo. 15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song. 12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels. 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... Post this on your profile if you hate racism Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you are going through this as a checklist. Crazy is when you quote Charlie the Unicorn at random moments. Crazy is when you eat twenty pixie sticks in one day. Crazy is when you're crazy. Crazy is when you start talking nonsense every day during gym. Crazy is when you convince the nearest adult that you're having a breakdown. Crazy is when you trip up the stairs, and laugh all the way back down them. Crazy is when you get up in the middle of the night and rearrange your entire room out of boredom. Crazy is when you can talk to yourself for twenty minutes about nothing at all. Crazy is when you tell everyone you are a figment of their imagination, then your little brother believes you for a whole week, then he figures it out that you're not (or are you?...) and then you change your mind and tell everyone you're Jimmy Page...and your little brother believes you. Crazy is when you argue with yourself and lose. Crazy is when you start crying and laughing at the same time for no apparent reason. Crazy is when you try to stamp your foot on the ground dramatically and end up stubbing your toe. Crazy is if you laugh at Obi-Wan Kenobi's accent!! Crazy is when you can do persoality 360s!! Crazy is when you feel someone pull your hair and turn and yell at your best friend only for her to point out to you that you did it to yourself.(Yes...I really did this)Crazy is when you freak out when someone mentions Star Wars!! Crazy is when you talk to action figures of your favorite tv characters and mourn them if they break!!! Crazy is when you imitate Master Yoda using slices of cut bread for your ears!!! Crazy is when you tell everyone that you are Padmé Amidala's twin sister, and your little brother believes you!!! Crazy is when you dress as a Jedi and bring your lightsaber to school and use it to threaten people with (especially when they belive you!)!!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! Try Not to Cry Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school, He told his friends that it was cool, And when he pulled the trigger back, It shot with a great, huge crack. Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold! When I went to school that day, I never said good-bye. I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry. When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother. Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, And please tell Zack, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush. And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class, And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this. But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry. Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could please listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live. But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you" In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech Please if you would, If you pass this on, Maybe people will cry, Just keep this in your heart, For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye". Now you have 2 choices, 1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as Its ok to cry, I cried, so can you I love being different. I love being abnormal. I like standing out from the crowd and following my own music. Everyone has their own music. If you know your music and follow it, copy and paste this into your own profile! A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, THAT WAS AWESOME , LETS DO IT AGAIN!! Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry. She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face! A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong. A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days." Inside jokes midnight calls crazy nights = Best friends A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you. A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "where should we hide the body?" Friends are Gods way of apologizing for our families You may be obsessed with Star Wars if... ... your favorite book of the Bible is 'Luke.' ... you refer to children as 'younglings,' elevators as 'turbolifts,' and bathrooms as 'refreshers.' ... you have looked for Ewoks when entering a wooded area. ... you address your teachers as "Master." ... I you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon. ... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you. ... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors. ... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally. ... you have ever attempted to perform a jung ma. ... you even know what a jung ma is. ... you have ever been surprised to open a refrigerator and find that the milk is not blue. ... you know how to write in Aurebesh. ... you have ever insulted someone by calling them 'sleemo.' ... you have painted or drawn a picture in which there are at least two suns in the sky. ... you understand any of this. This is all for now! Hi! I'm Leoni Liponscovi, and here's a little bit about me: I love reading on this site, Lionboy, The Wormling, Redwall, The Door Within trilogy, Star Wars, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, playing video games on my PC, bicycling, Pokemon, nature, imagining, dancing, martial arts, cats, dogs, basically all animals except spiders (i have arachnophobia), gardening, writing, One Day At a Time, reading, I'm a Pagan, I'm pretty friendly, I try to be open-minded, and my IQ is 144. I made this account at 13 | |||||||
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