Hopper walks in on Joyce masterbating. You can guess the rest. Pure smut.

desiderata — things wanted or needed, longed for; indispensable things. Exonerated (more or less), and trying to find her feet, Liz is struggling, and goes to Red for a little…personal help. He's always willing to do her a favour, especially this one, but things go in a direction neither of them expect. Will their new relationship bring them together, or tear them apart?

Jopper angst and smut. They shouldn't be doing this. It was wrong and Hopper knew it.

Hermione and Remus are back in the comforts of the Hogwarts castle where an incident forced them to acknowledge their attraction to each other. Meanwhile, in the nearby village, the increasing loss of muggle children has caught the staff's attention. Figuring that these disappearances were somehow linked to them, they work together to unravel the mystery of the missing children.

*Complete* A/U SanSan: Set before the BotB Sansa finds herself in an army camp, poised to retake Winterfell. When a half dead Sandor Clegane rides into camp, old feelings long forgotten rise to the surface. Smut warning, lemons, sex. This will be a short PWP kind of story, I would expect no more than 5 chapters. Enjoy!

Karen Wheeler is crying in the toilets at a school function after a fight with Billy. She witnesses Joyce and Hopper together. Sex and voyeurism. Probably the smuttiest thing I've ever written.

Magdalen is an average New Yorker, she had no idea there was another world beyond the one she witnessed everyday. That is, until it attacks her one night. Now she is under the care of BPRD. Repost from a long time ago!

Post-season 7. What we've all been waiting for. Sandor Clegane arrives in Winterfell to be greeted by Sansa, a fully-fledged woman in charge of war preparations and herself. Features Arya, Tyrion, Jon, Dany and others, but of course this is SanSan - Mature audiences only. Told mostly from Sansa's POV. More chapters coming.

This is a SanSan story taking place during episode 7 of season 7, and beyond, with some obvious changes. It is mostly based on the show, but there will be some book references as well. Instead of travelling to King's Landing to show the wight to Cersei, Sandor Clegane heads for Winterfell to offer his protection to the lady Sansa. This will wrap up ASOIAF season 8.

The Hound (Sandor Clegane) writes a drunken love/lust note to Sansa Stark. What will she think of the letter? Will the Hound remember what he wrote? Set just prior to the Battle of Blackwater. ASOIAF fans will appreciate. Stands alone as fiction if not fan. Told POV from both Sandor and Sansa. 39 Chapters; published in 8. Epilogue could be expanded. Mature audiences only.

*ONE SHOT* Coming to call on a werewolf hours before the full moon rises has unexpected consequences for the brightest witch of the age. Hermione never expected that Remus would ever let her get so close, but the allure of moonlight finally proves too much for the lycanthrope to resist. Remione.

In 3x01, Red originally planned for the two of them to stay in the safe room underground for a whole week...am I the only one who wanted to see how that would have played out? A slow burn, eventually M-Rated, Lizzington story.

The next kiss was somewhat slow, hands roaming over clothed bodies; this wasn't about a desperation to ravish each other or to achieve pleasure. Instead it was rather a sensual experience – acquainting themselves with one another, exploring a new found intimacy as husband and wife.

Only truly good people are granted the gift of the Change. The wolf within Sansa causes her to struggle with urges she'd rather pretend she didn't have. Meanwhile, Sandor's not sure what it means when he starts to feel... different... during the full moon, but he does know that if it keeps up, he'll need to buy more whetstone oil. COMPLETE

Lizzington one-shots, based on Facebook prompts. Ratings and themes vary. Enjoy!

A follow-up to Sevenmas. Sansa and Sandor remain at the castle while most of the court is on a hunting party. AU to events in AGOT.

Essentially I've been wanting to write something like this for a while but I've never really had the balls until I read a Fic called Just A Bit Won't Hurt by Molahsurey. WARNING: INCEST Reviews are welcome, but I would appreciate politeness to the subject.

Sansa holds the north as a hound comes marching though her gates. Can the once little bird no longer tremble when faced with the shadow of the beast? (POV Sansa)(One-Shot) Rated M For Adult Content.

Red and Liz get stuck in an elevator; what will happen? Shameless, smutty, Lizzington one-shot. Enjoy!

"It was raw and ugly and desperate…somehow perverse, too."

Liz awakes to feel a still sleeping Red pressed against her and decides to test the waters, play with fire. One-shot. M rating.

Raymond tells Elizabeth that he's her father, but she has already fallen for him. Red/Lizzie (Incest) I wrote this because I find it ironic that people ship them when Red is obviously her father. If you don't like it, don't read it!

Disclaimer: If they don’t sue for use of their characters for entertainment, I won’t sue for pain and suffering caused from the last moments of “Unbearable”.Spoilers: Season 5Summary: Sequel to Geek Goddess. Sara and Grissom travel to Long Island for at