It appears that the assasins have failed...

Name: Rikou Kisaragi (Not really, of course... but I go by this everywhere.)

Age: Oh, that's a secret.

Sex: Hmmm...boobs, check. Long hair, check. Has an attraction to the male species, check... Im pretty sure that makes me a woman, if not a transvestite.

Occupation: Fanfiction stalker, bored writer, babysitter.

Looks: Short. Extremely dark hair, hazel eyes, pale skin. Needs braces, and has glasses.

Personality: Sort of blunt, gets bored easily. Absent-minded, tend to wander off during conversations. Not very excitable. Likes listening to music and staring at people in a creepy fashion.

Likes: Anime, well-written books, music, my dog, pocky, blondes, and jolly ranchers.

Dislikes: The color yellow, Twilight, Justin Bieber, colds, my little brothers, and oranges. Oh, and assholes. I despise assholes.

Personal Quote: "For those who say they don't feel like it, call bullshit."

I am currently planning a parody series on the 'girl falls into an anime/tv show/movie' type fanfics.

Im a fan of many, many animes, But I won't bore you by posting them all.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more. who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, all-hail-the-jello, O Wingless One, Boekincho- at your service, The Dark Moose,Creamsoda92, Creativesprite, InsanityIsAStateOfMind, Rikou-San

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I wear BLACK, so I MUST be a goth.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I don't want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

Favourite Quotes:

"I will beat the fuck out of my tears, if they try to pull that shit again." -Hullo

“Success is a lousy teacher. It seduces smart people into thinking they can’t lose.” – Bill Gates

“Failure is simply the opportunity to begin again, this time more intelligently.” – Henry Ford

"I wasn't staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction." - My friend

"Quick, what's the number for 911?!" - "Little Rascals"

"There are 3 types of people--people who know how to count and-- people who dont know how to count." -Dharma

"R.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.R.O.A.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.A.I.L. - Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto A Road And A Car Runs Over Me & I Live." - unknown

"WARNING: Being too open minded can lead to brains falling out." - MTV2

"The trouble with real life is that there is no background music." - from Facebook

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it." - Tree Tops

"Suicide Hotline...please hold." - goodquotes.com

"Studying = staring at words on a page of a book." - Out of a magazine

MEN'S SECRET LANGUAGES TRANSLATED

1. “I’M GOING FISHING”: Translated: I’m going to drink myself stupid and sit in a boat with a stick in my hand while the fish swim by in complete safety.”

2. “IT’S A GUY THING” Translated: “There is no rational thought pattern connected with it and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”

3. “CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?” Translated: “Why isn’t it already on the table?”

4. “UH HUH, SURE, HONEY,” or, “YES, DEAR.” Translated: (Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.)

5. “IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN” Translated: “I haven’t the foggiest.

6. “I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT’S JUST . . . I JUST HAVE LOTS OF THINGS ON MY MIND.” Translated: “Is that woman over there wearing a bra?”

7. “TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU’RE WORKING TOO HARD.” Translated: “I can’t hear the game over the vacuum cleaner.”

8. “THAT’S INTERESTING, DEAR.” Translated: “Are you still talking?”

9. “YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS.” Translated: “I remember the theme song to “F-Troop,” the address of the first girl I ever kissed, the license plate numbers of every car I’ve ever owned, but can’t remember your birthday.”

10. “I DUNNO . . . I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU, AND I GOT YOU THESE ROSES.” Translated: “The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe.”

11. “OH, DON’T FUSS. I JUST CUT MYSELF; IT’S NO BIG DEAL.” Translated: “I have actually severed a limb, but I will bleed to death before I admit that I am hurt.”

12. “I’VE GOT MY REASONS FOR WHAT I’M DOING.” Translated: “. . . and I sure hope I think of some soon.”

13. “I CAN’T FIND IT.” Translated: “It didn’t fall into my outstretched hands, so I’m completely clueless.”

14. “WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME?” Translated: “What did you catch me at?”

15. “I HEARD YOU.” Translated: “I have no idea what you just said and am hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don’t find out.”

16. “YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE.” Translated: “I am used to the way you yell at me and I realize it could be worse.”

17. “YOU LOOK TERRIFIC.” Translated: “Oh God, please don’t try on MORE clothes.”

18. “I’M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE.” Translated: “We are hopelessly lost and no one will ever see us alive again.” - unknown

"Arguing with a fool proves there are two." - Doris M. Smith

“My eyes aren’t glistening with the ghosts of my past!” - Harry Potter

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” - Albus Dumbledore

“Yeah, thirteen of us against one bloke who’s not allowed to use magic…we’ve got no chance.” - Fred Weasley

"Call back when your not stupid." - Me

"Some people wish for a puppy, some people wish for a car, some people even wish for a billion dollars, but do you know what the greatest people wish for? Hope for others." - Josh Faulkner

"Follow your heart through all your decisions, don't follow your head because those decisions can be sombody else's." - Josh Faulkner

"some people say dreams only last 30 seconds, then call me special cause my dreams last a life time." - Josh Faulkner

"Nothing? Nothing? NOTHING? Nothing, tra la la?" - The Labyrinth

"I can bear it no longer! Goblin King! Goblin King! Wherever you may be, take this child of mine far away from me!" "That's not it! Where did she get that rubbish? It doesn't even start with "I wish!" - The Labyrinth

“Take this quarter, go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face! Good day to you, madam.” - Uncle Buck

“I shall call him Squishy. And he shall be mine. And he shall be my squishy.” - Finding Nemo

“Follow me, or perish, sweater monkeys.” - Bring It On

“Not you, fat Jesus.” - The Hangover

"Jesus, he's like a gremlin. Comes with instructions and shit." - The Hangover

“Those who are tardy do not get a fruit cup.” - High Anxiety

“I don’t know, I mostly just hurt people.” - Alien Resurrection

“GOONIES NEVER SAY DIE!” - The Goonies

"That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!" - Blade: Trinity

“I’m gonna punch you in the ovaries, that’s what I’m gonna do. A straight shot, right to the babymaker.” - Anchorman

"All right boys, my fat ass fell through the floor again." - None Piece

"Did you see that one, lad? His pancreas came right out his tear duct!" - None Piece

"You and your loathsome face can go jump off a plane!" - Abby

My Facebook:

http://www.facebook.com/#!/profile.php?id=100002680909528

Feel free to friend me or ask me questions about anything.

Instructions: Put your ipod or music player on shuffle and the song that pops is the answer to each question.

1. How does the world see you?

Abstract Nonsense - Rin Kagamine

2. Will you have a happy life?

Nothing on You - B.o.B feat. Bruno Mars

3. What do people really think of you?

Falls Apart - Thousand Foot Krutch (O_O')

4. Do people secretly lust after you?

Behind These Hazel Eyes - Kelly Clarkson (o_o... I don't get it)

5. How can you make others happy?

If I Were A Boy - Beyonce (Well, that's insulting)

6. How can you make yourself happy?

Shiver - Shawn Desmond

7. What should you do with your life?

Belphegor's theme song - OST from Katekyo Hitman Reborn! (...I should become one of the Varia...?)

8. Will you ever have children?

All to Myself - Marianas Trench

9. What is some good advice for you?

Whatcha Say - Jason Derulo

10. What do you think your current theme song is?

Revolution - The Veronicas

11. What does everyone else think your current theme song is?

Fireflies - Owl City (Well, that's not bad...)

12. What song will play at your funeral?

Good Girls Go Bad - Cobra Starship (...)

13. What type of men/women do you like?

Warriors Dance - The Prodigy (Eh... My shuffle apparantly likes being a prick...)

14. What is your day going to be like?

I Think I'm Paranoid - Garbage

15. Why are you here?

Alice Human Sacrifice - Vocaloid (O_O)

16. What will people remember you for?

For Your Entertainment - Adam Lambert (Oh god, I hope not.)

17. What song will you get stuck in your head tomorrow?

Sweet Sacrifice - Evanescence

18. Why are there people outside waiting to take you away?

The Fight - Classic Crime

19. What will this year be all about?

Funhouse - Pink

20. If you reached the top of Mount Everest, you would scream:

Mirror Mirror - M2M (...?)

21. The next time you stand up in front of a group of people, you'll say:

Shut Up and Dance - Victoria Duffield

22. Your message to the world:

Big Girls Don't Cry - Fergie

23. Your deepest secret:

Bad Boy - Cascada (Shit, one of my preferences is out.)

24. Your innermost desire:

Vanilla Twilight - Owl City (What...? Does this mean I secretly want to die...?)

25. Your oldest memory makes you think:

Hangover - Taio Cruz feat. Flo Rida (I've never drank in my life.)

26. Somewhere in your wedding vows, you'll include:

I Do Not Hook Up - Kelly Clarkson (-_-')

27. When you wake up in the morning, you mutter:

Hit The Lights - Selena Gomez

28. Right now, your feelings are:

Only Girl In The World - Rihanna

29. The day you fall in love will be the day that:

Find Your Love - Drake

30. You scream during sex

Can't Breathe - Fefe Dobson (Oh my god, are you serious? Hahaha...)

31. You’d describe you best friend as:

10-Faced - Gumi

32. Your friends describe you as:

Love Me Or Hate Me - Lady Sovereign

33. In an elevator you are most likely to yell

Guardian Angel - Abandon All Ships

34. Your philosophy in life is:

Helena Beat - Foster the People

35. Your farwell message to the readers of this: