THIS IS A TRUE STORY.

A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murderer chanted , "Toma Sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she'll be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this onto your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

That was a test; if you were scared of that or believe it, then you, my friend, are an idiot.

M'kay, so a bit about the stories I'm writing and will be writing here. My story Slashers VS Pasta Monsters was an idea originally conceived by a deviantART member, SteveIrwinFan96. Of course, I fleshed the story out and changed some things, so you can thank me for bring it to you here.

Slender Man is obviously a slender man fanfic, but it is my favorite story so far. The story recounts my idea of what Slender Man really is, how he came to our world, explains his actions, and has him come to Los Angeles, a cesspool of crime and corruption...and that is just the prologue. It eventually goes on to describe how Slender Man becomes a superhero (yeah, you heard that right) and his struggle with dealing with everyday humanity. However, he also has the distinction of being the worlds first superhero...

Yes, Slender Man will be will be part of a larger shared superhero universe. Two other stories on this site will be The Pocket (based on the creepypasta The Pocket by ManufacturerINC) and Guardian (a Hellraiser fanfic). There will be three other superhero fics in the same universe, but they will be original stories on Fiction Press. The concept behind The Pocket and Slender Man are inspired by the Hellraiser fanfic The Dark Angel by Thaura, who are actually two authors (Rurrlock-God of Power and LJ1983). TDA has been taken down twice already, but it will be coming back by summer 2015. When it does come back, I advise you guys to read it, because it's pretty damn awesome. I salute you, Thaura, both for your love of superheroes and for coming up with a kick-ass concept.

There will also be four other superhero stories, but they will NOT be in the same universe as SM, TP, Guardian, and the three original fics. Instead they will be heavily re-imagined AU stories similar to Ultimate Marvel. Now, this might piss off those of you who bitch and moan, "KILLERS SHOULD NOT BE GLORIFIED!", but it's my idea, so I will do it. Each story concerns one heavily re-imagined slasher film villain who, in this universe, becomes a hero-but maybe not the heroes we like. The stories are The Goalie (Friday the 13th), Candyman (Candyman), Pumpkinhead (Pumpkinhead), and The Miner (My Bloody Valentine). Who knows, perhaps if I ask very nicely and Thaura say yes, The Dark Angel will be apart of the same universe.

Might publish some other stories as well. That's all for now.