Hey! I'm Des (they/them or he/him) and I've had too many effin' FFN accounts to count that aren't gonna show up here because hi that's embarrassing no thanks. I'm making this one mostly to keep track of some of my favorite stories I've read through my years and years of fanfiction. Maybe I'll write some stuff to post here. Who knows.

I've been writing since I was nine or something--the 4th grade. I'm finished college now and am in my early 20s. So that's... A LONG ASS TIME. MOST OF MY LIFE.

I aspire to be a vet tech and maybe get a full vet license later on, and my dream is to write novels fulltime... but for now I work in a call center as a salesman and I'm trying to raise money to go back to school. So in due time!

My main fandoms are Vikings, Pokemon (specifically Gen III), Game of Thrones, Dream Daddy and The Walking Dead, among a few various others from time to time (Les Mis, Marvel... weird little ones I'll look at now and then). I haven't read or watched Naruto in literally years but I still thoroughly enjoy AU Naruto fanfiction so go figure. Same goes for Hetalia because I'm an awful weeb but, like, the heart wants what the heart wants.

I love a good, steamy smut but I also love fluff, historical fiction, AUs (especially modern, high school/college...), and whatever may spark my interest at the time. I love to hate comedy because I'm hard to please but honestly, puns are my lifeblood. Oh and I fuckin' love fantasy AUs, like with vampires and werewolves and witches and the like. I suck but guess what; I like it like that.

I'm always open to betaing or something, or just makin' pals! My tumblr is bisexuallagertha and I don't really use twitter but it's @clegaen and those are... pretty much it.

Thanks for stoppin' by!