It all started on the platform. That stupid, bloody platform. I mean, after five years of calling someone an arrogant toerag and telling him to stick his fat head up his stupid, fit arse, it's just not right to fantasize about licking chocolate off of his equally fit chest. But who said I was doing that?

Collection of short stories. Main pairing is Lily/James. Humor, romance, angst, sweetness.

She never really cared for most guys, until one sat down next to her at the bar, offered a conversation, and asked for nothing in return.

Katnit Everbean is shocked when she finds herself a tribute in the 74th Hunter Games with Peetal Mellurk. A parody of The Hunger Games.

Abandoned by her best friend and suffering the torment of her hideous older sister - and her sister's hideous boyfriend, Lily Evans thought she was in for a boring summer. James Potter had other ideas.

A series of one-shots between and about Ron and Hermione through the days. What actually happened at the Yule-ball? What goes on in the girls' dorm? What happened in the chamber of secrets during the final battle? Find out here!

Winner of "Best Depiction of Ron" at the 2009-10 Ron/Hermione Awards on Livejournal. The story of Ron and Hermione's complicated romance, with added biscuits. Not remotely fluffy despite the title, and rated M for later chapters.

A brief look into the thoughts of the people in Katniss's life as they watch her volunteer to take Prim's place.

Anger, annoyance, more anger, table envy and snogging on Remus' bed. Lily has a problem and its name is James Potter. Copius amount of angry Lily and confused Marauders. You have been warned! Sort of a prequel to Sexual Education, can be read separately!

Why is Snape so nasty to everyone? Because he always has really bad mornings. Crack!Fic

Two people who work together for that long have to have opinions about each other, right? Very light Haymitch/Effie oneshot.

Someone left Harry instructions on how to defeat Voldemort. Too bad he didn't find them until five months after the war, when the trio are cleaning out Dumbledore's study. Crack!Fic. Oneshot.

If you'll be color, I'll see nothing else.

Patented Daydream Charms and spun-sugar realities...George Weasley and Katie Bell in St. Mungo's after the war.

"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.

To the girl in the card shop in Ottery St. Catchpole, Fred Weasley was never anyone more than a nice young man who made her laugh one day, but even that's worth remembering.

Lavender Brown cries when she realizes she is no longer innocent enough to touch a unicorn. Victory comes at a price, and Lavender pays in ruined flesh and stolen goodbyes. Lavender BrownCharlie Weasley

No tears, little sister, Fred said, wiping away her tears with his thumb. Ginny remembers, and now it is her turn.