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Your One and Only Wish Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love. Black: You are conservative and aggressive. Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected. Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday

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10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

WOOT! GO CHICKS!!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

17. push someone else around the store in a trolley and make car noises!

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things...I know i would.

EVIL is just LIVE spelled backwards

You! off my planet

I was born smart...then I went to school...then I became stupid...It's all schools fault

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

We All Make Mistakes... But Why'd Mine Have To Be So Huge?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once!

SMART girls are more interested in having FUN than trying to look perfect

friends are like stars; you don’t see them somtimes but you know they're always there

I wanted to kill the craziest person alive but then i realized...oh yeah! suicides a crime!

And we say goodbye, go underground or up in the blue sky- up in smoke, burned down to size. Life is short, don’t tell me lies

Death will come to those who wait, but my dark soul has it’s own fait

Roses are red, coal is black, I’ll laugh like hell, if you get held back

Last night... I was looking up at the stars... and I thought to myself... Where the hell's my ceiling?

Go to Hell, wait don't go there, I don't want to deal with you for eternity

If you love something, set if free. If it doesn’t come back, hunt it down and kill it

We're not insane. We're mentaly unstable.

47 Ways To

Annoy Your Best Friend

#1. Follow them around and keep asking the same stupid question no matter what answer they give

#2. Follow them around chanting, “Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? (Insert your friend’s name) stole the cookie from the cookie jar!”

#3. Give them nicknames that are unrelated to his/her real name. Ex: Paulina. Joe. Han Solo. Teddy Bear. Freddie.

#4. Ask loudly where babies come from. Keep asking them even if they claim they won’t tell you.

#5. On the off chance they get frustrated enough to tell you where babies come from (previously mentioned on number 4), look offended and claim they’re not taking you seriously.

#6. Whenever they’re done saying something snicker and say, “Yeah, like we’ll ever believe that!” very sarcastically.

#7. Poke them at random moments, and don’t give them a straight answer as to why you are doing it, either.

#8. Laugh at any and all ideas they come up with.

#9. Follow them around and tell people that they learned everything they know from you.

#10. Whenever anyone asks you about your friend say proudly, “We’re all very proud of him/her- all of us in the insanity response unit, that is. We just got him/her potty trained, too….”

#11. Rip, burn, and eat the ashes of their most beloved stuffed animal.

#12. Or, if you’re too compassionate to destroy the harmless toy, wait till their hyperactive younger sibling comes along and give the toy to them so they can do the job for you. If the kid says they won’t do it and your friend heard everything you said, run…run fast!

#13. Point and laugh at your friend whenever they pass you.

#14. Say bad things about them before they pass out of earshot.

#15. Try to get them to start a conga line.

#16. Clearly in view, smack yourself on the head with something hard, then throw it by your friend and claim loudly that they have wounded you.

#17. Kick them in the shins at random moments when they’re not looking, then run away.

#18. Wake them up early in the early hours of the morning with a bucket of water. Cold water.

#19. Put their hand in warm water while they’re sleeping.

#20. Cut their hair while they’re sleeping.

#21. Take their stuff and hide it.

#22. Go up to your friend and tell them you’ve done something to something in their room. See how long it takes them to work up the nerve to brush their teeth again (in fear you’ve dipped their toothbrush in the toilet).

#23. Walk up to your friend and say, “Damn, it feels good to be a hamster…” and walk away with no explanation.

#24. Laugh at them in general.

#25. Dye their hair rainbow colors by any means possible. See if they scream.

#26. Make a comment about how they’re putting on a little ‘poundage’ and see if they still continue to eat regularly.

#27. Get them a puppy for Christmas. Claim that since they’ve always wanted one, you finally raised the bar, from a hamster to a dog.

#28. Get them a Chiwawa as the aforementioned puppy. (An Irish Wolfhound would be a very, very stupid move at this point)

#29. Spread outlandish rumors about them. (Ex: ”Yeah, I’ve heard he’s/she’s even dated a queen/king,” Or: “I heard that to get out of prison once, the guards made him/her dress up as a girl/boy and pout.”)

#30. Show up in their room before they go to bed with warm milk and a lullaby in mind to help them sleep.

#31. Mimic your friend in an especially childish way whenever they speak.

#32. Ask them why they’ve got a stupid moped instead of a car. If they ignore you, continue to ask why they aren’t as cool or good-looking as their older/younger sibling.

#33. See how many rounds of “100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall” they can take before they swear and threaten to beat you up.

#34. Claim #33 (above) was you testing their mental endurance. Claim they failed spectacularly.

#35. Whenever you discuss your friend’s strange behavior around you with others, always refer to him/her as the opposite sex.

#36. Replace all of his/her clothes with clothing that is 3 times smaller or larger then their normal size.

#37. Replace all of their prized possessions with hand made replicas you made with construction paper and glue, maybe even with tape.

#38. Scream the name “FRODO!” at your friend and then look disappointed when they don’t react. When they ask what a “Frodo” is, refuse to tell them because they didn’t recognize their "Sam”.

#39. Tell your friend, “The cat crows at dawn and the horse screams at noon,” and see how they react to this little bit of randomness.

#40. After you’ve finished telling them something, you must add (no matter what!) “But it’s just a rumor.” (Ex: “Julie told me to tell you that you guys are leaving tomorrow, but it’s just a rumor.”)

#41. Tell them you’re leaving to see if they cry out of sheer joy.

#42. Make up their own theme song and sing it whenever they enter the room, or walk, or eat, or something, anything at all…

#43. (In relation to #42) When they threaten to cut out your tongue if you continue to sing their theme song, smile and say, “Oh all right,” and begin to hum it.

#44. Offer your friend gum from one of those trick packs (you know, the ones that shock you or snap your fingers with a mini mousetrap).

#45. Play knock and run at their bedroom door. When they inevitably refuse to answer, open the door, step in and holler “Lucy! I’m hooomme!”

#46. Scream “You dropped your pocket!” whenever they’re concentrating on something hard.

#47. (In relation to everything on this list) When your friend tries to attack you and must be forcefully restrained, sigh and say, “I always said he/she was insane. I’ve known it for years,” even if you’ve only met them last month.

You know you live in 2011 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or a Myspace account

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself because of your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did...

1.

Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)

2. Pay entirely in pennies.

3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.

4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!

5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”

6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”

7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.

8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)

9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”

10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.

11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)

12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”

13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)

14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)

15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.

16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.

17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)

18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.

19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”

20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.

21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.

22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.

23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)

24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)

25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!"

32 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator

1. When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2. Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3. Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4. Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5. Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After awhile, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

6. Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7. Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8. Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

9. Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

10. Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

11. Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

12. Ask, "Did you feel that?"

13. Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14. When the doors close, announce to the others, “It’s okay. Don't panic, they open up again."

15. Swat at flies that don't exist.

16. Tell people that you can see their aura.

17. Call out, "group hug!" then enforce it.

18. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

20. Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

21. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22. Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other passengers.

23. Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25. Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and then announce, "I have new socks on."

26. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other

passengers, "This is my personal space!"

27. Hide a squirt gun in your hand and pretend to sneeze next to someone.

28. Throw a fake spider on the ground and squeal with fear.

29. Hum the Jeopardy theme song between floors.

30. Stare at someone for a long time, than say, "who are you? What do I REALLY know about you?"

31. Bring a violin or guitar case on and make a big show of trying to hide it from everyone and say "It's only a violin/guitar, honest!"

32. Twitch for about 5 minutes, then when the doors open on your floor run out screaming, "They're after meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

25 Fun Things To Do At A Movie Theater

1. Hum the theme song of the movie out loud.

2. Make finger puppets in front of the projector.

3.When gunshots ring out in the movie yell, "Bang! Bang!"

4. Stick a piece of popcorn to the end of your straw and shoot it 6 rows ahead of you. (Works even better with un-popped kernels and Juji fruits.)

5. Use a whoopee cushion. ('Nuff said.)

6. Wear a top hat, a big one.

7. Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

8. Go, "Ewwwwwwwwwwww!" And then giggle like a bunch of little girls loudly during the kissing scenes.

9. Clap and cheer when the good guy gets killed.

10. Make a noise like your passing gas and say, "Ahh…"

11. Start wheezing and ask the person next to you if you can have some Juji Fruits for your asthma.

12. During the previews, yell, "Can you fast forward it?"

13. When the bad guy is about to do something devious, yell at the top of your lungs, "Watch out!"

14. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

15. Tell the man selling popcorn that the girl's bathroom is flooding.

16. If you've seen the movie before, at the climax, yell out what happens next.

17. Tell the man next to you that you have diarrhea and wink. ;)

18. wear a cape and when it's your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Ha! Ha!" and run away.

19. Yell, "FIRE!!!" and moon the people coming through the exit.

20. Gently, very softly, place a single kernel of popcorn on the head of the man in front of you.

21. Say that this person can't sit next to you because your invisible friend is sitting there.

22. Scream out, "Hey, this isn't Bambi!"

23. Stare at the person sitting across the aisle from you, then quickly look back at the screen when they look at you. Then, when they turn away, stare again.

24. See if you can get a Juji fruit to stick on the screen.

25. Find an old man or someone, casually walk over by him, then stare him down, for about a minute. Then sigh loudly, sit behind him, then put a fart machine under his seat. Complain about how uncomfortable that seat was, and how you couldn't see over his head, and then walk back to your old seat. Press the button, over, and over, and over. Laugh and point at him whenever you press the button, have someone start a stopwatch when you get back to your seat, and see how long he stays in the theater. (You can also put the fart machine under an empty chair a few rows back from someone, and then sit on the other side of the theater. See their reaction as they look back and see an empty seat.)

30 Fun Things To Do In Public Places

1. Go up to random people and ask "How are you doing?" See what kind of conversation you can start.

(I met lots of new people this way)

2. Ask someone what another person's name is nearby. Go up to that person and say "Hey, *person's name*. How are you? You forgot my name, didn't you!?"

(People normally look at me very confused with this one.)

3. Fall down in front of strangers, and see if they try to help.

(If they don't help, I yell out, "FINE! DON'T HELP ME THEN!")

4. Bump into someone and pretend it causes you to fall down. See if they apologize.

(This is hard to do, because they normally try to avoid me when I try to bump them.)

5. Walk behind someone until he/she turns around. Then say, "What?"

(You should look very confused, so it makes them be confused also.)

6. Run around and jump on things and make noises pretending to be a monkey.

(It works with any animal.)

7. Put water in your mouth, and pretend you are barfing when someone walks by.

(It's really funny when you chew up some Snickers for this.)

8. Get an "Obsession, for men" cologne sample spray, and go up to people asking, "Do you have an obsession for men? I was just wondering because I have an obsession for me. It's in my pants. Do you want me to spray you with it?" When they look at you funny, take out the cologne and say "What? It's just my obsession for men cologne. What were you thinking of?"

(It doesn't work on the people that have the cologne.)

9. Walk behind someone and have an argument with yourself.

(It's even better if you talk in two different voices.)

10. Have a bottle of water and go up to people saying, "Thirsty?"

(See how many people you can get to drink from your bottle)

11. Have a newspaper or a book (or something like that) and hold it out to someone and ask, "Thirsty?"

(Confusion is funny.)

12. Put a chunk of something sticky on your hand, and go up to people saying, "Eh, how're you doing?" and try to shake their hand.

(Some people actually don't notice huge sticky brown things sticking to your hand.)

13. Jump kick a wall and look at someone and say, "Please don't do that."

(It works with trees too.)

14. Go up to someone and say in a very low voice, "Death by catapult."

(There is also, death by spatula, death by rug burn, death by malapropism, or any other weird random way of death.)

15. Get people to join you in your strange adventures.

(Twice the people= twice the fun)

16. Follow somebody around for hours and then ask them to stop following you.

17. Go to a public drinking fountain and offer to hold down the button. Then press it down halfway and when the person leans forward press it down all the way to soak their face.

18. Viciously attack a stop sign with a newspaper.

19. Steal manhole covers and run around with them.

20. Throw water balloons at people in office buildings from the street.

21. Run at top speed by some people yelling, "NOOOOOOOOOOOO."

22. Put a box with an alarm clock in it down and run away.

23. Set up a tent and do scout things, such as trying to start fires with rocks.

24. Fall down and when somebody tries to help you up scream, "get away from me!".

25. Walk around with a baseball bat and ask people," you talkin' to me?"

26. Carry around bags of sugar and walk up to people and say, "Hi my name is Bob and I'm running for governor." Give them the bag and run away saying, "vote for me!"

27. Roll a tennis ball and run after it crying.

28. Fall down; clutch your knees and roll.

29. Tell people that the blue light is back.

30. Walk up to a stranger and ask them if the Force is with them.

50 Fun Things To Do At Wall-Mart

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day

4. Start playing Calvin ball; see how many people you can get to join.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit.

9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles.

10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in house wares," and see what happens.

11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast.

12. Play with the automatic doors.

13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along.

14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!"

15. Repeat #14 in the jewelry department.

16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive.

17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store.

18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field.

19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow, magic!"

20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "Hmmmm…I thought the customer was always right!"

21. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.

22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath.

23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles.

24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Bat Cave."

26. TP as much of the store as possible.

27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles.

28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down.

29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover."

31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples)

32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men.

33. Take bets on the battle from above.

34. Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics.

35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible.

36. Hold indoor shopping cart races.

37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible.

38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags.

39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags.

40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies."

41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store.

42. Two words: Marco Polo.

43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc.

44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's.

45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels.

46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word.

47. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out.48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again."

49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time.

50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and explain that you don't get out much and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it.

BONUS*

1. Attempt to do all of the above in the same visit, without getting kicked out.

2. Try to hold up customers with the toy guns. See how much you can make.

Be careful about the people you do these things to and be smart and reasonable about what you do. Have fun! Oh, and 3 or 4 people should do this wacky stuff together. If you really wanna confuse people, dress in black capes or something of that sort.

How to Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. AT lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. PAGE yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. EVERY time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. PUT your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In."

5. PUT decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks, and once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. IN the memo field of all your checks write, "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. FINISH all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."

8. DON'T use any punctuation.

9. AS often as possible, skip rather then walk.

10. ORDER a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. SPECIFY that your drive-through order is, "To Go."

12. SING along at the opera.

13. GO to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. PUT mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

15. FIVE days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

16. HAVE your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. WHEN the money comes out of the ATM, scream, "I Won! I Won!"

18. WHEN leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"

19. AND the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity...copy and paste this into your profile!!

What to Do During an Exam

1. GET a copy of the exam, then run out screaming, "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. TALK the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking!" Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. BRING a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. ON the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. RUN into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country!" and run off.

6. 15 MINUTES into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out, "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 minutes.

7. COME into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. COME down with a BAD case of Tourette's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. BRING things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. AS soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. EVERY 5 minutes stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

12. TURN in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. GET the exam. 20 minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out, "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts. (ie. threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go ice skating.)

15. SHOW up completely insane (completely insane means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mummy).

16. COMMENT on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. COME to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. IF the exam is maths/science related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get Pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. TRY to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. BRING some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. DURING the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. PUKE into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. TAKE 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. ACT spazzy.

25. WALK in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. DO the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. BRING a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. EVERY now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. FROM the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kai.

30. AFTER you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. IN the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. BRING cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment, "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. STAND up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. FAKE a heart attack. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. WEAR a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting, "What? I'm on my way!!" Rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. TAILGATE outside the classroom before the exam.

37. IF your answers are on a scan tron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. BRING a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girly-girl nearby.

39. COMPLETE the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. BRING one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your pencil. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. MAKE strange noises and get people to stare. Look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

42. DRESS like the professor.

43. CROSS-DRESS.

44. USE invisible ink to answer the whole exam.

45. ORDER catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.

P.S. Don't actually do this during a test; it would be hilarious, but you do have a permanent record (if you're still in school, that is).

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Without GOD, our week would be:

Sinday,

Mournday,

Tearsday,

Wasteday,

Thirstday,

Fightday,

Shatterday.

Repost this if you are not ashamed of GOD.

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,

But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,

but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this?

Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?

Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

Jesus Christ said:

"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father"

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared him...

He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today

Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the tiune God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost

then copy and paste this in your profile

If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."

put this (o)on ur page if u like music

(\ _ /) (O.o )

This is Bunny. Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!

Do it! Bunny is awesomeful!

／l、 （ﾟ､ ｡ ７ l、ヽ じしf,)ノ Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows. Either way, copy and paste Kitty as well, or Bunny will get lonely!

Put this in your profile
if you love to laugh!

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

In Remembrance:

In Remembrance to Severus Snape, A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor, for his Lily may he have been forgiven in the end,

In Remembrance to Fred Weasley, who fought bravely to the very end, and whose jokes will forever brighten his other half, and will loyally await his soul mate and brother, with many jokes. He's got forever to think of them, right?

In Remembrance to Dobby, who was more free and full of love, than any elf, and most humans; a truely free elf may he rest in peace!

In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin, the last real Marauder, who was not just a wonderful father, an incredible husband and a brave hero, but an awesome warewolf too,

In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks, who died for the greater good, leaving behind the second mauraders son, and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora,

In Remembrance to Alastair 'Mad Eye' Moody, who's motto 'Constance Vigilance' kept him alive,

In Remembrance to Tom Marvolo Riddle, A.K.A Voldemort, who was pretty cool and cute when he was younger, but who got his ass kicked thoroughly in the end,

In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange, because it was awesome how Molly Weasley got her with the Avada Kedavra. She deserved everything she got in the end,

In Remembrance to Colin Creevey, who we really didn't know too well, but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in the war, So he must've done something good... besides stalking Harry,

In Remembrance to Hedwig, Harry's first real friend, who lived and died soaring in the night sky.

Things I am not to do at Hogwarts

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms"

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month"

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand

11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force"

13) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot

14) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it

15) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive

16) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast

17) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day"

18) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallway

19) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor

20) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort

21) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy

22) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling

23) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate

24) I will not steal Gryffindor sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways

25) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're

"covered in bee's"

26) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge

27) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm

28) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers

29) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion

30) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends"

31) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends"

32) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween

34) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously

35) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions

36) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet

37) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice

38) I will not attack my fellow classmates

39) I will not make an impossible riddle for people to give an answer to enter the Ravenclaw area

funny saying/ words of wisdom

1. I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good, either.

2. I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

3. I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

4. Someday we'll look back on all this and plow into a parked car.

5. There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved by a suitable application of high explosives.

6. Tell me what you need and I'll tell you how to get along without it.

7. Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

8. Needing someone is like needing a parachute. If he isn't there the first time you need him, chances are you won't be needing him again.

9. I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

10. Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

11. My Reality Check bounced.

12. On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the Escape key.

13. I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

14. You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

15. Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

16. Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

17. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level.

18. Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

19. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.

20. If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good

21. The family that sticks together should bathe more often

22. The fridge light DOES go out. Now let me out of here!!

23. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

24. I intend to live forever - so far, so good.

25. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

26. Never put off till tomorrow what you can ignore entirely

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. lI understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why isn't notebook paper constantly suffocating students while they take notes in class? I'll tell you why: because paper can't beat anybody; a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to beat me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh shit, I'm sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!"

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done. i guess i'm really idiotic.)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (how...?)

3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking

5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head

7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself

8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand

9. Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion

12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard (it was milk too. Lol)

19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot

21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.

23. Have run into a closed door

24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it (I found it after I hung up)

26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock

31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it

32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in

38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. Walked into a pole

40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident

41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house

42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on

43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it

45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.

46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. Have poked yourself in the eye

49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (underwear)

50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)

51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test

52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it

54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.

55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on

57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day

58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie

61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it

63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-

70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught

71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid (Me: I don't do stupid things. I'm the complete opposite of stupid. Random kid: What's 3 times 0? Me: 3, der. ... Wait...)

75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand

77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't

79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out

81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.

84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...)

85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun)

87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!)

88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria

90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.

91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours

95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs

97. You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.

99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class

100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on. (absolutely!)

Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading. (yes)

You write fanfictions about the book. (what do u think this account is for?)

You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books. ( Yeah! ALL THE TIME)

You accidentally call everyone by the character's names. (sometimes, my friends arent happy about it)

Everything reminds you of the book.(yes)

You quote random lines all the time.(yes)

You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't. (yes)

You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class. (in my head)

You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod. (Yes, and my cellphone and computer desktop)

You've got a book memorized. (yes i read it so much that i just start to memorize sentences, then paragraphs, they chapters, and then books.)

You've read a book more than five times. (YES!!!)

You've read a book with 400 pages in less than two days. (yes.)

You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like. (U BETCHA!!)

You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend. (um...maybe...)

You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional. (yes...it wasn't pretty!)

You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional. (YES)

Your idol is a character from a book. (yeah. while everyone else has sports stars or celebrity role models, i look up to book characters and authors.)

I am a book addict and proud of it!!! If you are one too, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile