You better not be a mudblood. You're not? Good. Listen to us, cuz we are probably better then you. At least I am, I worry bout Andromeda.

Hello, I am Bellatrix. We are part of the Black Family. Im better then you. We write Stuff. Okay, bye.

Hello, I'm Andromeda the intellegent sister. Ignore Bella she knows nothing. We, along with Narcissa, Sirius, and Regulus occasionally like to write fanfiction together. When we do, we'll post it here. If we don't, well then we wont...?

Hey! At least I dont betray the Black Family name! Sirius and I will never, especially him(shifty eyes). And whos Regulus? I thought his name was Reg.

If none of this made any sense to you, you're obviously unintellegent and not worthy to read our fine stories. You can now all just worship me, Narcissa for my amazingness.

If you feel sorry for me(I'm Sirius by the way) you should read our stories because though this family sucks the stories are actually really good.

Hey guys, hows it going?

Wait, whos he?

Yeah, I thought there were only 4 black family kids

Yeah, and only 1 boy to worship me.

Wait, theres another one? I have a brother? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Sigh, No one even knows who I am. It sucks to be Regulus.

So what does this tell you? We're almost all completely crazy, but we're family. Some of us are extremely stupid, evil, narcisssitic, or ignored, but that's the Blacks for you.

Hey! Im not crazy.

(Everyone) Yes you are Bella.

Okay, so that was just some random dialogue that we made up for the amazing Black family cousins. As you can guess, our names aren't really Bellatrix, Andromeda, Narcissa, Sirius, and Regulus. But we aren't going to tell you what they really are so get over it.

Here is some info about us as ourselves and not the BlackFamilyFive

We are Nerdfighters! We are Harry Potter lovers/obsessors/weirdos. We are bookworms. We are nerds. We are totally awesome and supermegafoxyawesomehot. We are insane, but happy about it. We are lovers of music(both listening and performing it).

Our personal fanfiction accounts:

Bellatrix- The-Slytherin-Durmstrang-Girl

Andromeda- mollyollyoxenfree

Narcissa-

Sirius- mooooomo

Regulus-

Now some personal information about each family member.

Bellatrix

Actual House-Slytherin.

Fave HP character(s)- Sirius, Remus, Severus, Draco, Ms Bella Lestrange, Young Tom Riddle, Fred, Tonks, Seamus, Dromeda

Fave color- Green!

Fave music- ALEX CARPENTER, ALL CAPS, Lauren Fairweather, Wrock, Hank Green, Charlie Mcdonnel, The Parselmouths, Lady Gaga, Scores From Movies, Musical soundtracks

Fave TV/movies- Glee, History/Discovery/Syfy/Science/Milatary channel, Alice in Wonderland(animated and 2010), Peter Pan!, Anything that has Ms. Helena Bonham Carter in it, Ze Kings Speech

Fave books/authors- HP, The Perks of Being a wallflower, Paper Towns, Looking for Alaska, The Looking Glass Wars, Ze Hunger Games, Jo Rowling, John Green, Lewis Carrol, Stephen King

Personal interests and qualities- Writing, Questioning Everything, Astrology, The Paranormal, History, The British Iles, Halloween, Youtube, The Maurauders Show and Parle Productions(though I understand nothing of Kingdom Hearts), Would like to teach history, be an author, and be on Broadway. Is smart, smug, and the evil twin, Hialriously Pessimistic and annoyingly competitive, and somehow Dromeda puts up with me.

Andromeda

Actual House-Hufflepuff.

Fave HP character(s)-Tonks, Hermione, Ginny, Luna, Remus, Sirius, Dobby(we have the same bday June 28!), Fred and George, Neville, Bella, Dromeda, Molly

Fave color-Purple.

Fave music-ALL CAPS, Lauren Fairweather, nerdy stuff, wizard rock, country, Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood, random pop, show tunes!.

Fave TV/movies-Larkrise to Candleford, Anastasia, HP, Disney, Little Women, lots of musicals, romantic comedies and such.

Fave books/authors-HP, Little Women, Paper Towns, A Lantern in Her Hands, Hunger Games, Baby, Jo Rowling, Louisa May Alcott, Bess Streeter Aldrich, John Green.

Personal interests and qualities-Dance, music, singing, reading, writing, youtube, drawing, spending time with friends and family, being annoying, and watching quidditch. Would like to be a teacher or author. Is very clumsy, smart, random, optimistic, short, akward, animated(but sooo not a cheerleader)and nonsensical.

Narcissa

Actual House-

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Sirius

Actual House-Gryffindor.

Fave HP character(s)- Ginny, Luna, Lily, Bellatrix(odd huh?), and a lot more but you know it would take to long to type and I'm kinda a little bit too lazy.

Fave color- Lime green, hot pink, and electric blue

Fave music- Taylor Swift, The Beatles, The Remus Lupins, The Moaning Myrtals, The Parselmouths, and AllCaps

Fave TV/movies- Larkrise to Candelford (blame that on Andromeda), Fame (I realize it's terrible but I can't seem not to like it), and OF COURSE all the Harry Potter movies but #6

Fave books/authors- All the Harry Potter books, The Hunger Games, John Green, and The Boy in the Stiped Pajamas.

Personal interests and qualities- I'm a dancer. I practically live at my studio I mean I'm there 3 consectutive days, teakwondo, reading, writing music, stories, fanfictions but NOT poetry... I'm in band I play clarinet and am in marching band. I love school. And I kinda obsess over the holocaust it's kinda creepy but I find it SUPER interesting. Ummm soooo that's kinda it. My other account is mooooomo.

Regulus

Actual House-

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I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Remus' death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you support werewolf rights, copy & paste this into your profile.

If you day-dream about your fictional characters and plot lines in class, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish you could just pop in and out of your favorite stories, changing the storyline as you go along to fit your own agenda, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. If you agree then copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, put this in your profile

if you ever said "Oh, Merlin" "Dark mark" or "sectumsempra" instead of a cuss word put this on your profile

Not only is Harry Potter an amazingly well written book, it also advertises chocolate!(one of the best things ever)

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

If your random copy and paste this into your profile

If you are sad because there will be no more Harry Potter books , copy and paste this into your profile

If you cried because your Hogwarts letter never arrived but you know its because the owl got lost and not because you aren't magical, copy and paste this into your profile

R.I.P.- James and Lily Potter, Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Hedwig, Alastor Moody, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Ted Tonks, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotten.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins... will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

Tonks and Lily Potter have much in common. Both opposed Voldemort and married a Marauder (Tonks married Remus Lupin and Lily married James Potter); both only had one son, Tonks' being Teddy Lupin and Lily's being Harry Potter. Along with their husbands, they also both lost their lives to Voldemort. Both have muggle relatives (Tonks' paternal grandparents and Lily's parents). Both lost their lives while their sons were still very young.

You say Twilight, I say Harry Potter

You say Jacob Black, I say Sirius Black

You say Sam Uley, I say Remus Lupin

You say Team Edward, I say Team Potter

You say Rob Pattinson, I say 'is Cedric Diggory'

You think Bella and Edward is the perfect dream couple? I think that's Tonks and Remus!!!!

Copy/paste this if you agree that Harry Potter rules!

I hope you found this interesting. We'll try to stay interesting, and with our special family that shouldn't be too hard. Ummm well bye everyone...?

Dromeda you're such a loser. You can't even give a proper and confident goodbye. I on the other hand am bloody brilliant and can give a perfect goodbye:Fare thee well my loyal subjects and underlings!

Oh please Bella. You may be the controlling one, but I'm the pretty one. Everybody worships me, I'm the best sister! Bye to all of you random people that I am far superior to.

Wow, dramatic much Cissa? I'm just gonna say this plain and simple. Peace out homies!

Sirius, I'm going to assume you've been drinking more of dad's favorite firewhiskey because nobody says 'peace out homies' anymore. All I've got to say now is bye everyone, even though apparently you don't even know I exist.

(Everyone) Bye!!!!:D