Hello fellow plebeians, it is I, sadistically drunk bird here. Welcome to my...page? Yes, I will just call it my page. Now, some of you may be asking yourself, "...Wait, why would I be asking anything, it's obviously just a person who tries too hard to be funny." Hahaha- WRONG! I'm a bird that tries too hard to be funny...If you are from the RWBY Amino app, you'd probably get that joke.

Either way, they call me by many names. Scampy, Scamps, Scamp, Skimp, 'Is', mama bird, the bird, bird, and Esteban Julio Roberto Montoya Dela Rose Ramirez. You, however, can just call me whatever the hell you want. Cause I don't care. At all.

The Scampy does not give any information about herself. Besides the fact this is mostly just gonna be used for one particular story, but you'll have to read it to find out what it is~