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Joined 12-12-08, id: 1768055, Profile Updated: 10-16-13
Author has written 7 stories for Death Note, Twilight, and Sherlock.

Well hello there!

I'm Hannah, I'm 20 and from the UK.

I've decided to try to get back into writing bits of fanfiction after a pretty big break from it. I stopped pretty soon after high school, mainly because writing had become a chore because of essays (that have progressively got longer and longer as I've gone through 6th form and uni). However, I'm training to be a teacher, and I've found that I have become pretty useless at creative writing since finishing my GCSEs, and I think it's an important skill for children to have... and if their teacher isn't enthusiastic about writing, they won't be either! Hopefully it will make writing assignments easier too, I have a few big ones coming up this year and will need all the help I can get!

I probably won't update regularly, and when I do it will usually be a short, light-hearted one-shot piece. Prompts are always welcome! However, I won't write smut, I don't like it (sorry).

All feedback is hugely appreciated, I usually have issues with the flow of sentences and paragraphs so any constructive criticism will be taken with gratitude (bear in mind I'm certainly not planning on becoming an author... I'll only be teaching 5-11 year olds! Don't be too harsh).

Thanks!

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Are We There Yet? by borndancer reviews
We all know that Bella hates shopping and the Cullens ways of driving fast . So what happens when Alice makes Bella go shopping with herself,Emmett,Jasper and Edward. Will she get out of it? Or will she finally get the Cullens to drive at a Bella pace.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,002 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Alice, Bella
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
A Little Help Please? by borndancer reviews
Bella has a little situation with her trousers whilst having a seemingly innocent human moment. What can Edward do to help? And why is Alice so worked up? ONESHOT BXE
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fairy Tales of Mass Murderers and Detectives by Hunter Kitty reviews
When fairy tales get a little boring, why not replace some of the characters with your favorite detectives and psychotic mass murderers of Death Note? Most couples will be LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 30 - Words: 65,689 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 11/29/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year by Eternal Retrospect reviews
No, it's not Christmas. It's Halloween, during which BB might be possessed, A is emo, Mello, Near, and Matt are just themselves, and L and Light have their own problems to deal with. And did we mention that Watari has a migraine? Rated T for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,525 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Light Y., BB - Complete
Damn Flesh Eating Slugs by 2Padfoot00Moony7 reviews
There's something lurking under Sirius' bed... Who does he run to? ... Remus of course! RemusXSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,005 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Matsuda's magical trip by allaboutcontests reviews
We all know Matsuda is a bit slow, even childish, perhaps. We love him all the more for it! But sometimes his playful innocence leads to embarrassing situations. NO PAIRINGS, only crack and cute Matsu fluff. x3
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Matsuda T., L - Complete
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Underdog Tales reviews
I love David and Goliath type stories where the underdog comes out on top... this will hopefully be a series of short fics where that happens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Sherlock H., DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan, Anderson
The 12 days of Christmas reviews
Last Christmas, I re-wrote the words to the 12 days of Christmas... but I lost the sheet! But, I remembered them by heart and thought I'd share their wondrous joy with you lot. :D
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Of Swine Flu's and Vampires reviews
One of the Cullens is a little more than worried about Swine Flu...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Edward, Emmett - Complete
On a particularly windy night reviews
A piece of descriptive writing in practice for my english exam tomorrow. Matt and Mello venture out of their rooms to investigate the damage caused by the wind, and Near fails in his attempt to close a window.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 854 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Bella loves Pokemon Oo reviews
A birthday present for Natalie-Jayne-Cullen. Emmett finds a new little friend... O.o One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
Fun of the Fair reviews
A Day out for all the kids at Wammy's house. Mello, Near and Matt end up in a group together, and Mello plots ways to get rid of Near... rated T for some language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Mello, Near - Complete
L's Day out reviews
Light takes L on a surprise day out.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/14/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete